OK,heres 1:
Say this 2 a squirrel:
"squirrly,can I call U squirrly?I must say,I have never felt this way before.I mean,as I watch U bring me acorns,something stirs inside me.As I see U coming 2 me,trotting on your muscular legs,tail erect, I FEEL LUV!! :o :o :o I ADMIT 2 IT!!!SAY IT!!! SAY U LUV ME AS I LUV U!!!" then laughs like a maniac as Squirrly takes cover. :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
*cries* Noooo! Snape! How could you?? :'( ;D
*criesoutloudandcouldkillHermione12*
HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?OR JUST THINK ABOUT IT?
Severus is not gay. He's cool and sexy!!!!!!!!! :-)
Snape.......gag.......ahem.
Heehee! I've got a couple! Probably not that good....but hey!
"Harry, I have given this some thought, and, well....may I adpot you? Pretty please?!"
"Professor Lupin, dearest of friends, may I use your deodorant?"
heehee funny! I have two!
a) ...and the next morning, Snape walked into the great hall wearing hot pink robes and smiling....
~~~~~~~~~~~~
b) "Hey, Harry... does something seem weird about Snape today?"
Harry strained his eyes and said amazedly "Snape washed his hair!!!"
LOL!!!!!!!! U guys R hilarious!!!! Verenchen, I said nothing about Snape being gay, just cross-species!! ;D :o ;D
*holds up the sign of the cross and shrieks:*
NOOOOO!!!! DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEE!!!!! I BEG 4 FORGIVENESS!!!!!!
Ok, I must admit: It's all very funny!!!!!
Especially the thing with the Deodorant!*lol*
;D
How about...
Neville, do you need some help with your potions?
or
Hermione, I have got to hand it to you, you are one of the brightest students I have ever had the pleasure to teach.
those are good ones too!
My fav was the deodorant one too.
Snape wood never:
1~hit on Hermione
2~kiss Ron's shoes and say " U are my sunshine,my only sunshine! U are there wen skies are gray,oh pleeze,don't take my sunshine away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3~give Harry Potter a car 4 no reezen
Oh! I know one!
*Snape walk in to the classroom* Hi class! today we're
going to learn love potion!
*cracks up* Good one, Cho! Hermione, your #2 and #3 are great, too! I still think that Snape could be with Hermione (the character), tho.
I know another!
Snape gave Gryffindore 100 points, take away 100 points from Slytherin.
I know one! ;D
Snape walks into the classroom and says, "Good morning class, having a lovely day, I hope?"
Mcgonnagle lets everyone transform her classroom into an elephant so they can have rides
Madame Hooch takes out her yellow contacts before going to sleep
Madame Maxime and Kakaroff kiss and make up
;D
lol!!! I bet some of those are true, too!
Really? :o :o :o
OooH!!! Pick me!! O Pick me!!! Thanks!
Things Snape would never do or say:
#1. say: "Today you can make potions and try them out on me."
#2. Snape shows up in the Great Hall wearing just his knickers. (Oh, Shui, I bet your happy!)
#3. Break out in song in the middle of a class.
oh i have some.
1."I want to confess my undieing love for you,Hermione."
2."Um......Harry can I have your autograph?"
lol ;D :D :)
ok, here's some..
1. "1000 points from Slytheren and they all get detention!"
2. gets down on one knee to dumbledore, "Will u marry me?"
lol...
lol
1."professor lockhart,my friend,i love you.in case you haven't noticed i'm gay!"
2.sings a song in the middle of class,"Tommorow!tommorow,I'll love ya tommorow!!!
lol...how bout,
snape walks up to McGonagall and kisses her!
and gives his whole life's savings to Ron....
*stands up in the middle of class and says, "HERMIONE, HERMIONE, WHERE FOR OUT THO HERMIONE!"
*Gives him self detention. ;D
.....if only...lol*
"Harry, our relationship must remain secret!"
*shrugs* ;D
no afense**rolling eyes ** but i think that servius if but ugly sry bout that what i think love is in the eye of the beholder right ;D
:o Oooo... just his knickers? *drool* :-* :-* :-* Me likey very much, yes! ^___________^ heehee
Here's a site of a whole bunch of those things!! But, be warned, some, if not most, and really gross. I warned you! here's a link:
http://www.snapechamber.freeservers.com/nosnape.html
Here's my favorite: Snape saying: "I don't know who took my underwear, but if one sequins is out of place, then some heads are going to roll!!" heh heh.. sequin undies..
Well it's ok, I'll ues the ones they did on that site!.
*
Miverva, would you do me the honour of being my date for the Yule Ball?"
"Sham...poo?" (lol for your hair Snape!)
"Ten points for Gryffindor!"
"Five points from Slyhterin!"
Well done, Potter!" (Not in that sarcastic tone)
Hermione, my dear, come to my chambers when everyone sleeps. I've set a special task for you" *wink, wink*
"Lockhart! You've got to tell me who does your hair!"
"You know, I think I'll wear pink, today
"I'm very proud of you all!"
"I love working with children!"
Do you need to talk about it?
Oh, Potter! I was so worried about you
"Give me a hug!"
Oh, Minerva, you look simply divine
Well someone post some ;D
LMAO!!! How about:
Harry! Colin, Ginny, and I started your official fan club!!
lol!
