Harry's meeting

[goblet_fulla_fire]

             Harry was about to go into an apartment. He was told to go there by a mysterious person and was also told to go to the 926 room. Harry did as he was told and went into the room. He saw Ron wearing a long leather jacket and saw Hermoine in the same type of attire.
            "Hello Harry," said Ron. "As you might have guessed, I am Ron."
             "Uh, Ron? I didn't guess. I know you from school." Ron ignored the comment, "Please sit down." Harry and Ron sat down.
             "You are here because you know something Harry. Something you can't explain. Do you know what it is?" Harry had no idea what Ron was talking about. "Um, mankind?" Ron shook his head. "Dumbledore?" Ron shook his head again. "The Matrix."
             "Yes. Do you want to know what it is?" asked Ron.
               "Sure. What's the worst that could happen?" said Harry. "Okay, in my hands, I hold two pills. The blue pill will make you wake up in your bed and you will believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay and wonderland and I will show you how deep the Rabbithole goes. "Uh, Ron?" started Hermione,"You skipped that part."
               "Oh crap!" yelled Ron. He pulled up a cell phone. "Draco, load the rewind program." Ron said. (COMMENCE REWIND!) "Now you must feel like a little bit like Alice." said Ron. "Uh wha-" Ron interupted Harry, "Tumbling down the rabbit hole?"
                "Oh you mean Alice in Wonderland, that Disney cartoon. That was the worse-" Ron interupted Harry again and got up a cell phone. "Draco, load the fastforward program." (COMMENCE FAST FOWARD!)
                Ron was holding two pills, "All I am offering is the truth Harry." Harry was about to take the blue pill. "But, uh, the red pill is candy." Harry then took the red pill instead and swallowed it. Then Harry coughed it up and the pill hit Ron's eye. "Sorry Ron. Not that good at taking pills."
                  "AGENT SNAPES ARE COMING! PREPARE TO THROW YOUR SHOES!!!" yelled Hermione.

Um, this story, I admit I got a little carried away with.

[LavyBrown]

I like it keep going

[goblet_fulla_fire]

You are making it sound like that you like the story not the comedy!

[LavyBrown]

I do like to comedy and I was laughting you just can't hear it.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

WARNING: I AM NOT NOT SURE WHY THIS NEEDS A WARNING BUT AFTER READING THIS STORY FOR MYSELF, IT WAS CRAZY AND I FELT LIKE IT NEEDS A WARNING!!!         

              Snape busted through the door, more than one even! "Hello Mr. Potter. We meet at last." Ron got up his cell phone, "Draco, load the fast forward program." (COMMENCE FAST FORWARD)
          "Now we got through the boring part." Suddenly, Ron, Hermione, and Harry threw thier shoes at the thousands of snapes and started kung fuing them too. Suddenly somebody threw a gas grenade everybody fell and went to sleep. Harry had a dream that he was in a white room with Hagrid. "Hello Harry. I am the Architect.  I created magic. And several other stuff such as the door, and a book.  I didn't invent the pen. But I thought of the name. Could you actually belive they wanted call it 'Ink puter downer'?"
            "I swear to God you say one more word, I will beat you with your own shoes." But Hagrid continued speaking, "Nom de-" Suddenly Hagrid was on the ground, getting beatin by his own shoes, "It's not over Mr. Potter. It's not over." Then Hagrid turned into Snape and Harry gave one final blow to Snape and he died. Suddenly, the room exploded and Harry woke up next to hundreds of snapes, Hermione, and Ron. Harry looked around, "Man, what the h*** just happened?"

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Probably should have put the warning at the beginning. I think there is something wrong with my mind or something when I wrote this story.

[LavyBrown]

what is the point of this story

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Absolutley nothing.

[LavyBrown]

that's the answer I was looking for :) ;) :D ;D