Okay, this is a 'Three Word Story Thingy'.
Rules:
One person starts, and only writes three words, and another person picks that up, and writes only three more words. The another person does the same. YOU CANNOT WRITE MORE OR LESS THAN THREE WORDS. OKay? Don't try to make things fit perfectly. Try to make it funnily ubsurd!
Example:
There once was-
-a dog who-
-liked to eat-
- smelly, round, orange-
-elephants. He also-
-liked the end-
-of this story-
-Here: The End!
I'll start~
Harry Potter, the-
cool idea!!!!
here's my continuation
son of James
hmmm... do you think it would be okay if you could go a bunch of times as long as someone goes before you? *devilsh grin* I'll go again anyway!
was a very
powerful wizard. He
never did like
to have his
life threatened. It
always turned out
that many times
;)
his life had
come close to
Okay, here's what we have so far:
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerul wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to....
Keep 'em coming!
parishing. This caused
a lot of....
worry for his
little scar. Sometimes
his face felt
like exploding! That
scar causes lots
of lumpiness and
he felt like
hunting purple elephants!
To hunt, he
looked through closets.
He likes to
dance 'La Flamenco'
And sing to
Polka music. He
gets interrupted by
Mr. Stinky! "What
are you doing?"
He asked. "I
was just seeing
if I could
This fills the screen relly quickly.
have the cd.
"NO!" Mr. Stinky
Welcome Doc Digi person!!!!
You cannot have...
this!! It has
a special autograph
from my mother
who is a
silly octopus!" Harry
glanced at the
CD cover and
showed him the
picture of the
octopus thingy.He
started to bellow
through his mouth
Hey, Shui, can you bring us up to speed on where we are so far? I mean, can you put our story together, being that eveyone else is too lazy (including myself) and you're kind of the boss of this thread....?
Lol, sure.
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerul wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into
a big pipe.
The pope exploded
And yellow monkiis
flew out of
it. It truly
was the creepiest
thing ever seen.
Harry never smoked...
but he was
sure that this
just wasn't normal.
"This Is creepy
" Said Harry. Voldi
came suddenly through
Hold up... Voldi was already there.
How about "went suddenly thru"
To Mrs Weasley's
8)
humble home. He
Can I say it? If I can, it's: ran amuck, as
(sp?)
yeah, you can! :)
he made everything
This is really funny!
-turn pink and-
cotton candy like!
;D
He didn't think
That's right, he just didn't think! J/k, keep going! This is so funny! ;D
that anyone would
;D
Interrupt him when
Orlando Bloom came
(sry, I watched Black Hawk Down today - well, only a little 'coz it grossed me out - and I think he is just soooooooooooooooooo dreamy... I don't care that it has nothing to do with HP, but I think it oughta make it funnier! Do you guys know who he is? ???)
Riding on his.... ;D
I haven't seen Black Hawk Down yet. Heehee, funny! ;D ;DK, so is he cuter than Snape? :-*^-^ ;D ;)
horse with bow
Oooooooooh *dies of his dreaminess* heck yeah!!! But see, Orlando Bloom is hottttt *here's a sizzle in the background* while Snape is darkly handsome. ^_^
;D ???Uhhuh..... ??? :D
Bow? A bow as in a bow tie or bow in a play or someting? It doesn't make much sense to me.... um.... what about.......
tied around its.........
This okay? :) ??? :)
lol it can be whatever bow you think it could be. The more it doesn't make sense, the funnier it is.
Here's what we have so far including my next bit:
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerul wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkii's flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked, but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry. Voldi went suddenly through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded......
out of something
;D ;DLol,
Lying on the ground..............
and twitching involuntarily.
*snorts*
;D*Joins in with Shui's snorts* LOL! Er.... Um.....
He then leapt......... ;D
up and hugged
;DHarry Potter, who....
*Dreams* Daniel Radcliffe galloping on the horse.... Then he and I go to Hogwarts ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah... sure, Cassie!
, at Orlando's touch,
jumped back, frightened. ;D :PLol.
