Alright. If you haven't noticed, I post funny stories about my day all over the sight. So, I decided that I would organize them and that way people don't have to search the sight to find a funny story.
I'll be posting funny stories about MY day, but feel free to enter stories about YOUR day too!!
So, the other day for gym class, we played soccer, and one of my friends kicked the ball and it hit a guy in his 'soft spot' and he was doubled over for like five minutes and everyone was laughing. Then the kid who got hit is on my bus, and someone said "hey!" and he just goes "My balls still hurt"
okay....... LOL! That has happened too someone in our class too... i think i was gonna laugh myself too death...... it was just like AFV re-watching.....
lol the other day one of the guys in my class was passing out papers and all of the sudden he triped and fell flat on his face! it was so funny that the whole class started laughing! then he just layed there laughing!
omg funny stuff always happens to me... i was in walmart the other night and i was sitting on the benches by the exit waiting for my gf to get outta the bathroom when this girl starts walking up to the doors, nowthey just redid our walmart so we now for some strange reason only have one door instead of two that automatically opens even tho there are still two doors there, anyways she i guess was expecting both doors too open cuz she's just talking away on her cell phone and runs smack into the door that doesn't open and then stands there staring at the door like she's waiting for it to open. lmao finally she realizes that its not going to open and comes in so i'm laughing like a mad woman and she's bright red with embarrasment so i decide to yell " welcome to walmart!" at her. she just kinda looked at me and walked away...yup thats wut happened... lol
rofl that sould allmost like something i saw on tv
A guy in the grade above me was on his hands and knees today crawling around our band room and acting like a monkey! IT WAS HOT!
((jk JK)
u kno it! jk jk
he relly is hot i am not jk jk
haha MONKEY LUV! jk jk too big of age difference... way weird...
im only one year younger! MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!
he tried to pick ticks out of hair.
AHH good times good times!
no offese but i can u c u guys together lol
lol he allways does that kind of stupid stuff to everybody but oh well
weird scary stupid boring crazy times... not very fun
OMG!!!ok so on my bus there's this girl and she had a rootbeer... there was just a tiny bit left and so she dumped it out of the bus window, and it came back in, and it went in this guy's eye!!!!((same guy from the story before)) and then she was all *OMG ARE YOU OK!!!! IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OK!?* and then when he was getting off he was like walking with his arms stretched out before him and then the next day he comes on with sunglasses!!! and then she was talking to him ((the sunglasses were off)) and his eyes looked so distant it was hillarious!
okay so some ppl might hate me for this story and i might be going to h e l l now but omg this is so funny....the other night me and my friend were waiting at a stoplight and this chick is on a bike riding really slow past me so i go "do you want an M&M?" she looks at me in complete shock like i think she had a heart attack so this sound comes out of her mouth i'm not sure if it was directed towards me or if it was just a sound she was making but she goes "DOOP!!!" and then she falls off of her bike right into the grass. Sooo i asked her again if she wanted an M&M i didn't know what else to do....lmao but she didn't want one i guess cuz she just got back on her bike and rode off.....DOOP! muhahahahahahaha
Oh that's hillarious!
I told this one in another place, but its hillarious so I'll tell it again
I was at this sleepover, and everyone was like *so what bus are you on? I'm on bla bla bla...* and so on and so forth and someone goes *So wait... you arent on bus P anymore?* *no Im not on bus P* *oh thats so sad I loved bus P!!* and they kept saying P and then I was cracking up and no one knew why, and then like 5 minutes later when I had somewhat calmed down I just go *You said PEE!!!!* Everyone started laughing it was hillarious!
on my way to taco bell with my bffe today just as we were turning in this kid yells and growls out his widow with his face painted it scared the holy crap outta my friend and i screamed back at him <3 i'm soo awesome lol...and also i fell down the stairs earlier, it was fun i might do it again...
lol...............
One day in my class there was two girls who liked the same guy and then they started fighting over who should have him..... The teachers got to know of it and then they started too talk with them and i was gonna laugh myself to death...... Many others in the class also laughed at them.... IT WAS HILLARIOUS!
Funny!!!!! Ok, so my friend was pissed ((apparently... I never noticed a thing....)) and so this guy was like, do you need a happy note? and then we were doing intentions and under his breath he was like I pray for her... it was hllarious, and then someone wrote her a happy note, and she was like no I dont need a happy note!!! It was great.
haha sorry....that's so stupid....anyways how you guys been?
GREAT!
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Funny!!!!! Ok, so my friend was pissed ((apparently... I never noticed a thing....)) and so this guy was like, do you need a happy note? and then we were doing intentions and under his breath he was like I pray for her... it was hllarious, and then someone wrote her a happy note, and she was like no I dont need a happy note!!! It was great.
Wait who was that?
Well , this isn't really a funnt story but me and my friends, (V, Mads, Molly, Maya, Maya H., and Nat.) just act really stupid all the time. We all do really stupid stuff ecxpecially at lunch hour. Like Maddy was immatating Rihannah eating a strawberry, and I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious.
Haha
ok so this guy on my bus was staring out the back with this really distant look on his face and in a really poetic voice he goes *solder boy up in that ho. watch me crank that. watch me ro. watch me crank that solder boy, and super soak that ho. Super soak that ho! SUPER SOAK THAT HO!!!!* It was the funniest thing ever.
lol....
and I wear flats to school, so then I like always take them off under ny desk, and then this guy who sits across from me put hs foot on it and then I was like trying to grab it with my toes, but I couldn't and then my homie (shes my friend) picks it up and was hugging it then she tossed it under the table and landed right next to my foot, but I didn't know that so I was like *can I please have my shoe back my foot is getting cold!!!* and then I look down and its right there!!!!!!!
lol... That is just so typical!
