Yo mama so fat......

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Yo mama so fat thread. Post yo mama so fat....and the joke. Thats all there is too it. I'll start off.


Yo mama so fat that she filled up the bathtub and then turned on the water.

[Neo]

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mamma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mamma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

[Em]

Yo mama so fat she sits around the house...

[goblet_fulla_fire]

One at a time please Nay-o. Yo mama so fat, her periods are known as the Red River.

[Neo]

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[goblet_fulla_fire]

YO mama so fat, she was born the first day her mother was preganant.

[Neo]

Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craig's and they said "We asked for your weight not your phone number."

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Yo mama so fat...cancel that one, too disgusting.
Yo mama so fat, her one cell DNA sample was 7 feet tall.

[LavyBrown]

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw the numbers 90210 toghter was on a scale.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Yo mama so fat, somebody took a picture of her, and it wouldn't fit in the copier.
(who we be talking this to anyway?)

[LavyBrown]

(our freinds ;D)

Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Empier State Building and bounced right back up.

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Empire State Building, but failed because her belly was already on the ground.

[LavyBrown]

Yo mama so fat she has TB....two bellies

[goblet_fulla_fire]

Yo mama so fat, she was on the channel 4 news but her ace spreaded to channel 5, 8, and 11.

[LavyBrown]

Yo mama so fat I swerve o avoid hitting her in the road and I ran out of gas