Did you enjoy the last two topics about movie mistakes I posted? Now here is the movie mistakes of the 3rd HP movie.
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in Hagrid's hut prior to Buckbeak's execution, a stone flies in the window and strikes a pot, splitting it pretty much down the middle. There are two major shards. However, when Harry and Hermione 'relive' this moment from their position among the pumpkins, the stone breaks the pot in a very different pattern, with smaller pieces. Since the same event is just being played through in time again, the pot should have broken exactly the same way both times.
When Harry drops the Monster Book of Monsters, in the first shot facing Harry's feet as the book chomps at him, he runs backwards a few steps and he stands at the foot of the bed. However, in the shot facing the fireplace, there is actually plenty of floorspace now, much more than other shots, between the rug and bed for Harry to continue to run backwards.
When Malfoy and his friends bother Ron and Hermione, Harry shows up and messes with the three boys. He grabs hold of Malfoy's feet, lifts them in the air and pulls him across the snow. In the first close-up of the soles of Malfoy's boots, not a spec of snow is on them, though he was just walking in it!! Then in the next close-up, his feet still in the air, the soles are now covered in snow.
At Hagrid's, when HRH are there the first time in the film, there is a large birdcage, blue cup and saucer, watering can and a small wood planter with seedlings on the windowsill. Later, when Hermione visibly throws the first stone, as the stone flies through the window the watering can and blue cup's positions differ and the wood planter and large birdcage are actually gone! When she throws the second stone they are back on the windowsill.
In the first exterior shot through the back patio door, as the Dursleys eat, the kitchen window and patio set below are visibly quite far from the white patio enclosure. Later, when Vernon falls to the ground as Marge floats away, Petunia runs to him and now the kitchen window, on a supposed brick wall, is actually right beside the white patio enclosure! Adding to the absurdity, the entire house is in the opening shot of the film and that middle part of the wall is conspicuously missing.
The song "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is staged with a mixed choir, with a majority of girls. However, to the trained ear, you can tell the song is sung by an all-boys chorus.
When HRH go to find Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, you see Hermione point her wand at Malfoy's face and Malfoy turns his face to the left. However, when Harry and Hermione went back in time and you see (the other) Hermione point her wand at Malfoy, his face turns to the right. (Courtesy of Any$Potter)
moviemistakes.com
LOL. Hey, I went to the site already and there seemed to be much more mistakes. Under which category did you take those from?
I looked up the all the major mistakes and 1 minor mistake. If I put down every single mistake, you would have to have a lot of free time on your hands to read them all.
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on May 22, 2005, 09:13:34 AM
I looked up the all the major mistakes and 1 minor mistake. If I put down every single mistake, you would have to have a lot of free time on your hands to read them all.
well whoever wrote all of that bull obvioulsy has too much time on
their hands if they could come up with all of that and they must be too thick headed and perfectionist that they can't enjoy a movie and for the last movie mistake you posted "The song "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is staged with a mixed choir, with a majority of girls. However, to the trained ear, you can tell the song is sung by an all-boys chorus." unless i hear this from the producer of this movie that is a load of crap cos you can't tell that it is sung by all boys
okay chill.The person who wrote that was apparently a huge Harry Potter fan!
Hey, cool down... Even my mom said she couldn't hear any girl's voices. Just think of it as a passing load of crap if you like. ;D
seriously calm down
that doesnt make any sense they made a site cos they were a huge fan i highly doubt that they probably have such a lame life that they have nothing better to do than watch movies and then make a site to complain about them and make them look bad also i am chillin just not the way ur telling me too i am freezing! burr
i mean chill as in CALM DOWN!
well same can go for you as well you are the one using caps and exclamation marks
Its because your streesing me by saying "Its a load of crap"And you dont even get what im saying.
i did get what you were sying by telling me to chill if thats what you are talking about and im sorry to stress you by saying its a load of crap but that is really putting it in polite terms if you ask me but if you wich i can change that to its a load of poop and you seriouly need to look of stressing cos you really dont seem to know what it is but maybe i have just had different experiences oh well not the point
you are one of the meanest person ive met on this forum! :o
Hmm... Which button changes the font size? Ahh! That one!
SHUT UP! <-- Ginny used to do that. ;D
Alright, now let's get things straight. (Quoting Fawkes) Everyone's entitled to their own opinions. I personally do not think of the movie mistakes website as a load of crap. I take it as a form of entertainment. That, is my opinion.
Don't get into fights because of opinions. It sucks.
Fawkes, do I qualify to be a law enforcer now? ;D
Ya your right Zero.Sorry Professer.
hey 0612 i think you need to come up with some of your own stuff instead of quoting everybody just an idea and sorry joch but look who is talking ive got nothing but insults from you since ive joined
Ya sorry im kinda in a bad mood today
Quote from: Proffesser on May 30, 2005, 08:22:02 AM
hey 0612 i think you need to come up with some of your own stuff
hey, they work, right? What more, I only use them in an emergency.
Quote from: Proffesser on May 30, 2005, 08:22:02 AM
i've got nothing but insults from you since ive joined
that's probably due to the fact that the first thing you said was that you hate everyone. Hey, sure you said it was a joke, but it still gives you a bad image, right?
well please cheer up cos one's opinion of a person seems to refelct on others and i don't want to be hated when ive only been a member for not even a week and as for my joke it may give people a bad impression but that is just me im not going to be some suck up not acting the way i do any other time just so i can please everybody
Well, I strongly suggest you act a little better. If you want to act like you do in real life, then why not change yourself in real life too? I mean, if you go around pissing people off in real life (like what you just did), no one would like you in real like too, right? Go on, think about it.
Oh, yeah. If you choose to change, please, the first thing you should do is to use punctuation marks in your posts. ;D
i have a reason for not using puntuation that i dont feel like explaining cos i dont think anybody would understand im just weird like that and i do happen to have friends for you information and you dont understand im trying to be nice ok so give me a break would ya ive got a broken ankle and 8 brothers im bound to piss some people off but sorry
Your trying to be nice :o sorry go on.
fine let me rephrase that im trying to be nice but i totally failed that better
Uh huh.Now i see why your like this you have 8 brothers.
Quote from: Proffesser on May 30, 2005, 08:46:58 AM
ive got a broken ankle and 8 brothers im bound to piss some people off but sorry
Whoops. You could have said that earlier. Sorry about all that. Ignore what I said.
im also sorry thats just my excuse for pissing you guys off which is kinda stupid so yeah and i didn't want to give any info out bout me and i did oops
Interesting.
well even though i may have pissed you off this past like hour has probably had morw excitment than many hours before
Oh, well... I guess it's over? ;D
maybe maybe not yuo never know whats gonna happen next
Yeah, well. Read your thread in the sorting hat. Ginny's gonna blow up on me. ;D
thats not exactly blowing up if you ask me
Not yet, you mean. She can't stay cool for long. ;D
no blowing up here is serioulsy blowing up like explosion and i dont think ginny is gonna set anything on fire i know you are speaking figurativly but thatd be taken serioulsy from my point
Silly people.
Blowing up: BOOM!!! :D
lolz. Seriously guys, you sound silly. **has not read through pages and pages of randumb arguing **
Pages and pages? You mean threads and threads!!!!!!
