Hagrid: Hullo, I be Professor Hagrid, Hagrid to be short. I am your Care of Magical Creatures teacher. If you don't like what I do, I will squeeze you into pulp.
*Slytherins shiver* *Gryffindors sneak sblack persons*
Hagrid:Well, Let's all get outta my hut, and do some work outside.
Hagrid: Today we will be learnin how to raise bog-standard chickens. I have a fire-breathin' one somewhere...and she laid a load of eggs. So, today we will learn how to hatch the eggs. Be careful not to squish them, now, or it can damage themselves.
*Hagrid hands out eggs that look like the've been toasted a bit*
Hagrid: Don't worry about the color of the eggs. These eggs are just maked that way to show that they're gonna be animals later.
Hagrid: Now, here's how to hatch them. You need a freezing cham to be put on them, and keep them cold for 5 hours. Then, the eggs will hatch.
((I've decided to make this RP thread because no one can not hate the work of Hagrid...))
*Someone raises their hand, and Hagrid asks him/her to speak up*
((time to RP!))