Dumb Blonde Jokes

[dobby888]

huh?? I didn't get that.... but I loooooooooooooooove this song and I'm listening to it right now....  It's Raining Men!!!! omg listen to it when your sad, and it;s impossible not to be happy, or dance or something!!!

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

I absuloutly love that song!!!!

[dobby888]

The mailman walks up to a house to deliver the mail. He is met by a blonde in a sexy nightgown who motions for him to come inside.
The mailman enters the house and the blonde motions for him to come into the bedroom. He follows her and when they get into the bedroom she removes her nightgown and they have sex on the bed.
When the mailman gets dressed to leave, the blonde hands him a dollar bill.
He asks, "What's this dollar for?"
The blonde replies, "Well,my husband and I were arguing over what to give the mailman for a Christmas present.
He said, "Screw the mailman and give him a buck."
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A man takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game. Afterward he asked her, "What did you think of the game?" "Oh, I loved it!" she replied. I mean, all those hunky men in tight pants. And the game was fun to watch. But I do not understand why they played a game over 25 cents." "What do you mean?" her boyfriend asked. "Well, at the start of the game they flipped a coin. And the rest of the game everyone was shouting, 'Get the quarterback'."
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[Lola_La_Fringe7]

hahahahahahhahahahaha

[dobby888]

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child.
I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown
bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brownbag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside
the bag with the cash was the following note.
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
another."

[Hailey]

haha! that was hilarious  :D

ok heres one...


A police officer was sitting in his car on the side of the road.  The police officer sees a car swerving up and down the road.  So he goes and pulls the car to the side of the road and rolls down his window.  "ma'am why r u swerving up and down the road?" he asked.  The blonde woman in the car said "there was a tree in the middle of the road".  The police officer looks at her and said "ma'am, thats your air freshener" ;D

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

Cool! Oh hey glad to have you on the site. You are new right? Never mind. Anyways welcome! My name is Mira. *Holds out hand waiting for a hand shake*

[Hailey]

yea Im new, thanks for the welcome *shakes hand* nice to meet you! :)

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

Actually my name is Miranda but people call me Mira (pronounced m-y-r-ah)

[dobby888]

wow way to go mira.  Hello Hailey!!! I'm Jessie!! *Holds out hand* nice to meet you and now... for the jokes...
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The 1st Dumb Blonde Guy Joke!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get
a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's
wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
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A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
only 25 cents!"
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Q: Why did the blonde whose cat had just lost it's tail, hurry to take it to Walmart?
A: She knew that Walmart is the largest retailer in the world.

[Hailey]

haha those were hilarious!!! :D


hello btw  ;D

[Molly]

I hate dumb blonde jokes cause there about blonde girls who are stupid. I am a blonde and i am verry intelligent so this dumb blonde joke is about a stupid GUY yeah.
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So my husband(no i have no husband it is from the wifes perspective) wanted to was his sweatshirt. He asked me what setting to wash it on, i asked him what does it say, he says ohio state.

i know that is a stupi d joke but its better than dumb blonde jokes

oh and if i sound like some freak its nly because that this blonde had 3.96 grade point average out of 4.00 yeah so take that you stupid guys!

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

No offense but if you hate dumb blonde jokes why are you posting here?

[Molly]

I don't hate all dumb blonde jokes, its only that all blondes aren't dumb and i am tring to prove that. Thats why i did a dumb blonde GUY joke cause you know what guys can be really stupid. Anyway mira don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong (just so you know me and stella are verry good freinds and you were rude to her so yeah)

[Ginny Weasly]

1.) No one thinks all blonds are dumb. They are jokes, and are not intended to harm your fragile ego.
2.) This isn't the place to start a fight, so don't.

Now, please, Jessie and Mira, continue with the jokes. I myself am blond and have no problem with them.