Harry potter and the prisoner of...

[ronweazley122]

Harry potter and the prisoner of....Wait...

This story is a parody of the fourth movie...post and tell me if you like it...


           Harry potter wasn't a normal boy,not even by wizarding standards. So,as did his homework under the sheets of his bed,he  continued using a rip-off made up version of lumos to light his way."Lumos Exempra!" He said, quitley. You see, Harry potter was The boy who could make up some spell and it would work,no matter what...oh,yeah, and he survived almost being killed by lord Voldemort,too.He continued using it, as his uncle Vernon kept coming in. And,that's the only time you'll see him doing homework in this book,except during classes,so, savor the moment,readers.

  Harry got up to find that the miracle of time lapsing had caused it to be the time in the book where aunt marge came,with no explanation once so ever of who the heck she is. "wait...she isn't suppose to come until..."Harry stopped abruptly. "SILENCE!" said the screen play writers. Harry,didn't need to get dressed because of more time lapsing. He headed down stairs, and asked uncle Vernon swiftly,"Could you sign my random permission form,even though you have no idea what its for?" "Whats it for?" uncle Vernon said,distractedly. "just school stuff..Wouldn't want to get to specific,or it'll cut time for special effects,like the one that's coming up."

"Okay,its against my nature,Technically,I would have asked you what for in school, but I'll make a deal for you."he said.

"what?" Harry asked.

"NO Flash backs at all in this book except once,And I'll sign it.Oh,And you have to behave around that Fat chick,to."

Harry raised a brow."You mean your sister?"

"SILENCE!" said the screen play writers.

"Riiiight...I will, If she does!" he said, assuming an angry face. then,realising he forgot one part, he said"And okay,no flashbacks,except one." They entered the dining room, for breakfast,but were suprised by MORE time lapsing. "Uh...Right...Dinner..."said uncle Vernon,confused. Harry shrugged. "whatever..." the sooner he got to go on the night bus,the better. "DON't use that ungrateful tone with me,young man."Marge said, angrily. "I wasn't..." "QUITE! YOUR MOTHER WAS A ***** AND YOUR FATHER WAS A DRUNK!"she screamed.harry yawned,and pulled out his wand."LUMOS ENGORGIO!"he yelled. Aunt marge blew up, and flew out of the window,and her buttons unnecicarily hit dudley,to milk the moment. Harry shook his head."stupid screen play writers...This moment was funny enough..."he muttered. "FAT CHICK! NOOOO!!!"uncle vernon screamed, grabbing her. He let go a minute later. He brushed himself off."oh well.." He re-entered the house,to begin telling Harry off.
"YOU PUT THAT MEAN,MEAN WOMAN RIGHT!"His uncle vernon demanded. "She deserved it..."harry yawned. "Could we rap this up,Vernon,I have a magical purple triple decker night bus to catch."Harry said,bored. "right...PUT HER RIGHT!" "You...get away from me." harry pulled out his wand,and pointed the wand at his uncle carelessly. "You...c-c-can't do magic outside of SCHOOL!"he said,paling.

"Yes I can,Didn't you see the beginning? I was blatantly using magic to do my school work,though its not allowed.And,I also used it to blow up that lady.I am immuned to Laws!"Harry began flying around the house like peter pan. "Even the laws of physics!" he landed."well,now that that's over with...Bye!"he waved goode bye. To millions of H.P. fans suprise,they waved back,and uncle vernon put his face in the camera."HI MOM!!!" he said,sounding like a giddy school girl. His son and wife staired at him."what...We're not going to be in the next movie,or the end of this one, so I should try to get as much camera time as I can!"His family shrugged,and got up and waved at the camera to.

Harry walked out of the door, steeling the spotlight from the dursleys again, as the camera followed him out the door. he dragged his trunk,and waited for the familiar flash of lightning. It came, and he saw a black dog. "HI SIRIUS!!!"he waved. He nearly forgot he had to fall,then he remembered,fell of his but on purpose,and stuck his wand out. The night bus appeared. "Hello,and welcome to the night bus,I'm your instructor, stan shun pike..."harry interupted him."but...You couldn't be,your not sixteen or zitty..." "SILENCE!"said the casting directors."I have zits,just look at my chin.." harry raised a brow."Some rash on you chin hardly counts as acne..."harry shrugged,and followed him on the bus,and took his seat. "Take it away, Earne!"stan said,excitedly.

"Ya,Take it away, Earnie!"said a random jamaican shrunken head that was really unneeded and exspensive. Harrys brow raised higher."what the heck is that thing?!" stan shrugged."It sure is funny,and looks cool,though!" harry scoffed. They were going for the cheapest laughs.

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, cool Ron

[ronweazley122]

thanks..how funny was it,to you?

[Kiara Johnson]

I laughed at least a few times.  lol Or do you want the measurement to be in graph form, sighned in triplicate?

[ronweazley122]

lol..I was only asking cause my little bro said,it wasn't that funny,but he's ten so...

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, it was funny Ron, no worries, asking a sibling if they think something you did was funny or otherwise good, is a mistake, they'll tell you what ever they think will make you angry or sad.  that's the way of sibblings.   ;)

[Ginny Weasly]

Good job Ron! I liked it. But I have a problem! How come you havn't been on that much? lol, sorry, it was bugging me!

[ronweazley122]

been to busy,gin...but I should be on more,now...sorry.

[Ginny Weasly]

good! lol.

[brian]

this is awesome. did any of u think dumbledore sucks, because all of a sudden he's not brittish because he speaks like an american, and u can see the dementors mouth, and they can fly, and u have to use a spell to stun the whomping willow, and they never show draco pretending to be a dementor at quidditch, and cho chang isn't in this, and they rushed to the end of the movie, and they have slide projectors, and I always thought those ran on electricity, andthey had those head things at the three broom sticks and harry goes in there alone and draco doesnt see him at the sheking shack, and hermione is with ron there, and the movie was really not as good as it should have beeen, and the only good stuff was the movie, and oh by the way ron, I'm pretty sure it was lumos maxima, butu might be right, and also, I think he might have been practicing lumos maxima, because it would rally work everynow and then, and also when it really works, that's kind of a lot of light to be using to do hw, and the text book he was using with his wand didn't really have anything on it, and the firebolt comes way at the end of the movie, and hermione isn't really against ron, but she;s like, I think u owe someone an appology when they aren't really fighting, and u barely ever see crook shanks, so it's kind of stupid, and harry doesn't get birthday presents, and that hunchback person at the leaky cauldron definately isn't the tom that was in the first movie, and no one really makes a big deal out of Percy making Head Boy... WHEW

[Ginny Weasly]

oh, Thank you bri, I havn't even seen it yet and I don't get to complain about it! grr...thats alright though dude.

[brian]

oh srry, well then u shouldn't read anymore of this spoof actually. because it's making ufn of the movie. Actually the only great thing about the movie besides the fact that it was a harry potter movie was that it'll probably have a good sountrack even though it's all classical music stuff which I normally don't like.

[Ginny Weasly]

ya, your right Bri...

[brian]

when r u going to see the movie?

[Ginny Weasly]

when my dad or mom take me I guess.......