A new thread to put up your favorite quotes :P
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There's a hundred years of history, and a hundred 'fore that,
all gathered in the thinking goin' on beneath his hat.
The cold flame burns within him,
'till his skin's as cold as ice,
And the dues he paid to get here,
are worth every sacrifice.
All the miles spent sleepy drivin',
all the money down the drain,
all the if I's, and nearlys,
all the bandages and pain.
All the female tears left dryin',
all the fever and the fight...
Are just a small down payment,
on the ride he makes tonight.
It's guts and love and glory,
one mortal's chance at fame.
His legacy is Rodeo,
and Cowboy is his name.
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-- I can't remember the movie..
Aww yeah! I love to type quotes.
'I may not have grown an inch since then,but I can't let my heart stay stuntted too'
--Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)
'Because we're not Gods.'
--Ditto
(this one has to be done like this)
Lt. Col. Maes Hughes: 'Hey, I've got a message from the Colonel.'
Edward Elric: 'You mean Mustang?'
Hughes: 'Yeah he says "Don't die under my command, your enough of the trouble without the paperwork." That was it.'
Ed: 'Tell him is said, "There's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a god complex!'
All from the same show!
There are those that get it.
There are those that get it if you tell them.
There are those who will NEVER get it.
Then there are those that get it
and just don't care.
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We are born with our eyes closed and our mouths open, and we spend our whole lives trying to reverse that mistake of nature. -Dale E.Turner
'Humankind cannot gain anything, without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.'
Alphonse Elric (FMA)
'As long as I add the word honey when I yell at you, it's okay!'
--My Mommy! (yeah, she says that)
The older I get, the better I was.
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Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action. - Goethe
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Sometimes it's a little better to travel than to arrive. -Robert Pirsig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)
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When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. -Seneca
One of my personal favorites:
If idiots could fly, the sky would be black.
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"What happened, where are they?"
"I don't know sir, they must have hyperjets on their ship!"
"And what do we got on this thing, a quesinark?!"
"No sir!"
"Well find them, catch them!"
"Yes sir! Prepare ship for light speed!"
"No! No! Light speed is too slow!"
"Light speed too slow?"
"Yes! We'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed"
*gasping*
"Ludicrous speed?! Sir we've never gone that fiast before, I don't know if the ship can take it!"
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!"
Lol it really has no message for life but I love Spaceballs so I had to put it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
John Stuart Mill
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
Malcolm Forbes
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Mark Twain
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Quote from: Em on November 27, 2005, 09:51:02 AM
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
John Stuart Mill
grrrr....
"A liberal is someone so openminded their brains fall out."
Harry Potter fan forum... Gotta take quotes from the HP books! (And others, of course :P)
"What's coming will come, and you've got to meet it when it does."
- Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
- Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"Keep your spirits running high and you'll reach the top"
- Munirah (<- My friend)
"Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery."
- Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
- Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly, one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
- Sherlock Holmes, A Scandal in Bohemia
"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact."
- Sherlock Holmes, The Boscombe Valley Mystery
"Nothing clears up a case so much as stating it to another person."
- Sherlock Holmes, Silver Blaze
"It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognise danger when it is close upon you."
- Sherlock Holmes, The Final Problem
"An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains."
- Dutch Proverb
"The shortest pencil is longer than the longest memory."
- David J Agans, Debugging
"What you give is what you get, and the only thing worth having is happiness."
- Acidsolitaire Tip #54, Red Mercury
"Just because the leak is in somebody else's end of the boat doesn't mean your end won't sink when theirs does."
- David J Agans, Debugging
"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
- Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Lines from Terminator!
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her f**ing heart out!
You're terminated, f***er.
[quoting her unborn son] Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or I will never exist.
3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty f***ing real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?
Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It would never hurt him or shout at him or get drunk and hit him or say it was too busy to spend time with him. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers that came over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only thing that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
Oh Katie, I am sorry. I opened Pandora's Box.
What?
Nothing... you remind me of my mother.
