Heres what it says:
LONDON -
Joanne Rowling, author of the wildly popular Harry Potter book series, was in the car with her husband behind the wheel when another vehicle collided head-on, causing immediate death for the unidentified driver of the vehicle.
When paramedics arrived on the scene, Rowling & the other driver were already dead and husband Neil was unconscious and in critical condition. He was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital, where he is expected to make a full recovery.
Bloomsbury, Rowlings UK publisher, was unavailable for comment, as was her daughter Jessica.
An unidentified Scholastic spokesperson was questioned about the future of the Harry Potter series. "Right now were not going to do anything," she said. She also denied that the series would be finished by ghostwriters, and expressed uncertainty as to whether Rowlings notes would be published. "We know she has a fanbase that would be crushed if they thought they would never find out th end, but we also will respect the wishes of Rowlings family if they dont want [the notes] published."
By the way, this entire article is a giant April Fools prank. Gotcha!!!!!
RYAN! YOU JERK! Though I must admit, it was a good joke
Oh boy! Ryan! You scared me to death! :o But it was a great joke! ;D
I lobved it Ryan! Good job man. lol, I was already starting to get out the unbeliving guns and was going to start shooting down it's authenticity. lol
Hehe
*Pokes Ryan in the chest*
Don't EVER do that again. lol
Besides, if she had really died there would be headlines EVERYWHERE
Ya, that was gong to be my major argumant about the story. heehee :-*
My mum got all upset when I read it outlound, then I showed her the red words and she started laughing, and hit me on the head. Not hard, but enough to make me laugh
Hahahhahha
;D
LOL, you had me there for a minute
Double *HaHa* Triple *HaHa* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! OR YOU'LL BE IN A CAR CRUSH YOURSELF Double *HaHa* Triple *HaHa*JOKING!
*Pat's Ryan on the back*
Good job man, good job.
*Smacks him upside the head*
You're evil, you know that?
*Innocent smile*
WEll?!I firstly belived then I didnt cause I knew it was april 1st.
*laughs* good one Ryan! *kisses him on the cheek* meany, I olmost believed it untill I saw the end...... :P silly me..good job! ;)
:-*Lav
;D :D ;) :)
dude that was awesome, but I hate you anyways. I'm gonna kill you!! Nice prank though.
it was a cool joke but i knew it was a joke cause the typos and cause it would have been in papers and tv and stuff ( NICE PRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!)
why you little
wow a post in this thread almost 7 months after the last one
i knew it was a lie
im going to strangle him
alot
why are we still replying to this?? ???
Because everybody here needs a life...
I have one man. But I wasn't that gullible.
Quote from: Dark Wizard Neo on September 26, 2005, 08:35:14 AM
wow a post in this thread almost 7 months after the last one
becuase...............we feel like it gosh
if ya need a life post more on posts that are more recent
:Pi almost belived that until i saw the end!! :P
LOL, great april fool joke right there
almost got me there :-[
LOL ;D :)
WHAT IN THE NAME OF JK WAS THAT BOUT ALMOST SCARED ME MY DAD CRIED WHEN IT WAS READ THENI SHOWED HIM THE REED WORDS AND HE WAS LIKE OH MAN AND BOY DID I RUN FASTR
JUST KIDDING
Quote from: ^Draco _Malfoy^ on April 2, 2004, 06:59:49 AM
Heres what it says:
LONDON -
Joanne Rowling, author of the wildly popular Harry Potter book series, was in the car with her husband behind the wheel when another vehicle collided head-on, causing immediate death for the unidentified driver of the vehicle.
When paramedics arrived on the scene, Rowling & the other driver were already dead and husband Neil was unconscious and in critical condition. He was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital, where he is expected to make a full recovery.
Bloomsbury, Rowlings UK publisher, was unavailable for comment, as was her daughter Jessica.
An unidentified Scholastic spokesperson was questioned about the future of the Harry Potter series. "Right now were not going to do anything," she said. She also denied that the series would be finished by ghostwriters, and expressed uncertainty as to whether Rowlings notes would be published. "We know she has a fanbase that would be crushed if they thought they would never find out th end, but we also will respect the wishes of Rowlings family if they dont want [the notes] published."
By the way, this entire article is a giant April Fools prank. Gotcha!!!!!
that is not funny my mom died in a car wreck not jking
OMG THAT SUCKS