Topic: Funny Endings for the 7th book

[HermioneFan]

I got this in an e-mail from a friend, she found it on the internet. They're the top 10 funny possible endings for the 7th HP book,

10. Dumbledore's ghost starts a Dance, Dance Revolution. (James just peed his pants.)
9. McGonagall retires and moves to Florida.
8. Harry becomes Britain's leading BMX biker.
7. Voldemort becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher ... because we just love a twist.
6. Butter beer wrestling ... Fleur v. Hermione.
5. Harry dies, and is reincarnated as this guy named Frodo.
4. Fred and George meet the Olsens, fall in love, and have a joint wedding at Hogwarts. The Olsens start a line of fashionable cloaks.
3. Hermione invents a cure for, well, everything.
2. Sirius is not really dead, and surprises everyone by jumping out of a cake.
1. Harry DOESN'T die.

[Future Miss. Potter]

Well this is my ending:

1. Harry kills voldemort
2. Harry marries Ginny and have a baby boy named James Harry Potter
3. Ron marries Hermione
4. Snape is arrested and send to azkaban
5. draco Malfoy becomes good

[harrypotterfan:)]

I got this in an e-mail from a friend, she found it on the internet. They're the top 10 funny possible endings for the 7th HP book,

10. Dumbledore's ghost starts a Dance, Dance Revolution. (James just peed his pants.)
9. McGonagall retires and moves to Florida.
8. Harry becomes Britain's leading BMX biker.
7. Voldemort becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher ... because we just love a twist.
6. Butter beer wrestling ... Fleur v. Hermione.
5. Harry dies, and is reincarnated as this guy named Frodo.
4. Fred and George meet the Olsens, fall in love, and have a joint wedding at Hogwarts. The Olsens start a line of fashionable cloaks.
3. Hermione invents a cure for, well, everything.
2. Sirius is not really dead, and surprises everyone by jumping out of a cake.
1. Harry DOESN'T die.

haha

I got this in an e-mail from a friend, she found it on the internet. They're the top 10 funny possible endings for the 7th HP book,

10. Dumbledore's ghost starts a Dance, Dance Revolution. (James just peed his pants.)
9. McGonagall retires and moves to Florida.
8. Harry becomes Britain's leading BMX biker.
7. Voldemort becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher ... because we just love a twist.
6. Butter beer wrestling ... Fleur v. Hermione.
5. Harry dies, and is reincarnated as this guy named Frodo.
4. Fred and George meet the Olsens, fall in love, and have a joint wedding at Hogwarts. The Olsens start a line of fashionable cloaks.
3. Hermione invents a cure for, well, everything.
2. Sirius is not really dead, and surprises everyone by jumping out of a cake.
1. Harry DOESN'T die.

haha I love these endings....LOL....especially numbers 10, 6, and 1!

[ChoChangHP118]

i like the one where i jump out of a cake not dead! YAY! 

[harrypotterfan:)]

LOL....that's not funny....but I hope that happens.....
not coming on until most likely Sunday....too many spoilers.....

[ChoChangHP118]

good idea. i got on today cuz i just got my head shots done and i'm bored! lol c ya sunday then cho!

[cho chang]

Let's do funny last sentences too! I'll start

"Harry danced a jig, but then tripped and fell, and acquired yet another scar."

[harrypotterfan:)]

haha....umm...umm I can't think of anything right now...busy listening to music....
as long as I don't go near spoilers....LOL

[Walt1028]

The final book begins with Voldemort and his Death Eaters at the home of Lucius Malfoy. They are beginning to plan out how to kill Harry Potter before he can be hidden again. After borrowing Lucius's wand, Voldemort kills his captive, Professor Charity Burbage, teacher of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts for teaching the subject and suggesting that the end of pureblooded wizards was a good thing.

Harry, meanwhile, is getting ready for his trip and reading an obituary of Albus Dumbledore; it is revealed that Dumbledore’s father hated non-wizards and had killed several Muggles, and had died in Azkaban for his crimes. Harry regrets not having asked Dumbledore more about his past, but this is soon forgotten as he is leaving his home that night. He convinces his aunt Petunia, uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley that they need to leave as well to avoid being captured by the Death Eaters, and eventually they leave escorted by a pair of wizards, though not before Dudley admits that he cares about Harry.