Yes, that's my life plan.... Go live with my honeybud at Hogwarts...... ;D ::) ;)
Orlando jumped up
And began to sing.It
that's five words, Ron. ::)
sorry.... :'(
and started singing.
lol 'sokay. ;)
He kept jumping
tell he fell...
through a hole.
Which was really....
Voldi in disguise.
lol.... :D
lol!
Now he's inside
a yellow submerine
*lol*
LOL!
...But, this submarine...
belonged to the....
hint:beatles!!
lol....
lol how about...
Crickets! The Crickets
ate people and
the evil teacakes.
who would always....
eat the cheesy
moon suface. harry.....
called for Ron.
who was indesposed.
so harry called.....
for Hermione instead.
Yay!!! Harry needs me!! See? I rule!! *does really stupid dance and stops abruptly as every1 is staring at her* Oops.
they then kissed....
Then voldi said....
lol!! ;D
"she's mine you....
Son of an....
lol!!..hint silly octopus
loser! hermione said....
"I love him...
"WHAT?" harry said.....
voldi looked shocked.
lol
" i love voldemort...
,but are love....
whos talking? ???
is a secret..
hey, i put vodemort, and it changed it! >:(
hemione's talking...
Then Snape appeared.
Had to drag him in, sry! ;D;
" she's mine u .....
Hermione interrupts: "No
SOME1 MAKE HERMIONE LOVE HARRY AGAIN PLEASE!!!!! I BEG OF YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love harry!!
that's what hermione says....happy? ;D
Snape looked murderous
" But we did.....
this is snape
once make love!"
lol
" I know, but...
says Hermione
still it's for
harry, he's my....
one true love."
hows that?
"WAIT!" called Lupin,
"I love Hermione!"
how the heck did lupin come in?
well,shuibee will u tell us the whole story,put it together?please
And she's my....
who's talkin?
lupin...
bushy haired girl!"
lupin again in cas your wondering.
lol....
voldi is speaking....
" NO, SHE'S MY......
Okay, here's what we have so far including my addition....
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerul wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkiis flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry.
Voldi suddenly went through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded out of something lying on the ground and twitched involuntarily. He then leapt up and hugged Harry Potter who, at Orlando's touch, jumped back frightened.
Orlando jumped up and started singing. He kept jumping till he fell through a hole which was really Voldi in disguise!
Now he is in a yellow submarine. But this submarine belonged to the Crickets! The Crickets ate people and the evil teacakes who would always eat the cheesy moon surface.
Harry called for Ron, who was indisposed, so Harry called for Hermione instead. Then they kissed and Voldi said, "She's mine you son of a loser!"
Hermione said, "I love him!"
"WHAT?!" Harry said. Voldi looked shocked.
"I love Voldi, but are love is a secret."
Then Snape appeared. "She's mine you-"
Hermione interrupts, "No, I love Harry now." Snape looked murderous.
"But we did once make love!"
"I know... but still it's for Harry. He's my one true love."
"WAIT!" Called Lupin, "I love Hermione! And she's my bushy haired girl!"
"No! She's my book worm!" Voldi...
K! Carry on! And from now on, on each new page, I'll post what the whole story is so far. ^_^
" Everyone, go away!!"
harry said....
"WELL WHY SHOULD...
this is voldi
I, HERMIONE'S MINE!"
voldi said
"MINE!" Said Snape.
"NO, MINE!" LUPIN.....
"I'm outta here!"
said harry
lol ;D
"HERMIONE!!!" called Lockhart...
"Your mine!"Lockhart.....
"Bye!" Harry called
" HARRY NO WAIT!!!!!!"
Hermione
"UNLESS THEY LEAVE......
this is harry. ;)
THEN I'M GONE!"
still harry
"I ain't leavin!!"
Voldi said
Voldi grabbed hermione
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!,"Hermione screeched.
Oh shui,we've finished a page...uppdate us....please :Dlol
"I HAVE YOU....
voldi...