She told me that on the bus and it was even funnier!
it was kinda one of those "had to be there" moments...
ok today in PE we were playing this tag sort of game. first of all one of the girls runs out there, only to be triped by a line of the gym floor. i didnt know that lines could trip you? then i go out there and im agaisnt one of my friends. i push her, joking around, and then some of the guys yell. "--my name--s getting fiesty!" it was halarious
haha........
Quote from: Vanessa on November 17, 2007, 01:34:28 PM
ok today in PE we were playing this tag sort of game. first of all one of the girls runs out there, only to be triped by a line of the gym floor. i didnt know that lines could trip you? then i go out there and im agaisnt one of my friends. i push her, joking around, and then some of the guys yell. "--my name--s getting fiesty!" it was halarious
he he, i remember when she did that. Shes a dumb blonde!jk Well the next p.e i was against Maddy, he he, she totally lost[[/i actually sucked.] i pushed her and well she threw a cone at me and i took her flag. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, BY THE WAY MADDY, WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN! She beat me like twenty times! I SHALL BEAT MADDY ANOTHER TIME!! HE HE HE!
okay...........
I know this is really old and stuff but i love people funny stuff and starting a new topic is wayyy to much work.
We were playing tennis today and my friends and i were talking about our busdriver. We live by a company that makes chickens its called --- plump.
Julia: My bus driver also works at --- plump
Amanda My bus driver IS --- plump..
It was way funny
nice...
Today my Sis met me in the yard after the place I vounteer closed and dropping me off she met me there and hugged me saying she missed me so much. Well it was weird cause I didn't see her last night and I left before she woke up and she said that she cried this moring when I wasn't home..... MY SIS HAS ISSUES!!
My friends and I saw a random trash can and we were pointing at it and jumping up and down shouting, "TRASH! Trash! " There was a bunch of people looking at us....hilarious wasn't it.....
My friend was driving and it was funny. okay she just got her permit and she was FREAking out it was so funny!
nice nice
I don't have any other funny stories. Its onlly 7 o'clock here.
lol! Ok this one is more creepy than funny, but I was laughing so hard I was crying!
On the bus this kid named Joe (he's huge!) sat in my seat, and I was sitting sideways so I could talk to my friend across th aisle and he squished me against the side. Then I escaped and then went and sat in (what used to be) his seat. Then he came and sat with me and squished mae against the (metal) side of the bus and put his arm around me and I was pretty much balling at this point, and he was like *Jessie why are you crying? Don't cry!* and then (thank the lord!) it was his stop and he had to get off! But I just sat there like laughing/crying my head off!
Does he like you or somthin?
well he asked me out today but it was on aim and I think it was a joke, but since I couldn't see his face so it was hard to tell
Quote from: dobby888 on June 6, 2008, 08:08:49 AM
well he asked me out today but it was on aim and I think it was a joke, but since I couldn't see his face so it was hard to tell
My now boyfriend asked me to a school dance over aim, but since I had just become friends with him at the time, I thought it might have been a joke. Tell him that if he's serious to ask you to your face. ^^
That's a good idea! The bad thing is is that it happened hours ago, so it's too late now... except I could probably make it work if he was on right now! Nope he's not.
Talk to him today then! -at school-
To easily embarrasing....
Well, I would because he's on my bus, but school's over!
No offense but boyfriends are way overrated. this amazingly smart kid once text me "Stick w/ you girls cuz they'll never dump you" and its true. My girls are in for the long haul. I know i can call them in twenty years n' they'll be there for me. Some of the guys that have tried to flirt w. me i know won't be. When ever ppl do flirt w/ me i just walk away. I find it annoying. lol.
lol....omg I have a funny story
from when I was sixteen though...
my cousin he's pretty fat no offense....well he fell asleep on the couch on my cat and when my cousin woke up the cat was dead like all flat and dead......I remembered I cried because I loved that cat.....but now I look back at that memory it's really funny....like the cat was seriously squashed to death
Quote from: uglycupcakes on June 7, 2008, 07:41:52 AM
No offense but boyfriends are way overrated. this amazingly smart kid once text me "Stick w/ you girls cuz they'll never dump you" and its true. My girls are in for the long haul. I know i can call them in twenty years n' they'll be there for me. Some of the guys that have tried to flirt w. me i know won't be. When ever ppl do flirt w/ me i just walk away. I find it annoying. lol.
I find it better to stick with a middle ground. Who I date has no impact on my friends, just as my friends have no impact on who I date.
Quote from: harrypotterfan:) on June 7, 2008, 09:46:58 AM
lol....omg I have a funny story
from when I was sixteen though...
my cousin he's pretty fat no offense....well he fell asleep on the couch on my cat and when my cousin woke up the cat was dead like all flat and dead......I remembered I cried because I loved that cat.....but now I look back at that memory it's really funny....like the cat was seriously squashed to death
Wow, I couldnt help but laugh at that. But poor cat :-\
That's so sad!! and yet funny at the same time... lol!
Izzy that's totally true!
Yes! For sure. And don't let just some guy (no offense to any guys here) ruin a friendship with someone.
Yeah because then if the guy leaves you, who have you got?
No one... So don't fight with your best friend about a guy.
Definitley not! It's totally not worth it!!
Off that topic, does anyone have a funny story??
Hmm well I had a fun day, but not a funny story.
I do!!
When I was like 7 my sister locked me in the bathroom where my nanny worked and I was stuck in there for 3hrs.. My sis had slipped cheese and a paper with a drawing on how to get out ...I couldn't figure it out and when my nanny lets me out finally I was sitting on the sink eating my cheese...
