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How to kill JK Rowling

Started by Shuibeast, June 13, 2002, 03:21:38 AM

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Shuibeast

How about we give JK new publishers
I think book 5 should come right F@#^ing now!!!!!!


I WANT BOOK 5
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

.:~*Shuiliya*~:.

Her publishers have nothing to do with it (God knows that they would publish the book right away)... she's just being a lazy butt.
Shui~the Queen of Monkii's in the Future World
      ~One of the two brilliant... beautiful... and majestic Spelling Mages!

Be happy! :D

Shuibeast

No, they do.

"The publishers have not given any word when the 5th book will come out" - Amazon.com
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

cho chang

I know when! They say the beginning of the next year is soonest. Because J.K. is having a baby (?)
'music, a magic beyond all we do here!' - Albus Dumbledore
.:Cho Chang:.

Shuibeast

Then she is a very *friendly* person b/c she aint married
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

cho chang

#5
She's married and parted and she has a daughter. So maybe she......I don't know. And I'm not sure she is really having a baby.
'music, a magic beyond all we do here!' - Albus Dumbledore
.:Cho Chang:.

Shuibeast

thats funny, when I typed in S-L-U-T it came in a *friendly*
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

hpcoolest5

I know it's only pretending, but I think u r going a bit far with this Joanne Rowling thing. :( ::)
^-^
I luv Dan Rad!

Shuibeast

Pretending? according to you
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

.:~*Shuiliya*~:.

No, she's not having a baby.
The publishers dunno when the book will come out 'coz they haven't gotten it yet, right?
Shui~the Queen of Monkii's in the Future World
      ~One of the two brilliant... beautiful... and majestic Spelling Mages!

Be happy! :D

Shuibeast

Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

.:~*Shuiliya*~:.

Which part?
You think she's havin a baby or you think the publishers don't have the book yet?
Shui~the Queen of Monkii's in the Future World
      ~One of the two brilliant... beautiful... and majestic Spelling Mages!

Be happy! :D

Shuibeast

The publishers don't have the book.
JK is not having a baby, that's B.S.
Soon, the universe will come under my control!!

.:~*Shuiliya*~:.

Yup.  My thoughts exactly.
Shui~the Queen of Monkii's in the Future World
      ~One of the two brilliant... beautiful... and majestic Spelling Mages!

Be happy! :D

cho chang

I don't know if she's having a baby, it's just rumours. I think it's other things that bothering her, because she's famous now.
'music, a magic beyond all we do here!' - Albus Dumbledore
.:Cho Chang:.