"NOW MY PRETTY"
voldi
then voldi kissed
hey ron, read and reply to my story!
a treemonkey cuz
OMG! This story is so funny when together! :D :D :D!!
it was feeling.....
sexy....Uncle vernon,"....
said, " That's my
girl!!,"aunt petunia,"
made out with...
harry..he tried..
to get away
but couldn't. " YOUR..
this is harry
HAIR IS NICE!"
Harry said to
Ron. "Oh Harry...
lol
didn't know you..
this is ron
loved me!!! Hermione..... :o
Lol! U guys have made this into a big love scene thingo for Hermione!! Urgh! Snape, Lockhart, Lupin, who's next? Sirius? ::) :P ;D ;)
"I will always....
hermione. you forgot uncle vernon!lol yes good idea sirius next.....lol
be there ron"
hermione
Suddenly, Sirius popped....
OUT OF A ....
trashcan. "No Hermione....
I just want to add sooo bad "I am your father! :D *falls over laughing*
you are mine!
(Sirius)
"But how can...
-Hermione
u pop out
of trashcans???!!!!hermione.....
" i can pop...."
-Sirius...
like a poptart!"
- Sirius
"I'm pregnant!" cried...
Hermione?
Sirius?
Ron?
lol
Sirius..."Im a....
lol*** ;D ;D
life size poptart!"
Amy - I think Ron should say that :D :D :D ;D ;D!!
"I'm outta here!'
harry...
Harry hurried out.
Malfoy walks in.....
Hermione!, I love
(lol you had to drag Malfoy in, oh well ;D)
puppy dogs! i
also love you!
but, I'm hyper!
*looks dazed*
Sorry it took so long! I just haven't been here for awhile. Here it is + my addition...........
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerul wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkiis flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry.
Voldi suddenly went through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded out of something lying on the ground and twitched involuntarily. He then leapt up and hugged Harry Potter who, at Orlando's touch, jumped back frightened.
Orlando jumped up and started singing. He kept jumping till he fell through a hole which was really Voldi in disguise!
Now he is in a yellow submarine. But this submarine belonged to the Crickets! The Crickets ate people and the evil teacakes who would always eat the cheesy moon surface.
Harry called for Ron, who was indisposed, so Harry called for Hermione instead. Then they kissed and Voldi said, "She's mine you son of a loser!"
Hermione said, "I love him!"
"WHAT?!" Harry said. Voldi looked shocked.
"I love Voldi, but are love is a secret."
Then Snape appeared. "She's mine you-"
Hermione interrupts, "No, I love Harry now." Snape looked murderous.
"But we did once make love!"
"I know... but still it's for Harry. He's my one true love."
"WAIT!" Called Lupin, "I love Hermione! And she's my bushy haired girl!"
"No! She's my book worm!" Voldi.
"Everyone go away!"
"WELL WHY SHOULD I? HERMIONE'S MINE!"
"MINE!" Snape said.
"NO! MINE!" Lupin.
"I'm outta here! Bye!" Harry called.
"HERMIONE!" Called Lockhart, "your mine!"
"Harry! No! Wait!"
"Unless they leave, I'm gone!"
"I ain't leavin'." Voldi grabbed Hermione, "I have you now my pretty!" Then Voldi kissed a treemonkii 'coz it was feeling sexy.
Uncle Vernon said, "that's my girl!!"
Aunt Pentunia made-out with Harry. He tried to get away but couldn't. "YOUR HAIR IS NICE!" Harry said to Ron.
"Oh Harry, didn't know you loved ME!"
Hermione: "I will always be there Ron."
Suddenly, Sirius popped out of a trash can. "No, Hermione! You are mine!"
"But how can you pop out of trash cans?" asked Hermione.
"I can pop like a pop tart!"
"I'm pregnant!" cried Sirius, "I'm a life-size pop tart!"
"I'm outta here!" Harry hurried out.
Malfoy then walked in. "Hermione, I love puppy dogs! I also love you, but I'm hyper now, I'll rinse...
Keep it going! ^_^
ur bushy hair! lol
Draco grabbed buckets
And water poured
on 'Mione. Screaming, .....
Lupin saved Hermione
He kissed her
heehe...
she kissed him....
Little hearts were
flying every where....
"Hey! Stop that!"
