Harry potter and the prisoner of....Wait...
This story is a parody of the fourth movie...post and tell me if you like it...
Harry potter wasn't a normal boy,not even by wizarding standards. So,as did his homework under the sheets of his bed,he continued using a rip-off made up version of lumos to light his way."Lumos Exempra!" He said, quitley. You see, Harry potter was The boy who could make up some spell and it would work,no matter what...oh,yeah, and he survived almost being killed by lord Voldemort,too.He continued using it, as his uncle Vernon kept coming in. And,that's the only time you'll see him doing homework in this book,except during classes,so, savor the moment,readers.
Harry got up to find that the miracle of time lapsing had caused it to be the time in the book where aunt marge came,with no explanation once so ever of who the heck she is. "wait...she isn't suppose to come until..."Harry stopped abruptly. "SILENCE!" said the screen play writers. Harry,didn't need to get dressed because of more time lapsing. He headed down stairs, and asked uncle Vernon swiftly,"Could you sign my random permission form,even though you have no idea what its for?" "Whats it for?" uncle Vernon said,distractedly. "just school stuff..Wouldn't want to get to specific,or it'll cut time for special effects,like the one that's coming up."
"Okay,its against my nature,Technically,I would have asked you what for in school, but I'll make a deal for you."he said.
"what?" Harry asked.
"NO Flash backs at all in this book except once,And I'll sign it.Oh,And you have to behave around that Fat chick,to."
Harry raised a brow."You mean your sister?"
"SILENCE!" said the screen play writers.
"Riiiight...I will, If she does!" he said, assuming an angry face. then,realising he forgot one part, he said"And okay,no flashbacks,except one." They entered the dining room, for breakfast,but were suprised by MORE time lapsing. "Uh...Right...Dinner..."said uncle Vernon,confused. Harry shrugged. "whatever..." the sooner he got to go on the night bus,the better. "DON't use that ungrateful tone with me,young man."Marge said, angrily. "I wasn't..." "QUITE! YOUR MOTHER WAS A ***** AND YOUR FATHER WAS A DRUNK!"she screamed.harry yawned,and pulled out his wand."LUMOS ENGORGIO!"he yelled. Aunt marge blew up, and flew out of the window,and her buttons unnecicarily hit dudley,to milk the moment. Harry shook his head."stupid screen play writers...This moment was funny enough..."he muttered. "FAT CHICK! NOOOO!!!"uncle vernon screamed, grabbing her. He let go a minute later. He brushed himself off."oh well.." He re-entered the house,to begin telling Harry off.
"YOU PUT THAT MEAN,MEAN WOMAN RIGHT!"His uncle vernon demanded. "She deserved it..."harry yawned. "Could we rap this up,Vernon,I have a magical purple triple decker night bus to catch."Harry said,bored. "right...PUT HER RIGHT!" "You...get away from me." harry pulled out his wand,and pointed the wand at his uncle carelessly. "You...c-c-can't do magic outside of SCHOOL!"he said,paling.
"Yes I can,Didn't you see the beginning? I was blatantly using magic to do my school work,though its not allowed.And,I also used it to blow up that lady.I am immuned to Laws!"Harry began flying around the house like peter pan. "Even the laws of physics!" he landed."well,now that that's over with...Bye!"he waved goode bye. To millions of H.P. fans suprise,they waved back,and uncle vernon put his face in the camera."HI MOM!!!" he said,sounding like a giddy school girl. His son and wife staired at him."what...We're not going to be in the next movie,or the end of this one, so I should try to get as much camera time as I can!"His family shrugged,and got up and waved at the camera to.
Harry walked out of the door, steeling the spotlight from the dursleys again, as the camera followed him out the door. he dragged his trunk,and waited for the familiar flash of lightning. It came, and he saw a black dog. "HI SIRIUS!!!"he waved. He nearly forgot he had to fall,then he remembered,fell of his but on purpose,and stuck his wand out. The night bus appeared. "Hello,and welcome to the night bus,I'm your instructor, stan shun pike..."harry interupted him."but...You couldn't be,your not sixteen or zitty..." "SILENCE!"said the casting directors."I have zits,just look at my chin.." harry raised a brow."Some rash on you chin hardly counts as acne..."harry shrugged,and followed him on the bus,and took his seat. "Take it away, Earne!"stan said,excitedly.
