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Started by goblet_fulla_fire, July 8, 2005, 11:31:58 PM

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A. Nitwitt Blubber H. Dumbledore

Nitwitt!Blubber! also Coolio_no1 also raging_hawk1 depending on where you catch me!
"If at first you dont succeed... sky divings not for you!"

goblet_fulla_fire

Rambo, Amos (as in Amos cookies), and Bingo. (sorry, couldn't think of anything funny for that one)

A. Nitwitt Blubber H. Dumbledore

hmm... why is peeves allowed in hogwarts?
Nitwitt!Blubber! also Coolio_no1 also raging_hawk1 depending on where you catch me!
"If at first you dont succeed... sky divings not for you!"

goblet_fulla_fire

Filch: Pisst. Got the stuff?
Peeves: One gram of angeldust.
Filch: Give you one hundred for em.
Peeves: Two hundred.
F: One fifty.
P: Deal.

Shall I go on?

ronweazley122

*wipes off his nose*thats riduculos!peeves doesn't have it,dobby does!lol

why are there only 5 black people in hogwarts
hey, I'm back.If you want to talk to me outside of HPF, my myspace url is www.myspace.com/hawthorne_park_forever Just add me.

You're someone, who knows someone who knows someone I once kne

goblet_fulla_fire

The owls and white people always get shot in the hood.

I apologize if this offends anyone and will change it if the need to.

LavyBrown

I word from a black person: *falls on floor laughting*
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

goblet_fulla_fire

Glad it doesn't offends. Next!

Neo

Does anyone realise I just took over this page of the forum?
"Without a common power to keep them in check, there will be no advancement, and the life of man is poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short."~Thomas Hobbes

goblet_fulla_fire

Since I don't know what you are talking about, I will have to refer to a redneck joke.
What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? Ba-ha-ha-haaa! Man, they do not wear shirts!

Neo

"Without a common power to keep them in check, there will be no advancement, and the life of man is poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short."~Thomas Hobbes

goblet_fulla_fire

Your mama! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Next.

Neo

alright heres a question for ya: why didn't harry just let the dementor finish off dudley in the 3rd book?
"Without a common power to keep them in check, there will be no advancement, and the life of man is poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short."~Thomas Hobbes

goblet_fulla_fire

Dudley is a criminal. He is Wanted alive for eating everything in site. The bounty is good pay.

Neo

hahahaha alright here's a another one, how come hermione doesn't make some polyjuice potion to turn into Lavender so she can get with Ron?
"Without a common power to keep them in check, there will be no advancement, and the life of man is poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short."~Thomas Hobbes