*looks around smiling*
Does anyone know where I can buy some canned ham?
I've got three good one!
"Harry, I-I want to adopt you! I'll-I'll be really kind to you-I promise!"
"Today is the first day of the term so it's very important,"(everyone got nervous)"So I have a important announcement to make-From now on, you can play in my class all term!" (cheer)
*wearing a pink robe*"Happy Valentine's day, kids! Guess what-I've got a Valentine's card and a chocolate kiss for each of you! Two for my dearest Hermione! Later on, we'll be learning Love Potions!"
I think we've already got 1000 things!
I don't think so. *thinks* 1,000 is a lot. There probably weren't even 500 yet.
Yeah. We're no where near 1,000...
ooooohhhhhhhhh...I got alot!
:
Give me a hug!" (Merc Girlie)
"Aghh! I broke a nail!" (Merc Girlie)
"Save me, Harry!" (Merc Girlie)
"Oh, Harry! You look so sexy on that broom! (Tanya)
"Can't we all just get along?" (Possibly) (Lady Mondegreen)
"Yeah, well, ya know what Dumbledore? I still don't have that Defense Against the Dark Arts job, I'm sick of being a lackey, I quit! You hear me? I freakin' quit!" (Lady Mondegreen)
"Harry! I... am... your... father!" (Well, you never know, J.K. could suddenly go lazy.) (Lady Mondegreen)
"Dumbledore, I'm through teaching Potions!" (Trixx)
"I'm taking a sick day!" (Trixx)
"I'm sorry" (Trixx)
"I admit I was wrong" (Trixx)
"Voldemort, you sexy thing!" (Snake)
"Hey! Isn't that the cute new female student? I've gotta send her this Valentine Card!" (Sailor Neptune)
"Oh, Minerva, you look simply divine!" (Sailor Neptune)
"I'm getting married!" (Sailor Neptune)
"Harry, guess what, we're related!!!" 0_o (Sailor Neptune)
"Nonsense, pink and black have always gone together." (Cody)
"Hey, Sirius, let's let bygones be bygones" (Lucy)
"Black is so last season" (Lucy)
"I wonder if it's about time I cut my hair?" (Lucy)
"I'm getting engaged" (Lucy)
"I'm so horny!" (Snake)
"Longbottom, you have the makings of a brilliant wizard." (Rebecca)
"I'm late for my aerobics class." (Kit and Cody)
"Thank you for those lovely daffodils, Potter! They really brighten up the dungeon." (Kit and Cody)
"I'm going to count to ten, and when I turn around, whoever took my rubber ducky had better have it put back, or else." (Kit and Cody)
"Nuts." (Kit and Cody)
"It was like buttah." (a la Linda Richman) (Kit and Cody)
"Shall we go to the bedroom, or do it right here on the table?" (Kit and Cody)
"(singing) I've been really tryyy-in' baby
To hold back this feelin'
For soooo long..."
(that's "Let's Get It On", by Marvin Gaye) (Kit and Cody)
"I don't know what you've done with my underwear, but if even one of those sequins is out of place when I get it back, some heads are going to roll..." (Kit)
"Harry, things between will never be the same since our drunken one night stand, but I want you to know that if you ever need tutoring in 'special areas', I'm here for you." (Vampire Cat)
"Lockhart, you look wonderful in those pink robes! Where did you buy them?" (Dino Girl)
"Oh, do be a dearie, Minerva, and bring me another scoop of strawberry ice cream... Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top?" (Cel)
"Tag, you're it!" (Kit and Dave)
"Pull my finger." (Kit and Dave)
"I'll arm-wrestle you." (Kit and Dave)
"Do these robes make me look fat?" (Kit and Dave)
"Hey, are you gonna eat that?" (Kit and Dave)
"Go Gryffindor! Lions for the cup!" (Robert)
"This round's on me!" (Lucy)
"Anyone know of any evening classes?I'm thinking of broadening my horizons." (Lucy)
"Yeah, well, I was into the whole Deatheater thing for a while, but the scene wasn't for me" (Lucy)
"Put those handcuffs away Potter, I'm not that kind of man!" (Lucy)
*Waves some pom-poms*
"Brr! It's COLD in here1
There must be some Hogwarts in the at-mos-sphere!" (Vampire Cat)
(sniffles) "I think I'm gonna cry." (Kiomi)
(singing) "Lollipop! Lollipop! Oh Lolli-lolli, lollipop!" (Kiomi)
"Ron...shove it. Hermione...get laid. Potter...bring the whip." (Kiomi)
"Yes, I'd like to buy a Harry Potter plushie." (Kiomi)
"I've got the urge to Herbal! Gonna Herbal in the shower, for another half an hour!" (Kiomi)
"Sirius... I love you, man!" (Kiomi)
(valley view voice) "Oh-My-God. Look at her butt...it is like, SO big." (Kiomi)
*singing* "Wild thing!
You make my heart sing!
You make everything... groovy!
Wild thing!" (Lucy)
"Come and sit next to me, little girl, I have a small surprise for you!" (Tanya)
"You know, Lockhart, I really admire the way you took down that werewolf!" (Casper)
"I love your hair!" (Casper)
*singing, in the bathroom* "Rubbah Ducky. You're The One! You Make Bathtime Lots-o-Fun!" (Sara)
"Dude, where's my car?!" (Sabra and Christine)
"Take this down class - hit it boys! *singing and dancing* 'Round round round round, I getta round, I getta OOOOOO-EEEE!' Bloody hell." (Jennifer)
Snape would never sing, basically. Not even hum
"Do you think I should get a haircut or should I grow it as long as Professor Dumbledore's?"
