"FINE"
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING"
If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing", this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
(with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
(normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement > very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retribution for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're welcome."
"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Lol, too true, Kiara, too true ;D
lol ;D
I thought is was fnny as "poop" I found it on funnyjunk.com. You should check it out, they have loads of funy things there. They also have a lot of things you'd probably not wanna see too so, carefull ifyou do go there. It's funny stuff though.
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Kiara
Me and Alex thought it was cool, it is true..mind if I print it out and give one to all my guys friends and my boyfriend?
go ahead I've shown it to many ppl.
cool :D ;)I sometimes use some! ;D
I tthink that the FINE and the Raised Brow are useed most often by myself. It's kinda funny when it's all written out there like that though.
I use the "5 minutes" when my mum tells me to shut down the computer ;D I tell her 5 minutes and I take half an hour to close it.. ;D
lol, ya, I suppose I too use the 5 min thing
me too :)
ok, just ahd to bring it back to the fromt so others might enjoy it. lol
LOL, I use the ``FINE``, ``LOUD SIGH``, and ``THANKS A LOT`` al LOT. LOL, I just realized that, too....
EEK! :o ThaT's scary. lol. Girls DO sound like that and do those things. Now I know just when to keep my stupid male mouth shut.
lmao Damion
so true.
I know quite a few people who could really use a good looksee at this tidbit o' infomation.
it's all true ;D
yup, all of, absolutely true true true