YKYRTMHPW (You know you read too much Harry Potter)

[Lily_Evans]

this is like A three word FF...maybe not but it's an activity:

You know You read too much Harry Potter when:

1) You know what YKYRTMHPW stands for
2) You shout random spells at your family to get what you want
3) You jump off the roof of your house trying to ride a broomstick.
4) Your house is burning you have a choice...to save your little brother or your HP Books...you will miss your brother dearly
5) you are reading this instead of doing homework
6) Your friends walk away when you start talking about HP
7) You call your worst enemy Draco, and they're very confused as to why
8) You call you're least fav. teacher snape, and they too are confused
9) You blank on a test and wrote in Harry Potter in every blank...but got an A b/c ur teacher loves HP too
10) Your teacher says "One more Harry Potter" Out of u and ur going to the office...and there you went
11) you get beat up every day for trying to get Hogwarts uniforms at ur school.
12) You are in love with one of the characters
13) You try and get out of homework by telling your teacher that Voldemort placed an Imperius curse on you and would not allow you to do it
14) You can relate anything to Harry Potter
15) You walk around school wearing Robes and a wand
16)You believe you are a Harry Potter character
17) You check the mail every day to see if you got ur Hogwarts letter
18) Your parents have to dress up like HP characters so you'll speak to them
19) You believe HP should be part of the school cirriculum
20) You've been suspended for beating up someone who said HP was dumb

Well there they are, tell me what you think of 'em and please add more if you come up w/ Any!!!

[Ginny Weasly]

21)when every single thing you say,think,and do deals with HP

[Kiara Johnson]

LMFAO!!!!!  That is way to funny...lol

try these on...heehee  I can relate to one or two of them heehee


1. You tell your parents that a flying car took you all the way to the Burrow, and that's where you were all night, trying to get back.

2. You sneak a peek at the back of your least favorite teacher's head. When they ask what you're doing, you reply "Just checking".

3. You've memorized Hedwig's theme.

4. You can look at a photo from the film and say the exact line from when it was taken.

5. You try to knit red and green socks, one with a pattern of Snitches and one with a pattern of broomsticks, but give up and try to do it magically, thus achieving nothing.

6. You light a fire every night, just in case the Weasley's are using some Floo Powder.

7. You understand why it's called "Floo Powder".

8. You fail an eye exam on purpose, just so that you can get round glasses like Harry's.

9. You pull on your nose to lengthen it and draw on freckles to look like Ron.

10. You're always teasing your hair to make it bushy.

11. You constantly go over speculations about the next books with your friends, even if your friends tell you to shut up.

12. You start looking into how to get reserved seats and tickets for the next six films.

13. You refuse to go and see "Lord of the Rings" on the opening weekend for fear that you may help it overtake Harry Potter.

14. You rush towards the television when you hear Hedwig's Theme and sit there, amazed, until the commercial ends.

15. You don't know how to spell Sirius the other way.

[AcId_BrOoZ]

ok, if i sound dumb, let me know.
what does ykyrtmhpw stand for???

While sweeping out the garage, you set your broom on the ground and yell, "UP!" until your neighbor's dog starts barking.

You pick up your pencil at school and shriek, "Wingardium Leviosa!!" at the person next to you every other day.  

When your teacher tries to take the pencil away, you shout, "DIE, Riddle!" and start stabbing your math book.

Whenever you see a deer, you automatically think "Prongs"

You take a look at your life... and decide it could use a bit more magic.

You pay for round trip airfare to fly down to that school in South Carolina that banned the HP books, just so you can stand outside and scream, "SHEER EVIL MY A§§!!!

You walk around your house all day under a blanket claiming that nobody can see you.

You hold your household broom and run around your yard trying to fly.

You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.

You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

LOL!  That is hilarious!


-You've read the books so many times you have the first chapter memorized

-You call math 'arithmancy', home ec 'potions'...

only I can think of... ^^;;

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

Oh oh!  I have another...

-Everyone in your classes knows you as "That HP Freak" and not your name.

[AcId_BrOoZ]

can sum1 pweeeeez tell me wut YKYRTMHPW standz for????

[Andersoninthehouse]

-You have no electonics in your house.
-You only drink pumpkin juice.

[AcId_BrOoZ]

PWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ?!?!?!?!?????

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

YKYRTMHPW=You Know You Read Too Much Harry Potter When

::) It says in the topic.

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

-You named your cat Crookshanks/dog Snuffles
-You think Harry Potter is real, so you hope for the day when you can go to Scotland and search every castle for Hogwarts
-You own all 5 books in paper back AND hard cover
-You have everything else written by JKR (The Beasts book, and the Quidditch book)
-You had a rat, and named it Scabbers.  Then you read the 3rd book and gave it away without a second thought.

[emily824]

-when they came out w/ real bertti bots every flavor beans u made sure to buy at least 12 bags so u can trick ur friends

-when u've serched everywhere for a scarf to match ur fav. HP house colors...