"Ya,Take it away, Earnie!"said a random jamaican shrunken head that was really unneeded and exspensive. Harrys brow raised higher."what the heck is that thing?!" stan shrugged."It sure is funny,and looks cool,though!" harry scoffed. They were going for the cheapest laughs.
lol, cool Ron
thanks..how funny was it,to you?
I laughed at least a few times. lol Or do you want the measurement to be in graph form, sighned in triplicate?
lol..I was only asking cause my little bro said,it wasn't that funny,but he's ten so...
lol, it was funny Ron, no worries, asking a sibling if they think something you did was funny or otherwise good, is a mistake, they'll tell you what ever they think will make you angry or sad. that's the way of sibblings. ;)
Good job Ron! I liked it. But I have a problem! How come you havn't been on that much? lol, sorry, it was bugging me!
been to busy,gin...but I should be on more,now...sorry.
good! lol.
this is awesome. did any of u think dumbledore sucks, because all of a sudden he's not brittish because he speaks like an american, and u can see the dementors mouth, and they can fly, and u have to use a spell to stun the whomping willow, and they never show draco pretending to be a dementor at quidditch, and cho chang isn't in this, and they rushed to the end of the movie, and they have slide projectors, and I always thought those ran on electricity, andthey had those head things at the three broom sticks and harry goes in there alone and draco doesnt see him at the sheking shack, and hermione is with ron there, and the movie was really not as good as it should have beeen, and the only good stuff was the movie, and oh by the way ron, I'm pretty sure it was lumos maxima, butu might be right, and also, I think he might have been practicing lumos maxima, because it would rally work everynow and then, and also when it really works, that's kind of a lot of light to be using to do hw, and the text book he was using with his wand didn't really have anything on it, and the firebolt comes way at the end of the movie, and hermione isn't really against ron, but she;s like, I think u owe someone an appology when they aren't really fighting, and u barely ever see crook shanks, so it's kind of stupid, and harry doesn't get birthday presents, and that hunchback person at the leaky cauldron definately isn't the tom that was in the first movie, and no one really makes a big deal out of Percy making Head Boy... WHEW
oh, Thank you bri, I havn't even seen it yet and I don't get to complain about it! grr...thats alright though dude.
oh srry, well then u shouldn't read anymore of this spoof actually. because it's making ufn of the movie. Actually the only great thing about the movie besides the fact that it was a harry potter movie was that it'll probably have a good sountrack even though it's all classical music stuff which I normally don't like.
ya, your right Bri...
when r u going to see the movie?
when my dad or mom take me I guess.......
Maybe u should just go with some friends then.
None of my friends like HP and thoughs who do have already seen it.
well maybe they want to see it again. It isn't that bad of a movie, it's just not even close to as good as it could have been.
ya, thats what I heard.
He swore he would never scoff again after he got a nasty little suprise.
The bus shot off."Wow...They really went all out,except,The,you know,shrunken head thing...,"Harry muttered, to the audience. "hey,mon!I prefer shriveled skull!"the jamaican shrunken head said angrily. Harry smacked his head aginst the window. "OW!!" he yelped. After words,harry muttered in a girlish mock tone,"okay,sure...make a movie out of my books! Just don't change them to much! OH,SURE! you can smack harry around!"
Stan was holding a newspaper,and harry recognized a face from the muggle news. "hey, who is that?"harry said,questiningly. "who is that-?who is that?" "yeah,who is that?" "Earn,did ya ere' that, this random guy of whom we know nothing about,though he looks strangley like harry potter,and has no alias wants to know who that is."