"The Backsteet Boys and N Sync rule!" (Sabra)
"Voldemort.... What a dork." (Shyria)
"I just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it!" (Tammi the 'Little Pigeon')
"Oh Minerva, surely you're not going to do what I think you're going to do with that kipper? Oh, well if you insist, go on then, only warm it up first." (Rachel)
(singing and dancing on a desk in Potions, wearing top hat and tails) "You're just too good to be true... Can't take my eyes off you... I LOVE YOU HARRY, LA LA LA LA LA LAA, I LOVE YOU HARRY, LA LA LA LA LA LAAA, so let me love you Harry, let me love you Harry, let me love yoooooooooou..." (Rachel)
"My hobbies? Well, apart from the usual - you know - stamp-collecting, chicken farming, taxidermy, but I really love DJ-ing. I just got my own mixing deck for Christmas. Would you like to hear one of my mix tapes?" (Rachel)
(Chanting) "Go Westlife, go Westlife, BRIAN I LOVE YOU!" (Rachel)
"In vain I have struggled, but my feelings will not be conquered - Mr Weasley, you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." (That's Mr Darcy's speech from Pride and Prejudice) (Rachel)
"You look nice today, Potter!" (Dale)
"Bloody thong wedgie!"*pulls at buttcrack* (Kelli)
"Oh, spank me harder, Gilderoy!" (Rachel)
*Sobbing brokenly* "All I ever wanted was to be l- l- loved! Why won't you love me?" (Rachel)
"Well, what I really want for Christmas is the Barbie Pony Club set, and maybe if I'm a really lucky boy, Mummy will give me the matching horse box." (Rachel)
"MANGO...MANGO...MANGO!" *sees dancing Chris Kattan in sparkly shorts* (need to watch Saturday Night Live to get that one!) (Tubeular 5)
Severus: Hello, my name is Severus Snape and I am a former Death Eater
People in Backround: Hello, Severus (Amy)
"Hello Callie, I love you! I love you!" (Callie)
"Why, Mr Potter. Why don't you have some wonderful cookies and brownies. I made them myself. (Callie)
"Hello Gryffindors! Merry Christmas." (Callie)
"Absolutly spiffing to see you, Harry! What a jolly good day it is! Fancy a game of cricket before having crumpets and tea with the boys?" (Rhian)
(In the best Austin Powers accent he can muster up) "Yeha baby, yeha!" (Lisa Marie)
Potter: Professor Snape, I'm stuck up here on this broom, how am I posta GET DOWN?
Snape: Dead Or Alive, David Bowie or My favorite James Brown (Lisa Marie)
"What a babe!" (Lisa Marie)
"How do you spell my first name?" (Lisa Marie)
"I've fallen and I cant get up!" (Lisa Marie)
"How about everyone of you kids come to my chambers and play a video game with me?" (Lisa Marie)
*in tears in his eyes* "You like me! You really like me!" (while clutching an award for Favorite Teacher) (Luece)
"Jolly good show!"
LOL!!!! *falls of chair laughing*
I have a couple.
Snape would never: Send home a report about harry thats actually good
Snape would never: send proffesor Mcgonogall a valentine card saying:
From your black pinned back hair to your high hield shoes
I love you minerva, I want to be the one you choose!
There not that good but they send a little tint to the subject!
Heehee!
Here's one...
Snape strides happily down the hall and says to each person he passes, "I've lowered my cholesteral!"
ha ha... just saw that commercial.. had to put it!
LMAO! at all of them.
*Clears thraot at Shui's* :D
Heheheheh!!
Okey I have more:
(To the Slytherins) "Ok everybody! They finally came! Now who ordered the Thin Mints?"
"Lockhart, may I borrow your haircurlers A maybe a nightcap?"
(Looks in mirror) "Why hello Mr. Snape, aren't you looking handsome today! Oh yes you are! Yes you are!"
The first is sooo hilarious! The rest are too, but I like the first the most! ^____^
Thanks! :)
Ya!
here's one....
snape walks up to harry with a pepsi.harry looks worried.snape:this isn't a pepsi! harry:it isn't? snape:no.its a pepsi twist!*unzips pepsi to reveal that its a pepsi* harry:wow!! :o snape:and i'm not severus snape!!! harry:*looks confused*your not?! snape:no*unzips* I'm siruis! harry:*faints*
how was that?heee
*Cracks up!*
You got that from that commercial with Hallie Something isenberg, Very Funny!
;D thanx...
:)
*dies laughing* Oh, wait, no, I didn't die! *falls off chair laughing*
*Catches Shui anyway*
Heehee thx
not a problem!- The Klutzes from the "Amanda Show"
Quote from: ronweazley122 on March 1, 2003, 08:38:22 AM
here's one....
snape walks up to harry with a pepsi.harry looks worried.snape:this isn't a pepsi! harry:it isn't? snape:no.its a pepsi twist!*unzips pepsi to reveal that its a pepsi* harry:wow!! :o snape:and i'm not severus snape!!! harry:*looks confused*your not?! snape:no*unzips* I'm siruis! harry:*faints*
how was that?heee
look at this one shui!!!! ;D
Thats what she was laughing for :)
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ;D
lol!