-Snape
pulls malfoy off......
lol*
Heehee... but Lupin was kissing 'Mione. ::) :D
Pulls lupin off
and punches him
oops...sry
"take that u....
snape...
heehee 'sokay! ^_^
..dirty little werewolf!"
Malfoy punches him....
Who does he punch? Lupin or Snape? ???
snape...heehee shui please update ur story.... :'(
I will..... later ^_^;; I have an important test to take today, so I'll write once I get back from that. K?
...and a big...
egg shot out....
of everyone's ears.
crookshanks ate one....
The line of six stars show where the new bits have been added, jsyk! ^_^
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerful wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkiis flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry.
Voldi suddenly went through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded out of something lying on the ground and twitched involuntarily. He then leapt up and hugged Harry Potter who, at Orlando's touch, jumped back frightened.
Orlando jumped up and started singing. He kept jumping till he fell through a hole which was really Voldi in disguise!
Now he is in a yellow submarine. But this submarine belonged to the Crickets! The Crickets ate people and the evil teacakes who would always eat the cheesy moon surface.
Harry called for Ron, who was indisposed, so Harry called for Hermione instead. Then they kissed and Voldi said, "She's mine you son of a loser!"
Hermione said, "I love him!"
"WHAT?!" Harry said. Voldi looked shocked.
"I love Voldi, but are love is a secret."
Then Snape appeared. "She's mine you-"
Hermione interrupts, "No, I love Harry now." Snape looked murderous.
"But we did once make love!"
"I know... but still it's for Harry. He's my one true love."
"WAIT!" Called Lupin, "I love Hermione! And she's my bushy haired girl!"
"No! She's my book worm!" Voldi.
"Everyone go away!"
"WELL WHY SHOULD I? HERMIONE'S MINE!"
"MINE!" Snape said.
"NO! MINE!" Lupin.
"I'm outta here! Bye!" Harry called.
"HERMIONE!" Called Lockhart, "your mine!"
"Harry! No! Wait!"
"Unless they leave, I'm gone!"
"I ain't leavin'." Voldi grabbed Hermione, "I have you now my pretty!" Then Voldi kissed a treemonkii 'coz it was feeling sexy.
Uncle Vernon said, "that's my girl!!"
Aunt Pentunia made-out with Harry. He tried to get away but couldn't. "YOUR HAIR IS NICE!" Harry said to Ron.
"Oh Harry, didn't know you loved ME!"
Hermione: "I will always be there Ron."
Suddenly, Sirius popped out of a trash can. "No, Hermione! You are mine!"
"But how can you pop out of trash cans?" asked Hermione.
"I can pop like a pop tart!"
"I'm pregnant!" cried Sirius, "I'm a life-size pop tart!"
"I'm outta here!" Harry hurried out.
Malfoy then walked in. "Hermione, I love puppy dogs! I also love you, but I'm hyper now, I'll rinse your
******
bushy hair!" Draco grabbed buckets and poured water on 'Mione. Screaming, Lupin saved her. He kissed her, she kissed him, little hearts were flying everywhere.
"Hey! Stop that!" Snape pulls Lupin off and punches him. "Take that, you dirty little Werewolf!" Malfoy punches Snape, and a big egg shout out of everyone's ears. Crookshanks ate one, and turned into.........
Harry potter,the
donkey. he took...
a poop.It.....
smelt like cheese.
lol
he fed it.....
to hermione.she.....
made the whole....
world explode.It....
now looked like....
an ovacoto. Voldi
licked his lips.
"Earth for supper!"
Voldi
And cut the
cheese. Blushing he
ran away crying!
"Grab the Frabreese!!"
harry siad! i'm
cheesy and cool"
harry
hermione threw up....
the donkey crap,
it turned to
a monkii! That
died instanly. then.....
everyone flew into
a pool filled....
with cream salad.
i'm melting! melting!
voldi!
Save me! ME!!"
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Screamed Hermione
Hey!!! I dont aprecciate pplz making hermie do gross stuff. Do that to Ron!!!
Heehee okay Hermione! ;D
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerful wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkiis flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry.
