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Yes I know this is garbage.
(I just watched 8 Mile and I felt like posting some rap lyrics.)

A Day in the Life of a Man in a Bad Neighborhood

I live my life up to shine,
sticks and stones break bones,
but not mine,
my appetite so small I don't dine.
But I get food on the table by selling,
whether it my inventory, soul, life,
list goes on and on theres no telling.
My life's will is low, get the razors.
I'm tired of the getting hit by the lady's tazer.
Grades in school don't matter.
If my life is my grades, my head is on a platter.
Deathwomen selling themselves to mankind.
Such a sight, I think I'm goin' blind.
I create my musical desires myself,
and every b****** told me I couldn't rhyme.
I place my gifted demos on my broken shelf.
Maybe a famer comes a knockin'
The first knock, doors already unlocken.
The piece he carries is a Glocken.
But I don't need this, its only a dream.
He'll never come...or so it would seem...

Wow. Rap lyrics on HPFF. Ah well. Just wanted it to get out of my head.

Keith was lying in his bed. It was the middle of the night and a storm was raging outside. Keith always found the rain pleasing. Gave him an unusual sense of security. He got his torso of the bed. He ran his fingers through his thick hair. He was sweating. His fingers met his face. He was tired. Keith got out of bed and felt his feet meet the cold floor. It sent a stopping wave through his veins. He gets out of bed and trips, falling on the side of his shoulder. "Ohhh, d**n. I'm reeeaally dandy right now." He crawled to his chest full of belongings. He digged up a muscle shirt and some jeans and put them both on. The sweat started to make it his muscle shirt. He took a sigh and drank some water and then poured the rest on himself. Keith layed down, but became distracted at the sound of footsteps.

God, I am so bored right now. Its 10:13...I feel like typing something. Soo...the boredum must be big....ugh, 50m3 p30p13 7@1k |1k3 7h15. You know, but I don't. Just really boring, like right now. Sooo, I feel like explaining something. You know, when somebody honks at somebody, you don't really nkow who they are really honking at. Cause, welll, the vicinity of the honk can't reach other people and scare them. Speaking of scare....

I scare little childeren some times. Even adults. I just pester them with questions. But I hate it when they think I'm seroious when I'm actually sarcastic. It just makes me hate them and them hate me. Speaking of hate...

I got some new classmates that are refugees from New Orleans. All three of them are black, and will NEVER SHUT UP! Course Im not racist. But people think I am. Lots of people think of me differently. Yo are probably changing your perspective of me right now. Like I really need to get a life or a girlfriend or something. You know what? I don't care. I didn't really care in the first place what people thought of me when I talk to them, sooo, why should I care what you think man? Speaking of man....

I saw the Big Lebowski. they say man about 150 times in that movie. AT LEAST, Man! Now that I've seen it, I have been saying man alot. I like the dialougue though. Its rated R, and I'm only 14. Speaking of....

Anybody know a guy called Jack Thompson? I hate that guy. He blames video games for everything. He tried to make a fighting game called the Warriors AO. That is just stupid. And I hate how parents are blaming video games for their child's problems. THis one statement goes to all the parents that are reading this right now. "IF YOU THINK VIDEO GAMES ARE THE PROBLEM, THEN PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOUR CHILD BUYS AND PLAYS! YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE THAT YOU BLAME THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES INSTEAD OF YOURSELVES! FREAKING PATHETIC, MAN!"

That is really all I have to say. I wasted a few minutes doing absolutely nothing. I'm gonna type here when I'm bored again.

Thieves and Assassins with their Evil Intent

There are thieves in the temple,
their accomplishment simple,
the torch's fire cracks,
sinners leave in lack,
the intruders leave and dont come back,
nothing left to lose,
slaying the alerted jews,
daggers left in a pool of blood,
greed, curruption as prodigious as a flood.
There are assassins in the temple,
sunset passes away,
intruders enter without delay,
guards lookout,
their deaths come without a shout,
prince's gaze looks,
at all of his treasures,
assassin is too smart for a crook,
moments will pass, so will the prince's pleasure,
sunset dies,
so does the prince,
princess cries,
killer leaves without regret,
no care for the upset.
Now say goodbye,
a person its self, is its only ally.

Here is a list of movies that are coming out in the future.