Ron, you silly goose!
The Klutz's are funny! ^o^
*snape enters* *goes up to shui holding a pepsi* whoa!weird.......i could swear.....nahhhhh!!!
... *nods and smiles*
snape:this isn't a pepsi,shui!
*Hermione barges in*
Yes it is correct *UNzips it *
It's a Pepsi Twist!
*is worried* this won't end well.....*puts a pillow under shui*
Hehe
Snape would never say " It would be horrible if I have to teach DADA. Or bring in white fluffy bunny rabbits for everyone to pet. Or say Harry ur my favorite student ever. From Kayla ::) :daisy:
Uhuh....*watching scene*
:-X
;) it was good,hpfk!
ya!
Quote from: ronweazley122 on March 8, 2003, 07:39:28 AM
*is worried* this won't end well.....*puts a pillow under shui*
??? huh?
Read! :Reading:
Quotesnape:this isn't a pepsi,shui!
Quote from: Hermione_G on March 5, 2003, 05:27:50 AM
*Hermione barges in*
Yes it is correct *UNzips it *
It's a Pepsi Twist!
Uh huh, I read that part... but why do I need a pillow beneath me?
'cause snape is about to change!lol ;D
Oo! I should prolly sit down fer this, then! *sits*
*snape*:and i'm not snape......*unzips*I'm jack the ripper!!!!muhahaahaha!!!!!]:}
:o *cries* Nooo! My love.. is.. a.. SERIAL KILLER!! WAAAAH.................... okay, I'm over it! ;)
lol!*the real snape enters wearing a speedo*lol ;D
*gags* nasty... :o
(Hermione, Duh!)
*Winces, and lets out a dry sob*
;D
*Faints on Ron*
*runs in the room without a clue of whats going on* AUUUUGH THE EVIL JELLO HAS COMETH!!!!
oops sorry i kinda ruined your moment...well here ya go:
*Hermione faints on Ron when she hears about the evil Jello*
*Waiting for Ron OR Maeve to help her up, I'm up, plase help me!*
oh oopsies, i thought you were out cold *pulls Hermione up since Ron is temporarily dead...*
Thanx! i was for a sec!
lol np! *moves ron into the corner and puts a lampshade on his head so he looks "festive"*
*Giggles*
lol he looks....like a lamp!
To true ! :)
*a house elf comes in and dusts off Ron the Lamp*
*throws pants at Snape* Put them on, PLEASE!
*Tries not to pay attention to Snape*
*accidently looks* my eyes! my eeeeeeyyyyyyeeees!!!! *dusts off Ron the Lamp with blurred vision to keep from looking at Snape*
snape:ah,but i am wearing something under this 'snape wearing a speedo costume' costume!!*unzips* it is I,ron *bows*(NOTE!!!!:NOT wearing a speedo wearing hogwarts uniform or whatever i was wearing!) ;D impressed,no?*throws the snape costume aside,looking at it and flinching*
*Starts to Wince*
what?
*scratches head in confusion* So am I really in love with Snape, or Ron in a Snape costume? ;)
Nasty lil trick, Ron! *is spasming*
lol *stairs at ron lamp oddly*
There's the real ron?
huh?the lamp or me?um,while you ppl were distracted by the card board cut out of snape,i put a ron dummy in my place and threw put on the costume.... ;D
Oh! now i get it! Ron the Lamp is fake! I see!
;) you got it!a hermione worthy plan if i say so myself.....*pats self on back*
*Pats Ron on the shoulder to*
That was smart!
*grin* have you read the story amy found....that was funny! ;D
I've read it! Just forgot to reply :)
*something screams 'help meee!!! in hermione's hair*dear god women,is there something in there?!! ;D
Oh, just another headache!
*director calls cut*director:no,no,no you were suppose to say something else! ;D
*vacant expression* I'm always late... *sigh* :|
It's ok.
Shui can come into this Scene, Kay alfanso?
Quote from: Hermione_G on March 14, 2003, 10:41:01 AM
Oh! now i get it! Ron the Lamp is fake! I see!
aw i hoped he could be a lamp forever!!! *runs over to snape/ron and puts another lampshade on head* there!
oops i think i ruined this scene :-\
*pushes it off,annoyed* *exasperated sigh* *points to dummy ron with lampshade on head*
no no no! since ron the dummy is a dummy you must be the new lamp! its in the stars! *pulls off the ceiling and shows him* its fate! serendipity! YOU MUST BE A LAMP!
*looks* *men in white jackets pull her away*lol
Oooh are we going to that nice white room with the padding again?
lol anyway *takes out wand and turns men into lamps* *takes the lamps to Pier 1 and sells them to an old lady named Mitsey*
*comes back* *takes out wand again and permanantly attaches a lampshade to ron's head* ;D ;D ;D ;D
*dumledore enters and breaks yur wand* *more men enter*lol ;D
:-\ well that was mean
oh,sry :-[ didn't mean it to be....
its alright. *takes lampshade off Ron's head* I'm sorry I made you a lamp!
s'okay.....
Unless you liked being a lamp?
.....i was never a lamp,,
*evil grin*
Bright and shiny Ron! :sunny:
You're so lampie, Ron! ;D
lol!
lampie (adj)-one that has lamp-like characteristics.
