Made you look.
evil! You better run!
*runs away, holding a can of oil that has a hole on the bottom of it*
*appears in front of him with an evil grin* Going somewhere?
uh, here. Hold this can and spin it around so, um, the magical fairy substance will go everywhere around you in a circle.
*takes the can of oil and throws it* nice try! *hand are covered in oil, wipes hands all over evil persons face*
(And I'm not talking about me being th evil person either! :P)
*dives into ocean and swims away as fast as he can*
*decides to go on a lil fishing trip and he ends up caught in her net, hahaha, you can't go anywhere!*
I knew it was a good idea to take a rusty steak knife! *takes out a rusty steak knife and cuts the net, then dives underwater while taking air canteen to be able to breathe underwater*
*uses fishing rod and he gets caught by the hook, locks him up in a cage, mwhahahahaha*
So what are you gonna do now that I am locked up in a cage, armed with only my trusty, somewhat rusty steak knife?
hmm, haven't figured that out yet ladedadedadedadeda *takes rusty knife and the blade snaps, oops*
Hey, look at your hand.
The one covered in blood, or the one that is choking you?
heh, heh. Both of them.
*idea crosses her brain* I know, I'll make you starve to death, mwhahahaha *yawn, but this is getting boring, and that could take a while, hmm, needs to come up with a better plan*
Go ahead, look at either one. I don't care.
*looks at bloody hand and faints, smacks head off cage*
Heh, heh. Made you look. *takes key off em and opens the cage, then fixes his rusty steak knife, then hides on boat, thinking that em won't expect to find him there.
*wakes up, am i dead yet?*
*is hiding under the floorboards on the boat* Yes, you are still alive em. *realizes what he just did* Oh,crap.
*finds him and pins him up against the wall of the boat, sees bloody hand again and starts falling*
This time, I am hiding in the ocean.*takes air canteen and a heavy stone, then jumps in the water*
*falls overboard when he just happens to be running out of air and saves him from drowning, throws him on boat and climbs up spitting water out, ICK*
Thanks.*takes a air tank that lasts 24 hours, then jumps in the water again with a heavy stone*
umm yea welcome *has no clue what is going on and falls alseep in wet clothes*
*meets some merpeople* Hi merpeople. You see that boat up high? Sink it. *merpeople sink the boat, and the boat is sinking slowly*
*coughs and wakes up, ahh somebody save me please!*
Sigh. Hey merpeople. Go to the girl on the boat and save-no, don't save her. Remind her that SHE KNOWS HOW TO SWIM! *the merpeople reminds her*
*thanks merepeople for the reminder, swims around looking forland but sees nothing but water* oh no
*makes a float out of seawead and sends it up*
*falls asleep on seaweed and then rolls off into the water but doesn't wake up*
(since when does this become a really stupid RP?)
Sigh. Hey, merpeople. Duct tape that girl to that sea weed float. *the merpeople do that*
GOBLET!!! That wasn't funny. Gave me a nice little surprise.
(In real life, Rolling on Floor laughing)
*wakes up duck taped to seaweed and screams, AHHG, water in mouth, cough cough*
Hahaha!!! You wouldn't think that Rowling would leak a spoiler like that, would you 0612?
(Onto the RP)
Hey merpeople, hurl that girl onto the galopogus islands. *the merpeople do that*
Thanks! *goes back to sleep*
Wait a minute. Why am I helping her? She wants to hurt me! I think I will go to Japan or something where she can't find me. *goes to Japan*
*trys to read his mind, but gets a misinterpretation and goes to the moon*
*looks through a telescope and finds em went to the moon* Mwa ha ha ha!
*floating around space, losing air, weeeeeee_ _ _ *
Great, now I have to save her. *sends a rocket toward her, em gets caught on the rocket, and the rocket crashes on planet x, which has air.
gaah where am I!!! *panic*
*Writes em a letter*
Dear em,
You are on planet X. I am guessing it has air. So, hopefully you will be alive. There should be a race of aliens there. I don't know whether they will be friendly or hosile. So I sent you a rusty steak knife (not mine, another one.)
from,
that evil guy you think is evil
*recieves letter and reads then replys*
you couldn't have sent me to earth! no wonder I think you are evil!
