Note to evil masterminds.

[Evil_To_The_Max]

I will not interrogate my enemies in my inner sanctum. A small hotel room located well outside the borders of my kingdom works just as well and has the benefits of privacy and intimacy. After the interrogation, I will shoot them.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament to show my superiority. I will shoot them.

If one of my enemies says, "Look, before you kill us, will you at least tell us what this is all about?" I will say "No." And then I will shoot them.

When the rebel leader challenges me to a one-on-one fight, and asks "Or are you afraid to face me without your goons to back you up?" My reply will be "No, I'm not afraid... Just sensible." And then I will shoot him.

My enemies are not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or a last anything. They are entitled to get shot.

If my enemies are important to my scheme and thus cannot be shot immediately, I will not keep them together in the same cellblock, much less the same cell. The only keys to their cells will be kept on my person at all times; copies of them will not be handed out to every guard in my headquarters. And they will be shot as soon as it is feasible to do so.

[~Harry Potter~]

*scratches head* what was that all about?

[Evil_To_The_Max]

this is a list of guidlines for Evil Overlords,like darth maul,and james bond characters.Here are more:

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However, if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all of their time bickering and criticizing each other except for intermittent moments of sexual tension, I will order their immediate arrest and execution.

No matter how much I desire vengeance, I will never issue the order, "Leave him! He's mine!"

Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, I will design all of my personal sidearms to fire one more bullet than is standard.

If I come into possession of an artifact that can be used only by the pure-of-heart, I will not, repeat will not attempt to use it nonetheless.

If I find that my beautiful consort has been secretly associating with the hero, I will have her executed. This is regrettable, but maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

If I have children and then grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will first ask him to explain why it is that her beloved Grandpa has to die. When the hero launches into a long-winded, way-over-her-head dissertation on morality, that will be her cue to pull the lever that sends the hero into the pit of crocodiles. (Children love crocodiles almost as much as they love their grandparents, and it's always important to spend quality time with children.)

If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, proclaim a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and name the hero my heir. This should be enough to break up their relationship. If not, at least I can be assured that the hero won't attack me while I am holding a parade in his honor.

[Kiara Johnson]

 If history is to change, let it change.  If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.  If it it my fate to die, I must simply laugh, "
- Magus(Crono Trigger)

Sephiroth: My mother is Jenova. She died right after she gave birth to me. My father...*laughter* What does it matter...?

Sephiroth: I am becoming one with the Planet. You stupid fools. You have never even thought about it. All the spirit energy of this Planet. All its wisdom...knowledge...I will meld with it all. I will become one with it...it will become one with me.
Tseng: You can do that?
Sephiroth: The way...lies here. Only death awaits you all. But do not fear. For it is through death that a new spirit energy is born. Soon, you will live again as a part of me.



Memorable Quotes from
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) (V)
[Looking around his personal Hell dimension]
Djinn: All right. I understand. You've had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here, couldn't it? This place isn't exactly happy.
Gregory: You won't succeed.
Djinn: Who's going to stop me?
Gregory: God will stop you.
Djinn: God has nothing to do with this.
Gregory: God has everything to do with this. Be gone, Satan!
Djinn: I think you have your demons mixed up, Father.

[Evil_To_The_Max]

lol,where'd you get all those?

[Kiara Johnson]

WEll, I play a lot of RP games to begin with and two, I love the Wishmaster movies, so... That's where they come from.  heehee  :-*

[Evil_To_The_Max]

No matter how much I desire vengeance, I will never issue the order, "Leave him! He's mine!"

Voldem0rt should probably listen to this one.

[Kiara Johnson]

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."