Hee. ;D
*Points to Maeve's avatar, hehe*
My what now? Is that the little picture-thingie by my name?
Ya, it said "Ron's a lamp now!, yay!"
;D :P
Not anymore though!
You should be proud of being a lamp, Ron! That's means you're bright, and put a light in every darkness (or is it create more shadows?? lol)
Ron esta un pobrecito.. awww.. todos los chicas... picking on.. tu! heh ^^;;
lol, you said all the girls are picking on him , lol
Oops! I put 'los chicas' heh ^^;;
so?....*lol*
He he...i guess it's natrual *Shrug*
What's natural? ???
NVM
heh.. sry ;D;;
s'oaky
oooh lookie! my 400th post! :greenballooon:
YAY!!!!!
:redballoon:
WOO HOO! Party time, Excellent, Woo-oo-oo-oo! (ha ha anyone seen Wayne's World?)
no,but i have heard of it...
Same here! ^
*gasp!* :o You guys SO need to rent it!! It's hilarious! _^_ ^_^ _^_
It is? cool!
okay,i may....has anyone seen major payne?
*shakes head* nope. What's it about?
its kinda complicated.... ;D
Heh. Try! :)
well its about this really really violent army guy who gets kicked out and goes to a school to teach.... ;D
Um..cool!
Huh.. that sounds.. interesting...
Ya...
trust me its funnier than i describe it..... ;D
Oooh it's a comedy! It kinda sounded tragic to me. ;D;;
lol of course its a comedy!@ ;D ;D >:( ;D :D ;) :)
Gengi is confused, so she will just stick to what the topic is about! ^^;
Snape: "Malfoy! Put that 'Potter Stinks' badge away! Before I present your "Offical Harry Potter Fan Club" one you left out in the common room, to the class."
*After class*
*Whistpers to Malfoy while giving his badge back* "Don't let this happen again! Or we'll both be found!"
Heheheheheh.........
ha..ha.. I dun get it... ???
lol,i did. :D
Well wooptido, Bazzle! heehee :)
Lol! ^^;; Probably 'cause you haven't read Book 4 in about 8 BILLION YEARS!!! ... Okay, maybe only 3, but STILL! You neeeeed to read it! :-\ At least before the 5th Book comes out! >__<
And like I've said sooo many times before, it's like watching Monty Phython!! The more you 'watch' it, the more you like it. *Nods*
And besides, you're 14 now, you can relate to what you might feel like, or do, if you had to go through what Harry does. :^)
I could always read the first chapter for you, if you would like. :) ^.^
ha ha can you recite it? :)
Oh! Lol, only the first two pages. *Shakes head* What is this world coming to?! ;D
Actually no; only the first sentance. *Hides her face in shame*.
Heehee! ;D
ah, Glorious Comedys, That's one thing I can depend on!
*nods* ;)
same :)
^.^
?.? ;D
cute face ^o^
lol thanx......P.P(popped out eyes)
*raises eyebrow AGAIN*
ha ha T_T ... neutral face. Or boreded...
I'm so tired..
Nah, Shui! That's the cry face! T__T (Well, I guess it looks more obvious like this: TT__TT )
This is the neutral/bored face!: I_I
No Really?
Oh.. Well, with some fonts, the T has a little line at the bottom. The vertical line is the iris.. and the horizontal the lid... ^^;;
v_v <-- Tired!
-_-" <--- Annoyed!
¬¬ <--- uh.. dunno.. but it's my fav face! ^^
lol whats this about? ;D :disguise:
FACIES!! o.o ;D
(http://www.harrypotterfan.com/forum/YaBBImages/azn.gif)
He he! ^
lol,,hey hermione_G!
hey ron!
lol ;D
dar, no ones barely online when i am, strange!
i thought u were always strange,j/k! ;)
I've NEVER
BEEN so compliemented in my life!
max,ur.........SOOOO NICE!!!!!
*Smiles*
'tis true! no one has ever called me strange bfore, other then crazy, and it's true!
*Jumps*
lol :D
Who is this Evil_to_the_Max person? ???
I kinda remember him,..
he was the person who asked you to call him max.
I do not remember this.. ah well. :)
lol *crowns her*does not matter when you are the.....Spelling queen! :D ;D ;)
ha ha thx :D;;
lol *bows*
*Double bows*
*blushes* :-[ You guys.. you can really stop any time... ^^;;;
lol,what you no like? ;D
Ya! ^
Yogurt.....
*snorts* Y- is for yogurt! ^__^
Yes, me no likey very much.... ¬¬
well sry! ;)
ok *stops bowing*
Wait, what's going on here?
tis' the spelling queen!*points to shui* ;D
He he! 'tis true
no no no, I am the spelling queen. I say we have a contest! You guys purposely misspell things and Shui and I will correct them!
lol shui isn't here.
ummm...ok....
jocking
;D
he he! I can spell wrong! but that was purposely, seriously i do make speling errors.
uhh.. okay.. well.. Amy, you can be the spelling queen from now on. :) (But I'll still correct all of yous! ;) )
no no shui, i can't. i feel bad since you were the 1st spelling queen. how about we share the title of spelling queen?