*recieves letter*
Dear em,
Oh man, I never thought of taking you back to earth. Oh well, I hope you like foriegn food.
by
that guy
umm, why should I like foreign food?
BECAUSE YOU ARE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET!!!
gaaaaah! I wouldn't even eat chinese food on earth!! AHH *crying* I wanna go back to earth!
Dear em,
I notified an alien to come speak with you. Keep your fingers crossed that he or she will not come with an angry mob holding torches and pitchforks.
Your buddy,
that guy.
Ps If you are fighting aliens, aim for the head if you can find it.
*hears a strange noise and turns to see a mob of strange looking creatures (ALIENS!) after reading the letter from the evil person, and they were holding what looked like _ _ _ _ she never got to find out becasue they sent her back to earth, where that evil person just happened to be*
Hi em!
hello, evil person *slight grin, but evil as well*
I got a rusty steak knife. What are you going to do? It is unbreakable.
*pulls out the same rusty steak knife, that he sent her* Not sure, what are you going to do?
One bad act...*breaks off the blade off of her rusty steak knife* deserves another. Heh heh. I think you should be more worried about yourself.
*uneasy shrug, heh, what's the worst that could happen?*
Great, I can't hurt you graphically because the admin will ban me. But I can hurt you comically. *gets a bat and bangs em on the head with a funny sound effect*
*wonders what he could possibly come up with, graphically* hmmm *doesn't feel a thing and just laughs at the sound, hahahahahaha*
Hey if I stabbed you with the knife, that would be my idea of graphic. And the admin would probably be mad at me. *pokes em in both of the eyes Three Stooges style*
*twists both of his wrist complete oposite of how the should be and glares at him*
*starts singing We Can't We Be Friends*
*song brings back memories, and sings along with him Why Can't, comes back to senses, good question!*
*continues singing*
:-* run away now!
Okay! *starts running away*
*flies back to USA to her home and take a deep breath of relief, yaaa, he is gone*
*continues to run away until he is in the USA and runs into em* Hi!
*screams* How did you find out where I lived!
I didn't. You just told me to run away and I guess we just met up here.
*slams door and locks it, slides down to floor and takes deep breath*
Why are you running away?
Good question, I'm suposed to be killing you! DUH! Must have hit my head harder than I thought!
Why would you kill me?
for tricking me and sending me to planet X
I guess I deserve it. *bends down getting ready for death*
*smacks him upside the head* **** u anyway! Mr. Evil!
*dead*
*pulls him up to her height shaking him, you aren't dead!*
Oh darn. What are you gonna do now?
i'll prolly sit here and pout, and watch u entertain me boring life
Howa bout I do this? *starts doing a ho down*
ha ha ha *does the electic slide*
My eyes! Stop it!
*enjoying herself dancing* lalalalalalalala
GGGGaaaaaaa!!! Wait a minute, i will counter! *starts doing the macarana*
la la ladedadeda la la *back flip, lands on back, ow that might leave a mark*
Announcer: That guy...WINS!!! Danceality.
*slaps him, dude snap out of it, I live in the middle of nowhere, nobody else is here but you and me!*
ouch *dies at the impact of the slap*
your not dead, a whim like me can't hurt a fly *dumps water on him*
*dead*
fine *has a party, dance dance dance*
*the police show up and arrest em*
*drops cinder block on her head and is dead* yaaa
Hi em. We are in the after life now. Is this heaven or hell?
ahh I'm dead *passes out*
You can't pass out, we are in the afterlife!
*breaks down in tears* NOOO! I was too young to die
Relax. Where are we? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
*is still lieing on ground crying*
Man up! Man up! Man up!
yea ok I'm done crying, time to celebrate death! *dancees*
WHERE ARE WE!?
not sure, who cares?
We both do.
and we care about where we are why?
It is the difference of everlasting pain or everlasting pleasure.
*is now confused* oh you are a party pooper, just dance, have fun enjoy l _ death!
I guess this is hell then.
Probably, seeing that I was a murderer and all . . .
Let's go beat up Satin!
But I am satin!
Cool! But if you are satin, it was kinda weird that you were complaining at the beginning of the this topic that I was evil. You are more evil than I am! You are Satin!
Mwahahahahahaha! Good point! Well maybe becasue I like me being evil to people and people not being evil to me!
So you won't like it if I did this? *beats Satin to a pulp*
Mind if i help Goblet?