After a month of spying on the Ministry of Magic, the trio try to infiltrate it in order to retrieve the Horcrux from Dolores Umbridge. They ambush three wizards and use polyjuice potion to impersonate them. They discover the Ministry of Magic has changed considerably; Muggle-born wizards and witches are being rounded up openly and the Ministry itself is demonstrating its superiority over the muggles. The three discover Mad-Eye Moody’s eye has been taken by Umbridge, so they take it; they then knock out Umbridge and take the horcrux from her, freeing a number of muggle-born wizards and witches in the process and encouraging them to flee the country. However, in the process their hiding place is discovered and they are forced to flee to the countryside, moving from place to place, never staying anywhere too long.

After several months of moving around they overhear a conversation wherein it is revealed that Godric Griffindor’s sword is actually a fake, and someone did something with the real sword. Harry hears this and is heartened, and after questioning the portrait of Phineas Black, he discovers that the sword had last been used by Dumbledore to destroy another Horcrux, the Gaunt’s ring. However, Ron feels this is just another thing for them to do and, having been injured in their escape from the Ministry of Magic, he gets in an argument with Harry and leaves, leaving Harry and Hermione together. The two are greatly saddened, but eventually realize they have to go to Godric’s Hollow on the off-chance Dumbledore left the sword there for them.

Arriving in Godric’s Hollow, the two first visit the memorial to Harry’s family, then the graveyard, where both Harry and Dumbledore’s families are buried. After laying a wreath on Harry’s parents’ grave, they encounter the old woman Bathilda Bagshot, an old family friend of Dumbledore’s who authored The History of Magic. Thinking she may have been entrusted with the sword, they follow her to her house, where they find a picture of the dark wizard Grindelwald, Bagshot’s relative and once, long ago, Dumbledore’s childhood friend. However, it is actually a trap; “Bagshot” is actually Nagini, Voldemort’s snake familiar, and Harry and Hermione only narrowly escape from Voldemort, destroying Harry’s wand in the process.

On the run for a few more days, eventually a doe patronus appears on the edge of their camp and leads Harry to Godric Griffindor’s sword, hidden in a frozen forest pool. Harry strips down and dives down after the sword but the locket Horcrux responds poorly and tries to strangle Harry. Ron returns and saves Harry from drowning, pulling the sword out of the pool in the process. The two then destroy the Horcrux with the sword and return to camp. Hermione is less than pleased with Ron and his return, but had discovered their next step: to speak to Xenophilius Lovegood and ask him about Grindelwald's mark, a symbol which has shown up time and again during their journey.

At Lovegood’s home, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are told an old wizard story about three brothers who bested death, and each had received a magical item for it – an unbeatable wand (called the Elder Wand), a stone which could bring back the dead (the Resurrection Stone), and an Invisibility Cloak that never failed with age. Harry believes that his own cloak is the Invisibility Cloak, and is very excited, but soon discovers that Lovegood has betrayed them to the Ministry; Luna, his daughter, has been taken captive and he believes that giving them Harry Potter would cause them to free her. The trio barely escape from the wizards sent to fetch them, but Harry is emboldened and believes that they need to collect all the Deathly Hallows, these artifacts given by Death, to defeat Voldemort.

A few weeks later, the three are still no closer to finding the Deathly Hallows or more Horcruxes. They finally manage to tune into a rogue wizard radio broadcast, run by people they know which gives news on what is really happening. However, Harry accidentally says Voldemort’s name and Voldemort’s followers, having jinxed the name, find Harry, Ron, and Hermione and capture them, taking them to Lucius Malfoy’s home. There, Hermione is tortured and interrogated by Bellatrix Lestrange to find how she acquired Godric Griffindor’s sword, believing it to have been stolen from her vault, while Harry and Ron are imprisoned in the basement with Dean Thomas, Griphook the goblin, Ollivander the wand maker, and Luna Lovegood. Harry asks the broken fragment of mirror he has for help and Dobby appears to help him, freeing them. Dobby saves Dean and Ollivander, but they have made too much noise and Wormtail is sent to check on the prisoners. Harry and Ron subdue him, and Wormtail resists strangling Harry. Ron takes away Wormtail’s wand and Wormtail’s artificial arm, made by Voldemort, strangles its owner to death for the mercy he’s shown. Ron and Harry, helpless to aid him, rush upstairs to save Hermione with the help of Dobby. They escape as Voldemort is close to arriving, but Dobby is slain by Bellatrix Lestrange as they flee.