::) guys!
waht Kate? they btoh are the title of the spelling queen! I have an idea! Amy's the spelling princess!
um, why not just share the title, like Amy suggested!
ok w/eva
lol.
Ok...
No no no, it's okay ^_^ You can be the spelling queen. Or there could be no spelling queen at all... w/e.
We need a Spelling Queen! /__\ Who will help my spellin'idus?!?
How about you both become the Spelling Mages? ^^?
Ya ya!^
v_v" ..... what do you think, Amy? Do you wanna be a spelling Mage w/ Shui? :) Haha we could start a school..... ^o^
thinks: Hmm....
I was wrong.
He'd never admit that
lol, true
yes, i'll be a spelling mage! hehe.
Great! *smiles broadly*
The Acadamy for the Spelling Geniuses Anonymous...
LOL, we always could use our little spell checker. heehee thanks hun!
excuse me class, but i have to go poopie.
^^ original topic
LMFAO! This topic is hilarious!LOL!
Um, Please Harry, would you.... <---Snape would not say please to Harry
Hello Potter, how are u today?.............<~~~~~ Snape would never say that!! ;D
Ohhh!!!
Snape:Lovely day, isn't it,Harry?(smile nicely at Harry)
Harry:Oh,no. I just saw Draco break the lovely potion you made
Snape:Oh,really...i'll take away all of the slytherine's points,and i'll make sure He have detention with me for the rest of the year
;D
::)
Snape: I love to be with you, I love, love you, love you, love you, love you I do!(thats a real song)
Ron: Huh?
Snape:I love the Weaslys*kisses Ron*
Snape--"Ok class, today you get to teach....
Snape: No homework for today!
good one Ryan. hum, how bout...
Snape: I love this place! (Enthusiastically)
*laughing histaricly*this is fun!
Snape:I really like the Potters and Weasl;ys so they are my favorites!
heehee
How about cutting his hair and spiking the top and dying it blonde? LOL, could you imagine?
ok, picture the scene.... its the end of term feast, and everyones in the great hall. dumbledor stands and makes an announcement..
"blah blah blah blah, and for a little entertainment tonight, i present to you, professor snape!!"
... a spotlight hits snape, as he pulls out a straw boater hat and cane, climbs onto the table, and entertains everyone with a tap dance :p hehehehe
OMG! That's a good one. HeeHee
Haha^~~^ Good one Severus!
SNAPE:lockhart...I must ask you...how do you get you hair so soft and managable?
LMAO Good one Evan.
snape:okay...today class...I am going to teach...IN SONG!
Snape:*in the middle of class*WAKE ME UP INSIDE! Can't wake up! wake me up inside! SAVE ME FROM THE nothing I've become...*clears throat loudly as the class stares at him*What? haven't you ever seen a man sing before?...er...BACK TO WORK!!!!
LMFAO MAx. heehee.
Snape - *Skipping down the hall singing* Zippidy do da zippidy aye, my oh my what a wounderfull day...
Humm...this is getting harder.....
Snape jumping up and down enthusiasticly when Harry walks into the room
S:I've waited all day to see you again Harry!
H:Um...ok...
S:I LOVE YOU DUDE!
*snape enters his class room,and see's Justin timberlake*Snape:OhmiGawd!I love You!please sign A photo for me!!!!*screeches like a crazy fan girl* *faints*
LOL Ron. Good one
Snape: *Walks into the classroom and looks around, spots Harry then smiles*
Harry, you're the perfect child, I wish you were mine.
lol
Quote from: severus. on March 1, 2004, 06:15:43 AM
ok, picture the scene.... its the end of term feast, and everyones in the great hall. dumbledor stands and makes an announcement..
"blah blah blah blah, and for a little entertainment tonight, i present to you, professor snape!!"
... a spotlight hits snape, as he pulls out a straw boater hat and cane, climbs onto the table, and entertains everyone with a tap dance :p hehehehe
lol! This is the funniest so far!! ;D
Okat here's 2
Harry I love you and your father.
Sirius why did u have to die *cries*
lol, good one
holy crap, this post is still around? wow, it was here when i first joined! :o
lol, that's just because this is a good one doll
ask Hermione if she wanted to slow dance with him
dance with Dumbledore, gaze into his eyes and say I luv u Albus, Do u luv me?. IF U Do then we will be the centre of ridicule and slander, but as am pair I know we will be strong
Heres a few. They suck though :P
1:Snape walking into Dumbledores office with a picture of Dumbledore's face on his chest.
2:Snape making treacle fudge for the class.
3:Snape walking into the great hall with his hair tied back, wearing tight pants, and a girly tank top that says 'Go Go Gryffindor' while saying "I really think this brings out my eyes!"Enthusiastically.
wears pink.... at any time. ;D ;D
never heard of this thread but here's my first one :) umm...
Asks Professor Mcgonnagle (i know i didn't spell that right ;D lol) Out to dance at the Yule ball.
lol berry berry nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Shows up for class dressed like(I can't think of name, but here's a link)
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0373889/Ss/0373889/HP50093C.jpg.html?hint=group
Hahahahaha Dolores Umbridge.
Give harry an Outstanding on a potions test
Quote from: Sky on August 29, 2007, 10:29:58 AM
Hahahahaha Dolores Umbridge.
I knew that!!!
Skip.