2006
Big Momma's House 2
Clerks 2
Dues Ex
Die Hard 4
Dead or Alive
Dr. Dolittle 3
Driver
Evil Dead
Final Destination 3
Garfield 2
Grudge 2
Hollow Man 2
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Jackass The Movie 2
Joan of Bark: The Dog that saved France (seeing the title, I had to put it on the list)
Jurrassic Park IV
Kung Fu Hustle 2
Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Like Mike 2: Street Ball
Metroid
Mission Impossible 3
Mrs Doubtfire 2
Pirates of the Carribean: The Dead Man's Chest
Police Academy
Punisher 2
Rambo IV
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Santa Clause 3
Saw III
Scary Movie 4
Silent Hill
Sin City 2
Splinter Cell
Tekken
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Tomb Raider: Legend
Underworld: Evolution
Van Wilder 2
Warriors
X-Men 3

AND THIS IS ONLY THE 2006 MOVIES!!!!!!!
Now for the 2007 movies.

2007
28 Weeks Later
Bourne Ultimatum
Butterfly Effect 2
Ender's Game
Farenheit 451 (nothing to do with Farenheit 9/11)
Farenheit 9/11 1/2 (farenheit nine eleven and a half)
Fantastic Four 2
Futurama
Halo
Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam
Hellboy 2
Hitman
Hunter: The Reckoning
Indiana Jones 4
Iron Man
Max Payne
National Treasure 2
Old School 2
Pac Man
Pirates of the Carribean 3
Rainbow Six
Rush Hour 3
Shrek 3
Spider Man 3
Star Trek: The Beginning
Three Stooges

And this is only 2008, one more year to go...

2008
Madagascar 2
Simpsons
Sin City 3: Hell and Back
Toy Story 3

I can't believe how many sequels, remakes, and video game movies they are making!

I read this and I thought it was interesting.

Quote Paul Harvey:

Paul Harvey says:


I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue
somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I
don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a
lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory
of evolution.

Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be
endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer
before a football game.

So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there
reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a
God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the
players on the field and the fans going home from the game

"But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue.

Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country
founded on Christian principles. According to our very
own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others
better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody
chanting Hare Krishna?

If I went to a football game in Jerusalem,
I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer.

If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad,
I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer.

If I went to a ping pong match in China,
I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha.

And I wouldn't be offended.
It wouldn't bother me one bit.
When in Rome ..

"But what about the atheists?" is another argument.

What about them?
Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to
pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If
that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear
plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand.
Call your lawyer!


Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or
two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do.
I don't think a short prayer at a football game is
going to shake the world's foundations.

Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other
cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our
parents and grandparents taught us to pray before
eating; to pray before we go to sleep.

Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a
handful of people and their lawyers are telling us
to cease praying.

God, help us.
And if that last sentence offends you,
well ... just sue me.

The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we
let that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard
.... that the vast majority don't care what they want. It
is time the majority rules! It's time we tell them, you don't
have to pray; you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance;
you don't have to believe in God or attend services that
honor Him. That is your right, and we will honor your
right. But by golly, you are no longer going to take our
rights away. We are fighting back ...
and we WILL WIN!

God bless us one and all ... especially those who denounce
Him. God bless America, despite all her faults. She is still
the greatest nation of all.

God bless our service men who are fighting to protect
our right to pray and worship God.

May 2005 be the year the silent majority is heard
and we put God back as the foundation of our
families and institutions.


Keep looking up.

EDIT: I saw this thread on Who's Online and I would like to point out that Paul Harvey did NOT say/write this, although that doesn't necessarily make the content any less true or false.

The mistakes are back and the magic is fake.


In the cemetery, as Voldemort shouts, "He's mine!" when he faces off with Harry, in this specific overhead wide shot, which is directly over Cedric's body and the Triwizard Cup in the foreground, the Cup is only about a foot away from Cedric's feet; whereas in a previous wide shot both the trophy and Cedric's body are seen at the top of the screen, and the Triwizard Cup is quite a distance away, at least 4-5 feet, from Cedric's body.

On the bridge, when Cedric speaks with Harry about the golden egg, in the shots facing Cedric the wind is blowing Harry's hair back, yet in all the shots facing Harry his hair is still.

When Dumbledore is about to introduce the other schools and Filch comes running through the great hall, he runs past Ron twice on his way up to the podium. The first time Ron is sitting up and his head turns as Filch runs past. As he continues to run, he passes Ron again, who this time has been lying his head on his arms on the table, and sits up as Filch runs past.


