Yo mama so fat......

[harrypotterfan:)]

((LOL....wow this is an old topic now....but anyways...))

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

[Roniloveyou:)]

ha see i restarted this post which apparently ppl like to do yo mama jokes so i don't see y i got yelled at ??? :'(

[dobby888]

 ive got a couple     

Yo Mamma is so fat...I took her to a haunted house, she came out with a job application!      
     
Your mama is so fat that they use her as a crash pad for action sequences.

Yo Mama is so fat she goes into the elevator round and comes out square. 

[harrypotterfan:)]

((LOL....it's okay Ron.....))

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
((these aren't yo mama so fat jokes....but they're pretty funny....))

[dobby888]

haha i like em

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. 

Yo Mama's so old, she has an autographed copy of the bible from Adam and Eve! 

[Roniloveyou:)]

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth  ;D

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[LordBlaZe]

lmao a lotta those are repeats. Here's a lot, enjoy

Your mommas so fat i have to grease the door and stick a twinkie on the other side to get her through

Your mommas so poor i found her grocery shopping the other night, then i told her to get the hell outa my trash can.

Your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.

Your mommas so ugly her momma through her out of the window at birth and got charged for littering.

Your mommas like a big mac, she thick and juicy and only 1.59 on mondays

Your mommas like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows and then you just put her in the closet.

Your mommas so fat she falls of both side of the bed.

Your mommas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mommas so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

lol told you i was full of these haha

[harrypotterfan:)]

((LOL....I have more.....I'm not going to post them all at once.....))

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat *ss over!

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

[LordBlaZe]

lol make sure you read all of them because lodda yours are repeats

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
((okay....trying....?))