Here is something I thought I would try. You ask me anything about the HP series and I will try to answer you in the most humorous way possible. :P
Why is Ron jelous of Harry
Ron is jealous of Harry because Harry is rich and Ron knows that Harry will have a mansion when he grows up, and Harry will have bikini women all around it. :P
ololz ok I have another one. In book one Harry was the only one to go though the smoke and into the room where the stone was held. Why didn't Hermione go with him.
Hermione had a previous engagement with Ron. ;) :P
what is that supose to mean 'previous engagement'
Sigh. Hence the winking and the rumor that Ron and Hermione will get together.
ok you fun I'm going to give you another one well two. Why doesn't Draco like Ron. Why doesn't Draco like Harry.
Draco doesn't like Ron or Harry because he thinks they make Sisqo look like Jesus. :P
how do you make Sisqo look like Jesus
I don't know. White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X.
How do you make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X
Go ask Paul Mooney.
Why
Cause he is the one that said that White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X.
ok you weird
whatever just ask a question.
how did loyalty to dumbledore call fawkes to harry?
Um, because when Harry called Fawkes, Dumbledore picked up and said loyalty moved away?
(late note: please don't make fun of my attempts to be funny)
*rolls on floor laughing* well, that's better than i could do. good job. im gonna call you gobbie, k?
we're not making fun.
You call me Gobbie, I call you freaklin.
NEXT!!!
lolz, i luv ya too.... :o
then what should i call you?
Just call me Goblet! Don't call me Gobbie! And keep your questions on the HP series please.
ok goblet. why is Fluffy so big?
Fluffy thought steroids tasted like candy.
lolz I like that on. What is in the Forbidden Forset.
A powerful force nobody can face, Rudolph the Red Nosed Riendeer has joined forces with Voldemort and plan on taking over Hogwarts.
nice
Why did voldemort need Harry's blood.
Voldemort didn't need Harry's blood. Rudolph did, for his master: Hannible Lecter.
nice man nice
um why is hogwarts in England.
The four founders were amazed that cookies were called biscuits, and they actually had half a mind to naming it the school The El Biscuit.
(can't make anything funny oout of that question)
lolz that was a little funny acully.
Why is there a Lake around Hogwarts?
They have got to put their trash somewhere.
dude your hilarious xD
Okay here is a little question for you ^_^
Why did Ginny and Harry become a couple?
Harry has money, Ginny hardly has any, which makes them the perfect couple! Money always leads to great relationships!
That ones mean >:( lolz
What is the point of the Forest?
(dark voice) The purpose of the forest....is where the stunt doubles are kept.
lolz I like that one.
Why dose Hagrid like danger
(gangsta voice) He likes the pain he attains while tames the spang tangs yo!
lolz
Next!
Why his Harry so rich
(gangst voice again) He played dice with his homies, yo!
when he was 11?
Who is R.A.B.???????
Rambo, Amos (as in Amos cookies), and Bingo. (sorry, couldn't think of anything funny for that one)
hmm... why is peeves allowed in hogwarts?
Filch: Pisst. Got the stuff?
Peeves: One gram of angeldust.
Filch: Give you one hundred for em.
Peeves: Two hundred.
F: One fifty.
P: Deal.
Shall I go on?
*wipes off his nose*thats riduculos!peeves doesn't have it,dobby does!lol
why are there only 5 black people in hogwarts
The owls and white people always get shot in the hood.
I apologize if this offends anyone and will change it if the need to.
I word from a black person: *falls on floor laughting*
Glad it doesn't offends. Next!
Does anyone realise I just took over this page of the forum?
Since I don't know what you are talking about, I will have to refer to a redneck joke.
What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? Ba-ha-ha-haaa! Man, they do not wear shirts!
that makes no sense!
Your mama! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Next.
alright heres a question for ya: why didn't harry just let the dementor finish off dudley in the 3rd book?
Dudley is a criminal. He is Wanted alive for eating everything in site. The bounty is good pay.
hahahaha alright here's a another one, how come hermione doesn't make some polyjuice potion to turn into Lavender so she can get with Ron?
I don't want to date ron
you might not want to date him but you sure kissed his face off in the book!! ;D
ya the worst mistake I ever made.
Because the polyjuice potion tasted like s***!
that's a good reason to
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 01:44:39 AM
ya the worst mistake I ever made.
you better not let my cousin hear you say that, she's like in love with Ron...and Fred...and George...and shes 17 and has a bf...she needs a life lol
lolz I like ron to but that dosen't mean I enjoyed kissing him.
Question please.
lol. too bad grls dont go for us Dark Wizards.... :'(....maybe i can use a spell to make ginny or hermione (either the characters or the real life actresses, it doesnt matter to me ;D) love me....
lolz that's a lie girls love the bad boy
question? alright then, why doesnt the Dark Lord have a gf?
Some women find criminals sexy. But when you have gray skin, not sexy at all.
I can answer that:
Ever heard of Titanic
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 02:04:26 AM
lolz that's a lie girls love the bad boy
yea but theres a difference between a rule breaker and someone who could use some really horrible magic on them. i'm not THAT bad of a wizard...man i need a gf. *runs into a cornor and cries*
How am I supposed to make something funny out of a yes/no question!?
