Harry Potter movie mistakes 3.

[LavyBrown]

ok but first lets clean up.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Clean up what?

[LavyBrown]

never mind *stands up*

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Know God's address?

[LavyBrown]

yep *pulls out peice of paper and reads out loud* The biggest house in heaven n top of the biggest hill in heaven

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Nice address. OH NO!!! A HUGE A$$ PAPARAZZI IS FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!

[LavyBrown]

I'll get rid of them  * step forward and uses powers to move them but they just come back* crap *has a idea takes a another step foward and scream* Hey look it Tom Criuse and Katie Holmes together over there * point to a paizza shop paparazzi runs there*

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Nice one. Um, I guess we knock. *knocks 5 times and God comes out* God:What do you want?

[LavyBrown]

we want to meet you God *God opens door*  :o

[goblet_fulla_fire]

God: You know, Jesus had never been the same ever since he got back to heaven. I don't know what you did to him, but look. *Jesus is on a swing, looking at the ground looking sad* Goblet: He saw the movie The Passion.

[LavyBrown]

lol
*walks over to Jesus* Lavy: Jesus did you see the Passion of the Christ  Jesus: Yes Lavy: Is that why your sad Jesus: No Lavy: then why are you sad Jesus: cause I got these holes in my hands and when ever a girl see them she runs.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

lol
So God, got any video games or rated R movies? God: I got Matrix Reloaded. Goblet: That okay Lavy?

[LavyBrown]

lol
Lavy: If you and God want to go hang out go ahead I'll be in in a minute

[goblet_fulla_fire]

K. *Goblet and God watch the part where Neo is beating up hundreds of Agents*

[LavyBrown]

Lavy walks in. Lavy: GOD!