Hey but it's been a long time since i'd been letting off steam. ;D
I don't check on the forums for 1 or 2 days and I find there are 33 new replies on my topic. (nerdy voice) Well, um, I understand there is some yelling, anger, arguing, cursing, and "letting off steam" has been going and I am here to tell you that it will not be tolerated young man...or woman. (back to regular voice) I'm just playing, you guys...and gals. Yall can yell, be angry, argue, and curse all you want if you are posting in my topic. Just don't get too extreme with the cursing. The administrator might hear us.
ooo letting off steam, sounds like ya'll had some fun!
M or em, hopefully you don't mean what I think you mean. I was merely quoting "letting off steam" from 0612 as in ANGER!
I for one, will not bother anyone with my life's troubles. So sad...(http://photobucket.com/albums/y236/LavenderEdenice/Smilies/th_music_boo_hoo.gif)
But, I'm very happy to hear rational talking, again. Yippie. Seriously, take a pill, all ya'll. ;D
J/K, J/K. I love you all, and a little steam now and then is fun to relate to.
The Odd, Lav. (http://photobucket.com/albums/y236/LavenderEdenice/th_1087421379.jpg)
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on June 1, 2005, 08:46:13 AM
M or em, hopefully you don't mean what I think you mean. I was merely quoting "letting off steam" from 0612 as in ANGER!
::)Perv. . . NO THAT'S
NOT WHAT I MENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good. But it was the way you put it that made me think that.
*Hands in face* geeez. . . . . . . . :-[
What? Now everybody knows what you ment, there is nothing to be embarrased about, or are you embarrassed? I can't really tell.
LOL, no, not really. I just can't believe you thought that! :P
Well, what was I supposed to think? The way you put it, ooo sounds like yall had some fun. I couldn't help but think that is what you ment. By the way, how off topic are we?
entirly, but that's what we ppl of HPFF do best, plus there aren't many members around here, so nobody really cares. . . . . . . . . What I ment was more like, wish I could ahve been here to take my anger out on you peoples. . . . . .
You know what, how about you take your anger out on me? I can handle it.
LOL. . . How sweet :P. . . But I think I shall pass. . . I have enoguh enimies already. . . . . .
Ok here's my opion on mistakes. I think there funny to read but I get annoyed with people who read mistakes and then say they can't enjoy the movie anymore. >:(
I don't think anybody said that, did they? If so, maybe they ment why worry about all of the mistakes instead of just enjoying the movie? But I don't know. . . .
So I got a little to involed. sorry but its still really annying :-\
That is ok. . . There are many annoying things in this world, don't let them get ya down ;)
ok. Thanks. Well I 'm really Happy today I want from :'( to :) to :D to ;D so thanks. You always put a smile on my face
Hehe, I feel soo special :) Hmm, now what is this topic about again? :P
lol. I fogot um oh mistakes moive mistakes
Hehe, yes that is right :P Oh well there can only be so many mistakes, and nobody is perfect (Yes I am! mwhahahaha!) lol. . . . Although I think whoever writes the script (for all three movies) sucks! Ya'll need a new career!
lol lol lol. Ya my dog could write better lines.
Hehe, so could mine. . . and I don't even have a dog! ;D
me too my stuffed animals could write better lines
Heh Heh, this is like talking about who could do a better job at running the US than the president. . . . :P
lol *rolls on the floor again*
*needs to stretch so takes a walk into the kitchen to and sees some brownies, takes a bite, oh my, poisioness brownies, falls on floor* im dead. . . the end. . . either the brownies killed me or i died of boredem
lol.*laughts so hard that I die off laek off air* good bye * I say* I love you all and Harry Potter I am only dying cause I'm so bored. * Last breath.
*looks outside and sees nothing but fields, ohh how very exciting, fields!*
* does the same thing and sees cars and trees and mountians. Wow I think so much more exciting*
*imagines a swimming pool among those fields that she could go cool off in*
*Thinks about what she could be doing but comes up empty*
*climbs up high dive to dive in swimming pool, jump, SMACK on the ground, swimming pool was a mirage thingy*
*empty empty empty*
*my brain my brain my brain*
*Think and think still come up empty* :'(
what are you trying to think of?
About what I could be doing so I won't be borad.* empty :'(*
you can talk to me ;D
* Think :I like that idea*
good *talk talk talk talk talk* :P
ok ok what about
I have no clue ???
me too
our broing summers, lol that is pretty much slef explanitory
how so what are they saying?
lol they are boring becasue we have nothing to talk about and that is how it is self explanitory
lol ok I get we both very bored
but posting about pretty much nothing is keeping me busy
me too this is cool doing nothing is keeping me busy 8)
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*snore somything hits me "what the @#$%" find that my hand had hit my face trying to find somthing to do*
Geez... What next? ;D
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I don't know *snore*
um,night time annoyance!=SNORE!
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I love that you tried :)
But now, I just fixed it! :) (BUT IT"S STILL TERRIBLE!!! ???)
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re=abrieviation for the popular video game series, Resident Evil.
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Why am I typing this? I'm bored.
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snore, core, adore, boar, soar, sore, nore, floor, tore, store, more, ore, BORE!!! 'd
I'll say!
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lol Well, I never!
I wonder if somebody will ever say anything that doesn't relate to sleeping?
*yawn* *snore* *zzz*
What is this topic about? ::)
Hey, Goblet, you can do ASCII art! That's so cool, I never have the patience to do ASCII art!
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(I have a question, how many of you actually snore? :P)
I don't but I do talk in my sleep somtimes
Haha, I also talk in my sleep, and open my eyes (according to my bro)
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Here is my dialougue when I am sleeping.
.......................................(mumble).........................no, not zombie voldemort.......sorry i killed you....wait a minute...........this is a dream..........why else would voldemort be wearing a pink tutu with a yellow mohawk...............ah mr.president.....you didn't actually win the election, i did..........yay, i became the fifth beatle...................oh no, it is back to zombie voldemort again........ARRGGGH!!! geez what a nightmare.......no, it's zombie voldemort........that means the nightmore was the nightmare..........gaaaa, get me out of here................sir, I can tell it's you with that finger moustache........................
Um, everybody? All I had to eat the day before was like, 13 glasses of melonade and 18 pudding pops. You can translate this dream how you want to. Me? I blame the melonade and the pudding pops.
LMAO That just made my day. . . *Rolls on floor laughing*
I snore, but thank goodness I don't sleeptalk. And I don't think voldemort actually had a good dress sense. ;D
I snore, sleeptalk, and sleepwalk! The sleepwalking is the part that scares me! :P :o :P
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Let's snore more! (Oh, I am so witty.)
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But I do! Maybe everybody else does too!
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Cheerio!
*goes back to sleep*
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I wonder if people think we are doing this just as an excuse to get posts.
I'm not, I don't care how many posts I have. . .
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Even if you got 100,000?!
I'll probably be retired by then, but no it will be no big deal
snore zzz snore zzz snore
Why are you sleeping?
that's what I do best
Interesting. What else do you do in your spare time?
computer soccer clean sleep phone partys that's pretty much my life, tell me if i forgot anything
You forgot something.
what would that be?
I don't know, I am just saying that.
lol, i figured that. . .
Cool. Are you psychic or something?
about this phsychich. . . I believe ur name is bob :P
I am not bab. Do you have psychic abillities?
lol, well that tells u about me phsycic abilities
Oh so you do have psycjic abilities?
