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THE WORST TEACHER!
« on: May 1, 2003, 04:46:03 AM »
ok, my core teacher's brother is a screenwriter, and he needs ideas as to what kids think the worst teacher would do. so my teacher made it an extra credit assignment, and i cant think of many things. so i was wondering if u guys could help me out. i need things that u could blackmail ur teachers with, or things that the worst teacher in the world would do. such as being caught egging the principal's car in the staff parking lot, or falling asleep in class...things like that that r funny.  so pleez post ur ideas below, or u could im or e-mail me. thanx!
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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #1 on: May 1, 2003, 05:54:23 AM »
The worst Teacher would, um,
1. Not ever help the students with their questions.
2. Smoke in the parking lot during school hours.
3. Be a drug dealer.
4. Assign impossible tasks for his/her students.

I'm sure I can think of more.  Another time perhaps.  Hope this helps. :)

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #2 on: May 2, 2003, 12:23:55 AM »
thanx!
I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted. - sean biggerstaff  :-*  a.k.a. oliver wood

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #3 on: May 2, 2003, 12:32:21 AM »
i came up with, and heard these:

1. he shoots rubberbands at the kids who arent on task
2. drops water balloons out of a second or third story window (and of course aims for kids, parents, staff members, and the principal! ;D)
3. and i came up with pictures, or a video of the teacher tee-peeing the principals house at night
I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted. - sean biggerstaff  :-*  a.k.a. oliver wood

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #4 on: May 2, 2003, 05:08:09 AM »
lol, those are funny.  I wish I had a teacher kije that, He/she would be a lot of fun.  lol


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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #5 on: May 2, 2003, 10:16:50 PM »
that wood b kewl...lol
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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2003, 09:24:44 PM »
here's one,
answering their cell phone in the middle of class
or,
making you handwrite out a whole chapter(about 30 pages) in your boring science book JUST because you rested your head on your hand.
"There are no flowers known at this time
There'll be no angels gracing their lives
Just these stark words I find
I'd show a smile but I'm too weak
I'd share with you could I only speak
Just how much this hurts me"
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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2003, 08:53:22 PM »
Here's what one of the subs I've had did!

1. Soeak in third person the whole time
2.Wear makeup that smelled like sh!!t
3.Get stuck between two bookshelves

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2003, 06:56:38 AM »
1.  Makes you read The Scarlet Letter when the rest of the school gets to watch the movie.

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2003, 07:45:10 PM »
THE WORST TEACHER...
1. Wouldn't let the kids go to lunch but take out a big sandwich and start eating it.
2. Wouldn't say anything, just point and grunt.
3. Try to perform marrages between students.
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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2003, 05:21:12 AM »
lol
I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted. - sean biggerstaff  :-*  a.k.a. oliver wood

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2003, 05:22:04 AM »
lol

how about:

Stopps toilets up then flushes all of them to make a flood in hall.

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2003, 10:07:47 PM »
lol that would be VERY bad at my school, because my school has three floors, and the bathrooms are by all of the stairwells
I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted. - sean biggerstaff  :-*  a.k.a. oliver wood

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2003, 07:25:20 AM »
*Falls off chair laughing*  That would be horrid.  lol

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Re:THE WORST TEACHER!
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2003, 01:33:40 AM »
lol
I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted. - sean biggerstaff  :-*  a.k.a. oliver wood

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