That's hillarious!!! Oh my gosh Billie that is so funny! What did your nanny do?
hahaha hilarious.....I could imagine a little girl sitting on the sink eating cheese.....lol
Quote from: Alexis on June 7, 2008, 11:36:30 AM
Quote from: harrypotterfan:) on June 7, 2008, 09:46:58 AM
lol....omg I have a funny story
from when I was sixteen though...
my cousin he's pretty fat no offense....well he fell asleep on the couch on my cat and when my cousin woke up the cat was dead like all flat and dead......I remembered I cried because I loved that cat.....but now I look back at that memory it's really funny....like the cat was seriously squashed to death
Wow, I couldnt help but laugh at that. But poor cat :-\
yeah I know but I have a dog now....and I have learned a lesson....never let my cousin sleep on the couch again....
My nanny asked where I was and my sis started to cry and my nanny ran to the bathroom and unlocked the door WITH HER KEYS...my sister thought she would get in trouble so she didn't tell anyone..
lol.....okay today something hilarious happened.....I was looking for a huge roll of towels when I noticed it was wet....I asked my roommate what happened....she broke down into tears and said that the roll accidentally fell in the toilet and then WASHED it.....omg my room mate is hilarious!
Nice.. I had a very fun day... Okay I went to the airport and for about an hour I was going up and down the escalter(sp) and I was pretending it was an ocean so I surfed down them and the people thought I was crazy.. me and my sis also moshed in the elevater it was fun(like the song Lets go to the mall by Scotty Vanity) then we saw this sign for the phantom of the opera play(i love that movie) and we started to sing the songs from it.... It was sooo fun
ooh I like that song.....you guys are such weirdos...hmm let me see when I go to the airports which is rarely these days.....my younger brother and I would be yelling for food.....that's really all.....you and your sister are hilarious
Haha yall are funny
hmm well today my mom made me and my sister go outside. me and her were walking around and I saw this broken tree plant thing. So I ran towards about to jump over it for no reason at all. But I didnt jump high enough so my legs hit the tree thing and broke it so I fell down in the dirt. Me and my sister were laughing so hard we about died. lol
nice Alexis so you blonde!! lol jk
We ate before we went to the airport tre second time
haha yeah. My face stil hurts lol
I have to go to the airport in a few days cuz im going to Puerto Rico... I dont want to
why not???
will you still get on?
Its going to be hot there and I hate the heat. But I still have to go anyway. who knows maybe itl be fun
You'll love it there!! it will be fun and you will be happy!! hehe so how long will you be gone?? not long I hope?
uh I think we are leaving in 4 days. And going to gone for about 5 days or so. not quite sure
wow I hope you have fun
I don't know if this is really funny, but me and my friends thought it was.
Well on night my friend Jordan and I were are a home basketball game , and we were in the hall way because we didn't feel like watching the game so we went and sat down on the benches that are on the walls at our school. Well Jordan took out her fone and her has the song Barbie girl on it and she started to play it. So I being stupid tell her to play it and I start to lip sing it and there was this group of guys standing not to far away from us and we didn't know that they were there and while she is playing the song and I am lip singing it she looks over and all of the guys are just starring at us and she turned off the song and well I am still singing it and I look at her and am like 'Why did you turn it off?' and she points to the guys that are laughing at us and I get all wide eyed and say 'ekk' and fall off the bench. I got up and I looked at Jordan and we both start to laugh...it was funny.
wow Megan so your a Barbie girl in a barbie world... lol
haha.....but it was bad the guys were some of the guys we hang out with and one of them was the guy I like...
Well then he saw you for want you are... CRAZY!
that was funny...I remember that....haha
lol wow you guys are hillarious!!
Quote from: I loves YOUz on June 10, 2008, 10:59:39 AM
Nice.. I had a very fun day... Okay I went to the airport and for about an hour I was going up and down the escalter(sp) and I was pretending it was an ocean so I surfed down them and the people thought I was crazy.. me and my sis also moshed in the elevater it was fun(like the song Lets go to the mall by Scotty Vanity) then we saw this sign for the phantom of the opera play(i love that movie) and we started to sing the songs from it.... It was sooo fun
One time when me and my brother went to the airport, we went on those like flat escalator things (moving walkways I think they're called) and we kept going back and forth because there were 2 one going one way and one going the other, and there was this restaurant and we kept passing this one lady in the window and the first time we waved and she waved back, the second time we waved she smiled and then the third time she just kind of ignored us and then the fourth time we passed her, she like ducked and turned away... It was hillatrious
wow...nice Jessie! you kno how they are the doors that say push and pull... well I got them confused yesterday at this restuart and kept pulling the push and pushing the pull the I pushed the push and it was lock... so I tried it again and again..nope it stayed locked and after I went out he pull door I watched a guy walk out of the push... it was sad
Haha Billie...wow
Well today I went to the mall all day. Then when I came home me and this dude got in a fight on myspace. HE IS REALLY CREEPY. I dont even know him and he starts saying how he has a crush on me and he wrote me love poems. So I started to tell him off. it was pretty funny.
Wow I'm sorry Alexis.. lol
yeah it was creepy... he lives like 5 states away from me but still...
and I bought the new Twilight book, but I accidently got the wrong one... =[
what do you mean the wrong one...
Those guys are weird I mean I have had someone from way north talk to me and say the normal.. you like me for me and your cute and blah blah blah... it gets annoying.. I dont even like him as a friend its just weird..
