Payne walked into the Slyhthern common room.Though it was cold and damp as always it was a nice change from the stuffy classrooms.
She sat on the couch and pulled out her skateboard to work on it. A tapping began to start up. Looking at the window she saw a black hawk,kinda like the ones they used in Translyvania. Payne got up and opened the window. The bird flew in and dropped a letter on the couch Payne was sitting on and left.
Payne walked over towards the couch and picked up the letter.It said:
Dear Miss Royvas
The Sparda family is sorry to inform you that your mother has died. We will expect you to come to Translyvania for the funeral and the ceremony.
After you are crowned Queen of Chaos then you will marry Dante Sparda,our son.We are proud to welcome you to our family.
With the deepest sorrow,
Mr.&Mrs. Sparda
The girl stared at the paper for what seemed like for ever. Finally she sat down and started at the fire.
He came out of the boys lounge and jumped off the top of the stairs onto one of the couchs."Like my entrance?"He saw Payne holding a letter."O no not the dreadful letters always followed with bad news.Whats wrong?"
Payne looked at Josh,"My mom died. I'm going to have to marry Dante and I'm going to be the Queen of Chaos."She shrugged and threw the letter into the fire.
"Dante?I hate him.And your mom died?Ouch.But it might be cool being to Queen of Chaos."
"Tis true and I don't really care that my mom died,which I know is wrong but I don't care."Payne scrached the back off her head."Dante I'll try to deal with."
"Ive got an idea but its cruel and horrable and mean and nevermind."
"Tsk,tsk,tsk. Josh I thought you knew me better.I deal in horrible,mean and cruel things.Tell me."
"Umm...Well we kill..Him."He smirked."See i told you."
"Josh! I didn't know you were so evil." Payne shook her head,"You think you know a guy." She said all of this while keeping a strait face.
"Well i dont like him.Hes one of those guys who thinks he can do whatever he wants and thats just sick."
Payne laughed,"Yeah sick. Well I may just kill him. Lord knows I've got enough demons that like to represent."She rolled her eyes and got up from the couch,"I best get packed. I'm not sure I want to be late for this funeral thing. They might kill me."
"You want some people for protection like bodyguards?I could get me Ginny maybe someone else."
"Sure! And if Dante tries to mess with me you can bite him."Payne laughed.
"I have good teeth for biting."
"I'm sure you do...Anyway,I'm going to go pack. If you're coming than I suggest you do the same.Oh and before I forget."Payne grabbed pen and paper from the table and wrote.
Dear Whoever this may concern,
My mom has died and I have to marry Dante Sparda and become the Queen of Chaos.If you wish to see any of these events than I suggest you hurry up and come to Translyvania. We will be at the old Royvas masion. Ask around,you'll find it.
Further more,if you can't get to Translyvania by orbing or something around those lines than ask DumblyDor. He will help you...I hope.
Huggles,
Payne
Payne smiled and said,"Done."She than ran upstairs to the dorms.
He ran upstairs also."Ha! i get to wear weekend clothes."
Payne quickly grabbed some cloths and threw it into her trunk. She didn't pack much since,if she did get married to Dante than she knew she could just buy new ones.
Grabbing her trunk she walked downstairs and waited for Josh.
He looked under his bed and saw his jumbo pack of his special gum Fred and George made for him and ran downstairs."Im ready."
"Cool. Do you want to orb with me or do you want to go some other way?"
"Well i was gonna use a huge rock with my power so i could excercise it."
"Well than you do that. I'm going to orb."Black light surronded Payne and than she was gone.
He lifted a rock off the ground out side and he opened the window and hoped on it and he went flying to Trynsalvania.It took him a couple of minutes at the rate he was going.He landed right in front of a huge mansion."This place looks cool."
Payne walked up behind him and said."It's looks cool on the outside but it looks awesom in the inside.
Payne flung open the doors to reveal the Royvas Mansion. Blood red tapestis covered the walls and the wall that you could see was stone. A huge glass chandeler hung above them which glowed with a mystrious light. A huge set of stairs lead up to the second floor where you could see servants cleaning for the upcoming events.
"Told you."
He looked at Payne."Tell me am i drooling?"
Payne looked at his face,"Nope."She walked in and threw her trunk on the ground.That's when she heard the most horrid voice that ever was spoken.
"Payne! Oh,It is sooo good to see you!"
Eva Sparda came running down the steps and hugged Payne.
"Good to see you too Mrs.Sparda."Payne sent a mental message to Josh.~Save me!~
"My dear,please call me mom. Since you are going to be my daughter."
"In-law."
"Oh details,details. You always did care about them didn't you?"
