On July 31,Harry Potter was noisely fixing the sink,his cousin Dudley wolfing down his 37th plate of bacon.
"KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE,BOY" Uncle Vernon roared from the living room.
Dudley dropped his fork and shot Harry an EVIL

grin.
"MUUUUM!!" he howled"Look what Harry made me do!!!!"
"I did not!"Harry yelled indignatly. "Iwas over here making noise, remember?"
" Are you saying that Dudly is a liar?" sneered uncle Vernon.
"Yes-i mean, no i'm nearly stating the facts."
Suddenly aunt Petunia stuck her bonney and horse-like face into the kichen. "Vernon, darling, someone is coming up the drive way.
"I exspect it's the milk-man," Vernon said.
"Vernon, " said Petunia,more insistantly,"it's not the milk man."