I got Eclipse instead of New Moon...
yeah its weird and sorta creepy in a way when people do that... I usually tell them to back off.
oh that make sense..
ya I normally block them
I have a cat named Izzy. He likes to bite my elbow.. >_>
lol nice randomness.. I had a duck named Billybob.. he liked to eat oatmeal and peck at my necklesses when I wore them and he also liked to watch americas most funny videos..
My old bird (RIP) liked to watch Sesame Street..... it was fun... my new bird doesn't though...
One of our cats, Kimba, loves to sit on our laps and watch us use the computer.
Cats aren't supposed to be able to see the screen's contents...but apparently he does.
My cat likes to sit next to me and look out the window and meow at one little bird.
I have this really fuzzy purple pillow and almost everytime he's in my room, he has to walk around on it then lay on it.
We have another cat named Ringo and he looks just like puss n boots. Then Mr.Meow is just the Satan cat. :P Or just a cow. He looks like one. But seeing as I'm babbling on about my cats, I must put something in here about my beloved dog Harley. She is a good dog. ^_^
Not really funny...I havent had very many funny days.
We have too many cats to babble on about...even though my baby Selena just died. Dumn neighbor dog killed her....
Let's see, off the top of my head there is;
Kujiko
Cloud (AKA Kumo)
Lenny
Virgina (Lu lu)
Graylyn (who just had kittens)
Kyo
Chihiro
Bud
Luna Rosebush (who is MALE)
and I mentioned Kimba.
We have even more cats than that...plus a doggy named Bear. He's lab/Akita husky.
Wow thats alot of cats. And im sorry about your baby cat =[
I only have two cats that are twins. Their names are Meow Meow and Kitty Kitty Meow Meow. I dont like cats that much though.
I don't have any cats, but Ginny, by any chance is Kyo named after the fruits basket character Kyo-kun? Oh and I'm sorry about your baby cat... and are the newborns adorable?
Newborn kittens are ugly...
And no, her full name is Kyoko...
We just shorten the names when we get annoye or lazy about it.
One time I went from having 1 dog to 6 in less then 2 hr.s
The local ASPCA flooded and we took in 4 puppys...
and then we started to puppy sit this HORSE (it was a huge dog and it tore up my house I mean the curtains were down the door screen knockewd out)
I miss that dog... and the puppys but I still have my booster!! hehe hes a boxer and oober cute
I had an awesome day today... Okay I went to Arbys with 6 other people and I drink 4 glasses of some type of engery drink and then I burped and I said excuse me then the teacher that was beside me raised her hand to get a drink and I thought she was going to hit me so I said *I said excuse me please dont hurt me* and everyone around me laughed and then I saw these people come in adn one of thier shirts said EMS and I thought it said BMS then they laughed at me then a really pretty thign of lightly stroke and it was pretty so and I laughed the nI got in trouble then I was hyper and I started to shake and I couldn't stop... and it was fun but scary and now Im reading this out loud as I type so I'm still kinda hyper and I'm gonna go play outside with my flag!!! hehe!
haha.....lol
it's raining and its not smart to go out in the lighting wit a metal pole.... *crys* I wanna play wit my flag
lol.....poor Billie*pats Billie on back*
okay sorry for the randomness but it was so funny
there's like a giant thunderstorm here in NJ....and then there was like lightning and thunder....oh my god I swear I jumped three feet off the ground...it's scary and I'm home alone=[
I love thuderstorms they're so much fun!
yeah....I know...the thunderstorm keeps coming back....lol.....it's so cool...I want this town to flood for some reason....rofl
Then you would die and I would cry..
BOO HOO HOO!! lol
I make myself giggle..
You have to be really smart, to make yourself giggle. I think it has been a hidden talent for now! XD
Oh yeah.. i've hidden it prutty good... lol
You wanna hear about funny days? :P
Listen to my story about tonight...mind you, this was after I went and worked for four hours...
I get a text from my friend Stoph askin' if I wanna go to rock and bowl tonight. Of course, I go! The thing is, it's me, Stoph, my boyfriend Scott, and this kid named Zack that we call either Horatio or Cat Jesus (don't ask), and the four of us are baaaaaaaad.
So, I'm the only girl...which was bad enough, because of course they watched every girl in the bowling alley, and talked about their..well, you know how guys are. ANYWAY, I was beating them all in bowling, and so we are all screaming "F___ you you sons of b___" really loud and such. Hahaa, and that's not even the funny part.
Coming home, we have this place called the Buckhorn. It's a stretch of road along the side of a mountain that people have actually been killed on (look up The White Lady of Wopsey). And Horatio decides that he would like to RIDE ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR! The Buckhorn twists and turns a lot, and Stoph usually drives it going 90. So Horatio actually climbs up ontop of the car, and rides the whole BUckhorn up there. Stoph was so scared he'd fall off, that he drove it going 60 instead of 90. With me half outta the window talking to Horatio, hahaa.
And for all, that is ILLEGAL and DANGEROUS. Do NOT follow our examples...cause we are bad lil' childrens.... ;D
rotflmfao.... lol wow.. Go Ginny!
Yuppers, it was fun.
And Horatio almost got us into a fight. He was staring at this really hot girl, and her boyfriend did that thing where he points at his eyes, then at you...the "I'm watching you" thing. So Horatio, this itty bitty but tall kid goes, "You watching, huh?" And like...thumps his chest like an ape or something. So we go to the parking lot and this guy is in his car yelling out, "Whats up DAWG?" So me, Horatio, Stoph and Scott scream back "Nothing much, nigga."