After burying Dobby, Harry and his friends begin planning anew. Harry questions Ollivander about the Elder Wand, and chooses not to try and prevent Voldemort from acquiring it from the tomb of its last owner, Dumbledore. Instead, he questions Griphook about how to break into Gringott’s, and in exchange offers him the goblin made sword of Godric Griffindor. After extensive planning, the group goes to Gringott’s to see if they can find one of the horcruxes in the Lestrange vault; Hermione poses as Bellatrix Lestrange, Ron is disguised, and Griphook and Harry go in under the Invisibility Cloak. They manage to penetrate the traps and find the horcrux, Hufflepuff’s cup, but Griphook betrays their presence and flees with the sword. Harry, Ron, and Hermione narrowly escape on the back of a captive dragon, but Voldemort discovers at long last that they are seeking out his horcruxes.

Harry has a vision shortly after the escape; he can see from Voldemort’s eyes and hear his thoughts. Voldemort lists off all the locations of the horcruxes, realizing now they are being sought after and destroyed. Voldemort inadvertently reveals that the final horcrux, which Harry suspects to be a relic of the founder of Ravenclaw, is safe within Hogwarts. Harry realizes that if they want to get the Horcrux within Hogwarts, they need to do so immediately, before Voldemort finds his other horcruxes missing, and the trio immediately head to Hogsmeade to find a way to sneak into their old school.

At Hogsmeade, Harry and friends are cornered by Death Eaters and saved by Aberforth Dumbledore. Aberforth opens a secret passageway to Hogwarts, where Neville Longbottom greets them. After saving Draco Malfoy's life, Harry finds Ravenclaw's Diadem in the room of requirement and it is destroyed. Harry, Hermione and Ron go to the Shrieking Shack, where they see Voldemort kill Snape, believing this will transfer the Elder wand's power to him. As he dies, Snape gives up memories to Harry, which reveal that Snape was on Dumbledore's side, motivated by his lifelong love of Lily Potter. Snape was asked by Dumbledore to kill him if the situation demands it; the curse placed on the horcrux ring limited his life, regardless. Furthermore, Harry is the final horcrux and needs to die before Voldemort can be killed. Resigned to his fate, Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort, and is seemingly killed, but finds that the spell destroyed the part of Voldemort's soul he had inside himself. After Nagini is killed by Neville, Voldemort is killed by attempting to use the Elder Wand when his Death Curse against Harry is deflected back at him by the Elder Wand itself.

In the story's epilogue, taking place 19 years (2017) after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny Weasley have three children named James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose and Hugo. Draco has a child named Scorpius. They all meet at King's Cross, about to send their children to Hogwarts at the beginning of term. It is revealed that Harry's scar has not hurt since the Dark Lord's defeat, and there, the story ends.

[ChoChangHP118]

unfortunetly this spoiler is most likely real. for those few who have read it, including myself, i'd not read it until you have read the 7. 

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

SPOILER! Oh annd my ending is that Harry and Hermione get married and name their baby something... Hey sombody come up with baby names! How about Bob classic yet modern...

[dobby888]

i always thought that they would get married and yet.... they never did!!! they never even dated(as far as i know)!!

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

I mean I allways kinda thought that they would get together or at least try a simple date 1 time!

[LordBlaZe]

ye in the first few books it seemed so obvious the would end up together, they make a pretty good couple aswell. Ron just seems so i dunno not fit for Hermione.

[dobby888]

yeah they're just 2 different