Not at all. *Josh and Goblet both beat Satin to a pulp*
Takes a sludge hammer and beats Satin to a pulp.
It's the afterlife so you can't die! *does a 1080 indian sunburn* What did you die of Josh?
The nuke from your signature. ;D
It was Ripley's fault. She wanted to nuke the entire alien site from orbit. You must be Hudson.
"Maybe maybe not."Shifty eyes.
Satin's behind you.
BOO! MWHAHAHAHA *josh is forced into the air 10 feet high and lands on his back*
Oh yeah? I know illegal chinese martial arts. CHA!!! *Hits Satin in the neck and breaks everybone in the body*
*Gets up.*Its on!*Kicks Satin in the head and stomach forcing her to fall on the ground.*
Uh-oh. Satin's got demons for back up. *takes out a Soul Cube and (this part has been deleted because of strong, brief, gory violence)* Well Satin. Looks like the ol' captain of the team, still has what it takes!
Josh calls for a short time out do to the blood Goblet splatted on Joshs face. ;D
*gets up with no problem* That's thre great part about afterlife, no pain, and the great part about being satin *Josh and Goblet go flying into a pool of blooed as she raises her arms in the air*
Is that you cant die!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA Yep
Pulls a gun from out of his pocket and starts shooting.
*jumps in front of the shooting gun* mwhahahahahahahahaha
Hits her in the head with the handle of the gun
*gun puts a hole in her skull* mwhahahaha
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you look rediculous
well i'm satin, did you expect snow white?!
lol. you guys have wired conversations :)
cos we are weird ppl!
I know and I like that in my friends cause that's how I am
I am the wierdest person there is if I drink stuff that has caffiene in it.
onto rp
Look at yourself Satin. You are covered in bulletholes. Why aren't you fainting like when you saw your bloody hand?
Yeah what he said
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on June 18, 2005, 09:17:30 AM
You can't pass out, we are in the afterlife!
that's why! oh and the part where I am satin, imagin, satin passing out at the site of blood!
I said you can't DIE in he afterlife! Besides, you passed out in real life! Oh well. *Takes Josh and throws him headfirst against Satin in the stomach.*
*satin falls backwards into the pool of blood along with josh* gerrof me!
Pulls out a knife and keeps stabbing satin repeatedly.
I wonder who is in hell. Michael Jackson, no surprise. Jerry Lee Lewis, no surprise either. Wait a minute, why are you in hell Josh? I know how you died but why not heaven?
Because I put him here, Why? because I felt like *evil laugh* No not really, I just get the ones heaven doesn't like, so Josh what'd ya do?
Yeah! Tell us or go to hell!!!
I stap satin in the head shoot satin in the head and run!
Ah. *beats Satin up so bad, the only person that would think Satin would look good is if thier favorite artist is Piccasso*
Ohhhh burned!Speaking of which.*Sets Satin on fire.*
*thros them off of her and dives into the pool of blood* There, much better! Wait wait, no* *all around the pool burst into flames*
Your so stupid!
OH MY GOD BLOOD IS GASOLINE!!! Oh well. At least it wlll save me some money since gasoline costs $2 now.
Yes we can donate our blood to Speedway!*Puts more gasoline in pool.*
Stupid, me, really, you finally figured this out, how long have you been a memer now?!
Since May 10 so about a month. *pours oil in the pool
i became a member on March 29*Sprays hairspray in pool.*
Is the water good enough em?
*has been tuning them out and has no clue what's going on*
*Pulls an ear of Satin and yells in it.*Anyone in there?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
Let's take a trip though Satin's brain Josh!
*heads starts spinning*What do you want?
Im there.*He shrinks and climbs into Satins head.*Its empty-ty-ty.(Thats the echo.)
*swats at what she thinks is a fly, since when are there flies in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
wait are you swatting at me?
Let's make a hammock! *makes a hammock and goes to sleep*
Are you sleeping in my brain?
*sleeps*
*slamming head on cment wall*
There is no cement in hell! *but wakes up anyway*
Get out of mt emty brain!
(in the background) *facepalm*
Pokes her eye out.
*gets out of Satins head and starts singing Why Can't We Be Friends*
you guys are vilolent :-\
No, just wierd.
ok I can live with that.
or CAN you?