The jamaican head laughed heartily. "Ho Ho ho,mon!" "That there's gary oldman, Alfonso cuaron's Sirius black!"stan said,his face looking creepy.".......A murderer!"he said,the first part of his sentence was unhearable."what?I can't hear you,the bus is going to fast!"harry said,then smacked his head on the windshield again. Stan shrugged."doesn't matter,really,Mr.weasley'll tell you in the hotel."Harry peeled himself off the window and said,"okay..." he sat back down."Eh,earn!watch out for that bus!" "don't worry,mon, We,to can defy gravity!" The magical blind/drunk Earnie Pratt, pulled a lever. They rushed toward it,and nothing was happening. closer and closer they got....They were about a foot away,and suddenly....The Bus Got thinner and they fit through."WOW!!How ant-climactic!"harry said. He smacked his head on the window agian."I'm not getting paid enough for this!"he muttered.
For once,harry was thankful for time lapsing,as they reached the leaky cauldron. He dragged his trunk out. "Hello,eh eh eh...Mister potter."said a creepy looking hunchback,greeting harry."er...hi...Uh,Tom,is that you!?" "Yes...they felt the need to make me look creepy...more than usual,I mean."he said,a bit bitterly. "Hey,weren't you in a disney movie,and I sware I saw you in Frankenstein,Too?"Tom shrugged and opened the door to the leaky cauldron. before he went inside to follow harry,He pushed a button,making a car beep. "wow...Wizards have cars...!"he muttered.
"Quite a smart owl you've got there...It got here,even though they forgot to explain where she was."Tom said,glancing at hedwig. "yeah..."Harry muttered,having given up on correcting the writers a long time ago. "hey...wheres the...the...THIS IS A PARLOR?!"Harry said,shocked.He had a right to be,as Cuaron had taken the word parlor and somehow translated it into "MINISTERS SECRET OFFICE".
lol ron!
LMAO go on
Fudge was pacing the floor, while a quill took down what he said." I the Big dumb headed minister of magic, Cornelius fudge, do here by..Blah blah blah...blah blah blah,ETC,ETC,ETC.Not much time, Harry so...right, somehow you'll get a room here, You're aunt was punctured and all that mumbo jumbo...Sirius black escaped." "what's that got do do with me?" "nothing,really,just mentioning it, no one will ever get suspicious, especially the youngins who didn't read the book." Fudge said casually. Tom entered, looking creepy."SCONE?!"he said, breaking one. Harry backed away in fear."no,thanks." And that was that with that seen.
Harry entered a ratty old room."UGH!"Harry said, looking around." I'M HARRY POTTER, WHY COULDN'T I GET A SUITE AT THE HILTON HOTEL?!" he yelled."well,I think I could have gotten something better than this..."he muttered. He grabbed a book, that was unexplained where he got it from, unbuckled a belt that was on it for no reason...And...CHOMP! The book took a bite at him.
After alot of chasing, Harry caught the book and put a belt on it.
Now, time for a random change of scenery!Apparently,the weasleys and Hermione were also here! Harry entered the dining area thing."Oh...RONALD!" said Hermione's voice, sounding happy."HER-MI-O-NEE!"moaned Ron. Harry turned around." Your stupid cat scared scabbers,HER-MI-O-NEE!!"yelled Ron, looking furious.Yeah,I know what you were expecting, but come on, did you really think that in a Pg story we'd do what you thought we were doing? Honestly...."Oh,RONALD!Its what cats DO." said Hermione angrily."Bicker!"said Ron. "What?" questioned Hermione. "STOP BOTH OF YOU! YOUR TEARING THE TRIO APART!" yelled Harry, getting in a fetal position, rocking back and forth, crying. "Okay." said Ron and Hermione in unison."What?!"harry jumped up." your suppose to be bickering through the whole movie, in fact, your supposed to have a huge fight!" Harry yelled. Ron rolled his eyes." and your not suppose to be whiney/angsty till the fifth movie, but you don't here me complaining." He said dismissively.