After Fred and George drink the aging potion, when the twins jump over Dumbledore's Age Line, in this overhead shot Hermione sits at the edge of the long bench, with the closed book and crossed legs. Yet, in the next shot, as Fred and George begin congratulating each other, Hermione sits a few feet away from the edge, still with the closed book and crossed legs. (This is before she moves her seat and opens her book.)

At the first challenge when it's Harry's turn, there is a shot with a close-up of the egg and Harry in the background. You can see clearly that it is not Daniel Radcliffe.


In the dining hall, when Hermione begins reading Rita Skeeter's article mentioning the Hungarian bon-bon, the newspaper and Hermione's fingers change position between the semi close-up and close-up.


During the film, Rita Skeeter's and Harry's glasses have no lenses in some scenes.


After Wormtail performs the Avada Kedavra curse and then raises the "bone of the father," he places Voldemort's wand inside the left side of his coat, before he slices off his right hand. When Voldemort says, "My wand Wormtail," Wormtail retrieves the wand from the right side of his coat.

When the students from the Durmstrang Institute make their dramatic entrance, one student runs toward the podium, and in the close-up facing him he crouches with his staff stretched out in his right hand, while blowing on the fire emitted from the wand in his left hand. However, in the next shot from behind, note the lack of staff as he holds the wand in his right hand while he blows on the fire.

On the Hogwarts Express, when Harry writes "Sirius Black" on the envelope it is written in thick black ink. However, in the next shot when the envelope is in Hedwig's beak, the name is written in thin ink.

Frank Bryce strikes a match, lights the left corner burner and places the water kettle on the flame, with the kettle spout facing left. Frank sees the light through the window, gets annoyed, then says, "Bloody kids!" quickly walks away to get his keys, and leaves. When the kettle whistles after Frank is killed, it is now on the right corner burner and the spout faces the opposite way.

During the Priori Incantatem, Harry is shown using both hands to hold his wand steady. The very next shot, however, shows him holding with just one hand, then his other hand comes up to grasp the wand as well.


At the end the wound on Harry's left cheek changes from a series of small scratches when he says good-bye to Dumbledore to a deeper more singular wound when he says good-bye to Ron and Hermione.


After Draco is changed back into a boy, Moody sticks his staff into the ground before he chases Draco around the tree. Initially his staff is leaning at a 45 degree angle, but when Draco comes around the tree and leaves the courtyard, the staff is standing perfectly straight.

Seamus is sitting by Ron when Beaxbatons Academy and Durmstang are being introduced in the Great Hall. Then when Mad-Eye Moody comes in and Hermione is telling them who he is, Seamus is suddenly sitting by her, across the table from Ron. Ginny also moves - she's initially by Hermione, then when Seamus suddenly takes her place she's now sitting further down the table.


At the cemetery, when Harry is trapped at the statue, Voldemort raises his right arm and places his finger on Harry's forehead stating, "I can touch you now." While Voldemort's arm remains raised his sleeve slides down towards his shoulder, but is back up at his elbow in the close-up. He seems to have the same problem in other shots during this scene.

While Harry is in the bathtub in the Prefects' bathroom, the foamy bubbles on his face and body noticeably differ between consecutive shots, particularly when Myrtle is being "attentive" to him. This is not due to his moving the bubbles about.

In class, when Moody writes his name, unforgivable curses, etc., on the chalkboard, the handwriting distinctly differs in the following shots.

In the dining hall, when Dumbledore speaks to the students about the Triwizard Tournament, Hagrid is prominently seen in the background, but it's clearly not Robbie Coltrane in some of these shots and in other scenes throughout the film.

In the second task, when Krum and Hermione are swimming back to everyone else, Fleur is in the background and her hair is dry. However, when we see a close up on Fleur, her hair is soaked.

After Harry overhears Snape and Karkaroff, when Snape confronts Harry and mentions the Gillyweed, the shelves behind the ladder in the store room are quite visible. Once Snape finds the bottle of Veritaserum things behind the ladder differ.

As the Horntail nears during the challenge, when Harry clings to the window frame, the characteristics of the broken windowsill he stands on changes depending on camera angle.


In the cemetery, when Harry stands trapped at the statue, the ripped sleeve and arm cut are visible as his hands grasp the sickle handle, and they both differ between shots.


Towards the end of the Yule Ball, when Ron and Hermione walk to the stairs, seated on the stairs are two girls who are comforting a third girl in the center. When Hermione shouts, "Ron you spoiled everything," the girls' positions change between shots.

