Harry Potter movie mistakes 3.

[LavyBrown]

Lavy:Dr. Phil Shut the f*** up this is a black thing

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Dr. Phil: You know Lavy? Let me tell you a story. One time I was walking down on a mountain with my father and I slipped and fell down 38,000 feet. I was still alive, but I broke every bone in my body and was bleeding all over. Then my father went up to me and asked "Are the rocks okay?"

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: Really let me tell you this story about this guy. Well I at the museum and this guy walks up to me and he says Guy: May I have directions to your heart and I go Lavy: Yes you take a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and the you keep going to you get to 'F.U' Blvd.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Oprah: WOw. Four...star....MOVIE!!! I got good news.

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: Really

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Oprah: We got Richie on the Nicole Kidman show!

[_Lavender_]

Oh no you didn't .

LMAO/.. My cat looks at me that way, sometimes... She sits there, right above my keyboard, every day, staring at me. If I move her, she just LOOks as if she's saying, "Aw, HELL no!" Hee hee, lmao

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Oprah: Looks like we got a guest today. GIVE IT UP FOR LAVENDER!!! Now I understand that you just lost a friend recently, well I lost 10 friends in my life, and those friends are, that I lost 200 pounds TEN TIMES!!!

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: Opera can I talk to you

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Oprah: Sure honey. What's wrong?
Dr. Phil: Oprah is talking to you.

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: Shut up Phil. Opera I have a great repect for you but go away

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Oprah: Get into the cage Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil: Absoletly Oprah. *gets in doggy cage, crying*
Oprah:SHUT UP PHIL!!! *throws an anvil at Phil* Now, what is it, sugerbob?

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: Goblet *walks into room* Do you like Oprah or Dr. Phil

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Goblet: *Flashback*

Dr. Phil: Now I understand you take care of your mother and you had enough.
Woman: That's right.
D P: Have you considered letting nieghbors looking after her?
W:Don't have none.
DP: How about a church?
W: We are the only house on a island.
DP: Uh...*Oh man I am running out of ideas, think phil think! God I hope Oprah isn't watching*
W: Dr. Phil?
DP: Uh, um, eat...your mother.
W: What!?
DP: *punches the woman, then beats up the crowd audience*

*flashback*
Oprah: Now I understand you last your home.
Man: That's right Oprah.
O: Well, I got something to end all your problems.
M: A home?
O: A scarf made from specially from the nicole kidman show!
M: I NEED A HOME YOU DUMB B****!!!
O: *turns into a giant demon and eats the man*

Uh, I like Oprah better.

[LavyBrown]

Lavy: What the fu**