Mmm, we are not racist, but we do know that little white boys hate to be called that. So he peels out, and we are so very tempted to follow him, but there were two intersections right outta the parking lot, so we couldn't find them. We were gonna race them....cause, again, we are bad lil' childrens.
Haha. Thats priceless.
I have fun with these guys...the night before this, what was gonna be a date, ended up being a group thing with the four of us. And we were going to go to the mall, so we're in the parking garage, squealing tires (cause it's funneh) and Horatio was screaming something...and Stoph was laughing evily, and then we go around this curve and some girl was in our lane. Almost a head-on collision, and both cars stop and Horatio just sits there screaming over and over again, "AHH AHH AHH AHH."
Kinda a "you had to be there" thing. ;D
AHHHH
wow.. you have crazy friends.. lol
These stories are great! Sounds like something me and my friends would do... :]
GWEN STOLE THE MEH! *cries*
MEH!!!!
Gwen is confused...
And is sad cause she made someone cry.
I sowwy :[
Its otay *sniffle*
I was kidding.
lol wow..
Good! Tehe I don't like it when I make people sad :[
My friend freaked out on me because I said he was addicted to Guitar Hero and says it was a crude joke...
How do you react to that?
He always makes me feel bad and then goes and pity's himself. major mehhhhh
Oh im sry.. lol
I have a friends that's the same. He always calls me some names, but when I call him that back, he gets mad and thinks I'm being serious. Blahh its so unfair :[
I usually either just don't say anything or really really try to make it obvious that I'm just joking around.
my funny 5minutes.. lol
I went to take a drink and I missed my mouth and now I have diet Dr.Pepper and ice all in my shirt... its oober cold.. and I jumped up and jumped around until the ice was out.. but now my shirt is all wet.. ugh.. and its cold..
lol.......oh I didn't know meh was Sky's word....o.O
shes always using it how could you not!! lol
Hehe.
hehe oopsies=O
Okay I have this weird crazy(sky) person and she sent me this funny thing and it was funny and kinda gross..... hehe
I just got back from vacation...I feel like ive missed alot here
YaY!! your back hehe!! we missed you!! lol hehe
haha I missed yall too. So what i miss?
nothing except me got new people who actually posted instaed of making an accout and leaving!!!!!! so YaY!!! go them!
haha yay! We need more people here
hmm nothing else really funny happened today. Rode a 5 hour plane ride then hung with some friends...
yea we need lots of people so hehe!! all the guest that read this should join right about ...............NOW!! hehe
haha yeah ill be waiting on here all day...waiting for them hehe
*whispers* Shhh Alexis they can't know where here..*looks around for new people*
wow lol
*hides in a corner with a flashlight* Im waiting for them! *whispers*
*digs a hole and jumps in it with a bag of gummy worms* What I might get hungry *whispers in a high pitched voice* hehe
*sneaks over to the hole with a full bag of groceries* Who knows how long we'll be waiting *tries to climb out* ugh its too crowded! *sits down and cries*
*digs a much bigger hole* Great now if newbies come then we will all be stuck in the whole *screams for help then cries as she shoves gummy worms in her mouth like fat kid does to cake..
*flashes the flashlight in Billies eyes* save some gummi worms for the new people!
*hides gummy worms in dirt* What gummy worms? *said with a full mouth
*looks around* WOW THEY DISSAPEARED!! *gets confused and looks at Billie* What are you eating?
.......Alex hears a noise and walks over and suddenly falls down the small hole and starts screaming.....I SMELL GUMMI WORMS!lol so bored=P
*looks at Alexis smiling* nothing * said in a cute little kid lieing tone *looks at Alex* NO YOU DONT........
*Alex nods* YES I DO! now give me the gummi worms!
NOOO!! *runs then stops and thinks and put down shirt(thats were I put everything hehe sry)* Ha what now
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*falls down hole* CANDY!!!!!
((LOL!!))
*jumps on candy* no back off..MINE!!!
*waits until Billie is distracted and steals the candy on the ground* HAHA! *sits in the corner and eats it*
*looks at Alexis sadly* but...but..thats my candy that you brought with your own money
Aww I wants candy *cries and gives them back and eats the candy on the ground* :P
*smiles while eating then looks at Alexis and throws more cand you the ground* you can have that
Yum! *eats the candy* Ew licorice! *throws it at Billie*
your wel... *falls over dead when licorice hits her.
(lol!)
*stares at Billie* Uh...oops... *looks around nervously* Dont blame me, it was the licorice
*Jumps up and beats the shi.. poop outta the licorice*
(hehe i hate licorice)
*slowly backs away and throws a pebble at the licorice*
(ew me too)
*laughs at the licorice as it bleed to death* hehe I dont know
*looks up* I didnt know licorice could bleed?
rofl......Billie has a great imagination that's all....lol I just want to share with everyone about my funny day today....I went shopping so I took the public transportation with my mother
There was three teenagers[two girls and one guy] as he was leaving the bus the guy didn't want to pay and they started cursing using f**k at least six times in every sentence. The bus driver who was an old man curse back using f#%k and other words I didn't understand to reply....when we left the station the bus driver started cursing in Spanish and then when I got off the bus he cursed at me too..................I was about to start shouting but my mom ushered me outside.....sorry I'm hyper.......and bored 'kay see you guys.........it was funny but I didn't write the whole situation..........anyway see you around!
Thanks... I think.. hehe
LOL! That's funny!
*Watches the licorice bleed* Woah....
*Screems in high pitch girly voice* ((Somewhat like Joe)(Jessie knows what I mean)) "Bloody Licorice!"
rofl........first time I see licorice bleed=]
((LOL!!!! I know EXACTLY what you mean!))