Yea sure Jonathan . . .
Don't call me that.
hey who said I was talking to you, lol sorry. . .
your welcome
my welcome?
Yes, your welcome fell out of your pocket.
err. . ok then
ok?
That is not okay! There is no pork in the monkey!
predicted response: what?
oky doky whatever you say
Whatever I say you can't understand. exept probably this post.
yeppers you are correct you've won a million dollars!
This conversation dosen't make sence. ???
it does to weird and crazy ppl! :P
Thanks. What to do, what to do.
*runs outside dancing in the rain throwing water baloons at everybody*
Well I never em!
*water baloon is smashed over his head* huh? what's that? I can't hear ya over all the rain!
*Gets inside em's brainbox* WELL I NEVER EM!!!!
You never em? How do you em?
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances around like the crazy lunatic she is* that's how
Let's go inside!
*walks inside a tent, home sweet home*
Yeah nice home.
Lol, yes it is! Bigger than my room in that *points to the ugly trailer* An army could fit in here *jumps into all the pillows*
PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!! *beats down everybody*
*takes body pillow and beats him to the ground and then jumps on an inviting aire mattress*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! *air mattress pops*
*smacks head off ground, OW!* Jumps into the pile of pillows that won't pop*
PILLOW FIGHT!!! *beats down em while she is unprepared*
*is laying on the ground too tired to get up and fight back*
*takes wallet* Yeah, needs a new pair of shoes!
Oh yea sure no probl *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*grabs pillow and beats goblet to the ground*
*is fully rested and hold him down til she gets herr wallet back*
*puts pillow back on bed*
Okay look. I hid your wallet. Here is a treasure map.
for what
For the wallet.
why did you hide the wallet? :-\
It is your destiny.
*crinkles up the treasure map and throw it at him, GIVE ME MY WALLET!*
my destiny?
It's on the treasure map! and destiny is fate!
wow thats poartry
You want poetry? It's on the map too!
really
*beats goblet to the ground choking him, give me my walllet*
em come om * grabs her and pulls her off of goblet*
*strugling* nooo!
yes!
HAVE YOU EVEN CONSIDERED EVEN LOOKING AT THE MAP?!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!
*starts choking him again and goes to punch him* NO!
*grabs em around the neck and pulls to get her off of him*
Thanks Lavy.*bouces away with a pogo stick* LOOK AT THE MAP EM!!!!!!
*chough what you cough do that for!* *runs after him, get back here!!!!!!!!!!*
*throws a phony wallet*
*throws it back so it smacks him on the back of the head* Wait a minute, it doesn't matter if her stole my wallet, I'm broke!
goblet *grows wings and flys after him*
*falls back into the pillows as the two are slowly disapperaing from her sight*
*pick goblet up and dropps him on the ground
Cool. Are you an angel?
ok
Let's get yogurt!
*flings yogurt in his face*
what the ****
You are scheduled for deletion. *throws em in a acid pool on Jupiter*
*starts punching him*
was' that for?!
err *sits back and watches the show*
Are you scheduled for deletion too?
no
Oh. Right then. Is the show you are watching The Producers?
I am wathing you to beat the crap outa each other
nooooooooooo
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo way.
ya noooooo way in hell
What are you saying no to?
never mind
Never you mind.
never my mind. never your mind :P
oh my
ok
How's the acid pool em?
get her out off there
Ok. *pays big bucks for a spaceship and gets her back*
that was not cool :(
She flinged yogurt at me!
so you thorw her into an acid pool
lol thanks lavy
One bad act deserves another.
I stand up for my friends
I stand up for myself.
Im so glad someone has finally noticed the mistakes I say Bring back Chris Columbus What bout the beginning Harry's in his room using the lumous charm as if its k The uncle Vernon yells at him saying he's not allowed to use magic out side school. Derr!
Oh crap somebody to put us back on topic *pout*
Or did she? Look at the map, em!!!
obviously not. . . . *unfolds the crinkled map*
*the map says the wallet is in em's pocket*
well lets look in em pocket
*puts hand in pocket*
JUST HURRY UP AND GET THE WALLET THAT HAS BEEN IN YOUR POSSESSION THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
is it there? ???
*falls on floor laughing, goblet you idiot you better fun berfore I kill you!*
Why. I didn't do anything wrong.
You tricked me!!
CHECK THR OTHER POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
go ahead em
Why? I already got my wallet. . . You tricked me by saying you hid my wallet! EVIL! I Hey everybody, gullible (spelling?) is written on the ceiling!
GOBLET WHY DO YOU INSIS ON MAKEING EM ANGERY
I DON'T! THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE OPENED THE MAP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!
YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD HER
*watches the two fight while laying in her comfortable casbah*
WELL, I HAD TO GET RID OF THE MAP!!!!!
WHY IS THAT
lalaladedadedadedalala
YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN DON'T YOU
*is paying no attention at what he is saying and goes on singing*
MAYBE!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT?!!!
WOW YOU REALLY DO HAVE A SHORT ATTENTIOPN SPAN WE WHERE FIGHTING ABOUT WHY YOU ARE SO MEAN TO EM.
huh what I heard soomebody say my name. . .
Yeah, I was asking Lavy why she is so mean to you.
ok I calm
lavy is mean to me?
Uh, yeah. Remember when she took your wallet?
WHAT you lier I never took her wallet
THAT WAS YOU! GOBLET YOU LIAR
Just playin'
evil
evil evil evil you should be satin
What!? Satin plays jokes all the time? More like, he gives everlasting pain all the time.
that sounds like you all the way
yea actually it does sound like you
sooooo what do you say your satin in this conversation.
lolz
well em's satin in the other one so you can be satin in this one
we are dead?
no satin is on earth
really I did not know this :o
you thought we where dead ? ???
no i didn't not here anyway
well where not daed just satin
oooo ok
I am NOT Satin. Can't anybody take a joke?
fine your not satin ok 8)
Stank you smelly much. ;D I mean, thank you very much.
whatever
*sings Why Can't We Be Friends*
cause your dead
I ain't dead. You sure you put that post in the right place?
soory I got confussed. Just because your hard to get along with somtimes
You should see me in real life.
why
Because I practically live in a insane asylum.
why is that *taks a step back*
Cause I'm insane.
*takes another step back*
Where are you going?
umm no where *takes another step back*
You have to be going somewhere.
no nowhere *another step*
How about a hug?
ok! *takes 3 steps forwared*
*does a great big bear hug*
thanks for the hug I needed it.
Why?
cause one of the demons told me that it was going to kill me but now I can go kill him
Cool. Can I kill him for you?
If you want to *demon come out of nowhere*
CHA!!! *all of the demons bones are broken*
wow I didn't know that demons had bones
Well, they gotta move somehow.
*another demons pops up*
*does a roundhouse kick and the demon is sent flying*
nice move *another demon pops up; punches it in the chest and it goes flying hits a wall and bursts into a hundered peices*
That was awesome*another one pops and Goblet does a uppercut, then he and lavy become surronded by demons*
ok this isn't good
Let's get a weapon!
ok lifts 12 denoms into the air
Are you using the force?
no I am using my powers
Fine then, I will use my mariail arts *(the following is to violent and gory to write) Goblet is covered in blood*
send water from earth and pores it on him
Thank you! ;D
Your welcome ;)
Quote from: LavyBrown on June 23, 2005, 05:15:15 AM
send water from earth and pores it on him
so if you aren't on earth where are you? ???