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 02:06:42 AM
I can answer that:
Ever heard of Titanic
yea i have but i dont get the referance...
Overborad
Titanic sank right?
Question please.
shut up I'm explaing somthing
*puppy dog face* Questions.
stop that your going to make me give in.
Well people went overboard never mind it's an inside joke. lolz :D
*new born puppy dog face* Question, pweez.
stop it stop it stop it oh ok
Why did Ron get with Lavender
hahaha alright, if its an inside joke i dont feel as bad for not getting it lol.
you want a question? fine! why didnt dumbledore do some superinsane magic to keep himself from being hurt when drinking the stuff in book 6?
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 02:24:43 AM
stop it stop it stop it oh ok
Why did Ron get with Lavender
because hermione was getting with me after i finished getting with ginny! ;D
ONLY I ANSWER QUESTIONS!!!
Um, cause she is black?
your stupid shut up
touchy, touchy.
TRY DECAF!
Okay, that ws a bit stupid. Next.
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 02:28:42 AM
your stupid shut up
i agree. Lavy can I have you as my forum gf since I don't have a real one? *gives puppy dog eyes and throws in a few sniffles too*
lolz go talk to goblet about that
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 4, 2005, 02:31:25 AM
lolz go talk to goblet about that
why?
and yeay for the 50th post! i got 2 stars now!
Ha! Look at the end of the topic Infection in grffinndor! Question.
lolz told you but anyways why is Drac so mean to Harry
Because Harry refused to date him.
Draco's GAY!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahhaha that explains a lot. draco's goons are both guys but harry has ron and hermione...
Question.
Why should Lavy be with goblet and not Neo
Because Neo has trinity.
But what about Gob;et makes Lavy feel all sunny inside
"Lavy...This is your conscience speaking...We havent spoken in some time, how are you? Follow your conscience...be with Neo..."
Question.
Why dose Hermione like Ron
Quote from: goblet_fulla_fire on August 4, 2005, 02:59:43 AM
Because Neo has trinity.
Wrong Neo, I don't have Trinity, this is HP not the Matrix.
Lavy, I'll make your days bright and happy, your nights long and "sweet", and all your days full of joy. Be with me Lavy.
Question.
about what
HP series.
ok....why is dumbledr dead
Heart attack. Don't put twinkies on your pizza.
lol why did snape hate harry so much?
Because Harry refused to date him.
wow so many closet homos in HP! first draco, now snape and harry, whos next? Ginny?
why is hogwarts so big
because its the only place they could hide the only "hood" in England.
Godric was friends with Pharoah.
lolz I like that one
ca wah s tun.
what
Question.
Why does Hermione have big hair
because she never brushes it after she gets out of bed with ron every morning.
Her father is big foot.
lolz
Wuestion-qay.
Question? ok, why are you so obsessed with questions?
I hoped that someday, the actors would look at this site, and then they would say, "Holy Crap! Goblet is funny so he must be cool!" Then using super technology, they would track me down, be friends with me, and then I would finally be popular.
lolz hummm intresting
Yeah. My tears shorted the keyboard I am so lonely. Not really. Next.
lolz
Why is Hermione so smart
Because she-
Announcer: HEY HEY KIDS!!! WANT TO BE SMART LIKE HERMIONE!!!? TAKE THESE DRUGS!!! AVAILABLE IN A HOOD NEAR YOU!!!!
G: *beats announcer to death with a metal bat*
Ok why is Hermione so smart
Because she-
Announcer: HEY HEY KIDS!!! WANT TO BE SMART LIKE HERMIONE!!!? TAKE THESE DRUGS!!! AVAILABLE IN A HOOD NEAR YOU!!!!
G: *beats announcer to death with a metal bat again*
Why is hermoine so smart
I can't tell you because the announcer would come back to life.
A: HEY HE-
G: *beats Announcer with a metal bat*
*makes annoucer blow up into a million peices*
Now can you tell me
Fine. She is Stephen Hawking's daughter.
lolz
question
umum.... Why did Vodemort change his name
To pick up chicks. Didn't work though.
lolz
question please.
lolz why
Just do it.
oh ok why is ron so tall
This is his actual father. (http://www.sudan.net/graphic/news/people/manute_bol_basketball.jpg)
lolz his father is black
Yes. Here is another picture. (http://members.shaw.ca/Deerock/Design&Layout/CHARACTERS/Misc/Bol&Bogues_.jpg)
that weird how tall is he
7'7. The guy next to him is 5'3. And they both are popular professional NBA players.
lolz creepy
Question.
um...why dosen't Ginny like Flur
Because Fluer stole all of her botox.
you are weird
No doubt. next
why didn't Lily marry Sirius
Sirius nevered showed off, so he didn't got any women.
Any women, so he liked died a virgain
Yep. A way no man should go through.
what's so bad about dieing a virgain
I wouldn't know. But in movies people are like. "No! Don't kill me! I'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. Next.
lolz guys brains are messed up. And I'm not talking about to. Why is the lake so big?