Mr.weasley randomly pulled him to the side."Harry,can I have a word with you?" he asked,a bit to late. "sure..oh,bye the way, I LOVED you in Agent Cody Banks 2:DESTINATION LONDON, You were a great cop." Harry said.Mr.weasley's face brightened up a bit."Oh,really?You think so? Molly thought I was coming on to..."he stopped, putting on a serious face." Anyway...Sirius black is after you, or something." "I know." said harry.Mr.Weasley looked shocked." what?!" "I know, He's my godfather...and, not for much longer, as He's going to die in the fifth movie." he said, looking bitter and angsty."uh..okay...well, promise me. promise me you'll stay away from him no matter what anyone says, Even if malfoy says he called you a poopy head." He said,seriously.Harry raised a brow." what am I,Five?"he said, his thumb in his mouth.
Now, Time for school. As we enter the train station, in the hustle and bustle of....what? there already on the train?"Ron,You forgot the Curs-ed Rat!"Mrs.Weasley yelled, handing it to Ron. And so, The train moved on. "...And I waz All,'Lumos engorgio!' and she waz all 'KABOOM!'and then,she flew all up out of dat window,yo."said harry,who was wearing his favorite bling."Harry,Its not funny...You could've gotten into real trouble."hermione said,seriously.Harry looked Hermione up and down."d**n...Youza fine biatch."harry said, still looking her up and down.Hermione smacked him in the head, and took his bling off."thankyou.I needed that." he said, rubbing his head." SERIOUSLY, Harry, you could've gotten into ALOT of trouble."Hermione said, taking it from the top. "No, I couldn't." Harry said. "But, It was bloody brilliant." Ron said,because,THEY MUST slip that into the movie three or four times each."Yes,You could have!"Hermione said, ignoring ron."nope."said harry stubbornly. "YES, You C-"Started Hermione."SILENCE!DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT HARRY POTTER!" said Ron, in a deep,deep,creepy voice.
"Lets go in this compartment, because all the others are filled up." said hermione.She opened it. To their dismay, their was some guy in their." Who's that?" said Ron."Proffesor R.J.Lupin."said hermione."How is it you know everything?!" said Ron sounding hysterical, a bit to early in the movie." Its on his briefcase, Ronald..."Hermione said, matter of factly."STOP CALLING ME RONALD, SINCE WHEN DO YOU CALL ME RONALD?!" he yelled." QUITE BOTH OF YOU, YOU COULD WAKE THE DEAD OR SOME WHERE WOLF!" Harry screamed into a bull horn.
"......So, Sirius black is after you?" said hermione."Huh?when did I mention...oh,right,time lapsing...yeah, apparently he's after me!" he said with false scaredness.Hermione and Ron looked each other in the eyes...and moved closer and closer...their lips reaching so close together, the could feel their breath on one another's faces...until the train stopped.
"DARN!" said Ron,angrily.Hermione cleared her throat,embarasedly."We can't be there already!" said hermione,still blushing, but looking surprised."Oh,sure it could...There's been so much time lapsing, anything could be after this scene, including a scene from the next movie." said harry.
Go on
is there any one else reading my story?I like to have at least three posts,before I continue
yeah i just caught up,keep going, and that makes three posts including urself so just keep going because im getting impatient
I'm getting impatient with myself.but,lol...I sorta didn't finish the story,yet...its on microsoft word on my comp.
go on slowpoke. Finish typing it! and get on more or I'll smack you in the head! lol
*news on story update*-a while back I typed a few more sentences,but,Then I realized,I don't know what happend after the dinner.can any one refresh my memory?
........................frustrated......*sigh*
can any one help answer my question?
sorry Ron. I can't rember it. lol
Quote from: ronweazley122 on August 2, 2004, 12:46:59 AM
*news on story update*-a while back I typed a few more sentences,but,Then I realized,I don't know what happend after the dinner.can any one refresh my memory?
lol,You alrewady sort of answered one,and answer this if you can............I don't know if you've seen the movie yet.
I saw it while I was in Pittsburg, I saw it in the Imax theater. I can't rember it though, belive me I'm trying.
s'okay...I'll ask someone else.