;) You know what? Do you think it is possible for me to come back to life?
If you want to I can get you back to earth
Did I miss something? I thought we were on earth.
No we are in hell
I am not dead!Or am I? ??? I can't remember!!! I am confused on the topics and hell thing.
me too ???
Lets just start over! Hi, I'm Goblet.
Ok Hi I'm Lavy I'm not dead
err. I'm em. . . (a lil angel) :P
I am alive as can be!
yea me too
lets make a new story not hell please
What about heaven?
I'm open to any ideas beside hell
ok heaven but I'm alive
Let's go get pizza!
I'm an angel. . . yummy from marlene's (the greatest pizza ever even in heaven) :P
cuts pizza
Woah. The cheese on the pizza in heaven is 3 feet high.
wow now that's a pizza
Let's go to the beach.
Ok *grabs swimsuite*
One piece, 2 piece, or *shivers* 3 piece?
jumps into ocean.
*makes a house out of sand*
uses her powers to make a water chair
SHARK!!!!
Lavy was so starled that she feel in
Lavy!! To fend off a shark, aim for the eyes or gills!!!
The shark grabed her Lavy and pulled her under. Lavy went for the eyes like goblet but somthing caught her arm . It was a......
OH GOD, ANOTHER SHARK!!!!!!!!! wait a minute, this is heaven. Heaven has everything! Gets a *.357 magnum and kills both of the sharks*
wow that was nice Lavy said walking out of the ocean
Was that still nice of me if I tell you we are having shark for dinner?
no
What else are we gonna have?
I don't know think of somthing
Human?
How about ham
Sure. Here's the ham, I got it from a guy that works at the morgue.
I really didn't need to know that
It was the only place where I could get ham.
ok *takes the ham and put it on the table*
Are you gonna eat it?
If you do
Let's not. How about seafood!?
ok lets
*seafood place isn't open* Any other suggestions?
um no
Sushi?
Ok. Crab?
*goes to sushi place* It's open! I am getting the squid, then some red snapper.
goes to genearl sea food place gets crab and other kins a sea food
*inhales his entire dinner* That was fun. Let's start a riot!
WHAT NO THIS IS HEAVEN YOU DON'T START RIOTS IN HEAVEN
You're right. God wouldn't like that. Let's go meet him!
ok but first lets clean up.
Clean up what?
never mind *stands up*
Know God's address?
yep *pulls out peice of paper and reads out loud* The biggest house in heaven n top of the biggest hill in heaven
Nice address. OH NO!!! A HUGE A$$ PAPARAZZI IS FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!
I'll get rid of them * step forward and uses powers to move them but they just come back* crap *has a idea takes a another step foward and scream* Hey look it Tom Criuse and Katie Holmes together over there * point to a paizza shop paparazzi runs there*
Nice one. Um, I guess we knock. *knocks 5 times and God comes out* God:What do you want?
we want to meet you God *God opens door* :o
God: You know, Jesus had never been the same ever since he got back to heaven. I don't know what you did to him, but look. *Jesus is on a swing, looking at the ground looking sad* Goblet: He saw the movie The Passion.
lol
*walks over to Jesus* Lavy: Jesus did you see the Passion of the Christ Jesus: Yes Lavy: Is that why your sad Jesus: No Lavy: then why are you sad Jesus: cause I got these holes in my hands and when ever a girl see them she runs.
lol
So God, got any video games or rated R movies? God: I got Matrix Reloaded. Goblet: That okay Lavy?
lol
Lavy: If you and God want to go hang out go ahead I'll be in in a minute
K. *Goblet and God watch the part where Neo is beating up hundreds of Agents*
Lavy walks in. Lavy: GOD!
God:What!
Lavy: I didn't think you where going to let him *points to goblet* wach a rated R movie
God: Lighten up. He has seen many Rated R movies. He saw Matrix trilogy, Assualt on Precinct 13, Amelie, Gladiator and many more.
Lavy: I figered that much but come on your God aren't you suppose to not want us to wack movies that are rated R if we'er under 17
God: Rated R to me means recommended for 17 year olds. If people are not going to be influenced by a movie, then it's okay for he or she to watch it.
Lavy:God youn have horriable logic
God: Yeah, I do. Like, remember when I created earth?
lol
Lavy: And when you gave us free will that was soo stupid if I where you I would have said screw free will if I want them to do somthing then damit they'll do it
lol
God: Are you Satin?
Lavy: GOD! Do you really think that your gaureds(just dicided this) would let me in if I where Satin
Goblet: Oooo! I thought of a rap line.
I got a head full of evil thoughts, am I Satin?
I went to the Pearly Gates and I am still waitin'.
Lavy: Oh my God you are soooooo rediculus that it's funny
They say you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house
and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth
cause I'll break you face.
Goblet: I won't really do that though.
Lavy: Such violents :o
Wait. There is only one way to settle this dispute between God and Lavy. DANCE CONTEST!!!
what I don't want to beat God at dance he might send me to hell
Why are you afraid of hell?
Lavy:yes
I got a better contest. We will see who can go the longest without crying while staring at this kitty. *God falls apart*
Lavy:GOBLET! You knew that God was going to cry first the cats so ugly
Oh come on. Just look at him. *Goblet falls apart*
Lavy: OH GOOD GOD THERE'S ONLY ONE WHY TO DECRIBE THAT CAT UGOLAY
What about a puppy? *God and Goblet cry thier eyes out*
Now that's a cute puppy
*Jesus comes and laughs at the puppy*
Lavy:Jesus!
*Jesus continues laughing*
Lavy: Jesus
Jesus: What?
Lavy: Why are you laughting I thought you where sad
Jesus: The puppy is funny!
Lavy:Good Lorsd you guys have f****d up logic.
Jesus: Oh no you didn't .
Lavy: Didn't what
Jesus: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.
Lavy: Jesus... Jesus... Jesus
Jesus: What?
Lavy: Nerver in my whole life(cause I'm not dead) did I think that you would laught at such a cute puppy.
Jesus looked at the puppy: Oh, look at those ears, I just want to eat them!
Lavy: You will do no such thing *picks up puppy and runs to the next room*
Jesus starts crying:I was exaggerating! :'(
*Lavy stays in room*
Oprah: Hello, Lavy. I understand you are in deep pain from losing your whole entire family when you killed them. ;D
Lavy: Oprah we'er both black don't start with me
Oprah: White people love Oprah because I make Brian Gumble look like Malcolm X.
Dr. Phil: Absolutley, Oprah.
Lavy:Dr. Phil Shut the f*** up this is a black thing
Dr. Phil: You know Lavy? Let me tell you a story. One time I was walking down on a mountain with my father and I slipped and fell down 38,000 feet. I was still alive, but I broke every bone in my body and was bleeding all over. Then my father went up to me and asked "Are the rocks okay?"
Lavy: Really let me tell you this story about this guy. Well I at the museum and this guy walks up to me and he says Guy: May I have directions to your heart and I go Lavy: Yes you take a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and the you keep going to you get to 'F.U' Blvd.
Oprah: WOw. Four...star....MOVIE!!! I got good news.
