OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
They've found the first chapter from HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX at a website!!!!!!!
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/hp_phoenix.html (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/hp_phoenix.html)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SH**!!!! The chapter starts of alright, but it's kind of weirdish...
YOU HAVE TO GO AND READ IT NOW!!!!!
Post your comments about it HERE!!! (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=6)
OMG HERMIONE DIES!!!!!!!!!!
Ya, well any way, you sound like you need to calm down. Do not post things in here that people may not want to see please.
Quote from: HarryPotterFan7432 on May 17, 2003, 09:25:26 PM
OMG HERMIONE DIES!!!!!!!!!!
OK this obviously is not the real thing. HarryPotterFan7432 I've removed a few of your multiple posts. Please don't post the same message more than once.
admin
I agree with the ministrator! YOu were very foolish to believe that this is the first chapter. Some 1st grader probably wrote it. Serioulsy, this is so not Rowling's writing! It stinks!!
I will try to hit it with the Cruciatus curse! Then I will kill it!
And you say I am too violent. tsk tsk tsk. lol
ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!*wants to kill it as well*I AGREE WITH HARRY,AND ADMIN!!!!*PRINTS IT OUT AND STABS AT IT WITH A WAND*I WOULD NOT BETRAY HARRY!!!!*twitches*
*Shakes head slowly* Shuch violence. Ron, everyone who means anything, knows you would never betray Harry*Is that what it really says! No, it is an awful hoax and some one deserves to be Crucified. No magic needed here. This person really needs to be hurt. lol look at me, I'm acting like..... you two.
yes infact *twitches again* I killed hermione....and draco and harry said they would kill hunt me down and slay me *twitches* slay me MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!POTTER SLAY ME?!!!WHAT A JOKE!!!!lol j/k I scared myself for a sec there....*twitches*and harry killed lupin and neville and....*stops abruptly* i don't remember the rest...
EEk!!!! I think I wont waste my time with this one....Even I wouldn't turn Ron and Harry on eachother. lol
*Runs ron through with sword* Who is laughing now!!
*Real life comes back* wait a min. ''''There's a little proof that this is fake! His name is Sirius, not Serius. If you read it again, the writer says Serius Black!
This writer sounds like a dull witted twit, to me.
who could it be?
Some one looking for attention. Who cares
they won't get any with that-*confuzzled*
THAT WAS SO ABSOLUTELY FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!
THAT WAS AN INSULT TO HP FANS AROUND THE WORLD!!!!
okay, now that I have said that..wutever.
Quote from: ronweazley122 on May 20, 2003, 07:28:33 AM
they won't get any with that-*confuzzled*
I'm not to sure of htat, look what attention it has gotten here. lol
no oe knows whom they are-no attention for dem just de story....
*Is insuleted* ME? die, as if!
Ya, I was bored enouph and so went in and read the stupid thing, what a waste of time. It was not only stupid but a bit dissgusting as well. This person (If you wanna call it a person) really has issues.
Wow, I'm glad that this HarryPotterFan guy can't give us slimeyslugs
lol, Brian, you are right. we are not pleased, at all with him but, I can not hurt this character. Can I?
ha ha
THIS IS SO TOTALLY FAKE!!! Vesides it says he's in his sisth year not his fith so it could not ve the first cha/ter of the fith vook! WHO IS THE ?ERSON THAT WROTE THIS?? I WOULD KILL THEN IF I KNEW WHO*calns down* Uhhhh sorry*nerves are gettin to ne* vesides ron would NOT betray Harry ny vrother would never do that!
Actually Ginny, it's okay for the first chapter to be like that. The rest of the story could be a flashback. Lots of stories are like that. Besides that little correction, you're absolutely write, this story stinks
*Takes out Lysol and spray story with it* AAARRRRRGGGHH! It doesn't work!! The story still stinks.
lol
*Smashes book with fire ball* There, that should handel it. Sorry for the use of fire there Harry.