Starts being nice to every other house but slytherin. Calls up Voldemort and says let's get down and boogie. ;D
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
say *MMMMM IM YUMMY!!!* and lick his lips! OH OH OH!!! He would say that to..... (ponders) DOLORES!
He comes into class and says it cancelled!
He gives griffindors some points....
He gets friends with Proffesor Mcgonnagol.
He He stops taking points!
Teach how to turn your house happy....((or anything to do with happiness))
Be nice when he have a class.
Heres something...
Walks into class... "Why hello my dearest sutdents, my pride and joy, my life and love! Why Harry my boy you look ravishing today!" Goes and smells Harry's hair. "Ohhh!!! Lovely new shampoo! Is that lavender? Where may I get it?"
lol.....
That he says that he is not going to teach anything to day
and they are gonna play games in class now!
Stand at the door t give everyone high fives as they walk in
Quote from: Michelle_Granger on August 21, 2002, 01:22:35 AM
"Oh, Harry! You look so sexy on that broom! (Tanya)
"Harry! I... am... your... father!" (Well, you never know, J.K. could suddenly go lazy.) (Lady Mondegreen)
"Nonsense, pink and black have always gone together." (Cody)
"Black is so last season" (Lucy)
"I'm so horny!" (Snake)
"I'm late for my aerobics class." (Kit and Cody)
"I'm going to count to ten, and when I turn around, whoever took my rubber ducky had better have it put back, or else." (Kit and Cody)
"Nuts." (Kit and Cody)
"Shall we go to the bedroom, or do it right here on the table?" (Kit and Cody)
"Tag, you're it!" (Kit and Dave)
"Pull my finger." (Kit and Dave)
"Put those handcuffs away Potter, I'm not that kind of man!" (Lucy)
lmfao!!! omg omg those almost made me pee my pants!
"Oh Hi Professor, why don't you look lovley today."
Quote from: ChoChangHP118 on December 2, 2007, 04:20:00 PM
Quote from: Michelle_Granger on August 21, 2002, 01:22:35 AM
"Oh, Harry! You look so sexy on that broom! (Tanya)
"Harry! I... am... your... father!" (Well, you never know, J.K. could suddenly go lazy.) (Lady Mondegreen)
"Nonsense, pink and black have always gone together." (Cody)
"Black is so last season" (Lucy)
"I'm so horny!" (Snake)
"I'm late for my aerobics class." (Kit and Cody)
"I'm going to count to ten, and when I turn around, whoever took my rubber ducky had better have it put back, or else." (Kit and Cody)
"Nuts." (Kit and Cody)
"Shall we go to the bedroom, or do it right here on the table?" (Kit and Cody)
"Tag, you're it!" (Kit and Dave)
"Pull my finger." (Kit and Dave)
"Put those handcuffs away Potter, I'm not that kind of man!" (Lucy)
lmfao!!! omg omg those almost made me pee my pants!
HYSTERICAL FELL OF MY CHAIR!!! ( And hit my head... OW! :'( )
Oh wow those are great you guys!!!
*Well hello handsome!!* (from snape to harry as harry walks past) spanks Harry *Rawr!*
:o hahahahahahaha rofl!!!!!! ;D
haha
Pretty good huh??
lol oh yes
My only response: "Rawr!"
(Snape walking in behind Hermione) *Those jeans fit you in JUST the right places* licks lips
(From Snape to anyone) *Honey you are eye candy!!*
OMG BROKE OUT LOLING!!!
Man I love it.
Thanks!! I'll try to come up with some more...
I can't wait.
*Five points to Gryffindor for being filled with gorgeous gorgeous men!!*
oh man lol =)
I love that one. I would be sad if he did it to any of them.
omg thats hillarious! :D
yeah... I AM CRACKING UP VERY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run into class and pass out scented dandilions to all the children
Build a campfire and invite all the students to come sit around it and sing *Kumbaiya* (sp)
omg lol wow
Thank You Thank You *bows*
lololololololololololololololololol
Goes to the front of the class and says *today.... we are going into the forbidden forest*
*Ahem... sorry to interupt ms severus, but isn't that forbidden?* says random nerd
*Yes smarty it is, but we have a real reason for going. FLOWER RACES!!!! WHOEVER PICKS THE MOST WINNNNSSSS!!!!* skips around with basket on his arm. *And Harry, your on myyyyy team*
LOL! nice Jessie! ha ha
Walks into class in his leather pants and a ratty black wig singing 'You are my sunshine' into a hairbrush.
lol.... You have some good one Jessie!
lol thanks guys!! haha!! Kilynn, thats hillarious!!
Yeah..!
Snape walks in with pink coloured hair and goes to Hermonie.
He says in a girly gossip tone " You know, I were going to colour it just like you but I didn't feel to be a brunette!"
He takes some red lipstick on his lips. " I just think that pink is a much better colour.... DO YOU THINK THAT ALSO?!
We are just SO soulfriends!"
lol.....
yall are so freakin hallarious!!!
is anyone keeping count?
Well I'm sure not, but it should be like... over 1000 things that snape would never do. And by the way, who is Shuibee?
Here's my next one:
Holds a cat and is petting it then says *My precious!!* Like the creepy guy in lord of the rings
(hes not creppy hes cute)
Isn't the guy that lives in the caves by the lake.... with the ring.... isn't he supposed to be creepy? and whats his name anyways (I forgot)
Galom(sp) hes suppose to be but hes cute!