He came and burst into the door."You said you needed sa-"He saw the woman." Sa-lami."~Do they know you do magic?~
~Josh. They're vampires. They know I do magic. But I can't go and blow up a Sparda. That's suicide.~
Payne pulled away from Eva and went over to Josh.
"Vell,vell,vell. Looks like you've been cheating on Dante."
Payne looked at Josh and back at Eva,"With Josh? Puh-leese. No offesence Josh."
(I forgot to give Eva a accent.)
"Yeah right we insult each other more than complament.Heck i dont even think weve ever complemented each other."
"That is true. Wait a minute I have compamented you before...no...that was someone else."
Eva shook her head and snapped her fingers.Two servants took their stuff away."Vell. If that is the case than I suppose you want to see your future husband?"She started to walk away.
"Not really." Payne mumbled under her breath but she followed the scary woman anyway.
"Good luck."He said standing there waving his hand."I knew thee well."
Payne walked into a room where Dante was. "Hello Dante..."
"Hello Payne. Sit please. There is much that needs to be discussed."
************
(After way to much boring chat.)
Payne walked out of the room and made a gagging motion. All they did in there was talk about Dante and Payne future.She was thinking about taking Josh up with his offer.Speaking of Josh...where is he? Probably in the kitchens.
She started walking towards the kitchens.
He was trying to find something sweet and good to eat instead of vegetables and fruit."Weres the cake?The cookies?The doughnuts!?"
Payne appeared behind Josh. She reached into a cabinet and grabbed a bag of donuts."Looking for these?"
He snatched the bag and went into a corner in a feedle position and started eating them."Sweets sweet sweet doughnuts."
"Looks like you're having fun." She walked over and sat beside him.
He looked at the bag."Well that didnt last long."He saw a figure in the hallway to the kitchen."Someones in there.Hope its not that one lady."
"What one lady? And who are you talking about." She looked where Josh was looking and didn't see anything.
"Uh Uh Uh Eva.Or it could be one of the raptors from jurrasic park 1.And i really hope its the second one.No offense."
"Heck,I'm praying for the second one too."Then she heard the infamous voice of Eva Sparda.
"Payne! Vhere are you?"
Payne let out a yelp and whispered,"Hide me!"She started looking around for a hiding place.
"No problem."He grabbed her arm and they both turned invisable.
Payne let out a sigh of relief.
"Hmmm...I could have svorn I heard something."
Eva walked away and Payne said,"Thanks Josh."
"Like i just said.No problem."He let go of her arm and she turned visable but he stayed invisable.
"Weirdo. But you are good for turning invisible.Ah ha! I complimented you!Don't know why it matters but oh well."Payne smiled and looked at where she assumed Josh was."Why are you still invisible though?"
"You know what they say better safe than sorry."
"What do you have to hide from?"
"Well Eva for one and Dante and that cochroach under the refrigerator."
"I thought that I had to worry about the Sparda's and your afraid of cochroachs?"
"Well not that much but i dont love 'em either."
Josh is such a weirdo...Payne walked over to the door and looked out kinda like in spy movies. She stepped back in and sat on the counter.
"James Bond tday arent we?"He turned visable.He pulled out his gum and started chewing it.
"No I'm Royvas,Payne Royvas."
He pulled out his gum and put it on the floor and waved his wand over it and it turned into screen with Fred and George on it.
Fred:Need help little bro?
George:Tell him to wait!
Fred:Will you shut up George?
"Dude! 'Sup Weasleys?!"
Fred:Hello uh who is this Josh?
Josh:Her name is Payne.
George:Fine you guys wont stop talking i guess ill cut in.
Fred:So what you need help on bro?
Josh:Goes and moves Payne to were they cant see them."Do you want to kill Dantes or scaring him into not wanting to marry you?"
Payne thinks for a moment,"Uh...Scare him...or kill him...I don't know."She just stood there clueless.
Do I want to kill him? I hate him but do I hate him that much?
"I think I just want to scare him."
"Okay thats the twins specialtese."
Fred:"Anyone there?"
Josh:"Yeah can you send Pig(The owl)everything youve got to scare someone out of marriage."
George:"Im on it.She might have to make two trips."
Josh:"As long as she gets it here."
Fred:"Twins over and out."
The screen goes blank and disappears."Okay weve got a while till we get the stuff."
"Thanks Josh. I know I've said it before but you're really saving my life."Payne smiled and added."Oh yeah! And as reward there is some sweets over in the top first cabinet if you want some."
"Helping you really pays off."He opened the cabinet and took all the sweets out."Now we wait!I like to yell!"
Payne shook her head and laid on the cabinet with her eyes closed.
About an hour later he looked out the window and saw Pig with the packages.He opened the window."Our stuff is here oh evil one."
"Someone said my name?" The evil one looked up and saw the owl."You call that thing Pig. That's the least piggish thing I've seen since...well a pig."