Yeah she can.
But how is she living and talking to us, we are in the afterlife. . .
Uhh shes dead too.
We're all dead! ;D One big happy family.
how do you know I'm dead I could be alive. You could be talking to me from the dead
because satin is just smart like that, satin can tell the living from the dead. . .
We all haven't seen Ghost (movie) so you are dead, all right? Because I doubt you are Whoppee Goldberg, Lavy. (she was in Ghost)
I know I've seen it. But still...........
your dead get over it *puches her in the pool of blood* MWHAHAHA
I am not dead I am as alive as you guys.
I am satin, I am not alive! I am dead as dead can be!
no your not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THE BULLET HOLES THROUGH MY SKULL I AM NOT ALIVE!
YES YOU ARE!!!!! *grabs her and slapps her*
*grabs her shoulder and shakes her* YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!
NO YOUR NOT SNAP OUT OF IT!
*sings Why Can't We Be Friends*
*Together*
Shut up
Goblet explain to her that we are all dead! Please
Why can't we just smile and be happy? *continues singing why can't we be friends*
so you a smash mouth fan?
I like them but what does that have to do with anything?
That's who sings why can't we be friends. . .
dead people and alive people aren't usally freinds
We are in hell. You have to be dead i am afaid, unless you didn't die and you just ended up here because of a teleporter mis hap. Teleporters if gone wrong, are portals to hell.
I am tepleported myself here
What you do that for!
She didn't do it on purpose. Lavy is luckey that she hasn't gone horribly insane and starts gnawing her fingers off.
I wanted to tell you guys that you can go back to hogwarts.
Sorry. You have to defeat Satin.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Round 1. FIGHT!
*yawn, this won't last long*
I don't want to hurt you.
Then you will stay in hell. Which isn't so bad after a while.
It acually quite fun!
Yep. Join us.
no way!
awwe why not!
you run hell
Well, there is no place else you can go unless you defeat Satin.
yeppers
leave me alone
She can't leave you alone. She's Satin.
yeppers
you leave me alone too I'm leaving
I told you. You can't leave unless you beat Satin.
so em is satin
That's what she told me.
yeppers i am i am
thats wired goblet acts more like satin
Not really.
I'm just crazy.
noppers, me
sooo I'm going to have to kick em a** to get out off here. and you guys wont stop me
Exactly we are gonna help you what do you think weve been doing this whole thread?
That's right. Me, Lavy and Josh. Round 1. Fight!
Kicks satin in the neck.
kicks satin in the knee
*yawn* can't feel a thing
*Raskalnikolvesphilibusterdeoxymonohydroxineates her in the face*
you will.*Tears stain in half and rips of her head.*Kool!
How the hell are we suppose to kick you a** if you cant feel it!
what am i supposed to do when i am in pieces
fine kicks em's legs in half
hope u satisfied lavy
yes now can I leave
bye bye
STAY HERE PLEASE!!!
give me one good reason
The real life is no better than hell.
It's grest her give me one reason why not to stay!
give me one good reason that I should go besides the fact that I want to go
You got friends here? Violent ones at least?
but that means you could even kill me
Okay. I promise never to hurt you.
ok I'll stay...just a little wile
i promise i can't hurt you
Let's go beat up somebody!
oky doke
Mr. Smokey!
hokey poky!
NEVER!!!
wait if I'm here you can't beat anyone up.......................unless I come.
we just can't beat you up
Yes.
Yes?
Uh, yeah. We can't beat you up.
exactly you are the only safe one here, well you are safe from us, but we can't stop some of the others from hurting you. . . . . .
That's right.
yeppers so who to beat up. . .
hummm
How about Satin's demons?
ok
fine with me
Summon them Satin.
yep
*deamons swarm around them*
who first how about that guy over there?
*stays where she is but chokes the one goblet was talking to by hold her arm out in front of her mwahahahaha*
*launches a straight punch toward Satin's face and he goes flying*
*forces goblet into a gang of deamons*
*forces satin into a gang of demons*
I can take them. CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out all of the demons withen a 20 feet diameter*
hahaha, they are my deamons, they won't do anything to harm me! MWAHAHAHA
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on June 23, 2005, 12:51:54 AM
I can take them. CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out all of the demons withen a 20 feet diameter*
thats cause your dead!!!!
of course! We can do whatever we want!