I don't have a problem with it this time, Fenite, Incantate! That takes care of the ashes!
lol, YEA!
*laughs loudly*
Ok, now that we have totaly destored that copy, how are we gonna get the rest?
what rest?
I am sure, there is more out there -------- Somewere.
Nobody noticed that the nimbus 2000 was mentioned. he doewn't have one know.
ginny's friend
Now that you mentioned it, I didn't notice that. lol
ny friend noticed though we were in school and she read it and /ointed it out so I let her use ny nane
cool. See Ron, People are printing the stupid thing out. *Puts hand to her fore head in mock concern* What ever are we to do.
she did not /rint it out she read it in school and during school I let her /ost that notice
I noticed it all right!
Quote from: Ginny W. on May 28, 2003, 08:38:35 AM
she did not /rint it out she read it in school and during school I let her /ost that notice
Ok, that isn't so scary. *Sighs a relief*
*rolls eyes*
*Smack Ginny on the back of the head for rolling her eye* I hate that! It's sooo rude. *Storms off*
OW!!!*ruvs head and rolls eyes agin just to irk kiara*She's sooo nody!
*Give Ginny a stern glance then laughs* You got guts little woman.
I know and I sure don't get it fron Ron over there!
*laughs again* Like I said, funny too.
I get that fron Fred and George!
See, having older brothers is a good thiing.
yeah sure! not when they tease you avout your first year! *tears start runnig down face*Not when they tease you avout having a crush on soneone!*is crying really hard now* Not when they say the saw Ton Riddle in the halls looking for you*crying so hard whole vody shakes* and thats just Fred and George! ?ercy varags all the tine! Vill and Charlie are away! And Ron just irks ne sonetines!*/uts face in hands crying really hard*
*Looks shocked* But, your a brave person who likes to make jokes and you should be able to handle the lot of em. You are, after all, a girl. Hey, tell you what, I can help with the guys. I would, enjoy it.
You would at first! Vut then you'de get tieard of it and quit!*crys harder than ever when thinks avout first year and the things her vrothers do to her*(I'n vary dranatic ain't I)
yes youare) Ya but, you should try to be stronger. They love you, if they didn't pick on you, that is when I would start worrying.
what happenedto all the purple elephants? their gone! I can't make them anymore!
*Is shocked* Oh NO!!!!
*shouts out lout* WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!!!!?????
*Laughs*
oh, what happended?
Ginny is uposet over her brothers. It must be tough being the only girl.
Dun worry about it Gin
Ya, see Ginny, don't fret over it.
I try not to and nostly I don't vut sonetines I just lose it*conjuers u/ tissue and vlows nose*
*Smiles at ginny*
*is tiard suddenly*
*yawns*
*Yawns too* Will you stop. That's catchy, yawning.
[size=20]YAAAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN[/size]
veary funny harry
*Pops Harry on the back of the head and yawns* Stop it!
sorry
*Smiles* Thank you.
[size=20]KAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/size]
Bless you.
[size=20]THANK YOU!!![/size]
*laughs* You are welcome but, I didn't say who bless you. *Smiles evily*
[size=10]WHO BLESS ME??[/size]
THE DEVIL
Mayperhaps, Ginny, However, I hardly think The the Devil is worthy of my thoughts.
*Whispers too Ginny* she is the devil
*Dark expresion consumes me*
Just kidding sis
*Smiles* me too, of course.
lol
nother lol
Ok, fine then, ---- lol
no more
Art thou trying to tell me what to do?
Thou must stopeth the LoL's, or faceth the consequinces
Oh, is that so....lol
Thy am being kind to warn thee...
Oh i see
??
Puts up protect spell...lol.lol.lol.lol.
*Jumps like a wacko*
lol
lol
Dont say G`s name in vain!!!!!
:o Where did that come from?
I don't get that, is it a joke?
Time for another Kiara's quotes, heeheehee
"Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.
