1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[I loves YOUz]

If I was a guy and gay I wouldn't... he aint cute at all...

[dobby888]

*shudders* and the eyebrows... wow...

[Dobby_ROX]

"Harry can I make LOVE to you"

"Draco get a life and leave Hazza Alone  A**hole"

[Jack Chance]

I got a few...

>"Who stole my comb?!"

>"Potter, what is that in your pocket?"
"er...porn?"
>"Oh.  Very well, you may go."
"Um...thanks...?"
as Harry walks away, Snape mutters, "accio porn"

[Dobby_ROX]

LOL

[I loves YOUz]

Snape walks up to hermione and runs his hands through her very knotted and bushy hair... "What kind of shampoo do you use, I want my hair to be as full as yours".

tehe.. I <3 Hermione! and I <<33 SNAPE!!

[dobby888]

Haha! I love those!!

"So.. uh... Ron... you got any plans tonight?"
"No..."
"Oh good! Now you have detention!"
"What!?"
"Clothing optional of course!"

[Dobby_ROX]

LOLies


"Potter you are looking very hot this evening" "ya wanna go out Potter".

[Miss Xantier]

nice, but gay.

"Who wants to dye me?"
"I take all of Slytherin's points and give them to Gryffindor!"

[I loves YOUz]

Mrs. Granger, Have i ever told you what a honor it has been to be your teacher?

[Dobby_ROX]

nice, but gay.

that's is what Snape was susspose to be

[Miss Xantier]

makes sense.