Do you ever think that maybe, You are the only human on earth. Or is this earth? Maybe you are in some sort of virtual reality. YOu are closed off from the real reality. You friends. are part of this "Computer Program" You are alone.
This sometimes can drive you crazy. But that doesn't matter, you are part of a Comp. Program. You don't care! I'm going crazy now. HA...HAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Hee... I'm lonely...
HELP HELP HELP! I WANT TO GO TO REALITY! CAN"T ANYONE HEAR ME?? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!
i can hear u...well not really. my speakers kinda, blew out ::)... ;D so i cant hear nething with them...lol
Huh.... Are you another human? I... I'm not alone!!
*Hits brian in the head*
did ya feel that?
*laughs* brian everythings gonna be alright....
QuoteHuh.... Are you another human? I... I'm not alone!!
yea, im human...lol
YEA!! *Runs around the room and then spins arounda and walks into a wall*
*Raises eyebrows*
*Hits his chin* Did you feel that?
lol
I did, but then I didn't. Because that hit wasn't real! It was virtual reality!
*Shakes gead slowly* Some people are just too silly. *Laughs*
omg u guys i'm laughin soo hard! ;D
and its time for a gihugicLOL!
lol
*Is still shaking her head* Silly, silly, silly. lol
I am back to normal now!...Ithink
lol
*looks concerned* I hope you are because, I sure wouldn't want to have to call those guys with the white jackets to come and get you. ;)
not the Bunny RABITS!!!!
*Falls off chair laughing* No, I was thinking more along the lines of them guys that put you in a padded cell and leave you there.
alone?
no....you aren't....
I already live in a rubber room!!
No, no, no... Not rubudder. Padded. And yes, alone, they leave you there alone.
o well that sounds fun! sign me up...NOT!
sign ME up!
lol :)
j/k
AWE, no, really? Just joking? I was looking forward to calling them on, some one *Smiles*
*falls off chair laughin so hard*
Quote from: Kiara_maul on May 11, 2003, 09:22:40 AM
AWE, no, really? Just joking? I was looking forward to calling them on, some one *Smiles*
*smiles innocently and points at Emily*
HEY! lol
Go on Kiara!
It's MY PADDED ROOM!! I AM NOT SHARING!!
Don't worrie Harry, I will havee them put Em in her own, possible with Ron. *Calls ward to send little men out*
yea!
NNNNOOOOO NOT THE LITTLE MEN!!!!! lol
Yes Em, I'm afraid so... Look, there coming down the drive now. *Points out the window*
*Gasps* OOMPA LOOMPAS!! *runs up to the nearest one* Can I have your autograph? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSe?
lol
LMAO!!!! *Smiles* Ok, Em, there here for you. *Walks out side*
*jumps and grabs on Kiara's leg* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!!!
*Puts on a sad imitation of a puppy face* Can I pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee have an autograph?
lol
o! i want one too!!!
*runs over to the oompa loompas*
can i have ur autograph??? :D
*gets autograph*
thank you, thank you, thank you!!! ;D
*looks at autograph*
hmm...too bad i can't actually read that...o well! :D
Sorry Em, but, well, maybe I can let it slide. What do you think, Hermione?
*Starts crying* They didnt *Sob* Sign my *Sob* Autogrsph! WAHHHH WAHHHHHH!
*Puts arm around Harry* It's alright, I'll get one for you. Ok?
Thankyou! * Watches Kiara walk up to the oompa loompa's* My hero!
*jumps up* O THANK YOU GREAT ONE !!!
*starts laughing*
Here you go, Harry. One signed autograph. *Hands to Harry*
*looks up at the sky*
uuuh ooooo...it looks like rain :(...im gonna go inside! bye!
rushes inside with Harry's photo, signed by the oompa loompas. Puts on counter then walkks back out side.*
I love the rain.
o...ok...i like the rain...except when im standing in it...
so i guess i'll run in it...
*zaps on running shoes and begins to run around hogwarts*
*Is running with Isis*
*jumps over mud puddle*
*Stops briefly to splash in puddle then, catches up with Isis*
*Looks out barred window at Hogwarts* I wish I could frolic in the rain too!! I know, I'll escape! *Runs right into rubber wall, and faints*
lol
There's got to be away out of here.
*Slipps on the wet grass and falls on her behinde* Owe! *laughs then, gets back up and starts dancing in the rain*
lol, are you ok?
Ya, the mud is soft. lol. I am a bit dirty though. *laughs and continues to dance*
lol
haha
Hang on! *Takes out a play-dough knife* AH HA! *Runs up to locked door and starts chiseling at it*
*Still playing in the rain* I hope I don't catch a cold. Oh, well If I do at least I had fun doing it.