Oh just kill it already! You're making it suffer! *Jessie looks at licorice and then said* wait what flavor licorice was it?
Rainbow.... *looks at it then rips it up and throws at everyone*
I've never had rainbow.... *Grabs a flying peice and eats it.* Weird!
cool........*looks at the piece of rainbow licorice suspiciously* is this edible?
probably not..... *shrugs and eats more* I think the blood adds some extra flavor....
HEHE
Lol wow Megan.... you are so random... *eats more licorice*
Oh, and you guys aren't? Lol!
::) Ok, maybe I am a LITTLE.....*chews on licorice and looks like a little kid*
*laughs evily* that was your own blood....hehe
This is kinda random but...
I found a new smiley!!! >> >:D <<
and today I busted a vein or something in my foot...its swollen...
How'd ya find the smiley??????
oww that would hurt....
Okay yesterday was AWESOME!!!!!! okiee I went to my cousins wedding and then to a dinner thing then they had the first dance thing and after that anyone could dance so I was dancing for 2-3 hours!! it was soo much fun... except at Dinner when the waitress kept calling everyone BUT me lady ma'am sir mister no she called me ladybug... everytime she saw me she would smile at me and call me ladybug.... I mean it was weird... she would say things like "hey ladybug" and things like that and then smile.... it was scary...
> : D Like that but without the spaces >:D
Haha thats funny...I wonder why she would call you ladybug :P
>:D hehe
I dont know I wasn't wearing ladybug colors and I didnt have anything that looked like a ladybug on me... it was just weird...
I was walking back to my dorm when there was this old man and I was like "Wow! What a stude" And i ment to say Stud and Dude all at the same time. It was redicolouse and i have been contionuing to use it.
My grandmother had a stroke today...my dad has to drive up to Chicago to see if she is going to be okay....=(
....well....that's not funny at all....
I hope your grandmother is gonna be okay, Alexis.
Thank you. I hope so too.
But from what I heard, it wasn't a very bad one so thats good at least...
Wow. I know what your going through. My grandmother is in bad health and its so scary!
I'm sorry it must suck having grandmothers in bad health...
Yeah my grandpa had lung cancer for 15 years... and then we thought he had pnuemonia.... which would have been bad but he didn't
thats good... but bad about the lung cancer
My grandmother was supposed to come home tommorrow from the hospital but for some reason she passed out...they dont know whats up so they are gonna have to do more surgery...
oh mi... im sorry that would suck...
To have lung cancer for 15 years is really something.
OKAY this is my funny day post not the make Billie wanna cry post...
Okay. I shall write a fictional funny day post.
Carl: So today I went to the spa to get my chest hair removed and to loosen up my tense muscles, right? And then this HUGE man-lady with tiny eyes comes up and starts poundin' on my back and I'm like "AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" And It's all "ME HUNGRY." And I'm all "OWW! STOP IT!" And It's like "Duuuuuuhhhhh my name is Helga."
Oh wow. I can't believe I wrote that.
lol i have a frined named Carl he thinks hes a ninja.... like really he has ninja sword and those nija things your throw... its pretty kewl
I want to buy a keyblade from a sword shop. Then a kunai. Then Katana.
I need to buy a dictionary....
Haha. I'll post pics of them later.
Haha Billie...
My twin brother used to have a katana...doesnt anymore though
This is kinda random but..
I thinking about dying my hair black...if my mom would let me....*sigh*
okiee DAY!!! hehe
NO OFFENSE
But why are alot of people dying their hair black? Is it the In thing or something? I've seen so many people with Skinny Jeans, Vans, Black hair, and dark make-up *Though sometimes it looks good on certain people*. But what do I know. I'm just curious.
Yeah I don't really get it either, but (no offense) I'm more of a happy goth (not to say that I or any of you are goth), but like I have converse and dark skinny jeans, but I wear it with my bright yellow tweety shirt that says "I wuv you"
No offense bean but i could NEVER see you being goth. just because. its not a bad thing.
MY funny day. Yesterday me andmy mom were outside playing frisbee and we started throwing it the window of our computerroom. When my brother didn't come to the window to see who it was my mom goes "We should put a ladder up to the window and squirt him!" So we did! It was so funny and he got really mad and came outside and tackled me! Even though it was totally my mom's fault!
lol nice!
Wow. I'm just a simple red head. Jeans. Hoodie. Black Converse. Glasses. ><
Well my hair is very dark brown and I dont really like it. Everyone around here has blonde hair and designer clothes. I just want a change.
No offense to anyone...
Oh don't worry about it. Change can be good. I'm not saying you shouldn't die your hair black. I was just wondering why so many people seem to do it. I can't even afford designer clothes and I will never dyeing my hair blonde. I don't even plan on dyeing it.
I have dark brown hair... and everyone always say its black... then at my school all it is is prep and the rich kids... I'm a nerd!! hehe not reeally not im not a snob or wear the clothes they were. I love my converse and flats. I don't like heels... or boots unless there work boots.... hehe
Yeah. Anything but boots. I haven't really worn heels.
People at school:
- Preps
- JocksNerds
- Unlisted
- People I want to kill
I totally screwed up that list. lol.
Well at my school its like this:
70%-prep
20%-nerd
10%-other
Other are things like emo, skater, loners and people like that.
Im qualified with the emos, along with about 4 other people....
by the way, how did you make those circle things Sky?
hmmm mi list would be
*preps
*jocks
*wanna be prep
*snob
*cheerleaders
*cool nerds(mi cheer friend jess-E-KA calls me)
*skaters
*band geeks(get called)
*emo(yuppers... called it a lot)
*bad boys...