I could easily tell you what happened in the book after dinner, however, you are writing about the movie and it has been a very long time since I seen it, sorry hun.
okay...I'll have to wing it,then...Oh well,pretty much what I've been doing...
lol, well you've been doing a good job "winging" it doll. ;)
sorry,not that long,but,I've run out of creative inspiration.
A dry,creepy looking hand pulled at the door."EHHEH..."
Harry promptly fainted,ending that scene because harrys the star.
"Now,that was scary!probably the scariest moment in the movie!"said ron."yeah,Its a good thing You were here proffesor,though,You sure did you take your SWEET time,Proffesor."hermione said angrily."oh,stop nagging me."said lupin,sounding like a teenager.Harry opened his eyes.He couldn't see."OHMIGAWD,I'm BLIND!"Harry yelled."Duh."said Ron.Hermione rolled her eyes,and promptly put his glasses back on."what happened?"asked harry."You think we know?once you blacked out,I couldn't..."started hermione,but she was talked over by her own voice."Dementors!"said the phony hermione voice."yeah,I thought I would never be happy again."said a mysterious ron voice,when rons lips weren't moving.The voices stopped."uh..yeah,Dementors!"said hermione."hey who screamed?"asked Harry,getting up.Hermione raised her hand.Ron nudged her."UH...No,you didn't.NO ONE SCREAMED."he said quickly dodging his eyes,like there was a sinister camera watching them all.
"bubble,bubble toil' and trouble"sang the hogwarts choir."hey,since when do we have a choir?"Asked ron,as the choir continued singing an annoying song,mocking shakespeare."It must be the new dumbledore."said Hermione,matter-of-factly."nah."said harry."its probably the new director alfolnso cuaron,who didn't even bother to study the last two movies."Harry stated.The new dumbledore stood."Thankyou hogwarts choir,and may I say,on behalf of the audience,and the students of hogwarts,ThankGod thats over."Said New Dumbledore,who will be hence known as N.D.
LOL, You Tell em' ND. HEEHEE Go on Ron
thanks for your support kiara,I've been really depressed lately....I'm not naming any names...I'll update the story as soon as I can.
*Gives Ron a big Huggle* No hury then doll.
"Is it just me, or is dumbledore....I mean,Nd,talking reallly slow?"Ron said, bemused.dumbeldore continued,"I would like to request a moment of silence in the memory of The original dumbledore."He bowed his head in respect. All of the stdents followed suit, except the slytherins, because they were bad a*ses."Now,I would like to announce, that proffesor snape is going to teach...." Snape stood up,eagerly.
"Potions again."Dumbledore finished. Snape sighed and sat back down.
"here to fill in for one year of defense against the dark arts,because,its cursed, don't ya know,an infenently less attractive than imagined in the minds of the lupin-fan-girls,
Professor R.J. Lupin." All of the boys clapped. All of the girls frowned, and clapped lightly.
"Potter!"malfoy yelled over at harry.Harry turned his head."Is it true you and Ginny weasley are going out?" Harry shook his head."....and that you fainted?"Harry frowned. "how'd you know I fainted?!" "apparently rita skeeters a year early.."malfoy shrugged. Harry turned his head, angrily.
COOL! I love this. It's starting to get funnier than "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes"!
ive read that continue this is funny. your mocking POA so much Lol
:)
Oh, BTW, Ron, ND is apparently talking faster than the old one. ;D
.......dumbledore and the entire staff blinked and looked around...they had blacked out for what seemed like a long time.A month or two,lets say.yeah, that sounds right."...uhm,where was I?"said dumbledore refocusing his attention on the students. The entire student body shrugged, still adjusting to the light. A few of them had cobwebs and dust in there hair.Harry scowled upward."If someone would narrate/write more often then we wouldn't have this..."he sneezed."problem.Lazy bum!" The chandilere fell from the ceiling narrowly missing harry.Let that be a lesson to him.