Lavy: Really
Oprah: We got Richie on the Nicole Kidman show!
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on June 25, 2005, 12:39:21 PM
Oh no you didn't .
LMAO/.. My cat looks at me that way, sometimes... She sits there, right above my keyboard, every day, staring at me. If I move her, she just LOOks as if she's saying, "Aw, HELL no!" Hee hee, lmao
Oprah: Looks like we got a guest today. GIVE IT UP FOR LAVENDER!!! Now I understand that you just lost a friend recently, well I lost 10 friends in my life, and those friends are, that I lost 200 pounds TEN TIMES!!!
Lavy: Opera can I talk to you
Oprah: Sure honey. What's wrong?
Dr. Phil: Oprah is talking to you.
Lavy: Shut up Phil. Opera I have a great repect for you but go away
Oprah: Get into the cage Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil: Absoletly Oprah. *gets in doggy cage, crying*
Oprah:SHUT UP PHIL!!! *throws an anvil at Phil* Now, what is it, sugerbob?
Lavy: Goblet *walks into room* Do you like Oprah or Dr. Phil
Goblet: *Flashback*
Dr. Phil: Now I understand you take care of your mother and you had enough.
Woman: That's right.
D P: Have you considered letting nieghbors looking after her?
W:Don't have none.
DP: How about a church?
W: We are the only house on a island.
DP: Uh...*Oh man I am running out of ideas, think phil think! God I hope Oprah isn't watching*
W: Dr. Phil?
DP: Uh, um, eat...your mother.
W: What!?
DP: *punches the woman, then beats up the crowd audience*
*flashback*
Oprah: Now I understand you last your home.
Man: That's right Oprah.
O: Well, I got something to end all your problems.
M: A home?
O: A scarf made from specially from the nicole kidman show!
M: I NEED A HOME YOU DUMB B****!!!
O: *turns into a giant demon and eats the man*
Uh, I like Oprah better.
Lavy: What the fu**
*is thinking along the same lines of lavy*
Oprah: By the way, the audience will hear this uncensored.
Lavy: Gobet your such a jerk somtimes *walks out of room*
Oprah: Ouch. Major ouch.
Goblet: DIE OPRAH!! *kills Oprah and bleeds out money*
Dr. Phil: Oprah...
Lavy: Oh my god you killed Oprah you psyco!
Want a pet Dr. Phil?
Lavy: Why did you kill Oprah!
Big deal, we should see her any minute now, we are in heaven, unless... oh, f***.
Lavy: You bast***ed *pushs him*
How about a nice docter Phil?
Lavy: Your bloody sick!
Goblet: *crys*
Lavy: That dosen't work on me goblet! Why did you kill Oprah!
She was a big evil demon?
Lavy: GOBLET DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT SOUNDS!
It's true! She ate that guy in the flashback!
Lavy: SO WHAT YOU EAT HER NOW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
I DIDN'T EAT HER!!!
Lavy: WELL THEN WHY DID YOU KILL HER!
IF I KILL SOMEBODY, I HAVE TO EAT HE OR SHE!!!?
Lavy: WHY THAT DOESN'T MAKE SINCE I MEAN SHE OPRAH GO EAT DR. PHIL.
I AM NOT A HANNIBLE! *sings why cant we be friends*
Lavy: CAUSE YOU EAT OPRAH
I DIDN'T EAT HER!! JUST KILLED HER!!!
Lavy:CAUSE YOU KILLED OPRAH
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I ATE HER!
BUT YOU KILLED HER
YES I DID! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I ATE HER ALL RIGHT!? Now, what are we gonna do with the body?
WHAT ARE YOU BLOODY CRAZY YOU NEED TO TELL GOD
God doesn't mind. Jesus!
Jesus: What?
Goblet: Help us dispose of the body.
Jesus: Okay!
Lavy:NO WAY YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!
Jesus: *crys* Why not?
Lavy: CAUSE THIS IS HEAVEN AND JESUS OR GOD ARE NOT SUPPOSE COMMIT A CRIME NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM *Jesus walks out of room up the stairs and to his room*
Goble: Take it easy. Killing Oprah wasn't bad because she didn't have a soul.
Lavy: will not take it easy Oprah was a human so she had a soul!
Fine, Jesus, bring Oprah back to life.
Jesus: *groan* Okay...*brings Oprah back to life*
Lavy: Thank you Jesus you can come down now.
Jesus: *comes down* Hey can I have so ice cream!
Lavy:Yep. And if you want some cake to you can have some too.
Jesus: YAY!
Goblet: *dramatic music* I am sorry Jesus and Lavy. :'(
Lavy:I fogive you *gives him hug*
Jesus: Me too *gives hug*
Oprah: Me therr*gives hug*
Goblet: Come join us God, in this group hug. *he joins in*
Lavy: Hey, God can we have a party
God: SSHH! Oprah is on.
Oprah: Let me introduce you all to my daughter, Opret.
Lavy: *in a wisper* who is that.
Her daughter. *Oprah turns into a demon and eats Opret* HOLY CRAP!!
God: I didn't know that crap was Holy
Lavy:Me neaither
Fine here is a translation: OH F*** DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!?
Lavy: YES AND NOW SHE'S AFTER US. RUN!
*Goblet and Lavy fall though a hole in heaven and go back to earth, Oprah follows*
"Lets go to Chicago."
"All right!" *goes to chicago* "Now what?"
We go on the show and tell everyone she's a demon
We don't have that kind of connections.
Waht to bet. Knocks on bothers door (he really lives in chicago)
(who?)
my brother he has connections *door opens*
HI!
Mike Jr.(who is 35): Hope(real name) what are you doing here is mom and dad here.
Lavy:No
MJ: Then why are you here and who is this guy?
Hello. My name is Richie Cunningham.
Lavy: Don't lie
Just call me Goblet.
MJ:And what does that stand for? (he's over protective)
*walks in*
It stands for unity and liberty.
MJ: So Hope what is it.
Lavy: It's Lavy. And we need to get to the Oprah show now.
I got a bad feeling about this.
Lavy: *wisper* why?
I don't know, I just do.
Lavy:ok
* watches the Oprah show*
"come on we'er breken in"
All right! *breaks in* Now what?
we make it s that insted of Oprah on tv they'll see us and we'll tell them that she's a demon
All right! *goes on tv does that*
Oprah:PROPOSTEROUS!! GO AWaY I WILL EAT YOU!!!!
Lavy:TRY IT AND I WILL KILL YOU
Oprah: *turns into demon*
Lavy:COME ON BI*CH
*Oprah karate chops Lavy*
*stabs Oprah in heart*
Oprah: GUG!*dead*
Goblet:OH MY GOD YOU KILLED OPRAH!!
Lavy:Yes I did
YOUR HORRIBLE!!! High-five!
Ya bi*ch we both killed Oprah
Uh, don't call me b****. But what about Dr.Phil?
He's not a demon yet
Dr. Phil: Help me, Oprah!
Lavy:She's dead Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: NO WAY!!!
Lavy: Yes I'm sorry she died
*Dr. Phil turns into a small rabbit and tried to eat Lavy's shoes*
"Hey these are 300 dollor shoes!" Picks the rabbit up
(I don't have 300 dollor shoes.)
*Phil bites Lavy's finger*
"Ow... Phil why are you bitting me."
