Yo mama so fat thread. Post yo mama so fat....and the joke. Thats all there is too it. I'll start off.
Yo mama so fat that she filled up the bathtub and then turned on the water.
Yo mamma so fat when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mamma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mamma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she sits around the house...
One at a time please Nay-o. Yo mama so fat, her periods are known as the Red River.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
YO mama so fat, she was born the first day her mother was preganant.
Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craig's and they said "We asked for your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat...cancel that one, too disgusting.
Yo mama so fat, her one cell DNA sample was 7 feet tall.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw the numbers 90210 toghter was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat, somebody took a picture of her, and it wouldn't fit in the copier.
(who we be talking this to anyway?)
(our freinds ;D)
Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Empier State Building and bounced right back up.
Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Empire State Building, but failed because her belly was already on the ground.
Yo mama so fat she has TB....two bellies
Yo mama so fat, she was on the channel 4 news but her ace spreaded to channel 5, 8, and 11.
Yo mama so fat I swerve o avoid hitting her in the road and I ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat, she afgffrecccccted mer trygpin.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a red dress people yell"Cool-aid!"
Yo mama so fat she has to take a bath in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
hahahahahahahahahaa
Yo mama so fat, she don't have periods, but exclamation marks.
Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat other women revolve around her.
Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama so fat, added all the digits in her weight and turned them into salads, the world would be a rainforest.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Ahhh the joys of adolescence
You guys are so bad! :P
Here's one straight from Russel Peters: Yo mama so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck
Yo mama so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.
Yo mama so fat, that she got fat off of Subway.
Yo momma so fat that when a bus comes by she chases it saying "Stop that twinkie!"
lolz where did u come up wit that
ive had it for a while
o ok
yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles poppod out
yo mommas so fat, wen she went in da ocean, the humpback whales started to sing "we are family! even though your fatter than me!"
yo mama so fat she was baptised at sea world
Yo Mama so fat seh uses the Highway for a slip and slide
(Not a yo mama so fat but here are a couple others that kinda go with)
Yo mama so poor I pooped in ehr livingroom and she said thanks for the heat.
Yo mama so hairy even her nipples have froes
hehe this is a funny one
your mama is so poor i saw her one day with only one shoe. I asked her did you loose a shoe? she said no I found one. ;D
Yo mama so fat, when she wants to get a natural tan, she has to go to the beach at 7 in the morning and leave at 7 in the afternoon. And that's just for her face.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped on 4th ave. she landed on 13th ave.
Yo mama is sooo fat...she fat... ooh diss...
Two things:
1: That was the worst joke I've ever heard.
2: Try to avoid posting on old topics like this. It's dead, so let's keep it that way.
yeah that was the point
1)Your momma so fat, she laid in the ocean and got claimed as the new world
2) Your momma so fat, last time she went water skiing she needed two aircraft carriers
3) Your momma so fat, she wore a malcom X t-shirt and helicopters tried to land on her
4) Your momma so poor, she went into mcdonalds and put a milkshake on lay-away
5) Your momma so dumb, she thinks an octopus is an eight sided cat
6) your momma so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
7) Your momma so old, her social security number is zero
((LOL....wow this is an old topic now....but anyways...))
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
ha see i restarted this post which apparently ppl like to do yo mama jokes so i don't see y i got yelled at ??? :'(
ive got a couple
Yo Mamma is so fat...I took her to a haunted house, she came out with a job application!
Your mama is so fat that they use her as a crash pad for action sequences.
Yo Mama is so fat she goes into the elevator round and comes out square.
((LOL....it's okay Ron.....))
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
((these aren't yo mama so fat jokes....but they're pretty funny....))
haha i like em
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mama's so old, she has an autographed copy of the bible from Adam and Eve!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth ;D
Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
lmao a lotta those are repeats. Here's a lot, enjoy
Your mommas so fat i have to grease the door and stick a twinkie on the other side to get her through
Your mommas so poor i found her grocery shopping the other night, then i told her to get the hell outa my trash can.
Your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.
Your mommas so ugly her momma through her out of the window at birth and got charged for littering.
Your mommas like a big mac, she thick and juicy and only 1.59 on mondays
Your mommas like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows and then you just put her in the closet.
Your mommas so fat she falls of both side of the bed.
Your mommas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mommas so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
lol told you i was full of these haha
((LOL....I have more.....I'm not going to post them all at once.....))
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat *ss over!
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
lol make sure you read all of them because lodda yours are repeats
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
((okay....trying....?))
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo Mamma is so fat...I took her to a haunted house, she came out with a job application!
im not sure if i did those yet or not, but they're funny, and ur doin fine!!!! i just found 1 solid source and i was set!!
lol, POST MORE ON THIS ONE GUYS
Yo mamas so fat when she walked by the tv i missed my show
ok will do
Yo mama so poo' I saw her kickin' a can down the street.
I said, What you doin'?
She said, I'm Movin'!!!