1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[hpcoolest5]

Really? :o :o :o

[sweetlikepoison]

OooH!!! Pick me!! O Pick me!!! Thanks!
Things Snape would never do or say:

#1. say: "Today you can make potions and try them out on me."
#2. Snape shows up in the Great Hall wearing just his knickers. (Oh, Shui, I bet your happy!)
#3. Break out in song in the middle of a class.

[ronweazley122]

oh i have some.
1."I want to confess my undieing love for you,Hermione."
2."Um......Harry can I have your autograph?"
lol ;D :D :)

[emily824]

ok, here's some..
1. "1000 points from Slytheren and they all get detention!"
2. gets down on one knee to dumbledore, "Will u marry me?"
lol...

[ronweazley122]

lol
1."professor lockhart,my friend,i love you.in case you haven't noticed i'm gay!"
2.sings a song in the middle of class,"Tommorow!tommorow,I'll love ya tommorow!!!

[emily824]

lol...how bout,
snape walks up to McGonagall and kisses her!
and gives his whole life's savings to Ron....

[emily824]

*stands up in the middle of class and says, "HERMIONE, HERMIONE, WHERE FOR OUT THO HERMIONE!"
*Gives him self detention. ;D
.....if only...lol*

[Gengi]

"Harry, our relationship must remain secret!"

*shrugs* ;D

[woodlover315]

no afense**rolling eyes ** but i think that servius if but ugly sry bout that what i think love is in the eye of the beholder right ;D

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

 :o Oooo... just his knickers? *drool*  :-* :-* :-* Me likey very much, yes! ^___________^ heehee

Here's a site of a whole bunch of those things!!  But, be warned, some, if not most, and really gross.  I warned you!  here's a link:

http://www.snapechamber.freeservers.com/nosnape.html

Here's my favorite: Snape saying: "I don't know who took my underwear, but if one sequins is out of place, then some heads are going to roll!!" heh heh.. sequin undies..

[Lily_Evans]

Well it's ok, I'll ues the ones they did on that site!.

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Miverva, would you do me the honour of being my date for the Yule Ball?"


"Sham...poo?" (lol for your hair Snape!)


"Ten points for Gryffindor!"

"Five points from Slyhterin!"

Well done, Potter!" (Not in that sarcastic tone)

Hermione, my dear, come to my chambers when everyone sleeps. I've set a special task for you" *wink, wink*

"Lockhart! You've got to tell me who does your hair!"

"You know, I think I'll wear pink, today

"I'm very proud of you all!"

"I love working with children!"

Do you need to talk about it?

Oh, Potter! I was so worried about you
"Give me a hug!"

Oh, Minerva, you look simply divine


Well someone post some ;D

[MrsRadcliffe0480]

LMAO!!! How about:

Harry! Colin, Ginny, and I started your official fan club!!

[Lily_Evans]

lol!

[MrsRadcliffe0480]

*looks around smiling*


Does anyone know where I can buy some canned ham?

[cho chang]

I've got three good one!
"Harry, I-I want to adopt you! I'll-I'll be really kind to you-I promise!"
 
"Today is the first day of the term so it's very important,"(everyone got nervous)"So I have a important announcement to make-From now on, you can play in my class all term!" (cheer)

*wearing a pink robe*"Happy Valentine's day, kids! Guess what-I've got a Valentine's card and a chocolate kiss for each of you! Two for my dearest Hermione! Later on, we'll be learning Love Potions!"