"Women are smart and men are stupid."
(who saying that you or Phil
(phil)
Lavy: Phil however that may be true you shouldn't put yourself down.
*Phil starts rapping*
Lavy:Phil stop it now
*Phil gets a microphone*
Lavy:Phil I will put you in a cage if I have to.
Yeah. She bang! She bang! Yeah baby! And she move! She move!
Goblet: SHUT THE H*** UP!
Lavy:No keep going
Phil: I forgot the words to the song. *starts hitting Lavy with a microphone*
*Lavy starts to cry*
*Phil starts attacking Lavy's feet*
*Lavy countiues to cry*
Goblet: *takes Phil and punts him out the window*
Lavy: I need a hug.
Big bear, group, or regular?
Lavy:Big Bear
*Gives Lavy a big bear hug* Happy?
:D Lavy:Yes thank you
Announcer: This is a breaking news update. Dr. Phil the rabbit is planing to take over the world teaming with Kernal Sanders.
*comes in whistling and hears the annoucment*since when has Dr. Phil been a rabbit?
"Since he changed about a 1/2 hour ago."
Interesting.*snaps her fingers and Elmer Fud comes out*
Elmer:I'm gonna hunt me some wabbit.
*Dr.Phil hops in. Lavy picks him up*
*Elmer starts laughing*huhuhuhuhu
Lavy: What are you laughing at.
Elmer:I don't know...
Lavy: Give me that gun.
Here is one. *hands Lavy a huge shotgun*
Elmer:NOOOO!!!!!!!*Hugs his gun*iwillnotgivemygunawayiwillnotgivemygunaway
Uh, it's mine.
Elmer:Okay!*starts doing the river stomp for no aparent reason*
Blow his brains out Lavy.
Elmer:Noooo!!!
Jenna:I'll do it...*pulls out a pistol with a silencer and shoots him*
Lavy: No. *Takes the gun from goblet and walks out of room comes back with no guns.*
MURDERER, LAVY WAS GOING TO DO IT!!!
Lavy: What!
sorry... :'(
Lavy: It's ok.
cool ;D
What about Kernel Sanders?
what about him
He is going to take over the world!
Lavy: Why is everyone taking over the world.
Because Hitler died and someone had to do it.
*a fat kernel sanders falls from the sky* Woah. Sanders has been eating his own chicken.
I guess you let yourself go huh Kernal?
Lavy: I hate it when someone trys to take over the world. *Kernal Sanders expoleds*
Larry Bird comes out of nowhere. I want to take over the world!!!
Jenna wipes gore off of her skirt."That was quick."
*Larry Bird exploed this time witha force field*
Yay! You killed my least favorite basketball player. *gives Lavy a big bear hug*
*wipes blood off of shirt*Yeah, and you splatered me with blood too. :-X
Woah, Blood Shirt. That sounds like a cool band name. We should cut a demo.
Yeah! Right after I give myself a nosejob <------Sarcasm
Okay! *gives spike a nose job* Now let's start a band!
(Goblet...I decided I didn't want to be called Spike. Call me Jenna. Sorry for the mistake :-[ )
*waves wand and nose goes back to normal* No.
*crys*
*pats Goblet on the head* I'm still not going to be in the band.
What was the point of that
I've no idea
Me either.
"Anyway let's go back to heaven."
Wait a minute...doesn't that mean we died?
"No. We came down here to get away from Oprah."
oh....Well than let's go.
"Ok. God can we come back up now."
God: Yes. *Door opens*
God: Sup dog.
You know. I thought that god would speak in thee's and thy's and such.
Lavy: Jesus! Where's you father. This is Jesus not God.
Jesus: *crys* In the basement.
Lavy: Thank you. Don't cry *gives him hug*
Group hug! Hugs him along with Lavy.
Why not?*Jenna hug him too*
Lavy: Ok. Oh..hey God.
God?Where is he?*starts looking around violently.*
Lavy: God ar you invisable
God: Yes
Lavy: Well can Jenna at least see you
God:Fine your like my mother
Lavy: You had a mother
God: Yes
*she saw God for a second than he disappeared again* That was cool.
Lavy:Yep
"Who is going to replace Oprah?"
Probably Ellen
"Maybe. Maybe her twin."
"How about James Brown?"
"Maybe."
I still think it's Ellen
"Ellen Degenres?"
yeah. she's funny but I still think she'll be the next Oprah
Lavy sat down.
How about SPIKE Jenna becomes the next oprah?
"If she wants to."
"How about it?"
(she left for now)
Jenna: I will be Oprah
Goblet: Sign here.
Jenna: *signs*
Goblet: YAY!!
*rips up document and throws it away*I'm not the next oprah
I made copies. And also hid some.
*tackles Goblet*Tell me where they are!
I put some in a unbreakable safe and I forgot the code.
unbreakable how much you wantn bet *safe breaks*
You are scheduled for the Oprah show in 5 seconds 4 3 2 1 and you are on the air!
*Pushes Jenna over* "Sorry." Lavy wispered. "Hello, due to things out off our control Oprah is dead. She will de replaced by Ellen."
Ellen: Hi yall. *trips over Jenna and dies*
*crowed starts to leave* Sorry wrong person I ment goblet_fulla_fire. *crowed yells cool and sits down*
*jenna pulls Goblet over to a chair and pushes him down.she then chains him to the chair.*For your viewing pleasure!Goblet Fulla Fire!*all the people go wild*
And the first guests are;MICHEAL AND TITO JACKSON!!!
WHO THE F*** IS TITO!!?
"His brother."
Tito:Yeah!But hey girlfriend!!!
(Put what you think Micheal Jackson would say here. I'm to busy laughing my @$$ off)
MJ: Never had surgery. Never ever.
Goblet: Kiss the rings, b****. *punches MJ*
*Montel comes out*
When it comes to sicko Micheal Jackson,Goblet,you are not the mother.
(couldn't help it.)
*Laytoy comes out and beats up goblet*
Who is laytoy?
(sister jackson)
*Is laughing her @$$ off backstage. Comes out and frees Goblet*Save yourself!
*Sorry it's Laytoya *
"Let's meet a guest. SLINGBLADE!!!"
No...I don't know
I freed you. Go because Latoya is beating you up.
Help me slingblade!
Slingblade: Okay mmm hmm. *kills Latoya*
Tito: Oh no you didn't *kills slingblade*
YOU KILLED SLINGBLADE!!! GO KILL TITO, BLADE!!! *blade kills tito*
Micheal:You ain't killin me!*starts to moonwalk away.*
Jenna:Oh no you don't*pulls out gun and shoots him in the head.*
Lavy:Everyone stop *everyone is silent*
(keep going Lavy)
Lavy: We need to just sit down and take a deep breath.
*sits down and takes a big breath and doesn't let it out. She goes blue*
All right. *sits down and hyper ventilates*
Lavy:Now let it go
*Jenna breaths out. She also passes out.*XX
0
*rolls on the floor, dying*
Lavy: Ok don't we fell better
((no,I'm out cold))
Lavy: Some wake up Jenna
Mkay...*gets up*
H-help me.
*walks over to Goblet. Puts her hand on his head and says."Your healed.
YAY!!! Now let's welcome....Charles Manson!!
Nooo...Marilyn Manson.And Charles if we have to.