Voldi suddenly went through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded out of something lying on the ground and twitched involuntarily. He then leapt up and hugged Harry Potter who, at Orlando's touch, jumped back frightened.
Orlando jumped up and started singing. He kept jumping till he fell through a hole which was really Voldi in disguise!
Now he is in a yellow submarine. But this submarine belonged to the Crickets! The Crickets ate people and the evil teacakes who would always eat the cheesy moon surface.
Harry called for Ron, who was indisposed, so Harry called for Hermione instead. Then they kissed and Voldi said, "She's mine you son of a loser!"
Hermione said, "I love him!"
"WHAT?!" Harry said. Voldi looked shocked.
"I love Voldi, but are love is a secret."
Then Snape appeared. "She's mine you-"
Hermione interrupts, "No, I love Harry now." Snape looked murderous.
"But we did once make love!"
"I know... but still it's for Harry. He's my one true love."
"WAIT!" Called Lupin, "I love Hermione! And she's my bushy haired girl!"
"No! She's my book worm!" Voldi.
"Everyone go away!"
"WELL WHY SHOULD I? HERMIONE'S MINE!"
"MINE!" Snape said.
"NO! MINE!" Lupin.
"I'm outta here! Bye!" Harry called.
"HERMIONE!" Called Lockhart, "your mine!"
"Harry! No! Wait!"
"Unless they leave, I'm gone!"
"I ain't leavin'." Voldi grabbed Hermione, "I have you now my pretty!" Then Voldi kissed a treemonkii 'coz it was feeling sexy.
Uncle Vernon said, "that's my girl!!"
Aunt Pentunia made-out with Harry. He tried to get away but couldn't. "YOUR HAIR IS NICE!" Harry said to Ron.
"Oh Harry, didn't know you loved ME!"
Hermione: "I will always be there Ron."
Suddenly, Sirius popped out of a trash can. "No, Hermione! You are mine!"
"But how can you pop out of trash cans?" asked Hermione.
"I can pop like a pop tart!"
"I'm pregnant!" cried Sirius, "I'm a life-size pop tart!"
"I'm outta here!" Harry hurried out.
Malfoy then walked in. "Hermione, I love puppy dogs! I also love you, but I'm hyper now, I'll rinse your bushy hair!" Draco grabbed buckets and poured water on 'Mione. Screaming, Lupin saved her. He kissed her, she kissed him, little hearts were flying everywhere.
"Hey! Stop that!" Snape pulls Lupin off and punches him. "Take that, you dirty little Werewolf!" Malfoy punches Snape, and a big egg shout out of everyone's ears. Crookshanks ate one, and turned into Harry Potter the donkey. He took a poop. It smelled like cheese. He fed it to Hermione. She made the whole world explode. It now looked like an avocado.
Voldi licked his lips, "Earth for Super!" then cut the cheese. Blushing, he ran away crying!
"Grab the Febreeze!" Harry said, "I'm cheesy and cool!" Hermione threw up the donkey crap. It turned into a monkii! That died instantly. Then everyone flew into a pool filled with cream salad.
"I'm melting! Melting!" Voldi, "save me! ME!"
"NEVER!" Screamed Hermione.
Ron suddenly ran........
into a wall.
He pulled out
a snape doll!
"Voodoo! Needles, please!"
- Sirius ;D
harry hands him
a piece of...
snape.he screamed,"
That was my......"
cheek!"he looked.....
like a sponge!
"Oh my, ...Spongebob!" ;D
patrick comes out.....
and screeches,"I...........
saw u eat.....
squidward!!!!"he tried.....
to grab it.....
(By the way, who heck is Patrick?)
but instead, grabbed
o.O; Patrick is Spongbob's best friend!
Malofoy's butt. :o Then....
kissed Malfoy. Malfoy
sputtered. "What the
- Malfoy
heck, are you........
(Oh Thanks, /I don't watch Spongebob)
doing?" he slapped
Spongebob. "You disgusting
rodent!"he laughed.
' but u stole....
spongebob
my Shower Leprechan!!"
"he's my lover....