The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. I wish I could believe that. My name is John Connor, they tried to murder me before I was born, when I was 13 they tried again. Machines from the future. Terminators. All my life my mother told me the storm was coming, Judgment Day, the beginning of the war between man and machines. Three billion lives would vanish in an instant, and I would lead what was left of the human race to ultimate victory. It hasn't happened, no bombs fell, computers didn't take control, we stopped Judgment Day. I should feel safe, but I don't, so I live off the grid - no phone, no address, no one and nothing can find me. I've erased all connections to the past, but as hard as I try I can't erase my dreams, my nightmares.
By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
I feel the weight of the world bearing down on me. A future I don't want. So I keep running as fast as I can... anywhere... nowhere.
If you can guess where each of these lines come from, I'll give whoever who guesses it correctly the password to my account. (don't go to google, cause Ill know if you do. believe me.)
Stop it with the g*d***m cliches and tell me the f***ing situation!
Anger...is just one big monster...one big monster in a cage. All the s*** you are gonna take is one big rattle of that cage. Sooner or later...that cage's lock is going to need to be tighter, or say goodbye to that one person whom you care the most about. The monster is always angry, only question is...how much?
Says here that only way to kill it, is to make it volunteer for its own death!? What the f*** are we going to do? Read it f***ing Shakespeare!?
I would introduce myself but alas, it seems you already know me, or at teh very most you think you do
~K~
Everyone has an opinion; problem is I don't want to hear them.
~K~
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport
~Unknown~
Holy geez! Did I post those Terminator quotes? Boy, it really HAS been a long time since I've been here. Anyway, I thought of my own quote.
Everyone don't bother looking for the quotes I put down. They are bogus. Yes, I know I was crazy.
"You will grasp the concept that there is no such thing as luck once you realize that the world does not revolve around you."- JMS
(i live by these)
live everyday like its your last.
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carpe diem
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ask a better question
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if you see a snake, know its a snake, then walk to the other side of the rode.
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(random ones either found or invented by myself.)
the mind needs patience for the tunnels it purseus. -ME!
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a man who lacks judgement, deinies his neighbor. but a man of understanding holds his tongue. -the Bible
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a gossip betrays a confidance, but a trustworthy man keeps a secret. -the Bible
• Nothing that's worth having comes easy.
• Do not compare yourself to others, you will be happier.
• Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
• Don't underestimate the power of the heart.
• Take everything into full account.
• To the world you might be just one person. But to one person you might be the world.
haha most of these are fortune cookies...
Carry on in the lost existence that was once a true being. Carry on in the shadow of your former self, one-day you may realize that you were wrong, that you were worth more than you saw.
Jan 20, 2005
~~Celeste in Railyns Lair (~K~)
What fate is it that consumes the passionate heart? It is the fate to dwell in pain filled existence for all eternity, that is what the fate of the passionate heart is, when the heart is used wrongly.
Jan 22, 2005
~~Celeste in Railyns Lair (~K~)
You are but a puppet, used by a witch, one whos strings are held so tightly that if one were to break, you would fall, and fall hard you have my dear old friend, fall hard you have.
Jan 23, 2005
~~Celeste in Railyns Lair (~K~)
Many a man has fallen to a woman, but why is it that they blame the woman when things do not work? Because, a woman is stronger in both spirit and mind, a male is too weak there, and as you have, they perish and become monsters for the world to hate.
Jan 24, 2005
~~Celeste from Railyns Lair (~K~)
Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.
Antiphanes
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is in an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob, and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.
Frederick Douglass (1817 - 1895), Speech, April 1886
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
Do not dream any longer of false prophets and hope, dream now of the light that is knowledge.
Jan 20, 2005
~~Celeste in Railyns Lair(K)
You pathetic, addle minded twit.
Nov 23, 2004
~~Celeste in Railyns Lair(K)
Truly, a story you wish? I am certain we all have stories, thing is, they are not complete as of yet.
Nov 23, 2004
~~Celeste in Walking Alone(K)
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.
Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
Personalities > John Kenneth Galbraith
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Albert Einstein
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
~Stephen King~
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
~Stephen King~
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
~William Shakespeare
Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
~William Shakespeare
A friend is a second self.
~Aristotle
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
~Aristotle