(I'm a shameful Marilyn Manson fan :'( )
So Charles. You think you are the new messiah? Huh? DIE! *kill Charles Manson*
Goblet...stop killing people...please?*gives puppy eyes*
I am sorry. NEO!!! KILL MARILYN MANSON!! *Neo kill marilyn*
(you obviously don't know Marilyn)
*Marilyn comes back to life and startes singing Personal Jesus.*
"Marily shut up." *Marilyn Manson sit down*
I know who marilyn is. He wears all this paint on his face. So m, why do you stink so bad?
I told you! I don't know! *runs off crying only not really*
I am not talking to you.
"Goblet!" *Gets Marilyn*
Goblet: So...
M.M: I woun;t talk to you just them *points to Jenna and Lavy*
rewind and freeze!
*Jenna doesn't run of crying*I totally knew that.
*loads shells into a shotgun*
*Grabs shotgun*You are not killing him.
Lavy: Goblet will you put that gun down please.
*takes back shotgun* It's for self defense.
*sings why can't we be freinds*
He isn't going to hurt you*hugs Marilyn*
Marilyn:Get away from me.
Jenna:Sorry
I will kill anybody that tries to kill me. *sings along*
ya * keeps singing*
*shrugs and starts singing too*
Marilyn runs off and crys.
::) *rolls eyes*
*doesn't care. Starts singing Lean Back by Fat Joe*
*starts siging Hey Mama by Black Eye Peas*
Starts singing A Day of the Life of Andre Benjamen by The Love Below
*starts singing the most annoying song in the world.*
Starts singing Heat by 50 Cent
*Starts singing Michael by Fraz Ferdinand*
*stops singing all together*This is messed up
Sings Roses by the Love Below
*stops too* Why is that.
Sings Many Men by 50 Cent
I hate singing...And Goblet has a horrid voice.
((sorry Goblet))
The true hurts *punchs goblet* see
I am sorry. Who is our next guest?
Uhhh...I don't know.
Lavy?
Yes? Oh are next guest in is Billy Bode.
"Whose Billy Bode?"
Hello Billy. What's your story?
(He played Merry on Lord of the Rings and He play Charile on Lost)
Billy: I'm good.
What a thrilling story<---------Sarcasm
Since you are on lost, I won't kill you. *throws Billly out the window* NEXT!!!
Leon Kennedy
*Thows him out window*
Is that the Leon from RE?
Doesn't matter he's out the window
yep.*summons him back.* And for being my favorite RE charecter you get a cruise to Cancun.
*Leon leaves with his ticket.*That was fast.
WHY DID YOU THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!!
I didn't
He's talking to me
Cause you thow my person out the window.
Cause your person isn't as cool as Leon.
D*** right!
you an RE fan?
What is re
Resident Evil
well are you a fan?
Not really besieds I didn't even see the second one
I'm not talking about the movie.
The game is what we are talking about.
oh never played it
Now we need a guest.
like who
Say a movie! QUICK!
Ladder 49
John Travolta! Come on down!
J: Thank you it's an honer to be here
Lavy: Now how was the training for Ladder 49
J: We only had one ladder and it was fake.
Lavy: How do you have a fake ladder
J: We couldn't afford a real one.
"So thoses where real buliding burning."
J: No. People wore fire costumes and jumped around.
Lavy: This is boring thank you for being here John *John walks out waving * and now for our next guest.s From the blockbuster hits War of the Worlds and Star Wars Episod 6: Revenge of the Sith, Tom Criues and Hayde Christansain.
(who is Hayde?)
(never mind)
Okay, To-
Hayde: Where is Padme'?
G:Shut up, now To-
H: *starts force choking Tom*
Lavy: Leaves and comes back with Obe-1
O: Hayden what are you doing
H: Shut up, you are not my father!
O: But Luke is your son.
L: Hello father
H: Padme. You had an affair. Why? WHHYYYYYY!!!!!?
P: With who??????
H:I don't know. That ain't my son.
P:How do you know you told him he was your son.
H: Padme! You are my daughter. :o
Lavy: WHAT
H: It's true.
P: That's what he told me before and when I asked for a test to prove it he said no
Lavy: Well lucky for you we can do that right now.
*results come back positive*
(that's not fair)
more tests come back negitive.
(not fair!)
results come back negative.
Lavy: Well I guess she's not you daughter.
Luke:Yes
Hayden: NO
Princess Laya: I AM YOUR DAUGHTER YOU JERK!!!!!!
I mean positve!
Lavy: lier!!!
TC: ENOUGH!!!
(who the he** is TC)
(tom cruise)
(lolz I forgot that he was there)
Lavy: Sorry Tom so how was the making of War of the worlds
(by the way have you seen it)
(I have seen it)
T: Aliens man. So many aliens. Then I was like I got a grenade man, I will use it man. And the little girl was like AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lavy: You mean your co-star Dekota Fanning.
T: Yeah man. ALiens come down on lightning man. Machines were buried under our feet man.
Lavy: How did you feel when you thoght your son was died.
(People read this you know)
T:I was like no man. Can't be man. Can't be.
Lavy: Tom tal like a normal man.
T: I was deeply and concordidly shocked.
Lavy; Why is that.
H: what about me
Lavy: you already had you turn
H: *draws lightsaber*
*stands up*
Lavy: You may have the force but I have somthing stronger. *thows him across the room*
H: *starts crying* You're flipping mental. *runs away*
G: Didn't see that coming.
*turns around* Lavy: Goblet don't push me!!!
Never did.
*lifs him into the air*
Oy! I'm sorry. Feel better?
Yes. *puts him down*
Next guest?
*everyone leave*
Why is everyone leaving?
Lavy: so our next gest has room to come in.
(the adence is still here)
Don't like the sound of that.
Lavy: From another blockbuster about 2 years everyone from Lord of the Ring the two towers
The pretty boy Legolas!
Lavy:yes him to and he can kill you in a second
He is a prettyboy.
Lavy: I pretty boy that can kill you.
CONGRATS!!! WE JUST MADE THE TOPIC WITH THE MOSTS POSTS YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
YEEHA!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I recently recieved news that Legolas just shaved his head.
Lavy: Elfs don't cut there hair
I know tae kwon do.
What
Legolas: I am a prettyboy.
*shakes head*Luke,leia.Vader is your father. Padme,Anakin was your husband. Coprende'?
Everybody: Nope.
Legolas: I am a prettyboy.
*bangs her head on a chair.*I give up.
Legolas: I am a prettyboy.
*pushes Legolas out the door.*Next!
Elvis: The daddy's in the house baby.
You ain't my daddy. My daddy is Latino Heat.
(I hate wrestling)
E: I burnin' with love baby.
G: *throws a bat at Elvis's head*
E: *lying on the ground* Burnin'...burnin'.
Anyway
Oh my God. Elvis is Padme's brother and is Hayde's father,
*ron enters*Legolas was a boy?I thought elves were unisex.
I thought he was a girl. Go figure.
What the h*** do you mean when you thought he was unisex? That is a type of fabric!
You guys are so fuc*** mixed up I don't know what to do.
Who is our next guest?
No clue
From the Matrix...
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jada Pinkett-Smith
ok I can live with that one.
And Britany Spears!
What no way I hate Britany Spears
Jada pinkett doesn't play smith.
she's married to will smith though
ya what makes her a smith
Whatever, we will get agent smith instead because he was born on my birthday.