*taks out 15 demons with one kick
You are right Lavy. We can do anything we want, so how about this?PPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ::)
LOL OK
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :PYAY
ok lets
I will get the punch! *its not punch* :-X
then what is it *but has a good idea what it is*
We aren't vampires goblet!!!!!!
So your just dead
It was just a joke. :) I will get the Hawaien punch for real this time.
All the same I wont be joining you
lolz I will!
well we all know that you will be YOUR FREAKIN' SATIN
Why won't you be joining Lavy?
yeah why not lavy?
Cause I'm going to go and see waht the rest of hell looks like
oh have fun
Not much to see. It's just one god forsaken place after another.
not even i have seen all of hell
How have you not seen all of hell your satin
Who care's about the rest of hell?
really?
well since I'm going to stay for a little wile I want to make sure that if one of satins demons comes after me I can kick it's a**
I can do it for you.
your sweet but that's ok I should know thier weakness for myself
my deamons aren't allowed out of hell, no worries
well I'm in hell
NO!! I want to kill the demons. The demons give me great exercise and it's fun.
really fun ok I wontgo look around hell I'll stay here
oky doke
what ever
err ok then
It's really hot here
yeppers that is hell for ya
I know but I am use to the Rocky Mountains
ok...cool
no I don't live in the mountains I live in the vally
No talking! Partay!!!
no talking?
I mean as in stop this useless conversation and let's partay!
if its so usless why are you still talking
Party!!! I will get the cake.
ok
Now I will rap!!!
"Ok." Lavy said cutting the cake.
I met you in a club in atlanta geogiasaid me and my homeboy were coming out with an album you looked ay me like yeah right you gave me your number anyway you were onmthe talbum powder house on its ernches move away from to school with big plans by day study the history of music by night just to pay for that stuff you work to get in you things was missions impossiple and on the same age our not suppose on the same page you in the same book of life that i page you in i thought you were getting offa work and on your way to school you started hanging like ernie and burke in my idol heAD i am thinking cool the events would follow up to be heaven or hell the angelic nastiness you possessed masde your best effort hard to tell you drop me off at the dungeon never came in but i knew what youwere wonderin and all these people all up to somethin selling stuff sack by sack so they can function well well well yes and no yes we were sellin it but no it wouldn't blow cook it in the basement and move it out of show and grap the microphone and everybody yell no meanwhile the video starts playin college video in the bandpacked full of people with a gun in thier hand and one in they ear you know what I am sayin then got a phane and got a roam roam it took me a minute to retrieve 7 digits but i promise i would call you when i got home but when i got home i never did by the time i did heard you a kid by some guy in dicator that replied see you later when he got the good news that is life now i am 19 with a cadilac and a gold tac got a plaque but i am living with my pop pop so i got a glock and some low jack you are kinda fast like that guy in class who used to draw and never said much because half of what he saw now you are so far from thatplace you wanna be that words only screwed it up more follow mewe hit the road like jack laughed and cried hit the roadwith some yack girls used to say yall talk funny yall from the islands god laughin they just keep smiling no i am from atlanta baby he from savannah maybe we should hook up and go away baby the bus leaves in thirty minutes she is playing tennis disturbing the tennis SIGH i am tired now Outkast is great
*claps*
THank you. Okay, now we need fire works,
why?
For the party.
where in hell we don't need fire works
All right. What now?
ummm let tour hell
All right! Who is here? Mike Tyson? ???
MJ
*turns music full blast, what was that I can't hear you?*
MJ
*gives MJ a punch in the stomach*
*His/her (IT'S) face crmbles in pieces*
goblet you should stay away from him
But what is better than beating up MJ?
*turns MJ's neck 720 degrees* Okay. I am done.
ok lets keep touring wow is that Scott Peterson
who? ???
never mind well he was convicted of killing his pregnet wife any way lets keep going
Woah. Why is Elizabeth Smart here?
OH I REMEMBER HIM!!! DUH
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on June 23, 2005, 05:37:14 AM
Woah. Why is Elizabeth Smart here?
cause she wasn't really kidnapped
(I don't really think that)
lolz, bad lavy
oww, don't hit me
Hey. It's the guys that made South Park.
It's the guys from the Godfather
Superman? How come he is here?
