A weird,strange,confusing story.

[Kiara Johnson]

Love it, of course hun.  Keep it up

[tealeaf]

please keep going !!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a cool storyand hillarios

[ronweazley122]

Hermione then poked her eye out with her wand
Ron jumped out a window,sad that Hermione had become violent.Harry laughed at the fools.
Spidey sighed."WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME TO SHOOT MY MOVIE IN PEACE!"
Green Goblin muttered "Because, Spidey, some kids are bored. they have nothing else better to do than write a parody story about fictional charactors."
Paris sighed."man..I,like,think I gained a pound.I'll be in the bathroom throwing...I mean, putting makeup on."she then went to the restroom."To bad about Ron."said harry."what?! YOU MEAN HE'S DEAD?NOOO!!"screamed Hermione.
Neville fell on his knees . "NO! WHY DOES RON HAVE TO DIE OR BE TAKEN AWAY IN EVERY STORY! WHY, GOD, WHY!?!"
Ron entered the room."Why is every one screaming?"he said."I was busy.I sent my stunt double to be in this part of the story."
Hermione said, "oh.... so that's why he had tons of acne and breasts....."
"d**n.I THOUGHT I told the director not to hire her,just to get Frankie Muniz. oh well, At least I got the trailer and some Ho's."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT DERROGETORY TERM!"said Hillary Clinton."I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!"she looked outraged."I'M GETTING THIS BOOK AN "AO" RATING!"she screamed."NOOOOO!!!"Screamed spidey,rockstar games,harry,scholastic,Warner brothers,And j.k. rowling.Hermione muttered, "d**n, now i cant get ant "hot coffee."
"HERMIONE! YOUR'RE DOOMED!"screamed spidey,punching her."AGH!"she screamed running away."why'd you do that?"asked Paris Hilton,who looked like she had oatmeal around her mouth."I'm getting rid of extra characters one at a time until the people who are writing this story are finished"
Voldemort laughed."You'll never kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"he yelped."Oh please,your one of the most two-dimensional characters I've ever met.This guy..."he said,gesturing toward goblin."Is more deep then you" Gobling smiled."That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!"he said,hugging spiderman."AGH!getaway!don't get used to it!"yelled spidey.
Goblin giggled. "you can ride my Glider anytime you want. and here are the keys to my apartment."
"LOOK.JUST BECAUSE I WEAR TIGHTS,DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!"he said,punching goblet."ANYWAY,IF I WAS GAY,YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE!"he yelled."Oh,I'll be using your glider fo' muh' date tomorrow with Mary Jane."
"Don't scratch it." said The Gay Goblin.

to be continued..

[ronweazley122]

Paris sighed."I can't stand not being a filthy bed-hopping girl anymore.I'm going to divorce the man I'm marrying,Paris."she said.harry stared."are you talking to yourself?"he said,confused."No,thats his name,"she stated."Your marrying yourself?"he said,stupidly."no,I'm marrying paris."she stated,bored."so you've decided not to marry you?"
said harry."NO.I'm not marrying paris, a bleach blonde-flat chested person with a fake tan."
"so...then.."harry twitched and exploded
"I thought you were engaged? you are going to divorce...... WHOEVER....... before you marry.....WHOEVER!?" said Hermione.
"........................" Said Paris.
"What are you doing back,"yelled spidey."AH KEEEL YOU!"he screamed,jumping on hermione."HAI-YAH!"Hermione stumbled in confusion.
"another question dodged by a random attack from above."said paris,sneaking away,avoiding answering valid questions again.
Hermione then threw Paris out a local window. "Now all of our problems are solved!" she said gleefully.
"not quite," said spidey,brandishing a pillow."you see...I'm the star of this story,and anyone in my way must die!"he screamed."a pillow.Your going...to...kill...us..with..a pillow?"ron said,sarcasticly."A pillow?!"
"you know nothing of the soft properties of pillows!"said spidey

[Ginny Weasly]

Funny!

[Em]

Cool! I like it...

[ronweazley122]

Spidey then pulled a gun out of the pillow and shot everyone.Harry came out of know where."Hey,why are you shooting everyone,spidey?"he said.
Spidey realised he was alone.NO ONE was left.How the h*** was he supposed to make a movie with no one?"Ehh...whats Up doc?"said bugs bunny."Of course you know,This means war!!"said spidey,brandishing his gun. "Try and catch me,doc."said bugs,tunneling a hole.Only the reader's imagination can guess what happened next...sequel?Probably not.But,this is the end.


THE END...FINALLY

[Ginny Weasly]

*Claps hands* Yay! Good job! It made me laugh!

[FizzingWhizbees]

lolz really funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goblet_fulla_fire]

This story makes me go DuhBeYouTeeEff.