"Well its short for Pegwedegon."He took the box and gave Pig a letter.He opened the box and there were onion rings and crusifics and wooden stakes."Hmmm Fred and George have lost it.Will these work?"
"That'll kill him, yeah. How is this suppose to scare him off?"
"Well the onions will scare him.Theres gotta be somethin they just invented.Well we have a couple more packages coming."
"The onions won't scare him...They'll just give him a rash."She picked up two of the stakes and used them like chopsticks to pickup the onion rings."They'll also give me a rash."
He picked up a crusifix."Will this scare him?"
"Probably...That's only cause he believes those old folktales."She took the crusifix and squeezed it. She then put it back down."It only leaves a red mark."
"Well the first package was a bummer."
"Yep...Except the crusifix. If we could attach it to a doll that looked like Chuckie than he would get scared."
"And you said you had to leave on your bed each night or you would go insane!"
"Huh?"She shook her head.It's nice to know I'm not the only one here who doesn't make sense.
"Let me re-word.We con tell Dante that you have to have the chucky doll on your bed last night or else youll go insane."
"That might work. Dante has always hated Chuckie."
Ginny appeared.
"Josh, Mum sent a letter."
She looked up. She hadn't planned on arriving in Trannsilvainia, just to where Josh was. Now she was coonfused.
"Er...why are we here?"
"Paynes mom died and shes becoming Queen of Chaos and were trying to trick Dante out of marrying Payne.All with the help of our two dear twins."
"Oh...can I help?"
"Sure we are waiting for the second package."
"Ok, cool."
"Have you seen Fred and Georges latest thing they made?"
"No, what is it?"
He pulled out the gum."This"He handed it to Ginny."If you chew it spit it out and wave your wand a screen will appear and you can talk to anyone."
"Cool." She took the gum and pocketed it for futur use.
He took it back out of her pocket."Get your own this is mine."
She laughed.
"Okay okay."
He put it back in his pocket."Open the letter and read it to me please.?"
Ginny opeaned it.
"Ok, but beware, she all but sent a howler at me...
'Dear Josh,
You better not be placing yourself in danger anymore. I swear Josh, if I find out that your jumping into the path of dangour you'll never see the light of day agin. And your grades! Proffesser Dumbledore has sent me a letter to ask if there is any reason you may be doing poorly! What am I supposed to say?! You better shape up!
Love, Mum.'"
Ginny smirked at the end.
"Well i saw this coming."
"Me too."
"Well i just gotta study more i guess.But Josh wont be as fun anymore."
"What a minute! Does that mean you can't help me now."
"Well ill finish tgis with you but no more helping Payne until next year.Ginny how come mum didnt get mad at you?"
"She did, just not for my grades. I'm passing everything except Charms."
"Im doing okay in Charms.I think im only failing Potions i dunno."
She smirked.
"She yelled at me because she thinks I'm hiding something, and she's found out about some of the troubles I've been having in the forest."
"Stuff with like the barrier?"
"Yeah. Anyway, when are they sending the second package?"
"I dont know."A paskage a flew in the window."Now."
Payne picked up the package and opened it.
"What did they send this time?"
"I have no idea..." She picked up an object that looked something like a gun.
"No they didnt.This hasnt been tested yet!"He sees a note.
Dear Josh and whoever else is there,
We have sent you something that has not been tested.Its for vampire use only!!!It sucks all the blood out of them and stores it in a little comparment.It sucks the life out of the vampire side and he/she is turned human.The vampire wont remember anything that happened.Good Luck!
Sincerily,
Fred & George
"Josh...I love your brothers."Payne jumped off the counter and started to run towards the door.
"Well thats not good then you love Percy."He smiled.
Payne stopped and turned around,"Okay I love Fred and George."
"You have a crush on my twin brothers?"
"No! I...But...Oh why bother?"She shook her head Josh can be such a dweeb sometimes.
He laughed."You gonna go use that on Dante?"
"Heck yeah! Now I just got to figure out a different name to give him."
"Whats that?"
"Well. See if I let him keep his name than he could find his mom. I just figure that if I change his name than he won't be a problem."
"Okay."He smiled and followed her.
Payne discarded the vampire-gun. She walked down the hall and saw Dante."Josh,go get some servants to get our stuff and get ready to leave."She walked over to Dante and let him put his arm around her waist.
"Hey Dante! Let's go talk somewhere."He nodded and they left.
He found a couple of servants and told them to pack his and Paynes stuff."Get to it."He found his way back to the kitchen to wait for Payne.
Payne brought Dante to a room.Once they were in he said,"What did you want to-WHAT IS THAT!"
