THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!!!!!

[AcId_BrOoZ]

THAT WAS SO ABSOLUTELY FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!
THAT WAS AN INSULT TO HP FANS AROUND THE WORLD!!!!
okay, now that I have said that..wutever.

[Kiara Johnson]

they won't get any with that-*confuzzled*

I'm not to sure of htat,  look what attention it has gotten here.  lol

[ronweazley122]

no oe knows whom they are-no attention for dem just de story....

[Lily_Evans]

*Is insuleted* ME? die, as if!

[Kiara Johnson]

Ya, I was bored enouph and so went in and read the stupid thing, what a waste of time.  It was not only stupid but a bit dissgusting as well.  This person (If you wanna call it a person)  really has issues.

[brian]

Wow, I'm glad that this HarryPotterFan guy can't give us slimeyslugs

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, Brian, you are right.  we are not pleased, at all with him but, I can not hurt this character.  Can I?

[ronweazley122]

ha ha

[Ginny Weasly]

THIS IS SO TOTALLY FAKE!!! Vesides it says he's in his sisth year not his fith so it could not ve the first cha/ter of the fith vook! WHO IS THE ?ERSON THAT WROTE THIS?? I WOULD KILL THEN IF I KNEW WHO*calns down* Uhhhh sorry*nerves are gettin to ne* vesides ron would NOT betray Harry ny vrother would never do that!

[brian]

Actually Ginny, it's okay for the first chapter to be like that. The rest of the story could be a flashback. Lots of stories are like that. Besides that little correction, you're absolutely write, this story stinks

[Kiara Johnson]

*Takes out Lysol and spray story with it*  AAARRRRRGGGHH!  It doesn't work!!  The story still stinks.

[sweetlikepoison]

lol

[Kiara Johnson]

*Smashes book with fire ball*  There, that should handel it.  Sorry for the use of fire there Harry.

[brian]

I don't have a problem with it this time, Fenite, Incantate! That takes care of the ashes!

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, YEA!