Dumb Blonde Jokes

[iluvharryandginny818]

oh heres a funny joke its not blonde though, actually i dont remember it so good so it might be wierd lol

There are 3 men stranded on an island. The men try to find some water but they are captured by natives. The men are taken to the native leader. He says to them, i'll let you live if you do me 2 tasks. The men agree and the leader tells them all to go inside the forest and return with 5 of the same fruit. The first man returns with 5 oranges and asks the leader whats next. The leader tells him if you want to escape the island you must stick all of the oranges up ur @$$ without making a noise. The man sticks up 1 but dies of pressure. The second man returns with tiny bead cherries and the leader tells him the same thing. The cherries are so small they fit up easily, soon the man is down to the last cherry but bursts out laughing, the leader kills him. On the way to heaven the first guy asks the second guy "you were so close, why did you start laughing??" the second guys replies, "I saw the 3rd man walking in with pineapples!!"

lol

blaze that ones 2 funny

[iluvharryandginny818]

like i said i've got an endless supply

The blonde called 911 to report a fire: "Help!! Fire!! Get here as fast as you can!!" she shouted to the operator.
"Miss-you need to calm down-and tell me how to get to your house!"
The blonde heaves a sigh: "DUH! BIG...RED...TRUCK!!!"

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and,
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new
Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why
he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied,"It's Lent."
In tears, she remarked,"Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend
it to, and for how long?"

jessi the first one is os funny yazzy like

[iluvharryandginny818]

I hate dumb blonde jokes cause there about blonde girls who are stupid. I am a blonde and i am verry intelligent so this dumb blonde joke is about a stupid GUY yeah.
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So my husband(no i have no husband it is from the wifes perspective) wanted to was his sweatshirt. He asked me what setting to wash it on, i asked him what does it say, he says ohio state.

i know that is a stupi d joke but its better than dumb blonde jokes

oh and if i sound like some freak its nly because that this blonde had 3.96 grade point average out of 4.00 yeah so take that you stupid guys!

wtg molly if no one would have stood ip then i would of had to do it and i aint good with confrontation so thank gosh u did

[fudge0604]

I love blonde jokes! All of the ones that are one this thread is hillarious! I have read many now and I have laughed ALOT! Funny jokes!

[Vanessa]

I love blonde jokes too. I'm definatly proof that you can be brunette to have blonde moments. Besides were just doing it to have fun, not to make fun of anyone.

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

Yeah. I'm a blonde and I'm smart, but seriously don'y we all have blonde moments?

[dobby888]

Enough of that, let's do more jokes!!
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A blonde walks up to her father and screams, "Hi, Dad!"

Her father says, "Jesus, you scared me!"

The blond responds," No, I'm your daughter,Alex!"
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A guy was talking with a blonde when he looks at her hair and says,
"Hey, it looks like your hair is getting a little gray. Are you going to dye it?
"No," replies the blonde, "I'm not worried about gaining weight."
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[Kilynn]

lol thats funny. But i think i would smack someone if they told me that my hair was getting gray and that i needed to dye it! lol

[fudge0604]

I have brown hair but i have some blonde kinda moments too...... lol...
Me.... hm...... Is me! Well sometimes i can be as stupid as I or you can possibly be....

[dobby888]

 ;D ;D ;D

Consider this resurrected!!! OK so I have a joke, and it's told by a dumb blonde (AKA me!!!))


So there are two muffins in an oven(Sorry Mira I know you've heard this a million times, but It's great!!)
One turns to the other and says, *Woah... It is HOT in here!*
The other screams *OOH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!*



Oh and one more... ((Again Mira really sorry))

There are 2 cows in a field and one says to the other, *You know, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around! I really don't want to catch it!*

The cow replies, *Oh. I don't have to worry about that.  I'm a helicopter.*

[I loves YOUz]

I don't get them..


I have blonde moments all the time like yesterday I ran into a wall, a door, and a tree.. lol tehe

[dobby888]

lol wow Billie you wooould!!!!!

[I loves YOUz]

I'm happy I only ran into people today!! tehe

[dobby888]

Wow!! I ran into.... well a lot of things... lockers... doors...people...backpacks...