"expecto petronm" said jon when he saw a 3rd year passing by , when they all heard a scream it was the third year of course every one looked and saw jons silvery potronum centuar chasing him out of the common room
"anyone else said jon, come on folks lets duel"
Neo walked up in front of jon with his black hood pulled up over his face. Suddendly his wand flashed up and a spike of light flew out of the end and hit jon in the chest. Since he was a 7th year, Neo had mastered silent spells. Jon was pinned to the wall upside-down, and was being hit by beaters clubs which had appeared in the air.
Xaver appeared behind Neo, waved a hand, and an elephant appeared out of nowhere, and sat on Neo, beating Jon with its trunk. Xaver stuffed his wand in his pocket, and whips out a machine gun.
"Yippee Kai Yay."
-grin-
jon took the beaters bat and threw it at the chanilier above neo breaking his ankle
(wait a min, the chandalier fell through the elephant and hit me ???)
Neo blew up the elephant and stood up. He pointed his wand at Xaver, and he performed the tourture unforgivable curse on him.
(yuck. elephant insides... :P I like random. No sense or purpose whatsoever in my posts, lol)
Xaver screams like a girl and avoids it, ducking behind a big chunk of toast Dumbo. He raises the machine gun over the top of it, and fires in random directions.
(a wizard with a machinegun? lol)
Neo pulled out an RPG and fired it at Xaver, blowing up his cover.
holy Cracker" said jon runnin from them
then when he was outta reached he used a powerful bat bogie charm on xaver
(yep. senseless and irrational, but very fun ;D )
Xaver rolls away just as the RPG hits his protective Dumbo-wall, and ducks under the spell, standing. He pulls out a grenade, takes out the pin with his teeth, and chucks it at Neo, then throws another at Jon.
-waggles eyebrows-
"ExPLODE!!!!"
we're wizards not the marines
(we're wizard mariens ;D)
Neo pulled out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and, after counting to 3, no more, no less, lobbed it at Xaver.
(please tell me you know the referance)
pulls out m60 machine gun "what now neo"
"have it ur way" spins around and shoots
(eh, but one can improvise. Provided, this is a random RP, lol. Exactly , Neo ;D
...Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, is counted, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." ... Didn't know how else to explain it, so I looked it up, again, lol. I hate when I don't know something I know. You know?)
Xaver's eyes go wide, and with a masterful impression of James Bond, or John on Die Hard, he plunges through the window. :P
"Yee-Haw!"
(lol yup ;D "and the people did grin and they feasted upon ocelots, and oragatangs, and grapefruit, and breakfast cereals...." lol such a great movie)
Neo followed him as if he was the great fanged beast of bangdor! ("and then suddendly, the animator had a heart attack, and died")
(lol :P want to start up an (actual) rp? freaking bored over here, :P )
Xaver screams, and begins to spin, drilling through the earth, and coming out on the other side of the world..
(yea, alright, I will)
('eh.' cool, lol)
(alrighty, its in Slytherian)
cool, lol. ;)
keeps spinnin till he runs out of amo
Lashik came in and said"Whats goin o!!!!!"ducking
"fine be that way" pulls out missile blaster "SUCKERS!!!!!!!"
HOLY CRAKER" jon said hiding behind an armchair
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(lolz do you know how ridiculous you all sound right now)
(yes we do its quite amusing isnt it)
(isnt that the whole point lolz)
runs out of amo and starts throwing school suplies
(guys can be so weird but this is weird and funny at the same time. keep posting this is hilarious)
why dont you join in its an rp
(lmfao. great, isn't it?)
Xaver gets stabbed in the eye with a quill, which had randomly flown out the window.
"Arr, you bloody aardvark."
A tank appears, and he hops in.
"Yee-haw. We're all gunna die, so we might as well go out in style."
"not me sucker" as jon jumped out of a window rite through the hole in the womping willow
(hey ill join. and neo that "no more no less" quote is frum monty python and the holy grail with the killer rabit)
phoenix ran dow the steps of the dorms into the common room and chucked a grenade at xaver. then whipped out a shotgun (and how kum were not ded if were using guns????
cuz this must go on forever
"hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha"as jon pulled out an atomic bomb "xaver ur nagasaki and neo ur heroshima " said jon"ddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"
"DIEEEEEEEE!!!! screamed bolt as he kept blind firing. then he pulled out a sword and his wand, snapped his wand in half and ran with the sword screaming.
what kindda name is bolt anyway??????????
i dont know. i was tired and it was late, so i thought quickley. id change it to "naroko" but its too late.
thats even wierder, sorry but it is