I decided to write this story when i went to Barnsnnoble
and went to the harry potter section and sitting there is this stupid book laying there and it made me really mad >:( i don't like michael gerber!!!!why doesn't lord v. go after him!!!!muhahahaha*hack* *hack*he made a parody of harry potter...anyway back to what this section is about, the story.....
Harry potter
meets
Barry trotter
and
kicks his butt! 8)
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Chapter 1 the letter from hogwash!!
Harry was Just finishing reading
the mail he had gotten that day from,
Hedwig. He had gotten his usual letters
From Ron, Hermione, and Hogwarts, but
He had gotten an extra after he had finished.
Harry wasn't sure if this letter had been in the rain;
It was not from Ron or Hermione,Or even Hagrid or Sirius, it was however,Addressed to harry. It was from Hogwash School for wizards,but Harry had no idea What or where this was...Harry thought to Himself for a moment, taking in that it might Be one of fred and georges worst jokes...but, he Opened it anyway. He opened it very carefully As to make sure that it was not from fred or,George. when harry opened it he was very surprised...
Post what you think of my story so far :D
O! O! What was in the letter? o.o? CONTINUE!!! ^^
yay i have fans.....gengi do you think you could get more people to read my story??? please :'(
Intriguing.... what is it? What's in the letter? Please hurry with the next bit! :o :D
okay ;D*finishes last minute ediditing*okay here it is!!!
Dear mr.H.Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that we are allowing you
to have an exchanege student:Barry Trotter...
I am however,sorry to tell you that you have no choice in the matter...you must show him around your school,
and its grounds
Good luck!!!
you'll definently
need it!!!,
Alpo Bumplemore
head person of hogwash school for wizards.
Harry thought for a moment, if this was from Fred & George they were really good!!!This man Alpo bumplepore or whatever his name was...sounded as though he was in a rush to get rid of this..."barry trotter" person he heard he heard a movement behind him....harry jumped then felt something tap at him...he muffled his suprised shout,"what the hell??!!
He spun around to see who it was he was relieved to see that it was hedwig.....he heard dudley snort from next door.Harry looked at the clock it was 12:00am...
he was fifteen without realizing it...He had gotten a
firebolt model from ron yesterday,hermione had given him hogwarts,a history(in the letter it said,"Well Harry, what more is there to say???!!"),Siruis had given him an assortment of things from other wizarding countries(he had been traveling the the world with snape ever since he had reavealed hiself to mrs.weasly),and hagrid had given him a cake.Harry turned out the light and wondered who barry trotter was....,but now all he cared about was getting to sleep
what do you think?? ;)
Funiness! Plz continue!
i will i just finished but lost it i'll post again tommorow..
goodnight.. :D
lol okay. ;D
hey ron, please continue......it's really good! ;)
Every body here's the next chapter ;D ;D....hope you like it..... ;)
Chapter two:Ron's Invitation
The next morning, Harry was awakened by the sound of Dudley shouting at his mother,"MORE BACON MORE!!!!"
Aunt petunia replied in a sweet motherly tone,"Yes Dudykins."(Dudley wined and shouted until they let him off the diet.)Harry got up.Uncle Vernon was sitting at the table,reading the morning paper and,snorted into it,
then muttered angrily,"American president coming to Britian.....ridiculous!!..."Aunt Petunia gave Dudley more bacon then shot a nasty look at Harry and said,"You're up....."she sounded rather dissapointed as though Christmas had been cancelled.Harry,sat down and replied in a flat voice,"Yes,I am."Dudley on the other hand,was paying no attention to Harry at all he was much to busy,watching telivision.
After breakfast,Harry went up stairs to find pig Ron's owl.Hedwig was looking very irratible.Harry untied the letter from the hyperactive owl and read:
Dear Harry,
Dumbledore is finally letting you come over.Ask the muggles if you can come,but we'll pick you up at 1:00 wether or not they say yes or not,
Ron
Harry went downstairs to ask Uncle Vernon if he could go.When he reached the bottom of the staircase he aked uncle vernon,"Uh....could I talk to you?" "What about?,"uncle vernon snapped."uh...can I go to the Weasleys for the summer?"Harry replied calmly."The Whosly's?,"uncle vernon sneered."My friend Ron's family...." "NO!!"Uncle Vernon replied at once.Harry was very dissapointed,but thought of something,"Oh well I suppose I better get to finishing my letter..." "what letter?,"Uncle Vernon asked curiosly."My godfather,I was just telling him thankyou for his present,but I think i will tell him I can't go.,"harry repled smiling.Uncle Vernon turned as green as Harry's eyes.,"uh....I think I will let you go." You think?!"Harry replied threatinningly.