....?She was talking about her relation to will smith.Jada pinket-smith.You know,they take their husbands last name.....but she kept hers and took his,to...
stop with the Matrix
And get on with ARNOLD SHWARTSINAGGER!
...........
?????????????????????
Greetings arnold.
AS: You fur got to ooze the capyzashon on me nam.
G: WHAT!!!?
He said,you forgot to use capitolazation on his name.
Lavy:Why he can write
Um, WU-TANG!!!
AS: What you talkin bout!
Lavy: This is wired
As: You f'got tur caplize s in nam.
G: Do it yourself.
Lavy: Goblet don't be so mean.
What? He is Arnold Shwartsinager. He can do it himself.
AS:Not 'trong no mo'.
Lavy: That's not what I mean.
You are mean?
:'(
Want me to bring back Oprah?
ok *still crying* :'(
*Oprah comes back*
O: DIE LAVY!!!
G:*beats Oprah with a shoe*
:'(
O: *pokes Lavy in the eye*
:'(
G: DIE OPRAH!!! *kills oprah again*
Lavy: Thank you *gives goblet hug*
Now let's bring out...
Um.... Dan Radcliff, Rupert Grant and Emma Watson.
Holy crap! Welcome people!
DR: I can't believe we got on this show. Where's Oprah?
EW: Yeah. Where's Oprah?
RG: I am hungry.
Lavy: Dan what do you mean by I can't belive that we got on this show?
DR: Oprah is not here.
RG: I'm hungry.
RW:*Enters-*IMPOSTER!!!!*points at rupert grint*
RG: *crys and punches ronweazley122's feet*
Lavy: Rupert!!! Ron stop it now!!!!
Ron don't do nothing!
But don't think Ron is here no mo'.
RW:HOW COME HE GETS MONEY!AND A FULL DENTAL PLAN! J.K. ROWLING DOESN'T PAY ME!!!
Lavy: I give up
RW:well.someone gives up easily.
And for our special guest tonight: Elvis! singing Why Can't we Be Friends?
Lisa marie presley:How dare you!my fathers dead,like harry's!
Richard Pryor: I ain't dead yet, !@#$!
lisa marie presley:I don't care.*walks away*
RW:richard who?I'm to young to know who you are.
Here is another guest for no reason: Gene Wilder!
RW:HEY!ITS THAT GUY WHO PLAYED WILLY WONKA!!!
And now, Johnny Depp!
hey...the guy who played michael jackson playing willy wonka.f*g.
Johnny:(to RW) You're really wierd.
RW:I'm weird?I'm not the one who based his pirate on a member of the rolling stones....or accepted a roll in charlie and the chocalate factory and edward scissor hands....Though,finding neverland was good...hmm...
JD: I don't care.
RW:oh,right...you have your own private Island and I live in a burrow.well,I'm embarassed now.*pulls out a copy of star magazine*
JD: Welcome to the carribeans, luv.
RW:isn't this show oprah in chicago?Are you in character...wait,why is the rum gone?!
JD: You tell me! We are all gonna die!
RW:yes,it is in chicago.and you're not british,luv.WHY?!!I'm to young and red headed to die!
JD: Everything you see here is edible. Even I am edible. But that is called cannalbilism and is frowned upon most societies.
(lol,did you see the movie goblet.cause you detail is interesting.)
RW:wait,why are you...well,thats it I'm calling the insane asylum.Then you can join your friends,tom cruise and mariah carey.*pulls out a cell phone*
(I saw the movie four hours before I got HBP ;D)
JD: *picks up cell phone* Hello?
*ron talks into the phone*yes.could you please..wait,sorry,wrong number...*calls the insane asylum*yes...will you send some people out here...yes,yes...a celebrity..thinks he is the character he played...uhuh.johnny depp.okay,thanks,bye.*hangs up*mr.depp.could you wait here for a moment.oprah...-*pulls out a hand puppet that looks like oprah*wants to -er-interview you.
JON HEDER ALERT!!!!
RW:huh?who's jon heder?
JH: Tina! Come get some ham!
Lavy: What the hel*
JH: That's like a doller an hour!
Rw:hold on..let me look you up.*goes to imdb.com-*
RW:oh,he's the guy from napoleon dynamite.Hey,you know whats weird about him..he has a twin brother!
Lavy:Ok next guest.
Elvis had a twin brother. But he died at childbirth. Who's next?
Pretty Boy: Me!!!
Wait. I have an idea. Go away pretty boy! Let's bring out Banastre! The idiot!
Ya let me get him
B: Your all stupid just like me!!!
Don't worry. We are letting you talk to Mike Tyson for thirty minutes. BTW, he hasn't read the HBP prince yet, and we just sharpened his teeth.
lolz
B:Never mind !!!!! *runs away peeing his pants*
Lavy:Well so much for that 'guest' Next
how about we bring out...That lady from the orbit gum commercials!
CL: Breath Fresh with orbit gum let me see your teeth
Lavy: *opens mouth*
CL: Fabulous!
RW:Do you really use orbit gum,or are your teeth just bleached?
CL: These aren't my real teeth. But my real teeth are only a little yellow
RW:what?you mean,those are denchers?or...they've digitally remastered your teeth,like they did to daniel radcliffe's eyes...right...after you answer that,our next guest.
CL:denchers. Bye and have fabulous teeth
Lavy:The tictac commercail lady
RW:Hmph.next thing you know,paris hilton is going to tell me her tan isn't real!speaking of paris hilton,here's our next guest!
Paris:This set is hot.
Tictac lady:What about me*checks breath*
Lavy: Thank you Paris is your tan real
P: No way it's to hot outside to get a real one
RW:hey,hows your fiance,what was his name?
P:Paris.I'm fine.
BP: Why are you talking to Paris
GP:I'm doing this hot interview
RW:Hey,why are you marrying a flat chested bleach blonde named paris...Are you both vain or something?
GP: No because we'er both are very smart people but in public we act stupid.
No, you are just stupid all the same.
Girl Paris: That's hot *puts the rat aka her dog her bag*
I think we need to go to commercial.
L:Good idea
GP: That's hot
BP: Not hot
Announcer: Storytime with Goblet is brought to you by beer!
(lolz)
Cure Card Guy" In...3...2....1
Cure Card Guy: Yay! I can count backwards!
L: Good job *music plays* And welcome back to the show.
I'm your host, Richy Cunningham.
L: *rolls eyes* this is your host goblet....and I'm your hostess Lavy
*Goblet put on a I'm with stupid shirt.*
*Lavy pulls out wand and changes the word to I am stupid*
The arrow was pointing up, anyways.
what?
Huh?
you said the arrow was pointing up, anyways.
Cue card guy: WE"RE LIVE, MORONS!!!
*truns cue card guy into a pig* So what did you mea by that?
CCg: oinky
*makes pig disapper* so what did you mean goblet
Why did you change my shirt?
caues it said I'm with stupid
But the arrow on the shirt was pointing up so it didn't mean you were stupid.
that dosen't make sence...but anyways."
Our next guest is John Travolta from Get Shorty.
we already had him on goblet
I know, we have him on again.
JT: I am glad to be back in this f****** place. Those m***********s outside wanted cash so I f***** them up.
G: I understand they swear allot in Get Shorty.