First of all, we think girls brains are messed up. They take like four hours to get ready to go somewhere. Boys just put on the clothes and they are done. And to answer your question. Of course the lake is big. It's gotta be big. Gotta put your illegal fairy dust somewhere when the Ministry is on to you.
lolz. That's how I am it's never taken me 4 hours to do anything least of all 'beautiy' meyself. The lonest it has ever taken is I think 45 minutes and that's cause I had to take a shower, wash my hair and then go to a party. And that was onlt once. I'm like you. Grab some cloths and go, adding in brushing my hair.
People often tell me I need a haircut and that my hair is sticking up. Next.
lolz
question
I'm all out
Oh, then I guess I will have to wait then.
yep
Question anyone?
why doesn't the ministry of magic take over the english government?
Magic folk don't know how to make brownies, so if they take over the english government, THEY WON'T GET NO MO BROWN!ES!
hahaha
Why are people without magic called Muggles
Cause it sounded funny.
um ok lolz
question
lolz well I didn't know that
Right. Question.
why are you trying to kill me with you pic
Stick to the HP please.
fine why did Harry kiss Ginny infrnt of everyone?
He was that desperate.
lolz why did ron let him?
He was planning to kill Harry when he marrys Gin, then he would get the money Harry has.
lolz ummm....why di Hermione and Ron get togeather
Hermione liked Ron's freckles.
ummm......ok
Ask a question!
don't yell at me. Why did Hagrid help Grawp?
Hagrid wants to fatten him up so he can bake him in a pie.
that will be one nasty pie
question
why is the scar on Harry's head a lightning bolt?
He liked ACDC.
Harry is so cool...Anyway,why is Draco*ahem*EVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!
not EVIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL
Prettyboys with blonde hair always are.
really?
Yeah.
yep,I mean,look at Leon.(Okay Goblet. Don't attack me. It was just a joke.)
He don't have blonde hair. question
how said well I guess I'm never going to date a pretty boy with blonde hair. Why did the death eaters think that Voldy was dead?
They didn't. They were just afraid of him because they all had a bad round of poker.
lolz
question
umm.........
question
i have a question if u read book 6 prince thing does cho chang end up liking harr y since its her last year what happens between dem ? ??? ??? ??? ???
Question: Why was Dumbledore's hand shriveled? Eww...I had a picture in my mind of Dumbledore's hand all stringy and wilted...gross...
Quote from: Harry Rocks on August 21, 2005, 06:49:45 AM
i have a question if u read book 6 prince thing does cho chang end up liking harr y since its her last year what happens between dem ? ??? ??? ??? ???
he's on a harry potter fan site, and he hasnt even finished the series? disgraceful...
and his spelling is even worse if that's even possible...
;D :D ;) :) >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :'( :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o
To harry rocks: Cho will hate Harry for the rest of her life. She will have a baby and name him Cheech. The baby's name will be Cheech N. Chang. (as referring to Cheech and Chong)
To Jack: Dumbledore put his hand in what he thought was the Fountain of Youth, but was actually the fountain of aging.
Next!
lol,okay...if some wicks are snicks,then why did dumbledore trust them?
Because Snickers is his favorite candy so he trusts snicks.
Next!
do u think dat jk rownling should wright more den seven book i think she should and whats the points of readin da book if dumbledores dead ~~~~~
has anyone else noticed that lately the newbies write the same thing in multiple threads? its really annoying...
and yea for my 4th star!!
Neo, of course they do. I still do sometimes. Oh well, it happens.
lol whatever.
heres a question for whoever knows the answer. why the hell dont i have my 4th star? i hit 250 posts...
Quote from: Harry Rocks on August 23, 2005, 02:13:04 AM
do u think dat jk rownling should wright more den seven book i think she should and whats the points of readin da book if dumbledores dead ~~~~~
Cause it keeps teenagers away from their music. What with their, um, Justin Timberlake, and uhhhh, Morgan Freeman.
Quote from: Dark Wizard Neo on August 23, 2005, 02:47:21 AM
lol whatever.
heres a question for whoever knows the answer. why the hell dont i have my 4th star? i hit 250 posts...
1 star= 0 posts
2 stars= 50
3= 250
4=500
5=1000
6= A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT!!!!! (not really)
Next!
500??!?!??!?!?! SINCE WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh wait. Sorry. I'm wrong. 250 IS four stars. I guess I skipped the hundred part and thought that 500 is four stars.
but then why dont i have mine? im 6 posts over 250...??
Look at just to say hi. I just screwed up. Question!
why is ron so tall
Cause he went into the transporter in the Willy Wonka movie so he was taken to the taffy puller to make him big again. NExt!
why are you so weird
((Woohoo!! I gots 2 stars!!! Imma seeker!!! muahahaha!!!))
Good question, Lavy, hehe.
Question: Why is Harry's Patronus a Stag? How do you find out what your patronus will be?
Quote from: LavyBrown on August 24, 2005, 03:35:51 AM
why are you so weird
One head hit too many.