Umm.....one of my friends teleported him here by mistake.
*punches Supeman* What? It won't hurt him.
this is how you do it * lifts him up and drops him in a acid pool*
HURRY AND GET HIM IN A TOWEL!!!!!!!!! HE HAS CLOTHES ON AND IT WILL BURN RIGHT OFF!!!!!
here you go *thorws goblet a towel*
You saved all our lives....or eyes at least.
lol
Your welcome
Who else is here? Hey, it's Jerry Lee Lewis again.
Suddenly a demon poped up and grabed Lavy.
*gets a .45 colt rifle and shoots the demon staight in the head*
* it doesn't do anything*
Then I will kill it with a your moma so fat joke. Demon, your moma so fat that she filled up the bathtub, then turned on the water.
lol thats wrong
Demon dead?
Your moma so fat she sits around the house
dead yet?
no Its laughting and still trying to kill me *Lavy and demon disapper*
What the- where did they go?
OVER HERE *on top of a huge cliff over boiling lava*
Hmm. *flys over to the demon, takes its head off, throws the head over the cliff, then gets a bow and arrow, then shoots the head as it is falling down the cliff, and the head falls in the lava*
lol *claps*
*more demons pop up out of nowhere and grab goblet, take all his power and is wepons*
Oh d!@#. ONE GOOD ACT DESERVES ANOTHER LAVY!
"Oh, now you want my help!"
(Note to goblet: I keep doing these thing cause I want to see what you'll do next)
I HELPED YOU DA!# IT!! *takes a sharp rock and hits the demon thats grabbing him. Then takes Lavy and throws her to the demons* What about that huh?
I WAS ASKING YOU A SIMPLE Q AND A YOU COULD HAVE JUST DONE THE A PART *grabs the leg a the demon holing her and trips him jumps out of the huge group and demons and pushes goblet in*
*slices the deamons neck off that is holding Goblet and then sends the deamons away, slaps oblet upside the head, you idiot!*
That's it. Since I can't die, I am going to the bottom of a lava lake to be alone for a while.
*Lavy gigles*
Come on in Lavy!!! The "water" is great!!!
remember I'm not dead
Oh, yeah. I guess I "forgot."
sits on the edge of the lave
Can I shake your hand?
not unless you get all the lava off first
Okay you got me.Let's see how long I can hold my breath.*plunges under*
1...2...3...4...5...6...
*still under*
.....17...18...19...20...21...22...23...
*still under*
...41...42...43...44...45...46...47...
*still under*
::) silliness
...54...55...56...57...58...59...60...*holds one finger up*...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
*still under*
*7 minutes later* ...27...28...29...30...31...32...33...34...
*still under*
..shooting him would have been easier....
^.^ lol
lolz
*20 minutes later*(to goblet) this is boring *still under* I know waht to do *demons pop up out of nowhere
*still under*
*Lavy gets taken away*
*Goblet makes a finger puppet and puts it out on the surface* Puppet: Still countin'?
*no answer*
*takes out lungs and leaves them in the lava, then goes out to the surface* Oh, so you want my help now!
*kills demon* Are you still counting? I left my lungs in the lava.
Thank you. And yes I am still counting. Your at 26 minuted
Let's trace drawings!
Why?
Any other suggestions?
no but get your lugs out of the lava
Why?
Cause it's wired
I will just get somebody elses lungs.
no go get them
Fine. *gets lungs* How long did I last?
Um 36 minutes 17 seconds.
COOL! Let's smuggle caffiene.
why?
Cause everybody luvs it? And spells love like luv? if they are practically high on caffiene?
ok
*smuggles caffiene with Lavy* That was fun. What now?
*Pulls out the caffiene* Ya here you go *gives goblet the caffiene*
(do I drink it or eat it?)
I don't know and I don't really care
*Does it anyway and shoots out of hell*
*keeps walking*
Where is people?
(what are you saying)
I don't know.
lolz do you know how hard it is to stay mad at you
Let's start over. Hi I am Goblet.
My names Lavy.
Let's go somewhere.
ok where to
The matrix?
fine.
Do you know the address?
yes but I don't want to tell you.
fine.
so now what should we do
Let's carry on this useless conversation.
trust me if I'm in it it's not useless
Fine. I wonder if dolphin can be put into sushi.
how dare you say that *smacks him*
I am not suggesting! Just wondering!