*nerd(yepp popular kids call me a nerd)
*unknown(im 'that one girl' ..)
*this one guys everyone hates and he has a hit list...
(im 5 of those things as people call me..)
And people mainly know me as that one girl with the boobs....it SUCKS..
lol yeah that would stink.... I mean that's really sad that they call you that... I'm blonde and happy and I like it..... I am who I am and if people don't like it well then.... that's their problem
Yess it is and they can go deal with it... hehe with a shot gun to the head..
lol that's kind of violent don't you think?
oh my gosh I saw this picture of a sign and it said something like this:
PRIVATE
Trespassers will get shot
Survivors will get shot again
Yea.... the people down my street hand that sign... and they were scary people
I can't help but feel weird about how I'm labeled. I mean...society is based on labels. The better the label the better the person. Of course thats not true in my book. But to others, its the Golden Rule.
Ugh the golden rule... it is said every morning at my school and practically no one listens to us
Oh, we don't say the golden rule, we only say the pledge and prayer and we sing amazing grace!
At my old school we made a big circle and sang and prayed
We said the pledge of alliegiance I think 3 times this year and that was it.
wow!
Wow. I think for the most part you either do it every day or not at all.... but not in your case...
wow!!
We do it everday usually...
Well today I came back from my friends house and has some more come over. Well we had a little to much sprite so we started throwing a bunch of tomatoes at each other. Now my room is covered with tomato crap everywhere.... =\
SALMONELLA
Is was a kind my mom grew in our backyard. The little small tomatoe ones. Do they still have salmonella?
I don't know....hi guys back for awhile....I had to pay my cousin to let me use his computer....argh lol
hahaha that's funny! I hope you don't have to do that too much!
Ok, this isn't about me but its a funny, embarasing story.
Ok, so my little sister was 3 or so and she was at target with my mom. They were in line at the check out counter and there was a tall black man in front of them and my sister starts singing: Bad Boys bad boys whatcha yya gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you. My mom just like hid her head and apologized when he turned around.
Haha my sister did the same thing at Taco Bell! =P
The other day I was visiting my friend in an old neighborhood and he had me wear his green scream mask. So we walked around while I danced on street poles and did weird stuff. Then right before I had to go home, we went onto this one street and I played mission impossible on my phone while two guys sat on their front porch and we pretended to be spies.
lol WoW your weird... hehe
Today was a horrible day...
My two best friends got in a car wreck. The car flipped three times and they are both at the hospital....
Oh wow. I'm really sorry. Are they in a stable condition? I hope everything goes alright Alexis...
Thanks
Im not sure...I know one of them has their arm real hurt but my other friend I dunno
I havent been able to actually get to contact with them or their families or anything so Im not sure....
I hope everything goes well. I really do..
Oh mi gosh.... I hope they're okay... Thats scary..
Thanks..me too
yeah it is...I feel so helpless right now...
Pray.
I have..and im still going to more
That really sucks Alexis..
Yeah it does
But I finally got a hold of one of them...so now I know whats going on
Yeah, I know how you feel.
My boyfriends brother, who happens to be one of my best friends, wreaked his motorcycle last night. He flipped over the handle bars and bounced on the road until the guard rail stopped his head...
Lucky for him, he's alive.
He flipped a car not even a year ago, as well.
And, the same night, there was a big car accident in my best friends town. 9 people died, one lived.
Yesterday was just a bad day.
Wow.... I hope both of your friends are going to be fine.
And your boyfriends brother...
Seems like it was a really bad day....
I really hope everything goes fine. I am a bit speechless. I can't imagine how it must be to have someone close to you in a car accident...
I hope everyone is okay... It sucks haveing family or friends in wrecks...
Thats horrible Ginny. I hope hes okay
Well I got to hang out with one of my friends. Shes in alot of pain but shes going to be okay
The other one is still in intensive care
And there was another accident. This one was much much more gruesome. Im not even going to say more
But I didnt know the people who were in it
I've seen two accidents. They weren't bad but they were pretty lucky to be alive.
One: This lady from 2 houses up from my old house was speeding down my street in her dodge neon and hit our taurus and flipped her car onto the side. I looked out my window and watched it skid down the street infront of my room...
Luckily, nobody was hurt.
Two: About two years ago in my new neighborhood, these two kids from my school also came from two doors down and hit the telephone pole infront of my house..So my step-mom and I ran outside and seen their truck crashed into the pole. The one kid fell out of the car and cracked his head and my step-mom wouldn't let him get up. XD She's like "You cracked your head! You aren't going anywhere! Stay down!" And the other kid ran off.
My step cousin just flipped his truck a few weeks ago after falling asleep at the wheel. He's very lucky.
I've seen A LOT... in fact I've been in a lot of accidents.....
Haha, when my parents divorced, I needed something to do so I joined Brownies...
One day it was really icy and my dad drove our huge camper fan to my meeting and he slipped when he got out and the bumper hit the leaders' mothers' car. So we drove off and I was done with Brownies. ^^
lol nice nice... I was in GS for about 2 years.... And talking about slipping on ice.. I got off mi school bus and walked in front of it and I slipped. I screamed as loud as I could so the bus driver would know where I was so he wouldn't kill me with the bus... a couple kids got of the bus and the bus driver made them get back on and helped me up and then I walked home... hehe
Wow Billie nice.... real nice. I haven't seen any accidents...
I've seen a lot of accidents... my family accident prone...
My mom and dad have been in crashes, oh and I have been in one, but it wasn't bad at all. A garbage truck hit our car.... on my side but it was moving really slow.