*Door cracks open* Yes! *Runs out of room, and Mission Impossible theme begins*
*Alarm goes off and Kiara heads for the asylum* Harry escaped! after him!!!
run boi run! lol
*confuzzled*right...asylum...lol
*Slips on the floor when runs in building* OUCH! Harry, come back here!!
( ???)
Hi Ron, Welcom to I disagreeylum.
lol
*jumps infront* run while you can!!!! *starts running* hahahaha u'll never catch meeee!!!
*Sends Oompa Loompas out after all.*
*screams* OMG OMG NOT THE LITTLE MEN AGAIN....*insane look on face* HAHAHAHAHAHA U'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEE! AHAHAHAHAAAAA
*Stands up and rubs back side due to the fall* I really should learn to watch out for this floor.
uh oh! *starts running after emily and harry*
*Waives them off* I don't feel like running after anyone, I am too tired. *Sits down and lets the OOmpa LOOmpas round them all up*
*still running*
*OOmpa LOOmpas corner Isis and throw net over her*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
THEY GOT ME! THEY GOT ME!
AAAHHHH! you EVIL oompa loompas! evil, evbil, evil! BAD, BAD, BAD!!! ... BAAAAAAD!!!!!
*Force Isis into a straight jacket and throw her in a padded cell*
NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
NO! NOOOOOOO!!! not the cell! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*starts screaming hysterically*
*Peeks in her window and presses the speaker button* Calm down, we only want to help.
THEN GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm afraid I can't do that. You are not only a threat to yourself but to the others as well.
NO IM NOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! *starts screaming for help again*
HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!
*realizes that nobody can hear (either that or they just don't care :'() and stops screaming*
*sigh*
*stares at wall*
*hears footsteps*
Whoah, dudes, Isis told me to go on here and "save" her, and I am so lost!! Help, please? Humans who think they don't exist? You only need to hear Isy scream to know you're real. (You can tell by the earache you'll get afterwards, trust me on this one. Experience, unfortunately......) :-\
hello? HELLO?!?! PLEEZ HELP ME! i'm...n a room...a very, white, padded room...hello?!?!?! are you there?!?!?! can you hear me?!?! PLEEZ HELP ME!!!
My dear girl....... I do not trust the people who sent you to the room. They actually let you have a computer?!?!? Amazing! I mean, you could like bash yourself on the head with it, or something. Do some major damage.......... On the other hand........if the damage was to yourself, Anne might be happy, lol....... ;D
lol
Ok, Isis, there evidently has been a mistake and you are to be released. *Opens door and lets her out*
*Shakes her head* I hope they weren't wrong about you. *Smiles*
woohoo!!! im free! FREE!!! *runs down hallway waving arms in the air as if flying...or at least trying to*
*walks into padded cell and locks self in* I think I need a rest.
*sneaks back to kiara's cell and grabs key...then runs away*
*Shrugs* It's just as well *Rolls over and goes to sleep*
*runs into Gryffindor common room*
I GOT THE KEY! I GOT THE KEY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*people sitting down look up and stare*
o...srry...i didnt know that anybody else was in here...im gonna go now...byyyye
*Is dreaming of...oh, never mind*
*gets bored with the key and puts it back*
*thinks: hmm...i wonder if the oompa lompas are still here ???*
*thinks: i guess ill go find them :D*
*runs down hall looking for oompa lompas*
OOmpa Loompas see her, they do not know she has been pardond. They run after her.
uh ooooh...isy in trouble...
*conjures up a bucket full of water balloons*
*starts throwning water balloons at oompa lompas*
*hits oompa lompa with water balloon*
HA! take that u...u...u...little green dude!!!
OOpma Loompas start to slip and slide but, because they are so close to the ground, they still advance on her.
o this day just keeps getting better, and better!
*thinks: what to do, what to do?!?!?!*
o!
*conjures up sword*
ha! now try to get me!
OOmpa loompas throw net at her
*gets caught in net, but uses the sword to slice through it*
oompas turn and run away
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*starts chasing after oompa lompas with sword flying through the air*
*Kiara is woken up* Hey! What's allthat rackett!
*Potterfan jumps out with two smg's, and he's wearing sick shades!* *Goes into a dive* Die OOMPA LOOMPA'S!!!!!
*Comes in with a pice of Bacon* "Anyone like Bacon"?? ;D
*Unlocks cell and walks out to total Panamonium Sighs then turns and locks self back in again* Laet them sort it out. I've locked all the doors to the out side. People can came in but, they can;t leave. *Lays back down and sleeps*
*chasing oompas loompas...still*
*screams:* yea you better run!!!
oompa loompas continue running.
*Throws away guns, and takes out wand* EXPELLIARMUS!!
