Mermaids talk funny

[numbingpayne]

Payne swam next to a mermaid. They had been swimming for hours and Payne was tired. She sat on the shore close enough to the lake that she could talk to Lysira(the mermaid).

[Josh Weasley]

*He came down to the lake and saw Payne sitting on the shore.*Hey!Payne!

[numbingpayne]

Payne looked at Josh,"Ello Josh!"

When Lysira saw Josh she ducked under water.Payne laughed and said something in mermish to the mermaid. She came back up but stayed half-way down.

[Josh Weasley]

Cool a mermaid reminds of a girl who used to come here.

[numbingpayne]

''Who was she?" Lysira said something and Payne laughed. Lysira ducked back in the water.

[Josh Weasley]

What did she say?

[numbingpayne]

"She insulted you."Payne laughed again,"I guess she doesn't like men with red hair. But that ain't what she insulted you about."

[Josh Weasley]

Well theres a good first impression*He said sarcasticaly.*

[numbingpayne]

"Hey,It's better than what she said to me.She called me fat and said that the meremen were sharping there spears to kill me."She shrugged,"Took me a week to get her to trust me."

[Josh Weasley]

Well i see a pattern here that drunk guy called you fat the Mermaid called you fat.*He laughed jokinly.*

[numbingpayne]

Payne looked at her stomach,"They must have vision problems." Lysira came back up and threw a rock at Josh.Payne caught it a threw it back at Lysira but she ducked before it hit her."Protective of her friends. Don't worry. She won't kill you."Payne smiled.

[Josh Weasley]

You know i could hurt her right now with my elemntel power but im in a good mood.

[numbingpayne]

"Yeah and I wouldn't be your friend anymore if you did that."She threw a rock in the water as Lysira came up. "So why are you in a good mood?"

[Josh Weasley]

Well Snape is sick unable to teach potions for a week.

[LavyBrown]

"That's mean Josh. But still funny" Lavender said walking up to him.