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Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« on: April 1, 2004, 10:59:49 PM »
Heres what it says:

LONDON -

Joanne Rowling, author of the wildly popular Harry Potter book series, was in the car with her husband behind the wheel when another vehicle collided head-on, causing immediate death for the unidentified driver of the vehicle.

When paramedics arrived on the scene, Rowling & the other driver were already dead and husband Neil was unconscious and in critical condition. He was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital, where he is expected to make a full recovery.

Bloomsbury, Rowlings UK publisher, was unavailable for comment, as was her daughter Jessica.

An unidentified Scholastic spokesperson was questioned about the future of the Harry Potter series. "Right now were not going to do anything," she said. She also denied that the series would be finished by ghostwriters, and expressed uncertainty as to whether Rowlings notes would be published. "We know she has a fanbase that would be crushed if they thought they would never find out th end, but we also will respect the wishes of Rowlings family if they dont want [the notes] published."












By the way, this entire article is a giant April Fools prank. Gotcha!!!!!

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2004, 11:22:28 PM »
RYAN! YOU JERK! Though I must admit, it was a good joke
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #2 on: April 2, 2004, 04:03:56 AM »
Oh boy! Ryan! You scared me to death! :o But it was a great joke! ;D
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #3 on: April 2, 2004, 11:29:55 PM »
I lobved it Ryan!  Good job man.  lol, I was already starting to get out the unbeliving guns and was going to start shooting down it's authenticity.  lol

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #4 on: April 2, 2004, 11:45:20 PM »
Hehe

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #5 on: April 3, 2004, 12:56:32 AM »
*Pokes Ryan in the chest*

Don't EVER do that again.  lol

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #6 on: April 3, 2004, 01:34:27 AM »
Besides, if she had really died there would be headlines EVERYWHERE

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #7 on: April 3, 2004, 01:44:31 AM »
Ya, that was gong to be my major argumant about the story.  heehee  :-*

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #8 on: April 3, 2004, 08:19:22 PM »
My mum got all upset when I read it outlound, then I showed her the red words and she started laughing, and hit me on the head. Not hard, but enough to make me laugh
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #9 on: April 3, 2004, 10:19:23 PM »
Hahahhahha

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #10 on: April 4, 2004, 10:33:53 AM »
 ;D

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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #11 on: April 6, 2004, 04:33:47 AM »
LOL, you had me there for a minute
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #12 on: April 6, 2004, 08:33:18 PM »
Hahahhahha
Aww, get over yourself Ryan! *smiles*
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #13 on: April 8, 2004, 03:57:37 AM »
Double *HaHa* Triple *HaHa* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! OR YOU'LL BE IN A CAR CRUSH YOURSELF Double *HaHa* Triple *HaHa*JOKING!
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Re:Oh my god!!!!!...JK died
« Reply #14 on: April 9, 2004, 11:08:05 PM »
*Pat's Ryan on the back*

Good job man, good job.

*Smacks him upside the head*

You're evil, you know that?

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