A weird,strange,confusing story.

ronweazley122 · July 9, 2005, 10:45:01 AM

Me and my cousin wrote this story,sort of in a three word story format.Note:I will only continue,when I get with my cousin and write more....Please review.

"My Spidey Sense is tingling!" whispered Spiderman. He could see Green Goblin making some pumpkin bombs for his next heist...........
   The Goblin sat on the toilet. Spidey heard a loud explosion in the bathroom. "Sounds like Paris Hilton is wiping Goblin's......well...you know......"
   "That's Hot." said Paris.
Spidey pimp slapped Goblin until he ran away crying. Then Hermione came.    "Why am I here?" asked Hermione.
   "Some kids are writing a stupid story." explained Neville.
   "Where the hell did you come from!?!" yelled Spidey.
   "Doesn't matter," said Ron
   "Arrrrggghhh!!!! d**n you J.K. Rowling!!!!" screamed Spidey
   "I gotta catch them all!!!" yelled Ash Ketchum
   "WHAT THE F#$%!?!?!" screamed everyone
"Wow, not even I would cuss in a pg-13 movie! You must be really evil!" Said Voldemort.
   "Ok, this was supposed to be a story about me." mumbled Spidey.
Green goblin ran back. "Oh, shut up spider," The goblin said, grabbing a drink. "You're always ruining everyone's fun...especially that one time you killed me."
   "Has anyone seen my Pikachu?"
Everyone slowly turned their heads over to Ash.
   "Is that, like, a pet name for your girlfriend?" asked Paris.
Everyone turned their heads at Paris, with a stupid look on their face.
"What? I was just curious to know if he was single!" said Paris.
   "Aren't you engaged?" Hermione asked Paris.
   ".............." said Paris.
   "I'm not kidding! My Pikachu is missing!"
Everybody brutally slaughtered Ash.
   "Guys! That wasn't very nice....." Hermione whimpered.
"Shut up, girl, or you'll be next!!! And we'll look up a worse word than "brutally" this time...." sneered Voldemort.
   "........I don't get it. Everybody from Harry Potter is here but....Harry Potter!" said Spidey.
   "Yeah....I kinda lost him.....I should find him before the end of the series....."said J.K. Rowling.
   "This is bulls#^&!!! I got ripped off! MARVEL called me to do a shooting, and all of these Harry Potter people just come out of nowhere!!!" yelled Spidey.
"Hey, its not just Harry potter characters!" said Batman,

Ginny Weasly · July 9, 2005, 10:50:04 AM

Falls over laughing.
That was funny in a strange confusing way! Lolz!

ronweazley122 · August 15, 2005, 01:34:51 AM

"This is getting real old, real fast" sighed Spidey.
"I AM THE KNIGHT!I AM VENGENCE!I AM WELL PAYED!"said batman.
"I have no idea what any of that means." whispered Ron.
"Doesn't matter.You're not getting payed anything,But I am payed millions!"Said batman,and he flew away.
"How can he fly? i thought he had a glider?" said Hermione
"I Can to-"batman looked down."OH CRAP!I CANT FLY!"Batman plunged to his doom."uh........sorry." said Hermione.

pig · August 15, 2005, 06:42:04 AM

crack up luaging wipes tear from eye

very funny i love the part when batman falls when he relises he cant fly :D

Biv Jona Fajor · August 15, 2005, 10:01:10 PM

Go on ron, I hate Batman

ronweazley122 · August 16, 2005, 02:47:54 AM

"....and I want my mask to go to cat woman..and I want my armor to go to paris hilton...and I want my money to go to that girl I had a one night stand with.."said batman,dictating to his man servant."and i also want my underwear to go to Hermione" whispered Batman to his manservant. "I heard that!" yelled Hermione"Hey,I don't want your armor,I like want your underwear!"said paris hilton."Why aren't you dead yet?!"Yelled harry and ron together,and they stabbed batman."Ron, Harry, that wasn't very nice...." said Hermione"We didn't do it.You can't prove anything."said ron,walking away,and washing his hands."we're book characters and he's a superhero who wears gloves.We leave no finger prints."Hermione started to make out with Harry for no apparent reason.(Hermione and ron shippers note:My cousin wrote this part)Ron,who was convienently looking away did not notice."hey...OOO!WHATS THAT!ITS SHINY!"he said,pointing toward the horizon.There was a boom in the air,like some sort of rap song..."EVERY BREATH I TAKE!".....just then..P.diddy entered,decked out in jewels.The music stopped.Kelly Clarkson appeared on the scene.She started singing "Since You've Been Gone" "Hey...where'd she come from she's not a wizard,like you guys,is she?"said ash,who had returned as a zombie.Kelly abruptly stopped singing."NO!I just have special effect abilitys and lots of money,"said kelly.

ronweazley122 · August 16, 2005, 04:55:08 AM

welll...my three readers aren't on,and people are afraid to read new things...humm...

goblet_fulla_fire · August 16, 2005, 05:10:48 AM

I think this story promotes violence and I demand that you don't delete this emmediately!

LavyBrown · August 16, 2005, 05:17:25 AM

your being mean and who are you to talk about violence. Ron this story is haliruos

goblet_fulla_fire · August 16, 2005, 05:39:29 AM

I said to don't delete this. Notice I put don't really small.

pig · August 16, 2005, 06:15:47 AM

lol goblet its to small how can anyone read it i thought it was just a line lol great storry ron please continue your so gd at comdey

goblet_fulla_fire · August 16, 2005, 06:17:55 AM

Yes please comtinue violent person.

LavyBrown · August 16, 2005, 06:21:19 AM

whatever :P

Ginny Weasly · August 16, 2005, 09:53:58 AM

Keep going Ron. It makes me laugh!

ronweazley122 · August 16, 2005, 11:01:49 PM

thanks guys...I'll continue later today,but I can't right now..because my cousing isn't online at the moment we're writing this one together.I'm glad you had fun reading it,cause I enjoyed writing it for you.

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