Uncle Vernon looked furios but said,"You can go is that better?!!" Harry smiled and said,"Why yes,yes it is."Harry ran back up stairs to his bedroom to write to ron.Pig was zooming around the room happily.Harry grabbed some parchment and a quill.He began to scribble a letter:
Dear Ron,
The muggles say I can go1:00 is okay see you then,
Harry
Harry rolled up the parchment and tied it to pig.Pig zoomed off happily....Harry was very happy.He plopped down on his bed and petted Hedwig.He began to read Hogwarts,a history and awaited for the next day.
Cool story so far, but, jsyk, whenever someone says something new, you start another paragraph. And don't forget the capitols! :)
Ex./
"Uh....could I talk to you?"
"What about?," Uncle Vernon snapped.
"Uh...can I go to the Weasley's for the summer?" Harry replied calmly.
"The Whosly's?," Uncle Vernon sneered.
"My friend Ron's family...."
"NO!!" Uncle Vernon replied at once.
etc. ;)
love the story! u havta put me w/ ron!*lol* seriously....
post more ;)
uh sorry.....i have a plan for the next chapter....
i'm not talking bout the next chapter, i'm talking bout at hogwarts! i'm already in gryffindor! please.... :'(
sorry i was going to give ron a girlfriend i already know her name,but i promise if i write another story i'll hook you and ron up....
really? cool... ;) how come u haven't e-mailed me yet? :-\
i will tommorow after i'm done posting more story.The next chapter will be suprising! ;D :D...lol please everybody read it..... :D
i'll tell every one k! ;)
hey, when r u going to post more?
???
sorry guys i lost my flow(i need to be inspired....)please don't rush me i been really busy....i 'll try to write more tommorow
ok, ok, no rush, but how come u never check ur im's at the top of the page? oh, and i put another three wordy thingy
im?what's that? ???
the instant messeging......it's at the top of the page, it tells u how manny messeges u have!
More story!~More story! hope u like it ;) :)
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Chapter three:Ron's new Girlfriend.
At one o' clock The Dursley's,and Harry awaited the arrival of the weasley family.Dudley was even more scared then last time;not suprisingly.
Two hours had gone by and there was still no sign of the Weasly's.Harry was not worried this time the weasley's were always late.Harry heard a loud clunk on the roof,followed by a loud voice:"Ron, I told you not to try to Drive!!!!"
"You were going to slow....,"ron's voice said timidly.
"I was going a safe speed,Ron!!BELIEVE IT OR NOT,I ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE!!,"Harry recognized it as Percy's.
"Well sorry for living it a little!!,"Ron's voice said,slightly annoyed.
"LIVING IT A LITTLE!!Ron,you stepped on the pedal and tried to push me out!!"
Uncle Vernon turned purple and said,"What the hell do the think there doing up there?!!?"
Harry laughed and said,"Th-they tried to get here by flying car!"Harry privatley wondered where they had gotten another flying car.
love it! please continue! i wish i was ron's new girlfriend... :'( but, please read and post to my story too! it's called Harry Potter and the Signs of the Dark Lord. ;D
hey, love the story, but where's the rest? please post more!
Ron's new girl friend....continued....continued
"WHAT?!?uncle Vernon shouted angrily.Ron and Percy must have heard them.
"Harry??"Ron asked.
"Yes it is,ron....,"Harry said holding back a laugh.
Ron spoke in in a 'I told you so'voice,"See,see I told You ha!I DO know the way to his house!"
"YOU DROVE US ON THE ROOF!!!!"Percy said angrily.
"We're here aren't we?!!!"Ron said in the same voice.
"Harry.....how are we going to get down from here?"Percy said,ignoring Ron.
"Well, I'll get a ladder"Harry said.
"A what?,"Percy said,confused.
"Oh, nevermind...."Harry said not wanting to explain it to percy.Harry went outside fetched a ladder and let them down and said,
"Where did you get the flying car this time?"
"Got it from the forest, and fixed it up, it was happy to leave.,"Ron said proudly.
"And where's your dad?"harry asked curiosly.
"Too busy to come.....and mum was preparing for you...
Fred&George are 'working' odd if you ask me...."percy said explaining.At once Harry new what they were doing they were working on weasleys wizard Wheezes,Harry had given them money at the end of the year.Harry went into the house with Ron and Percy.
i love the story! please continue! i'll tell everyone about yours, AND get them to reply, if u make me ron's girl friend! *batts eye lashes and puts on the puppy dog face*
okay,but can i change your name?just give me a list answer the following questions,please:
1.what color is your hair
2.whats your face like?