Quote from: Jack Chance on August 24, 2005, 04:04:17 AM
((Woohoo!! I gots 2 stars!!! Imma seeker!!! muahahaha!!!))
Good question, Lavy, hehe.
Question: Why is Harry's Patronus a Stag? How do you find out what your patronus will be?
Depends what drugs you are smoking.
lolz guess who admin banned earlier today?
Banastre. DOBBY KILLED HARRY!!!!
yeppers. Why would dobby kill harry?
I was just mocking Banastre.
lolz oh I get it......I was trying to be nice
"YOU ARE ALL DOOMED TO BURN BECAUSE YOUR READING A BOOK!"
oh yes I'm sure we all are
yeah...sorry for that...'._. my attempt at mocking him to.
question
why is the most discriminated race the most racist?
hey I resent that, that's not comletly true
ahah.You don't know which race I could possible be talking about.there are probably about three in mind.I really didn't mean that question.There are lots of races that are discrimanated against.
hummmm......................good point ok what races are you talking about
There was no particular race,really.but,if we want to get down to it,(I want to say again,that I didn't mean that question.)arab and mexican(Which I am) and african american are probably the top three at the moment...
I am african american!!! but it's ok, I think my family is a little races to all my dad talkes about is black people and white people and how white people don't repsect the black people. It's really annoying.
Stick to the hp series.
hey I'm having a convertain here!!! just messing I don't know max you ask one.
um,yeah.why do people pick the most random couples?
hey,lavy,I didn't mean that they are the most racist,I meant that they are the most discriminated.anyway,why would I list my own race?I think all races have some racism toward others.
Are yuou talking about the hp seires?
How did Harry get his scar?
...i have an answer...but its SOOO not appropiate...so im not gonna say anything...
lolz what where you going to say?
nothing....*whistles*...nothing at all...
oh, please like I've never heard that before, what where you going to say.
If i said it it would mean instant banning, and i enjoy this site, so im not saying anything.
(IM both of us then)
Quote from: KeeperGirl on August 25, 2005, 09:04:27 PM
How did Harry get his scar?
He visited Hannible Lector in prison.
really he's freinds with Hannable Lector?
No, he lost a bet.
lolz
question
ok whos paul mooney, malcolm x, bryant gumble, and wayne brady ???
Go to google. And stick to the Hp series.
Why does herms have bushy hair.....lol
didnt we already have that question?
...I remember something about bigfoot being said....
I don't know...
It matches since she spends so much time in bushes with Ron.
lolz very funny. ok then Why is rons hair so red?
It matches because he is so angry all the time and people ask why so he just spray painted his hair red to simplify things.
lolz I didn't relives boys could match.
(this is hope's sister at the moment she'll be back in a minute)
Why did hagrids mum left him when he was little?
she didn't want to crush him
because would you stay after being in labor with such a huge baby?
lolz very funny, your lucky dear. You never have the opstion to be in that kind of pain.
No, but then I have the financial pain of buying everything for the family, and if its a daughter instead of a son, thats A LOT of money to spend on all her clothes and shoes and stuff. lol
lolz true
Why is harry so skinny?
Quote from: KeeperGirl on August 30, 2005, 02:32:45 PM
Why did hagrids mum left him when he was little?
She was freaked out when her baby had a beard.
Quote from: jon weasley on August 31, 2005, 03:51:32 AM
Why is harry so skinny?
Eleven years of eating tofu will do that to you.
Yuck i hate tofu
don't we all?
question
How you say 'Question' is like this is a TV reality show
Question:
Why did Harry Kiss Ginny?
She just ate a big bag of pepperoni and Harry couldn't resist.
Grosse......that'll smell rotten
Why did Cho always whinge to Harry about Diggory?
I dunno. Some say cucumber tastes good pickle.
(have u seen Lupin the Legend Come on at all)
lol...thats a bit lame
ummm
why does harry where glasses?
(I couln't make any funny crap out of that question)
He looked at a picture of the white MJ.
lol........
umm why was the philo stone red?
(I got two for you say these fast Mike Hunt and Eric Hunt)
lol
Quote from: KeeperGirl on August 31, 2005, 10:25:55 AM
lol........
umm why was the philo stone red?
Well, you see. He found the stone on a mountain, yada yada yada, the stone became soaked in blood red.
lol...ah no that one wasn't funni
ummm ok
Why have you got an answer to everything?
try that one
What? You tell me my jokes are bad and now you WANT ME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE HP SERIES!!!!? Next question.
just answer the d**n question.
ahahahhahahaa Lavy's getting mad
No that question was sarcastic and your answers are good its just that one wasn't that same you know........lol
how many beds do you think dudley has gone through because his old ones couldn't support him
Counting the ones he wetted?
How vome the characters don't fart? :-\
Um, I don't wanna answer that question.
okay.then,Why is hermiones hair so bushy,even though she can use magic and such to straighten it?
Sorry. Already answered that question.
I'll ansewr it. because it matches the bushes she's in all the time with ron
Sorry. Already used that answer.