Payne had the gun pointed at his heart."Sorry Dante..."She pulled the trigger and saw a bullet collide with Dante.He fell back and the bullet was thrown to the place beside him. She saw it had been filled with blood and sighed with relief.
The girl picked it up and pocketed it.
"Uhnhh...Where am I?"
Payne looked at Dante."You're in Translyvania...the uh...vampires kidnapped you."She smiled nervously and grabbed his arm."We have to go! Some of my friends are waiting for us." She pulled him up and ran out of the room.
~Meet us at the front door,Josh~
"We gotta go Ginny."(Lets wait for Ginny.)
(Yay! You waited! I love you guys! lol)
"Lets."
Payne stood outside of the mansion. Dante was still straining his brain trying to figure out who he was. Hurry up you guys
Ginny came out, she walked over to Payne.
"Hey Gin! Meet uhhhh...Mike."
Dante/Mike looked at Payne,"So that's my name."
"Yep!"Payne smiled nervously at Ginny~Only thing I could come up with.~
"You bet dude."
~The only thing?! Well, they won't be giving you an award for imagination, now will they?~
"Well are we leaving or not?"
(We already did!)
(I meant to Hogwarts.)
(Why for Hogwarts??? Huh? I'm confused!)
(We are in Transylavania about to leave to Hogwarts.I think? ??? :P
(Nope. We're going to the front door, where Payne is. Silly! ::) ;D)
(
Quote from: Payne of Chaos on June 22, 2005, 08:56:46 AM
Payne stood outside of the mansion. Dante was still straining his brain trying to figure out who he was. Hurry up you guys
We are outside the mansion talking.)
(Now we are. Lol)
(? now im confused.)
(When are we leaving?)
(Just walk out and talk to Payne and me)
He walks out of the mansion."Josh is ready."
Payne nodded,"Alright,me and Dant- Uh Mike are going to orb to Hogwarts."She touched Mike's arm and black light surronded them.
Ginny shrugged and dissapeared after them.
"Of course i have to take the longest."He lifted his hand and a boulder came up and he flew back to Hogwarts.
Payne and Mike appeared in the great hall. She waited for the others to arrive.
Ginny apeared behind her.
"~Why here, Payne?~
~Safest place to keep him 'til I can find a place to hide him.~She started biting her nails and the newly named Mike said,"What is this place?
Payne looked at him and said,"Hogwarts."
~Oh smart Payne. Give him the real name. Geeze.~
Ginny came closer and looked at Dante/Mike.
"Hmmm..."
~He's not really any threat to you, is he?~
~Nope, I guess that bullet that sucked the vampire out of him made him harmless.~
Mike stepped back when came closer."Who are you?"
Payne suddenly realized something.~Ginny! He only remembers me!~
~Yeah? So?~
"The Great Light in the sky, you idiot."
~That doesn't seem weird to you? He Doesn't even know who he is!~
Mike shook his head,"Weirdo."
Ginny raised an eyebrow and stared at him unblinking.
~Just a bit. Maybe it's just a side-effect.~
She finally smiled at him, but not a friendly one. More like a smile that ment she was only putting up with him because Payne was there. She wanted to wait till Payne and Josh had some fun.
(
Quote from: Ginny Weasly on June 24, 2005, 10:29:36 AMShe wanted to wait till Payne and Josh had some fun.
Ginny...that sounds so wrong)
~Okay, maybe it is just a side effect.~
Payne started walking up the stairs while Mike followed.
(g2g...please reply what you ment by the thing I said was so wrong so I can read it in the morning please. ;D)
(Oh my god! That is wrong! lol)
Ginny followed them as well, since she had nothing better to do. Especially since Moonlight, and Akron refused to let her come into the forest unless it was an emergancy.
(I was laughing my a$$ off :D)
Payne walked to Dumbledor's office intrance and looked at Ginny,"What's the password?"
Ginny shrugged.
"I dunno, I never use it. I just sorta push the wall aside." With those words she did push the wall, revealing the steps.
"Brilliant."She turned to Mike.
"Okay you stay here while I go in there." She walked up the stairs.
Ginny smirked.
~What should I do? Guard him??~
~Sure. Just don't kill him~
Payne walked into the office and saw Dumbledor pacing.
"Ahhh Payne. Is there something you need."
Payne nodded and said,"I turned a vampire into a human and now I don't know what to do."
Dumbledor stopped pacing and looked at Payne,"Which vampire was it?"
"Uhhh...Dante Sparda."
"I will try to find a wizarding school that will take him."
"Thank you! I'll buy you some socks for Christmas."
Dumbledor laughed after Payne had left the office.
He waited outside the office."Having fun?"
"Yes,yes I am."
(Dudes, I'm,like, not going to be on much. So yeah,PEACE!!!)
He laughed.
(Well we wont forget you.)