3.last name
4.are you tall or short...
5.what color are your eyes?
thats it.......please answer...... :D :)
hair: reddish, blondish Brown
face: my cheaks r al ways a little pink.
last name: :-X
tall or short: i'm sort of medium height
eyes: bright blue
that's it! love ya!
-emily
i'll send u a privete messege, so u know my last name...
Please don't post your last names etc. on the HPF Forum boards. :-X
hey, ron, u gonna write more? :'(
yes,i am it's really hard...i will try tomorow now will you tell everyone......please :Dlove ya
of course i'll tell everyone! :-* will u read my story? i sent u a messege
love ya!
emily ;)
yes ronwezley great story! ya know that makes me mad that they would do that. harry potter is cool. did u read that book barry trotter? was it boring and really stupid? i bet so...*sticks thumb in mouth and pretends to gag*
no,I didn't read it,But it looked aweful.....like i saw it at a book store and it made me mad....err!!!! >:(he claimed to be a fan of harry potter.....errrr!!!thanx
i've never seen that book! it sound weird though! more of the story?
um....k ;D
well, if ur going to post more, then where is it? :-\ *gives hug*
k,here it is*smiles* ;D :D
"THAT'S IT GET OUT!!!!!!!!"Uncle Vernon shouted.
They all ran out with uncle vernon shouting and shaking his fist.Ron grabbed harry's stuff just as uncle vernon threw it out.They ran up the ladder and in the car.They flew off leaving the Dursley's behind.
In the car Percy said with a shocked face,"You know Ron,I reckon your right about those muggles...."
"Well,I tried to tell you...."ron replied.
Harry was quiet for nearly an hour then said,
"are we almost there?"
"Um....I think so.....uh.....yeah...."Ron said.
"Oh there's our house...."Percy said.
They landed with a 'thump'.Percy turned off the engine and they all got out of the ford angler.The burrow hadn't changed much since last time.Mrs.Weasley greeted him with a smile,
"Oh hello harry,dear."
Harry replied,"Hello,Mrs.weasley."
"Ron why don't you show Harry your room,I'm going to tell Mum about Harry's 'family'."Percy said.
"He's already seen my room."Ron said.
"Just go,Ron"Percy said coldly.
"Okay,okay."Ron said giving up.
Harry followed ron to his room.Harry saw that there was a small change in Ron's room.
"Ron whose That?"Harry said pointing at a picture of a girl with light Hazlenut hair blue eye's,who was quite beautiful.Ron blushed and said,
"No one....."
The girl in the photo frowned.
"What do you mean no one?"harry asked.
Ron replied,giving up,
"She's my girl friend..."
Harry replied quite suprised,
"How long?"
Ron turned as pink as the girls lips.
"I met her at Hogsmeade.....When we were fighting."
"Why didn't you tell me?"Harry said with a frown.
"I was too worried about you to tell you...."
Harry was no longer angry and didn't want to make a big deal out of it,
"so....what's her name?"Harry said smiling
"oh...Her name......her name......Emily."
"oh she's.....Quite pretty...isn't she?"said harry trying not to laugh.
"Yes she is..."
Harry hastily changed the subject,"Nice dress robes who bought them for you?"
"Fred and George....said it was a gift."
Harry smiled remembering what he had siad last year to fred and george.
u like? ;)
OMG..OMG..I LOVE IT!!!!! ;D PLEASE MORE! ;D
love ya! :-*
for some reason to me the frount cover of the book looked discusting... bleck.
hey fleur, will u read my fan fic? and did you know that fleur delacour means flower of the heart?
fleur = flower
delacour = from the heart.
ron please post more! i love the story! thanx for puttin me with ron...love ya!
hey em i changed my name. it was really cho chang the death eater or so called harrys girl friend. just so ya know.
oh ok....well then i hope u read my fan fic! ;D
ron....please up date ASAP!!!!!
I can't think of the next chapter.....
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Thinking.....Thinking.....Thinking....
thinking......thinking.....THIS IS 2 HARD!!!!
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well, why don't u start the next chapter as like, when the weeks go by and it's time to go to hogwarts? does that help at all? :-\
a little bit!thanx!
welcome hun!
*laughs*
hope that my suggestion helped! i really want u to keep writing! ur a great writter and i'm not just saying that....
*blushes*thankyou!