I know that's why I uesed it. why are the waesley's so poor.
They bet on counter strike when they played against me.
dose your life revole around video games?
Life? no. But I play them allot. Basketball? Yes. Next and keep it to the HP.
....why do fools fall in love?(its about the series if you insert Ron.)
ah who are the fools?
.............no one.Misinterpretation of words.You know,that is an old quote.I didn't make it up!
oh im not slow are anyting but i still dont get it lol
i was just asking goblet,because he comes up with funny answers.
lolz ;D
ok im aiming off that subject before i make a FOOL out of myself lol
Quote from: ronweazley122 on September 4, 2005, 09:44:45 AM
....why do fools fall in love?(its about the series if you insert Ron.)
They don't fall in love with the PERSON. It's all about the money!
money money money money *pause* money
Yeah. Question.
why is ron a whimp
Cause he was brainwashed to make him think that everybody he sees and meets is Michael Jackson.
.........why are fred and george twins,but they don't act the same.
Why was Sirius blamed for killing all those muggles?
Quote from: ronweazley122 on September 5, 2005, 06:25:27 AM
.........why are fred and george twins,but they don't act the same.
One of them met Charles Manson.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on September 5, 2005, 08:25:48 AM
Why was Sirius blamed for killing all those muggles?
Cause he has black hair like that girl from the Ring, and he made a movie caleed, "Storytime withSirius Black."
lolz. How old is Voldy?
42. See? Nothing funny about that. But what if I start talking like this for awhile. But I am watching Rush Hour 2 and doing things. But what do I have to do to make the answer funny. I could proboblay have to ask somebody to imagine Voldy in a purple mo hawk, pink tutu, wooden leg, and is dancing to the macarana.
lolz that pretty funny. I can see it now...........
K R S TON
ummm.....if you were to put yourself as one of those characters which one would it be and why?
I would be the director of the 3rd movie so it won't suck so bad.
lol...nice but i liked the 3rd movie
it was o...k....and that's very vert genrous. They got way to many things wrong
like what?
why is the hungarian hortail the most dangerous dragon?
where do I start..... the front door with all of those locks, the brige that Harry and Lupin where stating on, the fact that Hagrids cabin was far far away in another land, the forest was to thin, the cloths didn't match the charaters right.....should I go on?
well what i didn't like i cant remeber the movie as much is was ages ago but on my game i have the senery has totally cvhanged i dont like that bridge the same you on how its just been added and ahh i forget is that the bridge u on about
New question:
Goblet, how come you was off for a long period of time?
he dose go to school you know.Which means he problemy has homework
oh...i see. but I have school too...in fact, Im at school right now. its recess. :D I think I'm failing already...
lolz dont say that lolz well I don't start until next week, what gread are you in?
12th, thanks for asking, lol. first day of school and I already got 8 pages of science homework!! >:(
lolz well I was more asking Jack but thatnks for letting me know lolz
lol i know but i couldnt miss the opportunity.
well since we'er talking about which gread where going in I'm going into 8th
wait...your almost 14 right? how could you be only going into 8th when your 14? im 16 and im in 12th!!
lolz cause my parents we'er stupid. Since our birthday is in November and here in CO you have to be a certian age to be in P-K I had to wait a whole eatra year to go int P-K. Ya life sucks.
They have that same rule in PA, but my school gave my parents the option of letting me start a year early or not to, since nov 24 is on the cutoff.
lolz nice :D the cut off here is September 20 I think.
ah, so you should be a freshmen this year. i was 14 when i was a freshmen too.
Yep. well I will be 14 when I'm a freshman. I'll just be 15 too.
The HH is most dangerous cause its biggest influenjce is Hannible Lector.
To Jack: Homework is a small reason. The big reason is Counter Strike. I GOT IT WORKING AGAIN!!!
I should have guessd that much, the way you talk about it, it's like your in head over hills love.
What? It's fun. I get to play against other people for free which is extremely fun. BTW, are you makin fun o me? :'(
not at all am just saying that if your not here or at school your palying Counter Strike. Or at leat that' how it seems.
That's not true. I have just been playing it alot. And I have gone on worse video game rampages.
I would think so
Besides, I play basketball regularly more than I play Counter Strike rugularly.
Question anyone?
why is mrs .weasley the only fat weasley
She had more than six kids you know.
ha I was going to say that, you suck you stole my answer lolz
I suck wowwypops. Next.
How come dumbledore wasn't able to "Accio" his wand when confronted but draco?
By the way i dont get it here yr 12 you r 17 and yr 8 u r 13 and we dont even get freshmans over here and if we do its university??
i might have been able to answer that if you didnt use all the shortened words and i had any idea what you were talking about.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on September 20, 2005, 08:03:28 PM
How come dumbledore wasn't able to "Accio" his wand when confronted but draco?
By the way i dont get it here yr 12 you r 17 and yr 8 u r 13 and we dont even get freshmans over here and if we do its university??
He was too distracted when he was thinking about last night's "Girls jumping on trampolines day."
Your other question, I don't know what your are talking about.
