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THE ADVENTURES OF
POOPERMAN AND FATMAN
In the boy's CR at the Power Pit Elementary School...
Mr. Janitor: Oh! This toilet stinks.
(FLUSH)
Mr. Janitor: Who the hell is that? Phew! That's a nasty smell.
Mr. Cachubby: (Getting out from a cubicle) Sorry, Janitor, I ate beans this morning... Ugh! I need the toilet!
Mr. Janitor: Why the hell would you eat beans?!
Mr. Cachubby: The diet man said so.
Mr. Janitor: Diet man? What the hell do you need a diet man... Oh, I get it!
Mr. Cachubby: Yes, it's because the principal says I'm too fat to teach and that he can hire some hot babe to replace me!
Mr. Janitor: Oh that principal has to go! Who says he's not fat?
Mr. Cachubby: I did.
Mr. Janitor: Oh, right. Anyway, would you like a cup of coffee? I keep in touch with the lunch lady, once in a while, if you know what I mean. (Laughs)
Mr. Cachubby: Sure! Just wait awhile..... UGH! This one's big!
(After Mr. Cachubby and the Janitor finished their poop-work, they went to the lunch lady's office at the cafeteria.)
Mr. Janitor: So how you feeling— Uhhhh...
Mr. Cachubby: It's Pinster Orlando Oak Peter Cachubby, but you can call me Mr. Cachubby.
Mr. Janitor: And I'm Theodor Randy Allan Stan Heatherfield, or just Mr. Janitor.
Mr. Cachubby: A pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Janitor: So, what about this diet man? What's he doing to you? (Sips coffee)
Mr. Cachubby: Well he wants me to eat veggies at the AM, carbohydrates at lunch and an all meat buffet at the PM.
Mr. Janitor: (Spits a little coffee) In other words, he's killing you man!
Mr. Cachubby: I know and no one cares about it!
Mr. Janitor: I do.
Mr. Cachubby: Thanks man!
Mr. Janitor: Want some coffee?
Mr. Cachubby: No thanks. I have a class to go to. (Stands up from chair and farts)
Mr. Janitor: What the hell...? (Covers nose as Mr. Cachubby goes out)
Lunch lady: Oh, Theodor! (Wiggles cute little butt)
Mr. Janitor: Coming, honey!
(After school at the teacher's faculty...)
Mr. Janitor: Mr. Cachubby? (Knocks at the teacher's faculty)
Sexy looking teacher: Yes? (Opens door) Who are you? (Looks weird at Mr. Janitor)
Mr. Janitor: Oh I'm the school janitor, pretty young lady. (Bows and takes his white-hair wig off)
Sexy looking teacher: And what is your problem?!
Mr. Janitor: Oh I'm looking for Mr.—
Sexy looking teacher: Right this way.
Mr. Janitor: How'd you know with your sexy smile?
Sexy looking teacher: (Looks angry at Mr. Janitor) Thanks, but no thanks! I have a boyfriend. And FYI: Mr. Kabiyutty is the only mister here. (Opens door to Mr. Cachubby's office)
Mr. Janitor: It's Cachubby, you big noonoo! (Wakes-up Mr. Cachubby sitting, sleeping on his chair)
Mr. Cachubby: Wha-what? Oh, Mr. Janitor. Nice to see you!
Mr. Janitor: What the hell are you saying that for? It's not nice to see a person if you fart too much!
Mr. Cachubby: I'm sorry, but the principal already fired me. He blamed me for not eating the food the diet man gave me. (Eyes on the floor with tears dropping down on it)
Mr. Janitor: That diet man is really getting the nuts out of me belly!
Mr. Cachubby: (Weeping while farting)
Mr. Janitor: Stop it will you? What the hell are you crying for, when we can kill that diet man?!
Mr. Cachubby: But that's wrong!
Mr. Janitor: Yeah, I know. It's wrong 'cause we should be killing the principal but, he's my boss too! How can I get a paycheck with out him?
Mr. Cachubby: Not that!
Mr. Janitor: Well, okay that sexy looking teacher should be the one right?
Mr. Cachubby: No!
Mr. Janitor: The lunch lady? The gay teacher? The nasty cheerleader? The stupid jock? ME?
Mr. Cachubby: No, no, no, no!
Mr. Janitor: Then who?
Mr. Cachubby: We shouldn't kill anyone! It's bad.
Mr. Janitor: Yeah so? If Superman and Batman can kill villains why can't we?
Mr. Cachubby: 'Cause we're not superheroes, that's why!
Mr. Janitor: (Opens Mr. Cachubby's office door) Then we shall be superheroes!
(Other teachers looked and laugh)
Gay teacher: Yeah, Pooperman and Fatman! (Laughs out loud)
Mr. Janitor: (Closes door and says seriously...) That's it! Pooperman and Fatman. No one will know. (Mr. Cachubby nods and they both stared at the ceiling)
(At the evening both the Janitor and Mr. Cachubby made their costumes)
To be continued... ;)
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that's cute! Although, it should be posted in the Fan Fic section.
Ha! LOL ;D
Good one...
Pooperman's Superman, right?
Fatman as in Batman.
Ha, nice one, Journ! :-*
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:-\ Kinda weird...but cool i guess ;)
Quote from: ¤.•.ella.•.¤ on December 3, 2003, 06:48:11 PM
:-\ Kinda weird...but cool i guess ;)
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