THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!!!!!

[HarryPotterFan7432]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


They've found the first chapter from HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX at a website!!!!!!!

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/hp_phoenix.html

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SH**!!!! The chapter starts of alright, but it's kind of weirdish...


YOU HAVE TO GO AND READ IT NOW!!!!!



Post your comments about it HERE!!!

[HarryPotterFan7432]

OMG HERMIONE DIES!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiara Johnson]

Ya, well any way, you sound like you need to calm down.  Do not post things in here that people may not want to see please.

[admin]

OMG HERMIONE DIES!!!!!!!!!!

OK this obviously is not the real thing. HarryPotterFan7432 I've removed a few of your multiple posts. Please don't post the same message more than once.

admin

[brian]

I agree with the ministrator! YOu were very foolish to believe that this is the first chapter. Some 1st grader probably wrote it. Serioulsy, this is so not Rowling's writing! It stinks!!

 I will try to hit it with the Cruciatus curse! Then I will kill it!

[Kiara Johnson]

And you say I am too violent.  tsk tsk tsk.  lol

[ronweazley122]

ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!*wants to kill it as well*I AGREE WITH HARRY,AND ADMIN!!!!*PRINTS IT OUT AND STABS AT IT WITH A WAND*I WOULD NOT BETRAY HARRY!!!!*twitches*

[Kiara Johnson]

*Shakes head slowly*  Shuch violence.  Ron, everyone who means anything, knows you would never betray Harry*Is that what it really says!  No, it is an awful hoax and some one deserves to be Crucified.  No magic needed here.  This person really needs to be hurt.  lol  look at me, I'm acting like..... you two.

[ronweazley122]

yes infact *twitches again* I killed hermione....and draco and harry said they would kill hunt me down and slay me *twitches* slay me MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!POTTER SLAY ME?!!!WHAT A JOKE!!!!lol j/k I scared myself for a sec there....*twitches*and harry killed lupin and neville and....*stops abruptly* i don't remember the rest...

[Kiara Johnson]

EEk!!!! I think I wont waste my time with this one....Even I wouldn't turn Ron and Harry on eachother.  lol

[brian]

*Runs ron through with sword* Who is laughing now!!

*Real life comes back* wait a min. ''''There's a little proof that this is fake! His name is Sirius, not Serius. If you read it again, the writer says Serius Black!

[Kiara Johnson]

This writer sounds like a dull witted twit, to me.

[brian]

who could it be?

[Kiara Johnson]

Some one looking for attention.  Who cares

[ronweazley122]

they won't get any with that-*confuzzled*