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP! MAN UP!!! Next.
get a life
What the hell? Don't get so hostile.
sorry sorry sorry
You're forgiven. Now kiss my feet! Just playin. Next question.
Ok where u go to school how old are you when you r in grade 8 (we call grade year (yr)) and grade 12??
I'm fourteen when I'm in 8th and will turn fifteen at the end of my 8th grade year. I think I will be 18 in 12th and turn 19 at the end of 12th. I got ADD and was held back in Pre k for one year. Next and keep to the HP series.
lol....i have ADHD and i caused so much trouble at school..............when i am in Year 8 at school we are 12 going on 13 and year 12 we are 16 going on 17..........thats were we r anyway
Riiiiiight. Next question.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i was only saying coz your place is different way diff to mine...............and i know riiiiight was meant in a sarcastic way lol
Why doesn't Harry hook up with Hermoine??
why do i think that is such a stupid question (just kidding)
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on September 28, 2005, 03:37:51 PM
i was only saying coz your place is different way diff to mine...............and i know riiiiight was meant in a sarcastic way lol
Why doesn't Harry hook up with Hermoine??
If they hook up, they would have a baby, and combining the popularity of H and H, the baby would become so popular that H and H would be "kept out of the loop."
lol......and im not stoopid when it comes to that is just its diff and i wanted to know why
not necessarily - they could persuade the Dursleys to raise the child.
There it wouldn't have to deal with the popularity.
Whatev. Next.
why are crabe and goyle atleast a foot and 1/2 taller than malfoy
They ate Malfoys legs.
i see
You do? How unfortunate.
yeah seeing sucks
one can only imagin
well that is life
How come ron took the rat scabbers when only a cat or toad or owl was allowed?
Rats are a good source of protein.
why is neville so forgetful
*yuck*
I told him not to go bungee jumping be he don wanna listen.
lol.........
How come the firebolt is the best broom out?
Its not. Its just popular because it comes with free hot wings.
why are the hot wings free
because they come with the broom
lolz
hey goblets supposed to be answering these not you
anybody can answer if they think their answer will be funny.
realllllllllllllllly
yes, we kinda got that worked out many pages ago. he doesnt want a lot of people writing resposes to it, but if hes at a loss for a funny respose he doesnt seem to have a problem with someone writing it as long as he gets the first crack at it.
oh i didnt read that far back i started doin this at about pg.18
jon your saying Boo ya is that what ron stoppable says, is that where u got it from??
Why does hermoine follow SPEW??
Yes, let me answer them. If you want to answer, feel free to copy me and start your own topic.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on October 6, 2005, 07:27:48 AM
jon your saying Boo ya is that what ron stoppable says, is that where u got it from??
She is belememic so it fits.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on October 6, 2005, 07:27:48 AM
jon your saying Boo ya is that what ron stoppable says, is that where u got it from??
who is ron stopable
Theres a show call Kim Possible on Disney channel oh well i dont know if u get it or not but her best friend is ron stoppable and they stop crimes happening and when ron is excited hes say "BOO YA"
Just stick to the HP series.
Why do all the students wear black
Quote from: KeeperGirl on October 7, 2005, 09:10:29 AM
Theres a show call Kim Possible on Disney channel oh well i dont know if u get it or not but her best friend is ron stoppable and they stop crimes happening and when ron is excited hes say "BOO YA"
whatever
jon u asked................
Why did harry name is owl hedwig?
Quote from: LavyBrown on October 9, 2005, 03:39:26 AM
Why do all the students wear black
It was either that or super gay pink.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on October 9, 2005, 11:23:54 AM
jon u asked................
Why did harry name is owl hedwig?
If you examine the name, Hedwig is also Harry's hair. (hint: Head+wig)
lol
and i know i asked
yer i know you did....................lol thats funny goblet ummm
Why are the House elves really hired into hogwarts??
Quote from: KeeperGirl on October 10, 2005, 03:41:57 PM
yer i know you did....................lol thats funny goblet ummm
Why are the House elves really hired into hogwarts??
Dumbledore had to do something to get rid of the meat shortage problem.
lol
I get that all the time. Next.
How come none of the characters ever have to use the bathroom?
Huggies were on the back of the list of school supplies.
lmao......................thats good
why is ron a red head?
He is angry all the time, and red heads always get angry.
how come none of the characters have allergies?
Imagine a very sentimental moment for 15 seconds.......did that? Okay now imagine this, the character sneezed in the other characters face during the moment. Is it still sentimental? I didn't think so. :P
i must get angry then but me hair aint red like rons its closer to brown but its red u know
How come wizards can live for centuries?
They live off twinkies.