"HEY YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!!!,"he yelled.It isn't as though I was actually aiming for him though. Ron looked up."hey,since when does hogwarts have chandiliers?"he said,staring fixedly at the ceiling.because I'm the authour that's why.If the characters would shutup and move on with things,maybe I,the narrator would write more often."We do move on its you who-" Tape appeared on hermiones mouth.Dumbledore continued with the speech as the students blew dust off themselves.Dumbledore stared around,suspiciously,clearing his throat."yes,um...Rubeus hagrid is our new grounds keeper...I mean,new teacher for the care of magical creatures. Every one began to clap. "where is that voice coming from?!"neville said,staring at the ceiling with the rest of the student body.I SAID THEY CLAPPED,d**n YOU!!!!.the students clapped.
lol Ron! It's really funny!
this is funny continue. you have a nack for comedy
due to technical difficulties(*cough*Losing the dvd *Cough*)I cannot continue right now.if you have any problems call...1-800-YOU-GET-WHAT-YOU-PAY-FOR or email me at: YOU'RENOTPAYINGME@yougetwhatyoupayfor.com thankyou.
Keep going, Ron! ;)
...not that anyone cares anymore,but i won't be updating for a while...I'm working on a book so I can get out of this no-end town.(where I live,not the forum)
I do care Ron, and I find it sad that you are not going to grace us with your story here any longer.
*Cries* But hey, that's ok, so long as you truly do write your story and we get the chance to read it as well.
Huggles always
Kiara
I'm going to finish up this story,Sorry about that post,I was a bit upset that no one was replying to me...Hey,kiara,whilst I write this story,would you read ron's girl?I thinkl you'll like it.(yeah I am going to write my book,I'm hoping to get it published by the time I've turned eighteen...But that's looking iffy,Because creative inspiration comes in burst w/ me,and if I use it on these stories,It tends to only come out for these stories for a while.)I'm going to run a poll on which stories I should continue.I'm haveing a bit of a problem tying up loose ends when I get to a stories end.....(plus my computers being a piece of...Well, it is a piece of crap!)I'll post the next section of this story.
mmm...kay.I'm completely running rampant with no sign of organization....No order once so ever in this story,or this part of the story.Okay,I said i'd give my second youngest brother credit,so...CO-Writer of this chapter,and wrote an entire section,my lil brother.OKay,here it is,at long last....
THE NEXT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*trumpet plays....*
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Chapter 11.5 the super fantastic guest appearance chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron looked up. "We're doing chapters now?And what is up with that font?!You'd think the next harry potter movie was coming out or something..."
"yeah...And 11.5?What's up wit dat yo?!" Harry said,wearing some fancy bling in the shape of an american dollar symbol.
"11.5?Technically we're on chapter 4....." Hemione was hit by a bludger.
"Ow!"she yelped.
"Hey,who is that?"Ron said,staring outside.
"DOESN't Any one care that I was randomely hit in the head with a bludger in the common room?!"hermione yelled.Harry ignored hermione,and squinted out the window,focusing on the spot where ron had looked.
"It looks like a blonde stick figure driving a hummer..." Harry said, as the car entered the gates of hogwarts. The liscence plate read "Paris 05"
lol, Ron. Love it, bro!
heehee...GREAT!
thanx! took me a while to come up with this chapter,and orlando bloom fans,get ready for a suprise.
Chapter 11.5 continued...
Just then,the portrait hole burst open. "Hi,I'm paris hilton,And I'm here interning as a teacher!"She screamed.Ron stared at the anorexic women, confused.
"How is that even possible?!"hermione and ron yelled together.They looked into eachothers eyes.INTO EACHOTHERS EYES.DEEP,I SAY DEEP!LOVE PENETRATING STARE!!!!!!!!!Ehem...sorry,got a bit carried away there."hey aren't you on that bloody awful show, "THE SIMPLE LIFE:INTERNS?"Harry asked."I don't know what bloody awful means,cause' I don't,like,speak british,but yes, I am."
"Well,that explains the camera's."Said neville.They all jumped."when the bloody hell did you get here,neville?!"asked ron."Doesn't matter,"said neville matter of factly,because his character wasn't that important yet.
