The Funeral

[numbingpayne]

"Someone said my name?" The evil one looked up and saw the owl."You call that thing Pig. That's the least piggish thing I've seen since...well a pig."

[Josh Weasley]

"Well its short for Pegwedegon."He took the box and gave Pig a letter.He opened the box and there were onion rings and crusifics and wooden stakes."Hmmm Fred and George have lost it.Will these work?"

[numbingpayne]

"That'll kill him, yeah. How is this suppose to scare him off?"

[Josh Weasley]

"Well the onions will scare him.Theres gotta be somethin they just invented.Well we have a couple more packages coming."

[numbingpayne]

"The onions won't scare him...They'll just give him a rash."She picked up two of the stakes and used them like chopsticks to pickup the onion rings."They'll also give me a rash."

[Josh Weasley]

He picked up a crusifix."Will this scare him?"

[numbingpayne]

"Probably...That's only cause he believes those old folktales."She took the crusifix and squeezed it. She then put it back down."It only leaves a red mark."

[Josh Weasley]

"Well the first package was a bummer."

[numbingpayne]

"Yep...Except the crusifix. If we could attach it to a doll that looked like Chuckie than he would get scared."

[Josh Weasley]

"And you said you had to leave on your bed each night or you would go insane!"

[numbingpayne]

"Huh?"She shook her head.It's nice to know I'm not the only one here who doesn't make sense.

[Josh Weasley]

"Let me re-word.We con tell Dante that you have to have the chucky doll on your bed last night or else youll go insane."

[numbingpayne]

"That might work. Dante has always hated Chuckie."

[Ginny Weasly]

Ginny appeared.
"Josh, Mum sent a letter."
She looked up. She hadn't planned on arriving in Trannsilvainia, just to where Josh was. Now she was coonfused.
"Er...why are we here?"

[Josh Weasley]

"Paynes mom died and shes becoming Queen of Chaos and were trying to trick Dante out of marrying Payne.All with the help of our two dear twins."