What are twinkies
elongated donuts
http://www.blessed2bless.us/images/by-steve/twinkies-from-god/twinkies.jpg
Arrrrrrr right
uuuummmm why does george work with fred at www because in real life normally twins dont work together
They are siamese. Think about it! I have never seen one in one place and one in the other, Next question!
u have a good point but at the same time a bad point
but wat about when they r flying they arent always together then
You know whats funny? You are treating my answer as if they are really are siamese.
is....jon....serious....?? :o
no not really
You asked a question Neo. So to put it in a funny way, ummm, yes. Yes he is.
why is seumus such a jerk in book 5
cause hes one all ready!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! :)
no hes not
He found out that Harry's crush wasn't on him.
lolz
why is Mrs. weasley so uptight
Duuuhhhh, she has red hair.
ummm??? that makes no sense
(Hint: It's commonly thought that people with redhair have a shorter temper than other people.)
its tru it came on sky news!!! That wat they said you dont mess around with them!!!!
What's it going to take to get you banned?
who do you want banned
Kojo.
oh I see
has he done something wrong
He's just being a complete ass and spamming.
well isnt jon weasley like that too why dont you want him banned
you are on thin ice pal >:(
We've tried Lashik, we've tried.
multipul times i belive how many neo just humor me >:(
Eh. I'm growing to tired of this site to care. Next question.
Why isn't the womping willow forgiving???
Well, i cant imagine it being sensitive.
In the 7th book, is Ginny going to die?
No, but she does become a black widow. (kills husbands for money)
What job did Lily and james potter have b4 they died?
is cedric diggory really gay in real life???or are the just rumors??ppl say he is after ron!!!that tru too??? :o :-X :-X http://[move][/move]
hey goblet
Are you saying that hermoine likes ron not harry or hat are you saying. Because in book 1 or 2 when she was running she gave harry a hug and ron only a handshake. Thats what i dont also understand. Now my cousin again is asking why did they listen to harry about his house. Because he said he wanted gryiffindor and he was placed in it also?
Quote from: Kojo on February 16, 2006, 05:04:44 AM
Are you saying that hermoine likes ron not harry or hat are you saying. Because in book 1 or 2 when she was running she gave harry a hug and ron only a handshake. Thats what i dont also understand. Now my cousin again is asking why did they listen to harry about his house. Because he said he wanted gryiffindor and he was placed in it also?
Um....I'll just say that Hermione and Ron are getting together, cause JK is like that. And Harry just didn't want to go to Slytherin.
Quote from: paavni123 on February 13, 2006, 09:31:03 PM
is cedric diggory really gay in real life???or are the just rumors??ppl say he is after ron!!!that tru too??? :o :-X :-X http://[move][/move]
I roll my eyes in your general direction.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on February 10, 2006, 12:04:06 PM
What job did Lily and james potter have b4 they died?
They sold life insurance.
Your not getting ask many questions now!!
UMM
For muggles there is Heaven and Hell, what is it for the Magic World???,
I dont know what question to ask coz so many are on here already, i dont think anyone would've ask you this!!
Real World= Heaven and Hell
Magic World= Miles Davis and Richard Simmons
Goblet i have no idea who they are??
i think their from KISS, am i right gob?
Okay, let me make this a little clearer.
(http://makemebad.net/geek/immagini/Miles%20Davis.jpg)
Miles Davis=Heaven
(http://premierespeakers.com/photos/1180.jpg)
Richard Simmons=Hell
*SMAKES HEAD ON KEYBOARD* how could I have been so stupid and forget who Richard Simmons is?! Stupid! Stupid! Gene Simmons is KISS, not Richard! GAH!
Fwahahahaha. Okkkaaayyy. Next querstion, dawgs.
sorry but i dont get it - but who cares no point explaining
Please get a firmer grip on the outside world. Question.
Lol that was mean gob
Yes, but it was funny though. Next question.
why are wands made out of wood?
Wands are made out of wood now? I always thought they were made out of holly and walnut. Did the little childeren in Asia change the textures? Next question.
Why didn't harry shake hands with malfoy when they met??
Harry noticed the bathrooms didn't have any sinks.
But they did
What would krum say if hermione and on get together?
I know they did, but its just funny.
Ahhhh, vooks vike I von't be hittin' that avter all.
lol, thats funny
ummmmmmm
What does Harry REALLY think of cho??
Harry would yell "Fire in the hole!" if he mentioned Cedric.
lol
i dont have a questions cant think of any
Perfect.......I'm bored.......ask...a...question...someboday.....
who is harry going to marry?
why did harry dump ginny
Quote from: looney on March 10, 2006, 01:15:09 PM
who is harry going to marry?
Nobody, cause that would mean splitting money with another man. (yes, man. I'm not saying hp is gay, its just a freakin' joke)
Quote from: harry_is_dark on March 11, 2006, 03:12:15 AM
why did harry dump ginny
Okay, I got an answer, but its disgusting. IM me you want to know what it is.
i think i know what you are going to say too lol is it soemthing to do witht he red hair the weasleys have??
Uh, no. You just have to be old enough to see a pg-13 movie for me to tell you.
then it shouldn't be too rude and no i wasn't thinking dirty either not what your going to stay just something about red head tempers
uhhhh, I don't get offended. Just ask anotha question.
im not offended, why do ppl think that when i say something back??
I never thought you were offended. Ask a question related to tthe HP series please.
(http://www.riddler.com/images/sad_puppy.jpg)(http://city.hokkai.or.jp/~otomihsi/novel/gun/beretta.jpg)
SOMEBODY ASK ANY KIND OF QUESTION QUESTION OR THE PUPPY GETS IT!!!!!!!