*an oompa loompa fliesinto another oompaloompa, who flies into another one, and another one*
lmao!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
*continues chasing oompa loompas*
IMOBILUS!!!
oompa loompas freeze.
HA! take that u...frozen, short...green dudes...
*wakes back up* What IS the problem out there!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
rabid oompa loompas, get dumbledore!!
Oh dear, I think it's time for me to intervine. Unlocks dorr and comes out. *With a flick of her wrist everyone freezes. Kiara put's all into their perspective homes then Unfreezes all*
*Wakes up in Asylum* What? huh? KIARA!!! WHY"D YOU PUT ME HERE!! I BELONG AT HOGWARTS!!
I am not listening!
HELP!! I'VE BEEN TRAPPED BY MY SISTER IN A MENTAL ASYLUM WHEN I'M NOT EVEN MENTAL!!!!
HENRY!! GET BACK FROM PARIS SOON!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE,AND DON"T HELP KIARA!!
No one can hear you Harry. I can let you out if, youpromise to behave.
uhh..........o...........k!! I'll be good!
You didn't promise.
*wakes up frm the sound of harry screaming*
hello?!?! whats going on?!?! o no! not this again! KIARA!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs over and lets isis out* You feeling better, after the little nap?
off to hogwarts!! *skips off*
*Sighs* I can't even keep them around when I force them to stay...
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Runs over and lets isis out* You feeling better, after the little nap?
yea...i guess so...*rubs head*
QuotePosted by: Kiara_maul Posted on: 08
*Sighs* I can't even keep them around when I force them to stay...
dont wrry kiara, ill stay here...what should we do?
*SMILES* thank you, let's go round up all those crazed oompa loompas and pout them away in the cells.
sounds good to me!!! :D
*Grabs net off the counter* Let's go!
k! *grabs sword*
*Giggles* Shh, we're hunting OOmpa Loompas.
O! *whispers:* srry! forgot!
sneaks around corner. points at Isis to go around other side.
*goes around other side* *whispers:* now what?
Just block that rout and I'll toss the net over it. 1-2-3 go!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *lunges forward and catches him by surprise* GET THEM!
Tosses net over two more* Their on the run! Lets get these three into a cell and after the rest.
k...*starts shoving oompa loompas upstairs*
ok, now, lock it and lets get back down there.
k...*locks in oompa loompas and runs back down stairs*
*Whispers* Ok, I think they are down in the basement.
k *walks over to basement door*
dude...its dark down there...maybe we should get a lantern or somethin...
or hey! here's another idea...lets NOT go!
*turns around and gets ready to run*
*Grabs her and turns her back around* No, we will go. I'll put a sheild on us and then, we'll walk down Quietly.
k. will the shield thingy just block them from hurting us, from seeing us, or both? *hopes for both*
*Smiles weakly* Just from hurting us, They can still capture us but, atleast we won't get hurt. Right?
yea...heh heh...riiiight *gulp*
"Luminoes" Ok, lets go.
o-o-o-o-ooo-k...*starts walking down the stairs*
Did you hear that? *Whispers*
hear what? i didnt hear anything! so i guess that means that nobody is down here...o well! lets go!!!
*Grabs her again* No, your not running out on me now. conyinues down.
ok, ok, ok...just, shine the light under the stairs...th-th-they could be hiding under there, th-th-then they could grab are legs or s-s-something...
Good idea. *Moves wand to a space in the stepps. Sees two glowing eyes* "Stupify!!!"
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh nO! They know we're here! Run!! We can't possibly take them all at once! Run run run!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of basement*
There right behind us *Waves hand behinde them making ice on the floor. OOpmas loompas are slowed down* There, go into my room! Quick!
k! *still screaming*
*runs into room with kiara and slams door shut*
EVERYONE RUN! DANGEROUS OOMPA LOOMPAS ON THE LOOSE!!!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!
*locks door and moves furniture in front of it*
Grabs chair outta her hands and sits on it.* They'll give up, sooner or later. They've done this before. I don't know how, Mr. Wanka kept them so happy all the time.
well it looks like hes got them a lil bit too happy!
*oompa loompas start pounding on door*
Waves hand and reinforce door* Maybe, if we had some chocolate....
a LOT of chocolate!!!
*pushes against door to keep them from comeing in*
and soon!!!
*Is thinking* Oh, don't worry, they can't break through my block. I can conjer up some, but in order to get the amount we need, I'd need to realingwish my hold on that door.
wait, if we're in here...and they're...how are they gonna get the chocolate???
I could make it appear, any were I want, problim is, they would swarm through that door, before they noticed the chocolate.
:o o great...that's comforting...