In a number of shots within various scenes, the reflections of the reflector screen and set lights are briefly visible in the lenses of characters' glasses, such as Rita Skeeter's, or in characters' eyes.

Too me, rping now just seems so boring now. How about everybody else?

Yo mama so fat thread. Post yo mama so fat....and the joke. Thats all there is too it. I'll start off.


Yo mama so fat that she filled up the bathtub and then turned on the water.

Yeah, they are maknig a Halo movie. Nobody here probably knows what I'm talking about, but I'm really excited so I decided to post.  :D :D :D

Today is Tommy Feltons birthday. Say happy birthday everyone.

Which actor or actress in the HP movies looks the most like you?

What if Burgerking endorsed J.K. and Harry Potter?

73 days, 15 hours, 14 minutes, 12 seconds

Harry and friends were aqbducted and forced to be in a commercial!
Harry and Cho are sitting in a kitchen.
Voiceover: How many times has this happened to you?
*an alien comes out of the window and beats up a nearby pirate*
Harry: WHAT THE FU-*out taked!*
voiceover: How many times has this happened to you?
Cho Chang: Harry, the bulb in my EZ bake over is out.
Harry: Well, let me change it for you dear. *reaches in the EZ bake over and there's a small explosion* OW!! D***IT!!! *takes hand out to find hand covered in glass and bleeding* Isn't there any way to have an oven for kids that doesn't use electricity?
*Ron comes out with some kind of crazy smile* Well, now there is! With Spishak's Hey! It's Oven for Kids! No more lightbulbs.
*everybody starts smiling* Harry: No more lightbulbs? :D
Ron: No more lightbulbs!
Cho: No more lightbulbs? :D
Ron: No more lightbulbs!
Harry: No mor-
Ron: NO! *returns smile* Now we canget rid of this old thing. *gets bat and crushes EZ BakeOven*
*cho starts crying*
Ron: Now shall we get started?
*cho continues crying*
Ron: Shall we get started?
*ginny is replaced buy cho*
Ginny: Yah! How do we hook it up?
Ron: As easy as 1, 2, 3! Step one: Remove the oven in the kitchen.
*ginny barely gets the oven removed*
Ron: Step 2: Remove the propane gas line from the oven and hook it up to your Hy! Ovn for Kids!
*ginny gets all these tools and removes the gas line. she becomes a little delirious from breathing the gas. she trys to get the gas line into the ovn for Kids! using a wrench* Um, the gas line doesn't fit.
Ron: *smile is removed* You're insane! *smile returns* Now finally, use Spishaks My First Matches to light up the oven.
Ginny: *lights match and everything...........................................................................................
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EXPLODES!!!!

based on a sketch from MADtv.

Hey ya'll. I will be going to Ireland on Tuesday. I will be gone for a week. Now go ahead and cry on how much you will miss me.  ;D

(this takes place where Goblet is 31)

Goblet was in the Germany locker room. Butterflies were flying all around his stomach. He had to give out the pep talk because he was captian. It was hard for him to lay out the team plan. But somehow, he did it. Then the next minute, they were flying out in the field with their custom made brooms made from Goblet called the Fire Lightning.
Announcer: And there's Dietrich, Hudson, Gordon, Reese, Vasquez, Connor, and Mackinnon!
The crowd roared when Goblet's name was yelled but he didn't notice. He hoped his wife and sons would be there to watch.

Okay. That idiot Banastre is back. Don't go to his new topic cause he tells who dies in the 6th book.

Gobelt was in the forest at midnight. He was in deep too. He was at the top of a tree doing chin-ups. "120, 121, 122..." He doubt anyone can see him if they were on the ground. He heard a branch snap...

You are the greatest friend of all,
An assassin comes for you,
my guards will come too.
If you are on the highest riff,
on the highest cliff,
and you slip and hang on for your life.
In my grip, I will never,
EVER,
let you down!
I looked in your eyes,
and what I found,
absolutely no lies,
a soul as clear as the skies,
If I found no sound,
in your pulse.
I will cry out for mercy.
Zues!
Bhudda!
God!
I will shout,
Kill me now!
The friend I can't live without!
The friend did so much for the community,
and made history.
No death will come for me.
Craziness, it couldn't be.
I can't see.
People think I'm delirious,
but I'm so d**n serious!
You did what was best for the world.
You killed the hunger for all the boys and girls.
When I talk to you,
when I open my arms, my soul, or my mouth,
my love for you rains out.


The friend is a female. Just to clear that up.