*blushes and smiles*
I should have read earlier!
Keep going!
I'll try...
chptr.4:2 letters from hogwarts?!
Hermione had arrived yesterday and had dinner with them.after dinner they went to bed.
The next morning harry was awoken by the sound of pig chirping happily.harry yawned, reached for his glasses and sat up and stretched his arms lazily.He saw that ron had obviosly gotten up for breakfast.He yawned again and went down for breakfast.mrs weasley turned around and smiled.
"Good morning,harry dear"Harry smiled back and replyed,
"good morning,mrs.weasley"harry sat down at the table with ron and fred and george.ron said,
"You got two letters"he handed them to harry smiling.Harry smiled back and said,"thanks"He opened the letter and saw it was the letter from hogwarts and read it.Next,he opened the second letter and read aloud
Dear harry,
I heard about you hosting an exchange student.and the headmaster of the school has informed me,that you may
meet him at the train station,and don't forget to do it.,
dumbledore
"You never told us you were hosting an exchange student,whats his name?"ron said in suprise.harry replied,
"barry trotter"fred and george looked shocked.ron dropped his toast.george said with a suprised face,
"Barry Trotter?!I heard about him!he's been held back for a long time!he's like .....twenty-two!"
Harry was suprised."how did u know that?!"fred said with a odd face,
"he goes to hogwash!thats the second most popular shcool.....but,it's got some problems.harry didn't want to press on the subject so when hermione and ginny came he smiled and said,
"morning!"
absolutly love it!!!!!!!!!! please continue! ;D
Hermione looked at harry,smiled and said,"Morning!"ginny,just blushed.fred and george snickered.Ginny blushed even more deeply,and scurried back upstairs.Mrs.weasley said,sternly,"You really should be nicer to Ginny...."
Fred said innocently,"so we laughed at her this once..."
mrs.weasley said shaking her haed,"once?oh really...well, we need to get our shopping done today....we'll go at 12:00 to diagon alley..."
"Okay,mum.."fred and george said together,with a mouth full of bacon.
"How many times have i told u not to talk with your-"
"mouth full..."george interupted.Harry sat silently eating,and when he finished mrs.weasley chimed in,
"would you like more,harry dear?"
harry said politley,
"no,thanx,I couldn't eat another bite!"
mrs.weasley smiled.
hows that? :-\
wonderful! ;) keep going
COME ON RON KEEP GOING! PLEEEEEEEEEASE! :-[ :'( :-\ :( :-[
I'll get to it,,,,,,
all whom have never read,read....and all whom gave up and stopped reading,catch up....and hmm....that would be...everyone but emily...tell me when you've caught back up,or read it all.....and i will post more........
please sticky this,Em....
there ya go with the sticky...and keep goin u gotta great story!
Very good Ron :D Please continue.
YA!
okay....with this story i've got writers block...but,heres a story i also wrote(some of you have read the first part) It will keep yopu satified and It will give me time to think what to write next!here it is(hermione may skip to the second part!) :
THE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS OF HP
beginning(the changed choice):(on the train in the first book
when malfoy enters)"is it true?"he said."They're saying all down the
train that Harry Potter's in this compartment.So,it's you,is it?"
"Yes,"said harry. He was looking at the other boys. Both of
them were thickset and looked extremly mean. Standing on either side
of the pale boy, they looked like bodyguards.
"Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle,"said the pale boy
carelessly,noticing where Harry was looking. "And my name's Malfoy,
Draco Malfoy."
Ron gave a slight cough, which might have been hiding a
snicker.Draco malfoy looked at him.
"Think my name's funny,do you? No need to ask who you are.My
>father told me that all the Weasleys have red hair,freckles,and more
children then they can afford."
He turned back to Harry. "You'll soon find out some wizarding
families are better then others,Potter.You don't want to make
friends with the wrong sort.I can help you there."
He held out his hand to shake Harry's.
Harry thought for a moment. Maybe he was right. He was
starting to like that guy Ron, and he thought they would be good
friends, But Malfoy had a point...... He was unpopular at the school
he had originally gone to,because he didn't like dudley.should he
make friends with the bully and become popular?he had a second left
and malfoy was beginning to get annoyed.
Harry shook his hand. Ron mouthed wordlessly at both of
them. Harry followed malfoy out of the compartment.(end of first chapter of story story)
SECOND CHAPTER:
Harry followed Malfoy to the compartment he had been in
before.A few minutes later behind him,a girl walked into the
compartment where his ex-friend,ron was.They were soon in the
compartment with malfoy.He looked around.There was an eagle owl in a
cage. Harry put his things down.He sat,still glancing at the
compartment.malfoy surveyed Harry with pleasure."like my compartment
do you,potter?"