"Mmmm...okay.Hey,paris,where's that girl you hang out with?"Asked hermione,not looking at anyone because she didn't want to admit she watched the simple life.
Paris looked at the ceiling,not particularly paying attention.
"well,we were interning at a morgue,and like,I mixed up the bodies, cause' nicole went to sleep in one of those coffins,and apparently,nicole is somewhere in the bering sea..."
"Oh..."ron said."Thats hot."said paris.Harry stared at her."Huh?"he said,bemused.
"thats hot."said paris.Harry and ron looked at eachother.NOT DEEP.NOT DEEP.THEY'RE ONLY FRIENDS,I SAY,FRIENDS!!!Sorry,got carried away again."What are you..."ron and harry said in unison in response to paris.
"Thats hot."said paris.
"act now and get a free t-shirt that say's 'thats hot on it'."whispered harry.
"what was that?"said paris.
"oh....nothing,nothing at all.Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!"harry yelled,having mixed up movies again.
"thats hot."said paris,because thats her vocabulary.
Keep going! I wanna read more!
okay...just hold on a sec,I'm trying to figure out how to connect this scene to the next....I love it when people actually ask for more,thanx,gin. :)
okay,my lil' bro needs to get to bed,so I'll post more tommorow.
ok, but please do so soon
did you read the last installment?
Right..I guess I'll continue...
Someone In the lit class raised his hand.The teacher looked at his roster.
"Yes,Mr.Wright,"He said,looking at the student."Sir,I've been wondering...Why do we have to answer these questions on this test?"the student said.
"Well,Mr.wright....I feel that these questions are perfectally significant,"he said,sorting through the test and finding a question to read,"Why did Ms.Rowling choose magic to represent her charaters..."He looked for another question,"What is the meaning of Voldemort?What do you feel is the meaning of wands?Does the magic represent the metaphoric fall of civilizations?Or,perhaps the chasing of something that was never real?"He looked up from the paper."Now,is there anything wrong with those questions?"The student looked reluctant to answer the stern teachers questions."Well,sir,I suppose...Its just that...I mean,it just is about magic,there is no deeper meaning!"He said,standing up."Why,thats proposterous!Just about magic Indeed!Well,then,what about the ron and hermione relationship?Clearly They represent the substanstiality of ardency!"The teacher yelled.
"Thats ridiculous!This book was written for entertainment!There is no deeper meaning!Next Thing you know your going to be telling me Barney held the key to the meaning of life!"the student yelled back,clearly getting bothered.The teachers eyes glinted."YESS!!THATS IT!!!BARNEY!THE MEANING OF LIFE!WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT!!!"the teacher got up from his class and walked out of the classroom,heading towards the philosify teachers room.The student sighed and sat back down.This was the second time this week the teacher had done that.
....well,this is depressing.very much so.I guess I'm done posting stories here...possibly posting....
No you arn't. I'm reading, I'm just not a poster! Lolz, but if it keeps you updating your story, I'll post! ;D
yu.Thanks.I will continue...I'm just wondering how My re-entry into the main story.I'm sorry about all those depressed posts,but my friend's car flipped over,and he was taken to the er,and I didn't know what was going to happen to him...then I came on here,and no one even left one post on my story...ya..
Aww, don't worry Ron! He should be okay, me Mum lived through a car wreak! And don't be deppressed, bro! I love you! Lolz. See, I told you you were a better brother than my real ones! ;D
lol.Thanxs...He's fine,now...But the car flipped over,and thats why I was worried.....lets see...how shall i continue...
"what in Hell's name was that?"said harry. A strange man with a suit entered and sat down. "Hey,harry,who's that?"said seamus,who was sitting next to him in the common room because ron and hermione had left to "study".
"Wow,I just noticed something about you seamus."said harry.
"Really?"said seamus.
"Yeah.You're half blood aren't you!"said harry,staring at him.
"Uh,duh!"said seamus poking harry's head.