-draco
sponge bob kissed.....
a duck! they
made baby Sponges.
harry died of
amnesia.ron died...
of laughter. then
Hermione died of.....
her own brilliance.
Then they came
to a large..
thing...... a duck!
The Duck could...
eat voldi! it
ate him no-questions-asked.
harry rose from
*gengi that was more that three words! lol*
his chair. "I
*I kinda concider it a one meaning fraze....;D;*
have come back......
*lol* ;)
to say that
';D
i am gay!!!!"
-harry
and they all....
had panic attacks........
THE END FOREVER
Were done?!
u can keep typin if u want.....
I dunno!,..Were done! *Zaps Wand*
Hehe, that was fun!
now we can start a whole new story line!
Haahaa! :D The end already? *tear* ^^ I think we should post this at ff.net! ;D
Finally! I was wondering who was gonna end this story! And Who's gonna start the next one? I can't wait! ^_^
This story was so much fun and I thank you all so much for participating in it! *kisses and huggies to all who wrote something* heehee. I think we deserve a treat. Sugar quills anyone? ^^
tanx!*takes one-*so......are u going 2 write the whole story?
yes I am........ but... not right now ^_^
how bout...........................................NOW!
Hmmm lemme think about that.... no. :D I'm too busy right now. I may later tonight.
s'okay....I'll just wait....and wait......and wait.....and wait..and wait.......and wait....*goes insane waiting*
I'll start the next story!!
we already did....
OK. Waz it called?
Hey all! I've decided to get...
on my lazy butt, and put it all together! So I did! And here ya go! ^_____^
Three Word Story Thingy
By: uhh... practically everyone here! Too lazy to type all the names ^^;;
Harry Potter, the son of James, was a very powerful wizard. He never did like to have his life threatened. It always turned out that many times his life had come close to parishing. This caused a lot of worry for his little scar. Sometimes his face felt like exploding! That scar causes lots of lumpiness and he felt like hunting purple elephants! To hunt he looked through closets. He likes to dance 'La Flamenco' and sing to Polka music. He gets interrupted by Mr. Stinky!
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I was just seeing if I could if I could have the cd."
"NO!" Mr. Stinky, "you cannot have this!! It has a special autograph from my mother who is a silly octopus!" Harry glanced at the CD cover and showed him the picture of the octopus thingy. He started to bellow through his mouth and puffed into a big pipe. The pipe exploded and yellow monkiis flew out of it. It truly was the creepiest thing ever seen. Harry never smoked but he was sure that this just wasn't normal.
"This is creepy," said Harry.
Voldi suddenly went through to Mrs. Weasley's humble home. He ran amuck as he made everything turn pink and cotton candy like! He didn't think that anyone would interrupt him when Orlando Bloom came riding on his horse with bow tied around his ankle. He bounded out of something lying on the ground and twitched involuntarily. He then leapt up and hugged Harry Potter who, at Orlando's touch, jumped back frightened.
Orlando jumped up and started singing. He kept jumping till he fell through a hole which was really Voldi in disguise!
Now he is in a yellow submarine. But this submarine belonged to the Crickets! The Crickets ate people and the evil teacakes who would always eat the cheesy moon surface.
Harry called for Ron, who was indisposed, so Harry called for Hermione instead. Then they kissed and Voldi said, "She's mine you son of a loser!"
Hermione said, "I love him!"
"WHAT?!" Harry said. Voldi looked shocked.
"I love Voldi, but are love is a secret."
Then Snape appeared. "She's mine you-"
Hermione interrupts, "No, I love Harry now." Snape looked murderous.
"But we did once make love!"
"I know... but still it's for Harry. He's my one true love."
"WAIT!" Called Lupin, "I love Hermione! And she's my bushy haired girl!"
"No! She's my book worm!" Voldi.
"Everyone go away!"
"WELL WHY SHOULD I? HERMIONE'S MINE!"
"MINE!" Snape said.
"NO! MINE!" Lupin.
"I'm outta here! Bye!" Harry called.
"HERMIONE!" Called Lockhart, "your mine!"
"Harry! No! Wait!"
"Unless they leave, I'm gone!"