OK OK!!!! JUST DON'T HURT THE PUPPY!!!!
Why dose voldy have pale white skin?
Actually, he's black. Just really, really, really ashy.
oh ok
*loads gun*
AAAAWWWWW UMMMM......... why dose hogwarts have a forest next to it?
Lavy, didn't you know that Voldemort was Michael Jackson? That's why he wants to kill Harry, he doesn't want him to come forward and accuse him of molestation again.
LOL * falls on floor laughing*
Indeed Nayo. And I answered this question few times already. So, I will need a new answer. Hmm, just for that. *fires a warning shot above the puppy's head, and he cowers in fear* Now, where was I? Ah yes.
The forest is where Dumbledore buries his bodies.
who did dumbledore kill?
*Dumbledore comes in wearing baggy pants, a hoody, has a gray afro, and pointing a glock sideways*
DD: YO!!! WHO DUN ASKIN' QUESTIONS 'BOUT MY S***!!!?
Gob, please, stop trying to act gangster. Your not. Its not funny. Its just stupid.
Really? Wow. You're right. I should stop being stupid. Do you want to be my best friend? Perhaps braid each other's hair? Have a tea party? I have lots of dolls. Maybe you can bring some of yours too.
Come on now! I'm not trying to act ghetto and gangsta or any crap like that! It just this fictional Dumbledore that is acting "gangsta." And if you think if its not funny, well, not everything I put down as a joke is going to be funny to you. I just know that somebody else that reads my posts in this topic is going to find my jokes funny, even though you find them stupid.
stop fighting you two
Its not just that one post Gob. Its all the time with you. Almost every post you make has rap lyrics in it, or you trying to act black. YOUR NOT.
Grow up.
Dude, you are just wrong. I like rap. I like the beat, the lyrics, almost everything. Does that make me black? No, it doesn't. I'm %100 white. Its almost as if you have a problem with people who like rap.
The only times I ever try to act "black," I am joking about it. So please, do everyone a favor, and learn to recognize and take a joke.
for the love of god please stop this converstation and move on
I like rap but i also lke others too and im 100% white lol soo anywayz neo and gob just chill out dudes.....................
Gob
Who was snapes g/f throught school if he ever had one??
WHY DOES EVERY ONE CONSIDERES THAT' hARRY CAME 2 KNOW THAT SIRIUS IS HIS GODFATHER 2 MNTHS AGO' .EVEN THOUGH HE CAME 2 KNOW LONG TIME AGO, HE CAME 2 KNOW HE WAS INNOCENT 2 MONTHS AGO AND HE WONT WRITE A LETTER 2 A MURDERERWOULD HE ?
Well, I'm back. First post in awhile. I went away because there was something better to do than spend time at this site. But out of curiosity, I went here. Anyways... I'm wondering whether if anybody even goes here anymore.
Quote from: KeeperGirl on May 6, 2006, 12:33:14 PM
I like rap but i also lke others too and im 100% white lol soo anywayz neo and gob just chill out dudes.....................
Gob
Who was snapes g/f throught school if he ever had one??
I honestly don't care about the argument anymore.
No, he was a crazy hook nosed greased up sweating teenager riddled with acne. No girlfriend.
Quote from: cutediva on August 26, 2006, 11:42:52 PM
WHY DOES EVERY ONE CONSIDERES THAT' hARRY CAME 2 KNOW THAT SIRIUS IS HIS GODFATHER 2 MNTHS AGO' .EVEN THOUGH HE CAME 2 KNOW LONG TIME AGO, HE CAME 2 KNOW HE WAS INNOCENT 2 MONTHS AGO AND HE WONT WRITE A LETTER 2 A MURDERERWOULD HE ?
WHY DOES YOU TYPE LIKE THIS OMG YER NOT LITERATE!
(Ignoring the fights)
My question is as follows...
Why is the sky blue and how DO you get them ships into those tiny bottles?
Good question Kiara!
I have one too-
Why do people lie?
for those of u who don't know what it is there a questions. the game board looks like this
mash
boys/girls (pick girls if u boi bois if u gurl)
1Gavin
2kyle
3Cesar
cars
1mustang
2corvet
3slug bug
states
1Hawaii
2Cali
3new york
kids
1 0
2 6
3 2
4 3
jobs
1author
2singer/dancer
3actress
names for kids
1Sasha
2Emma
3kike
4kikiana
numbers
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
12
13
14
15
16
17 my number
18
19
20
the rules just go you pick whatever the catergory is and you pick any number 1~20 and i want you to post ur answer's on the board and i will tell you ur fate and junk i have my answer's filled in so that u get the feel of how this game works you run ur mouse up and down over the numbers and u stop on a #with ur eyes being closed while ur numbers come its considered ur lucky number u also have to post ur lucky number! (mash stands for the houses that you live in m~mansion a~apartment s~shack h~house) no peeking so that u know ur answer's
why is snape's Pantrounes a FEMALE stag.