:'(
:-* ?
:D I got it to
yay!
lolz :-*
Yep.
lolz :-*
Uh huh. :-*
anyways
What now?
I don't know
Ladedada
*starts dancing*
*falls asleep*
*keeps dancing 20 minutes later stops*
Why did you just stop dancing?
I don't know Wait I thought you where sleeping.
*falls asleep*
starts dancing
zzz............zombie jesus?...........I didn't make none...........no the women are all up ons...........mushy chamberpot........where have you been?
What?
................zzz..................ed wood, make me a sausage.............................cds come to me and take over ......................................make me some hummas
?
watch out human.....zzz......
stops dancing
kangaroo
what
it comes in the lightness and dark.
ok
What were we talking about?
i don't know
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
I don't speak spanish lolz
Mouve' tu?
Do you speak french
Houn de eate su'.
wee or non
Wee. Vive' la revolution! Vive' la revolution!
Je sius a fille.
You don't know what you are saying, don't you?
I said I am a girl
So you do know what you are talking about. By the way, it is actually Je suis a file.
fille is spelled with two l's not one
It is spelled with only one! Hier soir, je suis allé voir le vaux!
NO IT'S NOT!!! I suis.......
Who knows french here? Me.
what are u guys talkin about im confused
Well, I kinda forgot. If you are wondering how this has nothing to do with the topic, I get off topic whole lot...forgot....lot.
I too french for a year, I was in france for 2 years and my grandpa is from france. So me
I never took french. I lied about being able to speak it. But I can speak this though!袭云轩中国博客网| 博客托管商| 网络.
Wow you fooled me.
袭云轩!!!
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
That's right! I can speak um, Korean?
Ya and I'm the queen of England.
Oh my God. No way.
Yes goblet I'm the queen of England your speaking with the queen of England
Here is what I think about the queen of england. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail22.html Be sure to click on press conference on the newspaper at the end of the email.
lolz that was brillent fine I'm not the queen of england I'm the princees a england.
Well, I am Wilt Chamberlin's son.
Really wow
TAHTS RHGIT!!
Fun!
"Boredum!"
"That's one way to put it I hate getting up in the morning and going to the press and crap like that.
Uh huh.
Do you have that
All the time.
When you go outside?
Ronderon, you crack me up. Crack-me-up! That is why you are my d_o_g_e.
what?
Want to hang out at the club? It's ladies night!
ok. Lets go.
Aren't you a lady?
Yes so lets go
Fine.
Which one
Bubba's?
???????????????????????????????????????????????
I don't know stuff either.
yep
YOU CRAACK ME UP!!!! CWACK ME UP!!!
Why is that
Oh yeah. That is true.
Did you hear about London this morning.
What happened?
Someone bombed the tube(subway) and a bus.
Seriously? :o >:(
Don't you see the news.
Well yes. But I live in Texas.
And I live in Coloardo
Well, I am not watching the news as much as I used to because I am trying to enjoy my summer. Is that an excuse?
Not really but ok, now you know.
Yay!
you should see the news every so often.
I do
But you didn't know about London.
I don't watch the news everyday.
why
I don't know. I usually just play basketball instead.
::)
I saw that!
saw what :-\
Say this! *pokes Lavy in the shoulder*
:'(
Stop doing that you are making me sad! :'(
ok :-*
Yay! The funny face! :-*
I think it's cute not funny well then waht is this face ::)
I know. Just a terrible joke I do.
that doesn't make cents lolz
Aristcove, aristacats, distinguished thoughts, clean up your act.
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents,
please, act like you got some sense.
The villain wore a dirty shirt or always wash your longjohns 'cause they make a lotta cents. It's a play
(says it like lil'jon) WHAT!!!!?
It's a play and that's the title
Um, cool.
Ya cool 8)
What now?
Have you ever heard of Bus Stop. It's also a play
No. Have you heard of The Producers?
Yes. Have you ever heard of The Lion King
Course! Have you ever hear of um, your turn.
Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
Haven't heard o that.
um Gabrals Daughter
Nor that. Have you heard of the Ohio Players?
no. um Charley's Aunt. That is how you spell charley in this play
Um, the Ohio Players are a band in the 70's.