Harry looked and malfoy,frowning."Don't call me
Potter,Draco."malfoy blinked and returned the frown.
"on first name terms,now are we?"harry didn't say anything."thats
what i thought.Theres a good man,Potter."he sneered."so,what house
do you reckon you'll be in?I know for sure i'm in slytherin."
harry thought for a moment."I dunno....which ones the best?"
malfoy stared at harry."of course its slytherin!"he went on
and on about how all the best wizard were in slytherin house,and
that his father had bee in there to.when malfoy was finished,the
train was slowing down at last.'jeez'harry thought.'this guy sure is
full of himself.'
good! love it, LMAO Hogwash!
lol thanx
wait did you read it all?
BUMP!
Please continue :)
didjya read my other story that i wrote on ethe last page kiara?
Wait .... I'l check .... Oh, and did you read mine???? lol please continue
oh, and that was a yes, I did read. :) :) ;) :)
which one lol i'll try....eventually...
Kiara's Time -- lol -- The actual name for the story us Shadow of the Dark Lord.
oh...i will read...
Hello, Hello, anything else fer me ta read? lol Just joking with ya. Wouldn't want you ta feel preasured or anything. lol ;D
BUMP!!
at last!I have inspiration!ha...actually i found a piece of paper with a already written chapter on it...LOL okay,here it is...*drum roll*
The moment you've all been waiting for.....*drum roll continues*the...should i keep drawing tension up?LOL
*drum roll slows down and begings to stop*[size=30]THE NEXT CHAPTER!!![/size]
okay one more.MEETING EMILY
Later that day,They were all getting ready to go to diagon alley.Hermione scrurried around hurriedly,looking for her list.As they gathered around the fire place,harry muttered distractredly,"say it more clearly..."Mrs.weasley counted all of them,took some flew powder,and threw it in the fire,which immediatly turned green.Hermione who had never traveled by flew powder looked at the fire opened mouthed and said,
"OOOOO.....I've read about this,but I've never actually done it before,though...."Mrs.Weasley smiled,looked at her enthuasiasticly and said,
"Would you like to go first dear?" hermione,shuffled on the spot nervously,and spoke shakily,
"m-me?why can't I go last?"Mrs.weasley looked dissapointed and said in a similar voice,
"okay dear."
Good beginning, but you should write more
Umm....its not the begginning,might wanna look back more....the reast of my story is all back.
I mean for chapter
OIC,sorry for the misunderstanding.
cointinue?
that is a crude name for your title.
*scowls*I was younger when I made this.I'm sorry if it doesn't meet your standards! :P The title is only a title,as in other books,in this story,you can't judge a book by its cover...AND...If you haven't even read...,MY story,THEN DON'T complain about the title.thankyou and goodnight,dear critic.And if you have read it.I can't change the title.Believe me when i say,The story is much better then the title.
and i haven't seen you complaining about other ppl's titles...
Tsk tsk tsk.. Lavender. That was not Nice. Please refrain from making comments that may offend others. Thank you.
thanks,kiara.*sighs*
I know, I know... and, you are welcome :)
that was rude!
HI
hi
Look, Im really sorry about that comment. I really am. I was in a bad mood that day. sorry. :'( If there is anything I can do to make it up to you I would. P. S .I just read your story and it rocks!!! You da bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you forgive me????? I wont be affended if you wont.
OK WHO WANTS 4GIVENESS FROM WHO!
I, Lavender Potter, seek forgiveness for being rude to ron weasley. :-\ :-\ :'( :'(
I'M SURE HE'LL 4GIVE YOU
I hope so. Wait,he did! I forgot,oops. Ive had a long week. :-\ Ron is soooooo nice. Do you agree?
in the books ya hes cool but here i have not a clue who he is
then why say anything?
(Yes Lavender, Ron is a sweety. I can never seem to stay mad at him.)
Ya, really hard.
oooo....My story is so...Popular!I wrote this a loooong time ago...I'll try to finish it.
Yes Ron, you MUST finish it! Again, We missed you!
LOL, Ron, ya..It IS after all stickied and I think all tat are stickied had best get finished. lol :-*
hey ron both ur stories in here are great but keep going with them or just one....
I don't know if I'll continue with this one,lol..I can't push myself to keep going,though,I'm still working on the poa movie parody,and I'm also thinking of writing a Rons pov story...