"well..that means....You could be...a candidate for...THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE BEAUTY PAGENT!!!"Harry yelled.
Seamus ignored him,because he had just accidently given away the title to a future book again.Ron entered the room,carrying hermione in his arms.
"I can't believe I actually accused you of flirting with that scarlet woman!"hermione said,a chunk of bleach blonde hair in her fist.
"Bloody hell...neither can I!"said ron.The man in the suit yelled.
"THATS HIM!!!" And a whole bunch of creepy men in suited appeared out of nowwhere.....
To be continued.
Lolz, Ron!
Every one of the suited men pulled out a badge.The one who seemed to be the leader said,looking at ron,"Your under arrest for over use of the phrase "bloody hell" in a children's book/movie."He then proceeded to handcuff ron.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME,ITS AMERICA!"Ron yelled.The man looked at him."No its not."he said,and he took ron away.
"NOOOO!!!WAIT FOR ME HERMIONE!!!"he screamed as they put him in a police car,and it vanished.
"ROOOOOON!!!!!!"Hermione yelled,falling to her knees,crying.Orlando bloom came over to console her,pushing harry aside.
"I'm sorry about your friend,Ron" he said,hugging hermione.
Hermione looked up at him and her eyebrows raised,and her eyes got a lusty look in them."Who?"she said,getting up."You know,you're hot,you should be in the movie!"She then proceeded to batt her eyelashes and twirl her hair.
TO BE CONTINUED.....?
o,well.I guess no one's interested except ginny/
dum,dum,dum...doo..doo..doo...DA...DA....DA!
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO READ AND COMMENT. :(
lalala...promotion...hmm...I could just advertise...
or,I could just keep putting this to the top one...
lolz
I know you probably aren't going to reply to this,but were you laughing at my posts or my story?
your posts don't luaght at peoples stories
um,it was funny story,so...yeah.I guess i'm sort of offended. :-X
ah offended well I do offended people
well.You could have taken a glance at the story...o well.I'll live.I'M A SURVIVER!but,not the one of the ppl on the reality show,cause,I could get sued.
Quote from: ronweazley122 on August 2, 2005, 08:50:26 AM
Every one of the suited men pulled out a badge.The one who seemed to be the leader said,looking at ron,"Your under arrest for over use of the phrase "bloody hell" in a children's book/movie."He then proceeded to handcuff ron.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME,ITS AMERICA!"Ron yelled.The man looked at him."No its not."he said,and he took ron away.
"NOOOO!!!WAIT FOR ME HERMIONE!!!"he screamed as they put him in a police car,and it vanished.
"ROOOOOON!!!!!!"Hermione yelled,falling to her knees,crying.Orlando bloom came over to console her,pushing harry aside.
"I'm sorry about your friend,Ron" he said,hugging hermione.
Hermione looked up at him and her eyebrows raised,and her eyes got a lusty look in them."Who?"she said,getting up."You know,you're hot,you should be in the movie!"She then proceeded to batt her eyelashes and twirl her hair.
TO BE CONTINUED.....?
please contiune this story is realy funny i got me luaging and i know what you mean somtimes u think people ant reading cos they dont post that like my story the vampire no one realy replys lol
lolz it is funny keep going
okay,I'll continue...I'm going to try to finish this in a combination of before school starts,and when the movie comes out...I can't think of anything right now,so...I'lll right more a little later..
Okay,guys...I've realized three things:
1.I need to finish my stories.
2.I need to finish hp 6.
3....I have absolutley no structure or anything even hinting at the fact that this is the third book...except the title.
And I also have three working solutions at the moment...
1.I will try to finish all my stories before school starts.this on if I don't finish both.I will attempt to write one chapter a day,starting today.
2. I am going to finish hp6,so...that may cut into my writing time,but it will make the quality of this story better.
3.I am going to continue with the whole "MY GOD THIS STORY IS NUTS"thing.
If you have any questions or comments,please...go ahead.
*falls on floor laughting* Sorry *wipes away tears* Sorry about that ron
I have no clue why you're laughing.Should I be offended?