Okiee back to the topic for a minute.... TOday I made little girls cry!! one was standing and the was doing that trust thing were you check the falling person... and this older girl let this little girl fall an purpose.... she backed away when the girl started to fall... I yelled at her.. because I'm suppose to.. and the older girl cried because 'I'm mean'.... UGH.... its not funny.... in fact I've a had a really bad day.... UGH
Oh poor Billie... do you need a hug?
Yeah my day was normal.... yup...
Yeah.... : (... hehe
I'm glad you had a normal day!!
me too..... but I want to have excitingly fun days too... :'(
Just now, Hermione said to Ron in GoF, wand to wong translated," What's got your wond in a knot?"
*ROFLLC*(LC=Like crazy)
I've had a really GREAT day! I've been to the beach, been out in the water for several hours, and I've had LOADS of fun!
Right now, I'm in a really good mood!
Just one thing... Ugh.. Me and my friend had a bet that I would drink a soda called Scweppes, Russchian in less than five minutes
It's discusting but It's 100 kr! Starting now... Think I'm gonna puke...Tasted it once before... Gagged.
I think I'm going to gavomit! ( From Scrubs.Mixture of Gagging and vomit! Brilliant, right?)
Oh my gosh my friend loves scrubs. she says, "All roads lead to scrubs." I think I might watch a Harry Potter movie tonight....
Remember to use the wand to Wang translator!!!!! xD.
OK but I'll have to do it in my head because I'm gonna watch it with my parents ;D
Ah. It would be EXTREMELY embarrassing if they'd found out that, and why you laughed...xD
What movie are you gonna see?
I know! So I'll try and keep it inside.... but I haven't decided which one yet.... any suggestions?
1-3. The best ones. Well I think.
Daniel Radcliffe is a terrible actor. But that's my opinion...
No he isn't!! hehe
Oh ok well I think I might watch the first one.... what do you think Billie?
Take the second! My opinion.
But why? The first one did start it all! And Hagrid might say, *First Harry, you need a wang!*
Whats wand to wang translater???
Just change the word wond to wang... hehe its funny... WATCH TEH FIRST ONE!!!!!
Which one did you watch?
Finally got my computer fixed after about 2 weeks =P
So hello everyone again XD
YAY!!! Welcome back Alexis!
I watched the order of the phoenix! And I don't think that they said wand once!
weird
WHAT! That's just boring....
WELCOME BACK ALEXIS!!!!!
Watch the first one it says it a lot
Thanks
So what did I miss?
Nothing really...
Well I have around 7 pages of unread topics...Its going to take ahwile to read all that =\
hehe... you'll find out what you missed!! hehe
Yeah...but only after a few hours of constant reading =P
lol yuppers!! hehe I hope you have fun reading it
Hehe I will I guess XD
Ugh my eyes hurt from staring at the computer screen =(
Ha my eyes hurt because the stupid eye doctor put stuff in it so that they would get bigger so he could see them... and now my eyes are oober senstive to the light... I wasn't able to go outside for a few hours without the nerdy sunglasses... ugh
Haha that's funny.... I know how you feel Alexis! I have four pages of replies, but I can never get rid of them all because Billie here keeps replying too much so they never go away!!!!!
Hey I leave during the day and come back to 3-4 pages everyday
Haha I like reading all of them but it gets frustrating to have to read 100s of topics..I enjoy the challenge though I guess XD
Ugh ive had to wear those glasses to after I went to the eye doctor...I feel like a retard when I wear them =P
Me to... and they fall off easily...
Yeah they are very uncomfortable...
Yeah but now i'm gettin new glasses!!!! hehe I'm so oober happy!!
Hehe thats good
today I went to the movies...and I forgot to mention that I went to a concert the other day....it was great
What concert.... like who was it?
Well the thing is I didnt really like the band but some friends wanted me to go so I went...it was Secondhand Seronade. But the other bands were great and I got the some of the band members to sign a CD I bought...so it wasnt so bad
shweet!! hehe sounds fun...
Wow that's so cool! I've never been to a concert, but I really want to!
I help with a concert once... it wasn't to big of a thing.... over like 1500 people where there to see Roy Clark sing.... I got to go back stage and meet him and his band... there was a really hot guy names Justin David in teh band and I got to hug him and he signed my CD (some guy bought it for me... it was kinda cool)
Thats sounds like fun XD
Ive been to about 4 or 5 concerts...the biggest one was probably Three Days Grace
I lvoe them!! hehe... my nanny is very protective of me.... I can't go to places very often.... IT SUCKS
Hehe I love them too they are one of my favorite bands
That must suck...my parents are sorta protective of me but not all of the time
My nanny is stuck in the old days... I mean shes older then dirt... well kinda not really but she likes everything like the older days...
Haha yeah well my parents are protective, but I can ride my bike to a lot of places by myself ;D
I got in trouble once for riding in the street... But I dont have a bike anymore... back before my brother went into the army he was chunky... and he sat on my bike and broke it... I was said.
haha poor Billie.....
today I went 'fishing' with my nephew because there's like a little river outside his house and he said let's go fishing......I waited for five minutes for a fish to bite and then the bait was gone......I wasted like 10 baits......in the end I was so pissed I broke the fishing rod......rofl omg when my uncle comes back from work I'm going to be in so much trouble :(
hehe nice nice... that poor fish... hehe
what do you mean that poor fish...I'm going to get in so mch trouble by my uncle and all you could do is pity the fish that swam away!
Oh I'm sorry..
I hope you unlce is okay.. I mena you did break his rod.. I hope he gets another one soon... hehe thats for being so mean to me
lol hehe that's funny but sad that you broke his rod...