Got any other ideas?
yea...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screaming won't get us anywere
it will is dumbledore hears it...i hope
He won't, these are padded walls, remember.
o yea...NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh, I grow tired of this!!! Releases spell on door, conjers up chocolate in another room. Oompas come storming through the door grabbing at the two. Puts up force spell that knocks all back. OOmaps go storming out of this room and into the next.* Go lock it quick! *Passes out from exertion of magic*
*runs and locks door*
kiara?!?!?! are you ok???
*Still with eyes closed* Ya, that, I wanted to avoid. Now, I'm powerless for a whole day.
uh oh...maybe i should go get dumbledore...or madam pomfrey
No, I just need to rest. No biggy. We did get hem all, didn't we?
yea, think so...or at least i hope so
Do me a favor. Loack the door . I'm going to take a nap. I should be ok, once I wake up.
k, im gonna go check on the oompa loompas...ill be back in a few minuts..*locks door as leaving room*
Turns over and passes back out.
*comes back in room 10 minutes laster and has kiara sent to madam pomfrey*
*Wakes up next day to find self in hospital* What?
*standing by kiaras bed in hospital*
hi! :)
What happend?
you passed out, so i left and got madam pomfrey
*Smiles* Thanks.
welcome...well im gonna go hang out with fred and george before madam pomfrey starts to yell at me...bye!
k---by
*walks out just before madam pomfrey catches her*
*Sits up in bed* Madam Pomfrey, Do you think, I could leave now?
*madam pomfrey:* oh! i forgot that you were still here! o yes you may, i was just waiting for you to wake up to tell you that you can leave...o! but wait!
*hands her icky bottle of green goo*
*madam pomfrey:* just take 2 spoonfulls of this after you wake up, and before you go to bed for 3 days. it will make you stronger, until you can fully use your powers again. well, now you may go, but just be careful!
*begins to attend to other patients*
*Looks at bottle of goo and makes a face* Eww! *Gets up and leaves*
*Giggles*
Ya, really funny. Want a taste?
No..No...
*runs into kiara and hermione while running around a corner*
ah! o, srry! hi guys! srry, g2g...playing tag with fred and george...you haven't seen them, have you? i lost them on the staircases...
*looks up*
ah ha! i found 'em! thanx guys! bye!
*starts running up stairs*
*Laughs and shakes her head* Ugh, I'm tired.
COME BACK HERE!
*still running up the stairs*
where are we? I dont feel like reading all these pages?
(We are now back at the casrle. I just got out of the hospital, nothing seriouse, just over exerted myself, then Pomfey gave me this icky green stuff to take, Isis is chasing after Fred an George...Is that good enough?)
AAAAHHHH!!!
*runs down stairs*
Where are ther oompa loompas!!! I miis them!!!, Wait, we killed them, that's right, YES!!
*walks out through door across the hall from kiara and harry*
*looks around for fred and george*
*walks over to kiara and harry*
heh heh...i think i lost 'em...did you guys hear that?...naw, it was probably just me...unless...i g2g...bye!
*runs upstairs*
They are not all dead. Isis and I penned them into one of the cells, That's why I was in the hospital. I used up too much power controlling them. *Shrugs* Want to go get somthing to eat?
you guys are good at making up stories arent you?*in awe*
(thanx, lol)
*runs back downstairs*
sure, besides i think i lost them...
*looks around*
*Grabs Harry by the hand and takes him to the hall for somthing to eat*
*follows*
sees Isis and follows her
*Sits with the Gryffindors for lunch*
*changes mind before sitting down and starts to walk out of the great hall*
Uhm, ok, by Lavender. *Shrugs and turns to food and smiles* The best thing on this earth is food, I swear!!
*is stopped by Professor Mcgonnagall. they talk quietly for a moment and then Proffesor walks away and Lavender starts running* out of the hall
*comes in and sits next to kiara* hey what's up? ooo man i'm sooo hungry...!!
*mouths full, chew and swallows, grabs a drink* hi
*piles food into plate* food is heven!
*Shakes head as is eating*
*sses that fred and george are racing*
*shakes head* How is it that they are always doing somthig? Don't they ever sit still? *Laughs*
(i know I'm not in this roleplay...I'lll just pop by anyway)
*Comes out of the library running*
*Ssits down next to Kiara*
Hi Hermione. What's up girl?
comes back a couple of miniutes later with bag full of stuff
(also not in this role play, hope none of you mind?)
*enters library, gets some interesting books about transfiguration and reads at farthest table*
sits down at table
Hey lavender, what is all that for? *Grabs a second piece of cake*
I-er nothing
*Shrugs with indifference* Ok.. *Continues to watch Fred and George*
smiles at the thought that Kiara didn`t notice her nervousness