1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[fudge0604]

He comes into class and says it cancelled!
He gives griffindors some points....
He gets friends with Proffesor Mcgonnagol.
He He stops taking points!

[dobby888]

Teach how to turn your house happy....((or anything to do with happiness))

[fudge0604]

Be nice when he have a class.

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

Heres something...

Walks into class... "Why hello my dearest  sutdents, my pride and joy, my life and love! Why Harry my boy you look ravishing today!" Goes and smells Harry's hair. "Ohhh!!! Lovely new shampoo! Is that lavender? Where may I get it?"

[fudge0604]

lol.....

That he says that he is not going to teach anything to day
and they are gonna play games in class now!

[dobby888]

Stand at the door t give everyone high fives as they walk in

[ChoChangHP118]

"Oh, Harry! You look so sexy on that broom! (Tanya)

"Harry! I... am... your... father!" (Well, you never know, J.K. could suddenly go lazy.) (Lady Mondegreen)

"Nonsense, pink and black have always gone together." (Cody)

"Black is so last season" (Lucy) 

"I'm so horny!" (Snake)


"I'm late for my aerobics class." (Kit and Cody)

"I'm going to count to ten, and when I turn around, whoever took my rubber ducky had better have it put back, or else." (Kit and Cody)

"Nuts." (Kit and Cody)

"Shall we go to the bedroom, or do it right here on the table?" (Kit and Cody)

"Tag, you're it!" (Kit and Dave)

"Pull my finger." (Kit and Dave)

"Put those handcuffs away Potter, I'm not that kind of man!" (Lucy)

lmfao!!! omg omg those almost made me pee my pants!

[Potter-otter]

"Oh Hi Professor, why don't you look lovley today."

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

"Oh, Harry! You look so sexy on that broom! (Tanya)

"Harry! I... am... your... father!" (Well, you never know, J.K. could suddenly go lazy.) (Lady Mondegreen)

"Nonsense, pink and black have always gone together." (Cody)

"Black is so last season" (Lucy) 

"I'm so horny!" (Snake)


"I'm late for my aerobics class." (Kit and Cody)

"I'm going to count to ten, and when I turn around, whoever took my rubber ducky had better have it put back, or else." (Kit and Cody)

"Nuts." (Kit and Cody)

"Shall we go to the bedroom, or do it right here on the table?" (Kit and Cody)

"Tag, you're it!" (Kit and Dave)

"Pull my finger." (Kit and Dave)

"Put those handcuffs away Potter, I'm not that kind of man!" (Lucy)

lmfao!!! omg omg those almost made me pee my pants!

HYSTERICAL FELL OF MY CHAIR!!! ( And hit my head... OW! :'( )

[dobby888]

Oh wow those are great you guys!!!

*Well hello handsome!!* (from snape to harry as harry walks past) spanks Harry *Rawr!*

[ChoChangHP118]

 :o hahahahahahaha rofl!!!!!! ;D

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

haha

[dobby888]

Pretty good huh??

[ChoChangHP118]

lol oh yes

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

My only response: "Rawr!"