Hangin around

[Josh Weasley]

*He entered The Three Broomsticks and ordered a Snake Bite.*I havent had one of these in a month.*He took a drink.He saw some man mumbling to himself.
Man:What am i doing in a cave?Wheres my fat son?

[numbingpayne]

Payne came in and looked at the man weirdly,she walked over to him and said,"Here I am!"She snikered.

[Josh Weasley]

Man:No my son wasnt as fat as you!
Josh:Leave him alone hes drunk.
Man:How would you know about me?I have a life.
Josh:Is it in a trash can.
Man:Maybe.I roasted a marshmellow on your hed once.

[numbingpayne]

Payne laughed,"So did I! And no I'm not your son."She cupped her hands over her mouth and did the Darth Vader voice,"Drunken Man, I am your father."

[Josh Weasley]

Man:No my father lived in outer space and ate a cow in one bite.
Josh:Hes crazy.
Man:Your a little crazy yourself.
Josh:Idiot.
Man:You wanna fight.
Josh:No..
Man:Chicken...I ate one in one bite before.My son is a  pervert and watchs ants die.

[numbingpayne]

Payne sat on the table and grabbed the guys drink."You want it. Jump for it."She held it above his head.

(Bye peeps)

[Josh Weasley]

*He punched her in the stomach*
Man:Thats what you get for messin with my friend.
Josh:*Punched him in his stomch and sat him down.*Calm down.

[numbingpayne]

Payne looked down at her stomach."Well here you go,you're one of the first people to give me a bruise so you've won your prize."She sat the bottle down and watched the man take a swig.

[Josh Weasley]

Man:Im havin the best time of my life.I hit a fat kid.
Josh:This is amusing.
Man:Your face is amusing.
Josh:Why thank you Mr.Idiot.
Man:Thats Mr.Idiot to you.
Josh:Thats what i said.

[numbingpayne]

Payne looked at Josh,"You're having fun arn't you?"

[Josh Weasley]

Josh:*He smirked and took a drink out of his bottle.*
Man:*Took out a liter and waved it back and forth singing a song by Pink Floyd.*Comfortably Numb!Hello hello is there anybody in there?Then nod if you can here me.
Josh:This guy sucks.

[numbingpayne]

Payne put a hand to her ear and said loudly,"I can't here you!"

[Josh Weasley]

Man:I can hear.