Dumb Blonde Jokes

[Molly]

I SAID I didn't hate all dumb blonde jokes just the ones that are really offensive

and i am a blonde and incase you didn't know i am one of the smartest in my class and i am not stupid

so i am not starting a fight, and go ahead with your jokes i was just saying that GUYS can be stupid

[Ginny Weasly]

Don't take offense to them, dear. If you are as smart as you say you are (which I have guessed by your wonderful typing skills), then you know that such jokes exist and always will, and being PC is a good way to get other's annoyed.

And yes, you attempted to start a fight with Mira, something about you being Stella's friend and that Mira was rude.

[Molly]

your right but still

many smart people were blondes, besides paris hiltion (don't get me started)

and if you were being sarcastic about my typing skills i am not lieng about my gpa and all i am really smart ask kilinn and stell, and maya, and natalie and maddy and v its the truth

[Ginny Weasly]

I was indeed being sarcastic, and I believe you when you say you are smart. I never said you were lying, did I? I was simply pointing out, in my own special way, that your skills in the area of typing could use some touching up if you want to better convince people of your point.

[Molly]

actully i am verry good at typing, spelling not so much but weirdly i won my school spellng bee only ecept my school is like 100 kids and there were only like 15 so that means nothing. Anyway i am actully good at typing, only on here i am kinda going fast and not really paying attention. But still.

Jenny you are verry nice and sinceere

[Ginny Weasly]

I type very fast as well, yet I can manage to go back and fix any mistakes, and take the time to hit 'spell check'. It's a very useful tool, you know.

And Jenny and Ginny are two completely diffrent names.

[Molly]

oh i am so sorry once again i was typing fast and not thinking

its kinda like that my freinds think i am crazy

for many reasons

like the fact that i talk ten times as fast as a normal person

my head goes to fast for my fingers

and usallyi don't type like this, only when i am in a hurry

[Ginny Weasly]

Try rereading what you wrote before clicking 'Post'. And hitting the shift key before typing the first word of a sentence won't take but a moment, trust me.

Anyway, I apologize to jessie and Mira and the rest of you who were posting jokes. Continue, please. I have no more reason or right to post off topic then anyone else.

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

Hey I am the smartest kid in my class, and a blonde. I don't really take offense from them because I know they'll never leave and they're not really directed at all blondes.

[ChoChangHP118]

Try rereading what you wrote before clicking 'Post'. And hitting the shift key before typing the first word of a sentence won't take but a moment, trust me.

Anyway, I apologize to jessie and Mira and the rest of you who were posting jokes. Continue, please. I have no more reason or right to post off topic then anyone else.

ha, who needs capitol letters honestly ginny. :) i just use them when i talk to some people....lol
well im a brunette and completely clueless half the time. so i say congrats to any blonde who can outwit me. (because its not very hard. lol)

but i do love it how ginny can clear up little problems like this... anyway random i know but ya QD

[stella_parkenson]

i completely agree with cho there. although i am kind of butting in, --in which i dont mean to-- but yea. im a complete blonde and im practically stupid and i admit it because of how i act. (trust me you should see me when im completely nuts) molly would know.

[Molly]

Serriously you are a blonde, oh and yeah i don' t hate all dumb blonde jokes just really stupid, or offensive ones. I know i shouldn't take offense, but what really ticks me off when this one jerk calls be blondie jr (i am the baby in my class) or dumb blonde (this idiot is dumber than me!)

[stella_parkenson]

i never knew that people called you blonde jr.... weeirrd but whatever-- hey im not a complete idiot yet...

[dobby888]

I am blonde, smart, and gorgeous (clearly) and I'm the one who's posting all the jokes. I don't take offense at them I just laugh at them because they're FUNNY!!!!!

A blonde takes her car in to the shop because it's been running rough. After a little while the mechanic comes in to the waiting area. She asks him if the problem was fixable. "Sure," he replies. "Just crap in the carburetor." Oh, my goodness," says the blonde. "How often do I need to do that?"
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After a long chase with flashing lights, a highway patrol officer finally got the attention of a blonde driver. When she finally stopped, he asked her "lady, don't you ever look in your mirror?" "Oh, no" she blirted out, "Is my lipstick smeared?"
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[iluvharryandginny818]

hahahahahalmfao lmfao lmao i haven't heard that one for a while, tooooo jkz. Heres another a few quick ones

How do you confuse a Blonde?: Tell her to sit at the corner of a round room

How do you kill a blonde?: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a lake

Theres a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy and theres a $20 bill on the ground, who picks it up?: The dumb blonde ofcourse, santa claus, the tooth fairy and smart blondes dont exist!!

Here's another good one:A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."-------LOL- oh and by the way its all for fun, blondes are hot ;) ;D ;D ;)

u r to funny yazzy (me) is a blonde  we dum blodes a awesome personalitys not all of us r taken lollollollollollol