I've never seen the movies... but I've read the Hobbit which kind of has to do with them... have you read the hobbit?
I havent but i havent had the chance but I love lord of the rings so I will prolly soon
I'll probably read the books this summer.... maybe... at least I want to because then I can watch the movies and I'll understand them.
.....sorry for my randomness but "Hobbit" is a good book but got boring after awhile....
Kay miss Random you call me mental and you go off and be random
Ok let's all just admit this and get it over with... we're all mental AND random!
Oh my G! I just started head singing the song (I forget the name) *Gotta get that dirt off your shoulder!*
*runs in corner and covers ears and repeats I'm not mental over and over while rokcing back and forth* lol
OMGosh my sister was singing that earlier today... thats so oodeth
That is oober scary..... oober doober...... wow and that just popped into my head... maybe we're long lost twins that have connected minds!
Maybe you are... scary...
Quote from: I loves YOUz on June 2, 2008, 09:35:23 AM
Kay miss Random you call me mental and you go off and be random
okay thenn....you're mental
I LIKE MUSHROOMS![no I don't.....lol]
What the heck why do you think I'm mental.... I'm not..
hehehe that's what she said! lol jk jk im straight lol..... hehehe....
lol nice.... me to!!!
Sorry the guys in my grade say that to like everything you say!!! So every time someone says something in my head I'm like *thats what she said!* Its great....
i kno same here that or 'your mom' which gets to me very easily because I dont have a mom so it makes me mad
.....oh these people are this immature these days....my friend always says that to my brother and I'm like, "Hello you're kind of insulting my mom as well....."
Oh Billie I'm so sorry!
Yeah people are immature, even though I say that stuff too...
its ok
I mean I'm okay when my sister say 'your mom' to me but when other people do it I get mad.
Yeah I can understand why you wouldn't get mad at your sister because she lost her mom too!
yea many guys at my school say these things after everything you say; in bed..., in your pants..., and thats what she said... they are really annoying!
I hate it when they do that! I just shake my head and walk away!
People are soo immature...counting me sometimes!!
I know! I hate it when people are really immature, even though half the time it's me...
I kno me to but most of the time I try and act my age instead of my shoe size
Haha yeah... Oh my gosh it was so funny one time we had a sub (he's hillarious...) and this kid had just gotten his hockey numbers shaved into his head and he goes *Hey Shawn (the kid) is that your shoe size or your IQ number?* It was so funny!!
You guys do that "Thats what she said" thing too? ITS SO ANNOYING!
That what she said....
lol I had to do that..
Yeah except people give me weird looks sometimes because I'm a girl...
they don't look at me weird they juust play along i usaully don't do it though
A kid on our bus, Jessie would know him, he says that "Thats what she said" thing at the weirdest times. He can make just about anything you say sound nasty.
I know someone like that....*raises hand slowly* hehe just kidding
No, no, no! This kid is 10 times worse! Even ask Dobby888!
No you can't even compare to him.... *shudders* Like if you said anything.... like even hi he could make it sound discusting... no joke...
I know! Its just so... Ush...
Yeah... there's just no real way to describe it! except through shudders!
^*lola*^ I can make almost anything sound nasty. My mind is in the gutter 99.8% of the time. All you have to say is "If you know what I mean." After every sentence.
Oh yeah, Well the kid I'm talking about, his mind is in the gutter 100% of the time! Seriously! He can make "Hi!" sound like the nastiest thing on earth.
yeah he can.... and my last day of school he like molested me on the bus!!!! It was HORRIBLE! I was laughing and crying.... yeah....
im sorry... lol
lol it's ok, I probably won't see him all summer
All summers almost over
My mind is a gutter that needs to be cleaned sadly.
*Hands Virgil some soap* Have fun with that...
*looks at soap* Im going to need wwwaaayyy more than that...
I kno but thats all that I have... it might get a little bit cleaned....
not really. Maybe get some of the "Thats what she said" out for a little bit.
Well I'll go and buy more......
He would never say:
"Harry? Can you pleace hug me? And maybe a little kiss?"
If he was gay he would!! hehe
I dont think he would like Harry, not even if he was gay ...
If I was a guy and gay I wouldn't... he aint cute at all...
*shudders* and the eyebrows... wow...
"Harry can I make LOVE to you"
"Draco get a life and leave Hazza Alone A**hole"
I got a few...
>"Who stole my comb?!"
>"Potter, what is that in your pocket?"
"er...porn?"
>"Oh. Very well, you may go."
"Um...thanks...?"
as Harry walks away, Snape mutters, "accio porn"
LOL
Snape walks up to hermione and runs his hands through her very knotted and bushy hair... "What kind of shampoo do you use, I want my hair to be as full as yours".
tehe.. I <3 Hermione! and I <<33 SNAPE!!
Haha! I love those!!
"So.. uh... Ron... you got any plans tonight?"
"No..."
"Oh good! Now you have detention!"
"What!?"
"Clothing optional of course!"
LOLies
"Potter you are looking very hot this evening" "ya wanna go out Potter".
nice, but gay.
"Who wants to dye me?"
"I take all of Slytherin's points and give them to Gryffindor!"
Mrs. Granger, Have i ever told you what a honor it has been to be your teacher?
Quotenice, but gay.
that's is what Snape was susspose to be
makes sense.