this isnt a story, its real news about a REAL sirius black...very imoportant!!

[Hermione_Granger]

a murderer is on the loose, in canada,ontario,hamilton. he escapepd from prison (sound familiar, thats right, too much like sirius black, but rea don..)
his fave wepaon is a baseball bat (shaped like a wand!!! weird, eh?) and he likes ot kill woman, elderly and mentally challenged ppl. hes been psotted once, and has killed before. (too much, isn't it? now all we need is a boy with a scar, but hey, will a girl do, cuz i have one and its burning!) muggles should be warned also (lol, i consider us wizards) his name is karl joseph mcneil.

[Harrys_girl_friend]

oh don't worry my friend tori which on here named atlanta has a friend which i despise...*makes sour face* all you have to do now is make him get a reall tatto scar and wala! it's hp!