(Not meant to offend any one, I just find it amusing)
OKAY I GUESS I DON'T MIND...I THINK I DON'T MIND
As to rather you do or not, it is a true statement. Think about it..... ;)
OKAY...I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I'M TOATALLY CONFUSED
*shakes head* Forget about it.
I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE I GOT TOATALLY CONFUSED...AND OKAY...I'LL FORGET ABOUT IT
good.
I'm a christian Kiara, and I am a [size=-5]little[/size] offended by that comment.
I AM TOO A LITTLE
Oh well, what's done is done, with no regrets, we press forward in our lives, with no idea of the future, we can only accept it.
I GUESS SO
Unless of course you have a time turner
lol, awe yes, a time tuner would be nice however, I would not take back a thing. Like I always say, I love being me. LOL
u should love being you
lol, thanks Sher.
there is true wisdom here
Yes, everyone should love beeing me,,err i meen being themselves. lmao
i'm not sure if i love being myself
and y is that
`cause thats Pansy! LOL!
that is definitely not the first chapter. it sounds nothing like J.K. Rowling. are you in 3rd grade or something? *sheesh* people these days...
LOL! I agree with Mrs Radcliffe on this one. This is definately not the first chapter.
8)Well, we all know that. silly ;)
Agrees all the way.
I was gonna say somthin but itd be better not to
:)
For a stupid beginning, this thread sure got a lot of replies
haha yes
yah
Ya well, when one is bored one tends to find humor in the least likely places. ;)
well who cares the fith book will be out in two days I won't get it till the week of june 23 because I just preordered it
Ya, really that long? You poor thing.
I know! :(
I get mine at 12:01 on Saterday!
a.m. that is.
of course
I'm reading it right now
that chapter is false! I have the book, I'm on page 160!
Well of course it is, we all know that. silly. ;)
silly, silly kate!
;) ;) Don't ask, I just feel like winking today. heehee
lol! I got ootp, yay!
I hate you guys right now I don't get mine till next week!
poor Ginny! :'(
thats okay I Just got it today at 4:00 p.m. and by 6:00 I was on chapter 12!
I know... For such a big book, it is an easy read so goes by fast... :( Now I have to read somthing else then read it again.
cool gin! you got your book!
I shouldn't have finished mine so fast, I have nothing else to read.
I'm almost done.......................almost................wait I'm getting there.....................the end is near.............I'm close.............................2 pages away............Done at last!
YEA!!!!
He he
lot of people done now lot of people done now :) :)
Yup
yes Harry, lots are done now. You may relax. lol
;)
:)
sorry to change what subject you have going on know, but I'm amazed at how many posts you people have :o
what do you mean!! When you wanna talk u wanna talk and that brings up your post numbers!!*smiles* Your new huh?
read my post i'm sot of new sort of not. I have not got any replyes on it yet at least i don't think i have
the way we get so many posts is because were all friends.
what she said! hmmmm
yup!
*sigh but not sure y*
oh Sher.
*shakes head and drops arm over sher's shoulder* You need to laugh more*tickles her quickly*
laughs as sher jumps
sorry im not tikillish but i guess i can use my imagination im just sick with an earach owwwwwwww!
Oh baby, I'm so sorry. Owwie. I hate ear aches.
ya, me too. Poor Sher!
well now i have med so i hope it goes away
I understand
thats good ;D
ya
;D
:'(
???
*Walks in and slips on the floor.* You people cry to much, the floor is all wet! *Stern look* (Sorry, couldn't help that one)
Okay, sorry, I've only read the first page of posts.
This is the 6th book, not 5th.
"Hagrid taught at Hogwarts, a special school for wizards where Harry would soon be starting Year Six as a student."
Eh, yeah. But it's still incorrect... ^^;; Yeah. I have no clue if you've already covered this.
nope....but I'm trying to forget about the whol thing!
:P
*Takes out a mop and starts to dry the floor* WEW!
What are you mopping up? ???
*Shrugs* Never mind....