Yo mama so fat......

[Josh Weasley]

Yo momma so fat that when a bus comes by she chases it saying "Stop that twinkie!"

[jon weasley]

lolz where did u come up wit that

[Josh Weasley]

ive had it for a while

[jon weasley]

o ok

[ron2kool]

yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles poppod out

[Naroto Mashima]

yo mommas so fat, wen she went in da ocean, the humpback whales started to sing "we are family! even though your fatter than me!"

[jon weasley]

yo mama so fat she was baptised at sea world

[Kiara Johnson]

Yo Mama so fat seh uses the Highway for a slip and slide

(Not a yo mama so fat but here are a couple others that kinda go with)

Yo mama so poor I pooped in ehr livingroom and she said thanks for the heat.

Yo mama so hairy even her nipples have froes

[pig]

hehe this is a funny one

your mama is so poor i saw her one day with only one shoe. I asked her did you loose a shoe? she said no I found one.  ;D

[Jack Chance]

Yo mama so fat, when she wants to get a natural tan, she has to go to the beach at 7 in the morning and leave at 7 in the afternoon. And that's just for her face.

[harrypotterfan:)]

Yo mama so fat when she tripped on 4th ave. she landed on 13th ave.

[Roniloveyou:)]

Yo mama is sooo fat...she fat... ooh diss...

[Naroto Mashima]

Two things:

1: That was the worst joke I've ever heard.
2: Try to avoid posting on old topics like this. It's dead, so let's keep it that way.

[Roniloveyou:)]

yeah that was the point

[Devon_McGonagall]

1)Your momma so fat, she laid in the ocean and got claimed as the new world
2) Your momma so fat, last time she went water skiing she needed two aircraft carriers
3) Your momma so fat, she wore a malcom X t-shirt and helicopters tried to land on her
4) Your momma so poor, she went into mcdonalds and put a milkshake on lay-away
5) Your momma so dumb, she thinks an octopus is an eight sided cat
6) your momma so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
7) Your momma so old, her social security number is zero