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Harry Potter for Spishak's Hey! It's Oven For Kids!

Started by goblet_fulla_fire, September 3, 2005, 10:08:07 AM

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goblet_fulla_fire

Harry and friends were aqbducted and forced to be in a commercial!
Harry and Cho are sitting in a kitchen.
Voiceover: How many times has this happened to you?
*an alien comes out of the window and beats up a nearby pirate*
Harry: WHAT THE FU-*out taked!*
voiceover: How many times has this happened to you?
Cho Chang: Harry, the bulb in my EZ bake over is out.
Harry: Well, let me change it for you dear. *reaches in the EZ bake over and there's a small explosion* OW!! D***IT!!! *takes hand out to find hand covered in glass and bleeding* Isn't there any way to have an oven for kids that doesn't use electricity?
*Ron comes out with some kind of crazy smile* Well, now there is! With Spishak's Hey! It's Oven for Kids! No more lightbulbs.
*everybody starts smiling* Harry: No more lightbulbs? :D
Ron: No more lightbulbs!
Cho: No more lightbulbs? :D
Ron: No more lightbulbs!
Harry: No mor-
Ron: NO! *returns smile* Now we canget rid of this old thing. *gets bat and crushes EZ BakeOven*
*cho starts crying*
Ron: Now shall we get started?
*cho continues crying*
Ron: Shall we get started?
*ginny is replaced buy cho*
Ginny: Yah! How do we hook it up?
Ron: As easy as 1, 2, 3! Step one: Remove the oven in the kitchen.
*ginny barely gets the oven removed*
Ron: Step 2: Remove the propane gas line from the oven and hook it up to your Hy! Ovn for Kids!
*ginny gets all these tools and removes the gas line. she becomes a little delirious from breathing the gas. she trys to get the gas line into the ovn for Kids! using a wrench* Um, the gas line doesn't fit.
Ron: *smile is removed* You're insane! *smile returns* Now finally, use Spishaks My First Matches to light up the oven.
Ginny: *lights match and everything...........................................................................................
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EXPLODES!!!!

based on a sketch from MADtv.

Evil_To_The_Max

lol,I saw this at a friends house the other day....

A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)
Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)