"I ain't leavin'." Voldi grabbed Hermione, "I have you now my pretty!" Then Voldi kissed a treemonkii 'coz it was feeling sexy.
Uncle Vernon said, "that's my girl!"
Aunt Pentunia made-out with Harry. He tried to get away but couldn't. "YOUR HAIR IS NICE!" Harry said to Ron.
"Oh Harry, didn't know you loved ME!"
Hermione: "I will always be there Ron."
Suddenly, Sirius popped out of a trash can. "No, Hermione! You are mine!"
"But how can you pop out of trash cans?" asked Hermione.
"I can pop like a pop tart!"
"I'm pregnant!" cried Sirius, "I'm a life-size pop tart!"
"I'm outta here!" Harry hurried out.
Malfoy then walked in. "Hermione, I love puppy dogs! I also love you, but I'm hyper now, I'll rinse your bushy hair!" Draco grabbed buckets and poured water on 'Mione. Screaming, Lupin saved her. He kissed her, she kissed him, little hearts were flying everywhere.
"Hey! Stop that!" Snape pulls Lupin off and punches him. "Take that, you dirty little Werewolf!" Malfoy punches Snape, and a big egg shout out of everyone's ears. Crookshanks ate one, and turned into Harry Potter the donkey. He took a poop. It smelled like cheese. He fed it to Hermione. She made the whole world explode. It now looked like an avocado.
Voldi licked his lips, "Earth for Super!" then cut the cheese. Blushing, he ran away crying!
"Grab the Fa-breeze!" Harry said, "I'm cheesy and cool!" Hermione threw up the donkey crap. It turned into a monkii that died instantly. Then everyone flew into a pool filled with cream salad.
"I'm melting! Melting!" Voldi, "save me! ME!"
"NEVER!" Screamed Hermione.
Ron suddenly ran into a wall. He pulled out a Snape Doll!
Sirius: "Voodoo! Needles, please!" Harry hands him a piece of Snape.
Snape screamed, "That was my cheek!" He looked like a sponge. "Oh my... SpongeBob!"
Patrick comes out and screeches, "I saw you eat Squidward!" He tried to grab it, but instead grabbed Malfoy's butt, then kissed Malfoy!
Malfoy sputtered, "What the heck are you doing?" He slapped SpongeBob. "You disgusting rodent!" He laughed.
SpongeBob: "But you stole my Shower Leprechaun!"
Draco: "He's my lover!" SpongeBob kissed a duck! They made baby sponges.
Harry died of amnesia.
Ron died of laughter.
Then Hermione died of her own brilliance.
Then they came to a large thing... a duck! The duck could eat Voldi! It ate him, no-questions-asked.
Harry rose from his chair. "I have come back to say that... I AM GAY!" And they all had panic attacks.
THE END FOREVER!
Yaaaaayyy! Heehee.. funniness..
That Was the Weirdest story..... :stars:
Good! I think that's what we all were aiming fer! ^_^
Hey! ;DTEXT[ Im really confused by all this!Help
You've got it ;D
omg that was sooooo funny!!!!!!! this was one of my favorite parts:
Malfoy punches Snape, and a big egg shout out of everyone's ears. Crookshanks ate one, and turned into Harry Potter the donkey. He took a poop. It smelled like cheese. He fed it to Hermione. She made the whole world explode. It now looked like an avocado.
eeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Hehe!
Wow, that is even weirder than my Harry Potter spoof!
Hmm...I don't know about that!
lol...good story people ;D
i think it's hillarious! it took us along time to write all that
ya, i bet it did and you are absolutely correct, it is hillarious. ;D
;D
KEWL~! PURE FUNNINESS AL THE WAY!!! :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
lauing so hard!
VERY FUNNY! :D
hi
O HI
Lets start another!
Harry Potter the,
best time in
his life was
he felt very...
he felt very...
Why don'tt you start loads of these things they are really cool. Could you pleaz, pleaz write the thing in one big message it would be cool to see it without flickin from page to page
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sick. he was
piash you are
oh...I love this story.It mocks all the hermione relationships.Every one.LOl...