I didn't know that. Have you ever heard of Pink Floyd
They sound familiar.
um Korn
I have heard of them. Limp Bizkit?
Helz ya who hasn't 3 Doors Down
Haven't heard of them. What about Bare Naked Ladies? (i may have already told you this but they are a band)
I know. I've heard of them ya
What about Kanye?
West?
Yep.
ya I love Jesue Walks that's like my favorite songof his.
I like college dropout. How about Michael Jackson?
Holy Crap how has anyone not heard of him
I am listening to one of his songs now.
post plastic surgery or pre-plastic surgery?
Pre. I am sending the kid that got molested mace and a tazer.
JK Rowling would never tell anyone this- not even her closest family knows. Its well hidden lol.
Woah, somebody put us back on topic.
There's a topic ??? lolz
Indeed.
doeas that mean we have to get back on it?
I could yell and and change the subject completely.
lolz
did MJ do it
this topic is soooo old lolz
PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING!!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
No there not they have diffrent names.
(insane yelling)
lol geeks.
Not geeks, wierd.
weird geeks?
Just insaned!
lol
stupid geeks who are weird
hey! stop talking about me! lol
Membrane in the insane.
never mind you two are stupid why do I even try.
Ow. That hurt. *dies*
*jumps around sings "Raining Men"*
*Dead*
*sings If I where a rich girl*
*dead*
*slaps goblet*
*disintergrated*
*dances for joy* Lavy's mine! Lavy's mine! Now since goblet's gone! lolz
*turns into a tyrant.*
Ummm..........
*kills Neo*
ummm...looks like goblet is the winner
*eats Neo*
*uses special dark magic to rise from the grave* you can never defeat me goblet! *drains all the life force from goblet and performs spells so he can never rise like I did*
looks like Neo's the winner
*turns into a dementor and Neo's soul is gone*
(not possible your completly gone you cant do that)
(I already did. I win!!!!)
(you'll never win! that was illegal made up stuff! ten points from you!)
(do I have to draw a picture? This is you!)
(http://turtles-itch.com/HarryPotter/dementors_kiss.jpg)
(nope! never! i'm now immortal and can bestow immortality upon anyone i want to. immortals can't lose their souls. you sucked out the soul of the guy standing next to me whos face i changed to look like mine with a spell while i ran away)
(I win anyway)
(how do you figure that?!)
what are you talking about.
I have no idea I think whatever sense was in this thread left long ago
lolz you got that right
of course im write, i said it didnt i? lol ;D
your stupid and that the wrong right
yea i just noticed i wrote the wrote right, sorry. and i would appriciate it if you would stop calling me stupid, theres no need and its uncalled for and unwarrented.
lolz I call everyone stupid, but if you don't want me to call you that I wouldn't
Give me money for no reason!
um no
thank you Lavy, i'd appriciate that. I have to log off now, I'll be back on tomarrow to continue the Lake thing, can we put it on hold until then? it's obviously necessary to have all 3 of us online at the same time or around the same time for this...
goodnight all!
Neo
Good night all? He must live far away.
yep
wowwypop.
what?
HUH!!! WHAT!!! ROGER!!!! YEAH!!!!
????
Lil' Jon
lolz :) 8)
WHAT!!!!
what
WHAT!!!!!
hmm........
WHAT?!
qhat are you talking about
HUH!!!
whatever
Do you know who Dave Chappelle is?
what if I said no
Um, I don't care whether you have heard of him or not.
so why did you ask me
I was just wondering.
lolz have you ever heard of quest
The game?
no the company
No. Should I have?
no
Doo dah doo dah.
what the hel*
WHat?
doo dah doo dah??
I dunno. Just bored.
lolz fine I'll make life more intresting.
How?
you'll see. I love putting people in crazy problems
Great. Do we have to save the world or something in the RP?
lolz um no. I'm playing off the fact that a ton of people want me dead and a ton of people want you dead.
Yep.
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on August 4, 2005, 05:06:12 AM
Good night all? He must live far away.
Nope, I live in PA, but I had to log off and I wasn't going to be back on the rest of the day so I was wishing a early goodnight to everyone thats all.
Cool. Hey, does my sig say something about Image from Tripod or is it a big guy with a cool sword?
image from tripod
Crap! It's supposed to be something else.
what
Nothing.