The Funeral

[Josh Weasley]

"Well Eva for one and Dante and that cochroach under the refrigerator."

[numbingpayne]

"I thought that I had to worry about the Sparda's and your afraid of cochroachs?"

[Josh Weasley]

"Well not that much but i dont love 'em either."

[numbingpayne]

Josh is such a weirdo...Payne walked over to the door and looked out kinda like in spy movies. She stepped back in and sat on the counter.

[Josh Weasley]

"James Bond tday arent we?"He turned visable.He pulled out his gum and started chewing it.

[numbingpayne]

"No I'm Royvas,Payne Royvas."

[Josh Weasley]

He pulled out his gum and put it on the floor and waved his wand over it and it turned into screen with Fred and George on it.
Fred:Need help little bro?
George:Tell him to wait!
Fred:Will you shut up George?

[numbingpayne]

"Dude! 'Sup Weasleys?!"

[Josh Weasley]

Fred:Hello uh who is this Josh?
Josh:Her name is Payne.
George:Fine you guys wont stop talking i guess ill cut in.
Fred:So what you need help on bro?
Josh:Goes and moves Payne to were they cant see them."Do you want to kill Dantes or scaring him into not wanting to marry you?"

[numbingpayne]

Payne thinks for a moment,"Uh...Scare him...or kill him...I don't know."She just stood there clueless.
Do I want to kill him? I hate him but do I hate him that much?
"I think I just want to scare him."

[Josh Weasley]

"Okay thats the twins specialtese."
Fred:"Anyone there?"
Josh:"Yeah can you send Pig(The owl)everything youve got to scare someone out of marriage."
George:"Im on it.She might have to make two trips."
Josh:"As long as she gets it here."
Fred:"Twins over and out."
The screen goes blank and disappears."Okay weve got a while till we get the stuff."

[numbingpayne]

"Thanks Josh. I know I've said it before but you're really saving my life."Payne smiled and added."Oh yeah! And as reward there is some sweets over in the top first cabinet if you want some."

[Josh Weasley]

"Helping you really pays off."He opened the cabinet and took all the sweets out."Now we wait!I like to yell!"

[numbingpayne]

Payne shook her head and laid on the cabinet with her eyes closed.

[Josh Weasley]

About an hour later he looked out the window and saw Pig with the packages.He opened the window."Our stuff is here oh evil one."